OLE MISS BURNERS THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I will be ordering Dome The Vaught T shirts this week. Send size if you would like one. This is not a joke. Order is going in tomorrow.
OLE MISS BURNER COMMUNITY. Dome the Vault T Shirts will unfortunately not be ready for ULM, but should be available after Thanksgiving break. Thank you for your support.
I love when I say “Thank you” to the professor when turning in a test that I bombed. Like thank you for what? Fucking me? Ruining my midterm grades? Why do I do that?
Some Saudi Arabian guys hacked my fortnite account and have been using it the past couple of years. Hopped on it today to see if I could play and they had 5200 V Bucks. Immediately purchased the Eminem bundle and emote, right before being signed back out. Give me my account back!
OLE MISS BURNERS:
#DomeTheVaught
T shirts are back. I’ve made a request to our local color comfort T shirt provider. Will need burner size and payment before purchase. Expect purchase some time next week. Serious inquiries only.
-Eugene
Church stats from today:
-0 minutes of sermon listened to
-2 nudges to be told to wake up
-1 bathroom break
-7 babies cried during sermon
-2 songs sang
-7 random “please stand with me”
-2 random new people joined?
-24 minutes post sermon talking to people
Merry Christmas!
Just yelled “Meteor Strike!” and threw a brick into a huge ant bed in my front yard. Unfortunately, right as I was doing that, my girl neighbors walked by. They now know how strange I am.
-Eugene
Top 10 worst things of all time:
After a night out with the pals back home, your mother walks in your room at approximately 9AM and tells you to get ready for church. You have to say yes as well, because if not you’ll never hear the end of it
Let me know your thoughts.
-E.
Finished this semester with a 79.6 in one of my classes. Went to the teacher this morning to ask if that rounds up to a B. He proceeded to tell me to basically fuck myself and that he’ll see me at the final.
I dare a liberal to cross me today at the Palestine protest.
-Eugene
Thankful to have hit 100 followers last night while getting my beauty rest. I love each and every one of you, and I will continue to work as hard as I can for the burner community.
#DomeTheVaught
-Eugene
Sources just confirmed that the Peach Bowl beer sales close at half? Does the left hate to see me have fun? Did Penn State bring their liberal policies down to the South?
This is an absolute atrocity.
If they put a Chick-fil-A that stayed open until 2AM here they would make an insane amount of money. I will gladly be manager if needed. I have experience.
-Eugene
Hate when bitches put on a baseball hat for asthetic. Like fuck, my team 9 games below .500 and 6-15 this month but yeah let’s take some pictures for Instagram.
-Eugene
Super eventful week…
-Intramural softball playoff game one tonight.
-Pickleball tournament (in 2 separate brackets) on Friday.
-More softball on Saturday AND I’m gonna purposely call 3 tow trucks on hicks that park on my street for the Morgan Wallen concert.
-Eugene
Booger back with some horrific takes.
@espn
please fire this man, and if not what is the criteria to get this job??? Because I have much better takes than this guy.
Somebody tell the rebelettes/cheerleaders that nobody cares when they get on the field to do their routines. Nobody would notice if y’all weren’t there. Please stop posting on Instagram as well because nobody cares that your parents paid for you to get on the team either.
-E.