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Vlad (하준)

@pastastapejob

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@NYCMayor Fuck you.

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Vlad (하준)

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1 year

@RightWingCope "This a man?"

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3 months

@BriannaWu man as a “progressive” i sure do love hoping the police violently crack down on college kids so they can “face consequences” for using their 1st amendment rights

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@VaushV @elonmusk huh

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@BriannaWu Famously in the first amendment: “The right to free speech and the right to peacefully assemble unless you’ve been at it for about a week, then it’s legally a temper tantrum.”

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@BriannaWu so true protesters choose violence by simply taking up space on their own campus. no update on that first amendment part though, sadly

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1 year

@bestofdyingtwit Musk making Zuck of all people look like the good guy remains his most impressive achievement

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2 years

@kenklippenstein Did Biden just suddenly become lucid this week what is happening?

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2 years

@BadMedicalTakes "studies"

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2 years

@xaviersonline

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Vlad (하준)

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@TheRightCant "as you can see, i made myself the chad wojak and you are the soy wojak so i win"

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@politico How do you write this entire article which includes criticism of young voters who Biden isn’t polling well with, and not mention Palestine at all other than as a Hamas footnote at the end?

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2 years

@drmistercody To think his obsession with the BB started because the Onion made fun of his dad's emerald mine

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1 year

@JoshuaPHilll I wish I had known I could just jingle keys in front of tech bros to make money before I committed to going to med school tbh

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2 years

@drmistercody Actually I just looked it up and it's even funnier. A single word made him so mad he spent $44 billion dollars to unban their "competitor"

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1 year

@disclosetv This is the funniest thing he's ever said and I'm sure everyone including the "cancel culture is ruining comedy" crowd will agree

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2 years

@Jvel10 @shoe0nhead

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1 year

@DreamLeaf5 Also there’s literally a historical account of the black samurai Yasuke

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6 months

@GoodPoliticGuy From a pragmatic standpoint I understand that trump would be the same or worse in every meaningful way, but the DNC’s arrogance in thinking that they don’t need to appeal to my demographic really makes me not want to vote for Biden

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2 years

@capybaroness The "wait for the facts" crowd sure seems eager to jump onto this to excuse their genocidal ideology

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2 years

@drmistercody This is genocidal language that the owner of the platform now overtly endorses so that's cool. Also posting publicly available videos isn't harmful, but publicly available flight data is?

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2 years

@ConSelfOwns Literally this dude

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3 years

@kenklippenstein You say you can't afford to just quit you job?? But I see you have a refrigerator???

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2 years

@JoshuaPHilll I would like a moratorium on electing former NYPD officers to any meaningful level of government in this city

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7 months

@JFreshHockey send him to Philly

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2 years

@TerribleMaps No point in using fake curse words up here

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10 months

@kenklippenstein You missed the garnish

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1 year

@GoodPoliticGuy Woodrow Wilson single handedly reviving the KKK has to put him up there too

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1 year

@RightWingCope In other words, if you're an under represented minority applying to college / grad school, DEFINITELY mention that in your application essay

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@JStein_WaPo Union leaders selling out to corporate billionaires is probably the exact kind of thing the word “traitor” was invented for yeah

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7 months

@dumbledrip @hasanthehun forced to become nazis because of pronouns is truly pathetically soft

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2 years

@KreamyKaiserFL @shoe0nhead See most people would see this and say “huh seems like affordable housing isn’t accessible enough” instead of wanting to get rid of it entirely

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2 years

@jai_lies @minimoogles Had a patient this week who chose to go blind in their right eye for the same reason

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2 years

@MattVautour424 Children raised in Boston will go all of 3 minutes before learning the word, I'm sure they'll survive lmao

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3 years

@prageru This you?

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2 years

@RightWingCope Oh so that's what they meant

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2 years

@jdcmedlock I prefer the path that leads to a prime minister that's cooler than me than the one that leads to a dictatorship but maybe that's just me

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1 year

@RightWingCope "if Dua Lipa is a man, then brother, I am gay." -Sun Tzu

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1 year

@ohshidt "I don't want to escalate this more than it already is" said the man with a riot shield in front of 3 cops to the guy with his pants around his ankles.

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2 years

@overtime "rarest moment in history"

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6 months

@RightWingCope wait accusing someone of rape doesn’t automatically make them rich? does that mean I have to change my worldview of people who are sexually assaulted? no no, it’s the woman’s fault

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@ohshidt Peter when Jesus told him to fish on the other side of the boat:

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4 months

@highprogressive “DEI is destroying America” said the man who went unpunished for posting CSAM publicly

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4 years

@BadMedicalTakes Now hang on a minute this guy might be onto something...

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1 year

@SouFloCon Bro you should be pro doing your middle school homework

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1 year

@DreamLeaf5 I think it should be in the same category as revenge porn tbh

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2 years

@VaushV @elonmusk But he said "half as many ads" which means that you'd still be the product, you're just also cucked out of $8 a month

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1 year

@VaushV @DreamLeaf5 Seeing another new tweet I'm going to have to answer for when defending Voosh

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@vanillaopinions 19K likes, this website is cooked

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3 months

@CaitlinPacific @ArifCRafiq Sounds like you're "mostly" backpeddling

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2 years

@TheMegaladong @hasanthehun "Yes, I would like it bagged"

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7 months

@PoliticsLs @VaushV can’t believe they aren’t familiar with his ground work in ukraine smh

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@drmistercody She identified as a progressive not 2 weeks ago and now she’s doing the “lefties are like Voldemort” dweeb thing

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1 year

@SupremeSoviet1 @GoodPoliticGuy Socialism is about expanding democracy. Reagan was a train wreck of a president. These are not mutually exclusive statements..

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2 years

@Srirachachau Can't believe I'm being talked down to about casual sex from a guy that tried to pay for it with a horse

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2 years

@_roachboy That first comment

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3 years

@RightWingCope Ancient Athenians when inventing democracy:

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@DreamLeaf5 Least gay coded thing someone in the navy has ever done

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@JUNlPER @jordanbpeterson @Hersheys Conservatives and being ok with slavery - name a better duo

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2 years

@DGlaucomflecken Alcohol? I hope you had water before AND after

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@irishd247 @barry After their response to literal children being murdered I actually have to believe "I feared for my life" at face value

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@FikranYusufzai @GoodPoliticGuy The Democratic Party isn’t capable of that level of self reflection unfortunately

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@Anihil1st @VaushV I respect the audacity of this humble-brag

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@hasanthehun Azan:

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1 year

@PoliticsLs @elonmusk The subtle black sun is there in case people missed the super nuanced imagery I guess

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2 years

@RightWingCope Why are we as drivers and pedestrians taking part in Musk's beta test against our will?

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@Awesomeface78 @coffeebreak_YT

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@dumbledrip @hasanthehun ah yes, fascism - the equal and opposite reaction to blue white and pink flags

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2 years

@AP "errantly" shot an obvious journalist and "errantly" covered her body to make sure nobody could save her

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1 year

@keffals The venn diagram between people mad at the hashtag and people crucifying you for saying "retard" is a circle, I fear

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1 year

@Esqueer_ @XanderhalTV These people can’t fathom the idea that maybe they’re just not that interesting or funny

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@riotsurvivor @PeteBlackburn bet the tournament shakes out differently if canada scores more goals than their opponents too

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1 year

@keffals I'm not playing it because Harry Potter sucks

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2 years

@RightWingCope Still relevant

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1 year

@AP "Still no healthcare though, sorry!"

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1 year

@SupremeSoviet1 @GoodPoliticGuy I’ll bite. What point do you think you’re making?

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10 months

@PoliticsLs 16k likes makes me want to finally retire from social media

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2 years

@PoliticsLs Remember why you left suburbia

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@JomboyMedia Reminds me of this

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@vanillaopinions why is the 67yo trotskyist mewing?

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1 year

@drmistercody so like 90% of the movies that came out before 2000?

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1 year

@bestofdyingtwit “Pay me $1000 not to be impersonated by scammers” Not a very subtle shakedown tbh

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@RightWingCope i'm proposing that we sometimes kiss on the lips bro...but it's not gay, don't say it's gay

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@PainfullyCheery @ABeardedPanda Counterpoint: fix your compass

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2 years

@RightWingCope Side note: If I see you at Wallmart stealing food, no I didn't

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@JoshuaPHilll "Ancient architecture was so artistic and beautiful!"

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@TheWapplehouse @stillgray @elonmusk @KettlebellLife is the guy who tried to pay his employee a horse for sex morally grandstanding with the guy who said “Hitler is my fucking idol”?

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2 years

@RightWingCope At some point, we have to start asking why local press missed all of this right? Like did zero investigative journalism even happen during his entire campaign? Even from his opponent???

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@JoshuaPHilll Jesus: “yeah it’s easy for a camel to go through the literal eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven.” American evangelicals: “oh so like a mild inconvenience but still mostly doable?”

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@kenklippenstein One guy unilaterally making policy decisions on the internet’s public square is so cool

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2 years

@VaushV "Kids shouldn't know anything about sexuality, but we will make them come out so we can stop feeding them if they're not heterosexual" ???

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@robpertray It also forms formaldehyde which along with vinyl chloride, is a known carcinogen. I wouldn't be surprised to see an increase in cancers in the populations around the disaster. .

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@RightWingCope Seeing my 3rd grade classmate get his cast taken off their broken arm and immediately assuming they’ve been body swapped

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