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jaden smith as a child:
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@nayvgod Me to that dubai chocolate crepe i had
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@angelbearlover whered u get the shirt apple
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@starving777 what does this even mean Yall just throwing images anywhere
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@xofreddiedelrey humiliating
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Damn girl are you the eldest daughter in an ethnic household? Cuz that's all you fucking talk about
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my father is building me a balcony to be my wfh space/painting studio
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Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. He was the dog.
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@sabkuchsamjha This is literally true
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@femalefr1end nah i be kickin it with 67 yr olds
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@kyoruyeye theres way worse in nana
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Good morning
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lmao fr 🤦‍♀️
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I’m insane but at least I have pretty eyes
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I love oblock
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fuck an anorexic bitch she said she want some halotop
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Again & Again
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Dubai chocolate crepe saved me and my family
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James charles lookin like a spring mix salad for coachella
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U are not gangster if you never faced lesbian Allegations
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Awfully beautiful .
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Yall think it's open
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mhmm
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Filling out job apps like yes im a queer black disabled veteran with 7+ years of experience
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figgy
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@jclyricbot That was definitely Julian Casablancas
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now im serious
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The weather is so beautiful I love Detroit
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missouri doesn't compete
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Sorry it had to come out this way but I'm a 43 year old man expecting my first child in 24 hours. My wife is making me quit this account, goodbye.
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The weather is so beautiful I love Detroit
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Super pregnant
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Turns out you can get jailed for scamming on Seeking Arrangements
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Using twitter on my iPad and I feel like a useless high schooler that got her phone taken away for skipping English
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Like ohh shit you just got scammed out of $13k? Lets talk about it in your spacious feng shui living room 😭👎
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@talnottowel im liking the most immoral shit
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san fran i am living inside u
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what if i initiated sex
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my degree came in the Mail
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I needed a club penguin membership and a glock w a switch
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@littlelwtfreak @lucysblythe not u tryna defend a white man LMAOOO
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Am i morphing into a food account
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I said yes! 🥹💗🤲🌷
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Singular . As in One (1) .
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my mom and dad still do not understand what I do for work I wonder wtf they tell people
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4ft x 3ft WIP . 1 hour of work
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got this milk cake w jena today . It tasted so bad that i couldnt eat it . I almost emptied the clip in that bitch
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i reread this once in a while it's So Sweet lol
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Lol why Yall cuttin onions
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yesterday
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Pregnant
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"We can go band for band". Lil Baby says, "No way, lets go M for M". Indicating that, comparing thousands of dollars or, "bands", is beneath him. He actually invites people instead to compare "M's", or, millions.
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loud breathing . Like to the point where you're like damn chill
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im 21 today i cant wait to freely purchase nicotine products anywhere
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Cant find my keffiyeh i blame every bitch zionist
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less is more
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Privacy is My Wet Dream
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if i post aesthetic pictures of me baking please understand something has gone horribly wrong and you need to find me
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God take all my suffering and give it to DJ Khaled
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i have 2 IRLs that follow me on here and everytime they randomly like my tweets I freeze
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Does anyone wanna go no contact
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i'm happy to say i'm going to school to be a lobotomy tech Alhamdulillah
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I'd kill any one of you if it meant highering my chances to hang out with this cat
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face reveal
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What if i hosted a twitter space and we all crode
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I thought this would be good and it tastes like fucking Bath & Body Works im going harm myself now
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WIP. I love the texture so bad 😆😆
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Dhmu I’m busy posted up like this
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Can Muslims eat pork in Minecraft?
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الله يحمينا
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I'm selling a masterclass where I teach you how to get 77 twitter followers
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scoping out where to put the next Ikea
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Yes
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I have genuinely lived 1000 different lives since last August ain't shit funny
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One of my mutuals is literally catfishing but they like all my tweets so ima let it slide
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@HELIOARIA At least have the dignity to put it in the order of BBL
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Lowkey if ur SSN was ur age How old would u be
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but baba i love him hes a veneer tech
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all i have to say is,
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Yusuf Dikec is a cat person!
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I dont fuck with edtwt but i got one edtwt mutual and She dope as fuck Shoutout to her
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@flowrmeadow fuck is big justice
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face reveal
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they were charms for my crocs 😭😭🌷🍀🤲🤲
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im far from home rn and im scared to ask what it is LMAO
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just got pulled over and the cop was like Wait are you paristonz on twt? I said yes officer he said Maam im so sorry ur free to go ur even more beautiful in person
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One of the rare times I appreciate lens flare
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i hate people-pleasers i just wanna grab you and inject you with apathy
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Sometimes I wanna just lie hella on here but I have IRLs following me
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in my paintings i get to say the things locked in my heart and you'll understand it differently than the person beside you
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mid coworker told me to have a lovely weekend I'm going to HR for sexual harassment
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Just fucked up this painting so bad so now im gonna drink the paint water out of spite
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Well shit man i believe U
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Laughing real hard at the hibachi chef's jokes so he gives me extra steak
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2 years ago i saw a therapist and on the first day she asked me if i had any trauma so I looked at her point-blank and said No
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prolly getting blocked after this
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lmaooo i love my father so much
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i will scratch your chin and say coochy-coochy-coo Bitch don't play with me 😭😭😭
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when the ASMR video gets too sensual I lower my brightness
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i havent been able to paint for a bit and its actually affecting me #LameAf
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just got sentenced to life without parole for being too beautiful FUCKKKNOO OO O O😭😭😭
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