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scallop girl

@pasta_niece

10 months

massachusetts boy .. bringing goth gf home for christmas …… i hate them

bria

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10 months

I SPOTTED PHOEBE AND BO BURNHAM IN LOGAN AIRPORT I'M SHIT MY PANTS

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2 months

i wonder if we’ll all be saying go piss girl in the retirement home

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@pasta_niece

3 years

boston is so fun and cool you can look at the state street station from the street!

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@pasta_niece

2 months

making observations

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@pasta_niece

2 years

5 DAYS UNTIL WE START GAINING DAYLIGHT MINUTES AGAIN LETS GO GIRLS WE CAN DO IT

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@pasta_niece

5 months

i bet you guys don’t even know who painted this

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@pasta_niece

2 months

i wouldn’t call being hit by a drunk driver who was IN A CAR a “bike accident” fucking assholes

Boston 25 News

@boston25

2 months

Boston College hockey standout and NHL star Johnny Gaudreau died Thursday night in a reported bike accident that also claimed the life of his brother, just one day before they were slated to be groomsmen in their sister’s wedding.

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@pasta_niece

1 year

@SchattmanBen wait this is so fucking funny who designed this and got it approved for CHILDREN LOLLL

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@pasta_niece

5 years

me, standing on the sideline when i give my marching band students a correction and they actually fix it

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@pasta_niece

3 years

the cool thing about being a band kid is that you definitely won’t peak in high school

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@pasta_niece

1 year

also consider:

The Hammer Collective

@THCprov

1 year

to everyone that comments "no boston :(" on a tour flyer that has a providence show

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@pasta_niece

2 years

@Amtrak @SFBART got their ass

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@pasta_niece

6 years

can you imagine if we all called it “𝓂𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒶𝒸𝒽𝓊𝓈𝑒𝓉𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓊𝑒” instead of “mass ave”

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@pasta_niece

2 years

robbed . never forget

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@pasta_niece

8 months

holy shit guys my charliecard expired .. please say congratulations

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@pasta_niece

4 years

if you hadn’t already made up your mind,,,

Groundwork Project

@GroundworkProj

12 years

It was an absolute honor to receive the endorsement of the State Police Assoc. of MA this am in Taunton #ma4 #mapoli http://t.co/f5KkDj7u

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@pasta_niece

2 years

sad day for fans of this specific meme (i’m redesigning the sign and wrap tomorrow)

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3 years

you should need a CDL to drive this

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@pasta_niece

2 years

incredibly hot rebrand happened and no one told me

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@pasta_niece

1 year

it’s all “live free or die” until it comes to drinking at canobie lake park

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@pasta_niece

5 months

Diana 🗡

@Dianapentracine

5 months

Makeup by Sean Brady

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1 year

🤝

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1 year

Who would marry a Sagittarius

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@pasta_niece

3 years

boston needs late night T service this is such bullshit

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4 months

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5 months

if you just consider this as boston, i feel bad for you

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@pasta_niece

1 year

bartender at the sox game just clowned on this girl for living in boston for 5 years and not knowing what allston christmas is LMAOOOO good

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@pasta_niece

4 years

@POTUS yes girl give us absolutely nothing

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@pasta_niece

2 years

i can’t remember anything from april 2020-june 2021

BBC News (World)

@BBCWorld

2 years

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests

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@pasta_niece

6 years

you don’t matter. worry.

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@pasta_niece

3 years

everyone say your goodbyes

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@pasta_niece

2 months

@boston25 revise the copy of this post, it was not a biking accident

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@pasta_niece

8 months

sorry to everyone but i redesigned this sign permanently a few months ago

i like food

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@openlyhot the thread is insane top to bottom

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@pasta_niece

4 years

@thesarahyork no actually tell them to gtf off cape cod we don’t want them

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@pasta_niece

4 years

u see this girl at the skate park , wyd?

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@pasta_niece

1 year

@eddiescookoff @jeffrosenstock 55 shirts 55 vinyls 55 dad hats 55 jeff flags

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@pasta_niece

3 years

@poetastrologers sag duh .. she’s in a train station being hot it just makes sense

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@pasta_niece

1 month

i’m not one to defend jack antonoff but some of us care about hearing things in 20 years

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@nostaIgiahours

1 month

jack antonoff putting airpods in during katy’s performance… such loser behaviour

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@pasta_niece

3 months

i’m begging yall to learn something for yourselves and stop depending on other people for shit that you should know as an adult

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4 months

some girl just crashed into me and we both didn’t know what to do so we called our dads and we’re just standing here holding our phones together so our dads can talk to each other 🧍🏻‍♀️

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1 year

i hate you @MBTA

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@pasta_niece

5 years

top 5 specific containers of all time: 1. mini m&m cylinder 2. ?? 3. , 4. ? 5.

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@pasta_niece

5 years

allston, massachusetts

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@pasta_niece

2 years

@alanthefisher federal government taking control of the MBTA🥰🥰

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@pasta_niece

4 years

5 likes and i’ll do it

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@pasta_niece

4 years

every person in their early 20s who lives with roommates unknowingly has 5+ jars of peanut butter in their house

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@pasta_niece

2 months

these on the commuter rail when

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@pasta_niece

5 years

The Jewelry Exchange In Sudbury is a regional inside joke that we haven’t talked about yet

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@pasta_niece

3 years

no the question is….. why WOULDNT i order a blue moon ? why wouldn’t i want to be the most unique bitch in the place .. there’s a piece of FRUIT in my BEER

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@pasta_niece

3 months

put me on a DRUM CORPS uniform design team

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@pasta_niece

3 months

someone put me on a uniform design team .. i have opinions and ideas

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@pasta_niece

3 years

i wanna eat the lake michigan ice shards like cereal . so crunchy

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Adam Gaffin

@universalhub

3 years

Developer proposes three-building life-sciences campus on North Beacon Street in Brighton

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@pasta_niece

2 months

“allston yards” yeah whatever you want to call it man

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@pasta_niece

3 years

hearing abt NYE plans from people from the cape and some mass suburbs .. you’re gonna .. go clubbing.. in boston . now? fuck right off and stay home

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3 months

just mike wazowski’d myself on tv

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@pasta_niece

5 years

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a graphic designer to help, are they? Me: Dad there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go see if your extensive knowledge of typefaces helps

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3 years

that’s called sleeping . every drum corps kid can do that

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4 months

BOSTON PRIDE 🩷💛🩵💙💜

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@pasta_niece

4 months

celtics x brat summer ❇️

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@pasta_niece

3 years

omgggggg i have an FDA-approved vaccine in my body🙈 (it’s been there since may)

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@pasta_niece

1 month

keep this meme going i can’t wait for you all to see the new and improved empty all liquids basin design💛

buccee from buccee's

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@pasta_niece

2 years

i guess i will just fuck my self when i get to the niagara falls amtrak station

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@pasta_niece

3 years

bitches be like “we’re finally homeowners!😍🔑” and it’s the ugliest fking mcmansion in suburban texas

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@pasta_niece

2 years

GOOD MORNINNGGGGGG

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1 year

my photography is now installed in a permanent exhibit in logan airport…….. holy shit

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3 years

seen in plymouth, ma

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3 years

it hit 60° 🚶🏻‍♀️

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3 years

i can feel it in my bones when a commuter rail train is near

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@pasta_niece

3 years

boston would go crazy if i could get a burrito or something at 3am

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@pasta_niece

3 years

absolutely doing no work at all today

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2 months

should i continue to wear cowboy hats yes or no

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3 years

allston things

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3 months

redemption

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@pasta_niece

3 months

just mike wazowski’d myself on tv

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@pasta_niece

3 years

does anyone distinctly remember seeing the simpsons movie in theaters and then going to school and everyone was singing the spider pig bit for like 2 months

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@pasta_niece

3 years

i stand by my stance that people who dont have to work during college are getting their degree on easy mode, no nuance

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@pasta_niece

1 year

“hidden gem” “speakeasy bar” shut up SHUT UP

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6 months

how it feels to finally like mushrooms as an adult

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@pasta_niece

3 years

there is no escape

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3 years

here it is

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@pasta_niece

3 years

just got a life-changing haircut i will never be the same

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9 months

ok like this is gonna stop me from putting gas in my car??? chances are if i’m at a gas station i need gas and im not gonna read this and say “oh yeah shit i better not” and leave my car there tf

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Cambridge is the first city in the United States to install a warning label at every gas pump on the impact of fossil fuel consumption. "Burning Gasoline, Diesel & Ethanol has major consequences on human health and on the environment including contributing to climate change."

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@pasta_niece

4 years

u mean u don’t take sorority-girl-style selfies in ur cute christmas dinner outfit in ur parents kitchen before dinner ?? that’s weird (merry xmas y’all 🎄🥰 xoxo)

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@pasta_niece

3 years

i’m gonna say it …. i’m gonna say the classic new england line .. “it wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t for this wind”

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1 year

rip, etc. etc.

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9 months

anyone else do this after 5 negroni’s? Happy 2024!!!

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2 years

‼️EMPLOYED MODE‼️

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@pasta_niece

6 years

you've heard of FOMO (fear of missing out), now get ready for FORBPTYG (fear of receiving better presents than you give)

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3 months

baby’s first viral dci comment

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1 year

i am a ballad girlie til i die.. i don’t even care about the rest of your show i just wanna feel things

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@pasta_niece

3 years

terminal A is NOT ready for this ass

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1 year

that’s MY barnstable high school greek teacher 😤💪🏻

WBZ | CBS News Boston

@wbz

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79-year-old jumbotron star heads to Game 7 to cheer on Celtics

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4 years

🎳 [thank u again @jaredxshute ]

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3 months

I GOT A PROMOTION BITCH

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4 years

told u

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@pasta_niece

4 years

okay im wearing my new red + black plaid pleated skirt tomorrow . it’s over for yall

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2 years

“GOOD FROM EVIL” BRO .,,,,

Only In Boston

@OnlyInBOS

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Three blue lines are painted on the Boston Marathon's final stretch of the race since 2016 in a symbol of the role police officers play by separating good from evil in society. Thank you to all of the officers along the Boston marathon route today. 💙

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