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bassman

@paratazxis

2 years

welcome to my twisted content

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bassman

@paratazxis

6 years

hyuna: i wanna be in a group w my boyfriend cube ceo: hyuna... u cant do that... hyuna, with a gun: I SAID I WANNA BE IN A GROUP WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND MY BOYFRIEND'S BOYFRIEND . BITCH

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bassman

@paratazxis

23 days

he thrives and slays his absolute hardest when he’s paired with a diva who’s down to have a fabulous bi boyfriend so i am delighted at this development

zuko ☆

@penghuiing

24 days

waiter waiter! more hui & eunbi please

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@paratazxis

2 years

NOBODY MOVE. HE JUST JOPPED.

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@hyunjinurl

2 years

how did hyunjin pop on air like that 🤯

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@paratazxis

5 months

imagine ur super rich friend is like oh yeah man i can get you a job easy. and then the job is this

❀ tyne.

@MlNHORIZON

5 months

the fact that the person inside leebit is actually lee know's friend that takes his boyfriend pics makes these leebit x lee know moments funnier 😭

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bassman

@paratazxis

2 years

kpop is truly the funniest music to cry to. bc its like. why is mark lee here. hi mark

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@paratazxis

2 years

the children do not know our history

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bassman

@paratazxis

3 years

if pirates call each other “me hearties”… would hongjoong .. call the members .. “me hearteez” …..

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bassman

@paratazxis

1 year

honestly what is more romantic than a post-divorce reconciliation.

for taeyong

@thelongflight

1 year

TAETEN BDS !! #TAEYONGatKCONLA2023

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bassman

@paratazxis

2 years

BUT HOW MANY PORSCHES

Lovin’ It

@LovinIt1004

2 years

230117 #세븐틴 #SEVENTEEN #정한 #JEONGHAN

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@paratazxis

2 years

"have the energy of a couple looking for a third" is going to make me cry. you weren't there? you didn't see them begin as a throuple? you weren't in the trenches with me?!

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bassman

@paratazxis

1 year

regardless of whether woosan are fucking in real life, they’re clearly fucking in the ateez lore, and i think that’s beautiful

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@paratazxis

2 years

please. please. i don’t want to go viral for this. just watch some 365 fresh stages and then you will understand some fraction of my existential pain

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bassman

@paratazxis

3 years

RETRO SEXY MUSIC

wint but Al

@dril_gpt2

3 years

(attempts to kiss two different guys at once) AHH! OHH! Ah! Ah! AH! Ah! AHH! AHH! AHHH!

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bassman

@paratazxis

3 years

why don’t u go sell newspapers on a corner while waiting ur turn on the first ever ferris wheel at the 1893 world’s fair instead of tormenting me like this

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@mirahwaa

3 years

SAN?!? NO PLS WTF

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@paratazxis

1 year

i say this from the bottom of my heart: he does not know. he really didn’t do this on purpose.

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@bcapproved

1 year

who did he think he was fooling here

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@paratazxis

4 years

lucas is staring dead ahead and not moving bc he knows if ten saw him looking at another 5’7 pointy dancer, ten would eviscerate him

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bassman

@paratazxis

22 days

@t0xicdiaries nature will truly heal when huidawn reunite w a bad bitch!

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bassman

@paratazxis

1 year

“when this camera turns off, i’m gonna eat pizza with chan hyung 🙈🥰”

𝙃𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙯𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙉𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙖

@Acayerene

1 year

stays, how do you make a hyunchanners cry?

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bassman

@paratazxis

5 months

this information has so sincerely derailed my day btw lmfao whose idea was this. minhos or the boyfriends. why did the boyfriend agree to this. im fascinated

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bassman

@paratazxis

2 years

hyuna freaky and ptg shine are easily the two most obviously-about-a-specific-person songs ever written, which is why the difference in lyrics is so hilarious

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bassman

@paratazxis

6 years

hi everyone support triple h!! i write ot3 fanned fiction and ill have a new one coming out soon. thanks

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@paratazxis

5 months

seriously if i lived in a societally homophobic country but had a long-term partner this is kind of exactly how i’d conceal it LOL

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@paratazxis

6 years

@ncityuwu

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bassman

@paratazxis

3 years

(the third one was by a priv acc that has long since deactivated but i loved the tweet so much i copied it into notes sjzjzjsndnxnsng)

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bassman

@paratazxis

1 year

new teasers just dropped

bassman

@paratazxis

1 year

regardless of whether woosan are fucking in real life, they’re clearly fucking in the ateez lore, and i think that’s beautiful

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@paratazxis

5 years

oh my god so triple h literally confirmed :( hui balanced them out omg :( the earth to their air :( im :( :( :( :( :( :(

ⓝ

@cherrydawnie

5 years

everyone: hyuna x dawn duet! hyuna and dawn:

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bassman

@paratazxis

8 years

. @jonnysun jomnathan ur joking but those are literally the lyrics to that song

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@paratazxis

4 years

changmin from the boyz: what's the name of that anime where they play volleyball me: haikyuu!! changmin: yes hello!!!!! what's the name of tha

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bassman

@paratazxis

3 years

“we heard what you said about gay people. it WASNT cool.”

╰•aster•╮🍒🖤 is seeing dpr

@shibermon

3 years

this picture holds so much power

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bassman

@paratazxis

3 years

@miyaohyeah because of princess leia from star wars!! 💕💕

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@paratazxis

2 years

im not crying rn this is just something that amuses me conceptually

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bassman

@paratazxis

5 months

🌃till tonight do us part💍 19k - E - minsung - written for @minsungmod ficathon r4 P206: On the eve of his wedding, Minho is enchanted by cater-waiter Jisung—and all the possibilities he represents for a different (better?) life. aka The Cheating Fic

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bassman

@paratazxis

2 years

wow i didn’t know this one would … mark voice .. Resonate

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@paratazxis

2 years

sometimes i like to think about what kind of training leaders receive . i like to think it would be a little something like this

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bassman

@paratazxis

5 years

fellas y’all ever just stare at ur man while he eats bc u love him so much and u want him to live forever

yogurt。 *:･ﾟ✧

@hyungwonope

5 years

🐰: my mom would love (seeing this).. because you eat so well.. 🐻: your mom really likes me 🐰: eung the way Wonho look at Shownu eating was just so warm 🥰💙

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bassman

@paratazxis

6 years

he hasn’t ever put his arms around both of them in a live performance before! this is either his way of 1. showing support to them or 2. showing that they’re in a polyamorous triad and it’s his dating news too

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bassman

@paratazxis

4 years

@MisterFili the guy from bbc sherlock?????

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bassman

@paratazxis

1 year

ZENDAYA TRIPLE H ⁉️⁉️⁉️

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

Zendaya, Josh O’Connor and Mike Faist in ‘CHALLENGERS’

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@paratazxis

6 years

W...WHY DID TEN LAUGH AND POINT TO HIMSELF WHEN THE CHOREOGRAPHER SAID "FROM THE TOP" ..... IM SHAKING WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

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bassman

@paratazxis

4 years

EVERYONE SHUT UP. IM THINKING.

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bassman

@paratazxis

2 years

oh wow going viral stream my babygirl videogirl hyunjin fancam

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@paratazxis

3 years

this is like when a python stretches the full length of its body out next to you to see if it can comfortably eat you

wooyoung pics ★

@wyarchive

3 years

he hug :((

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bassman

@paratazxis

4 years

a chihuahua that just woke up from a 5-hour long nap inside a purse only to discover that its owner took it to a nightclub

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bassman

@paratazxis

7 months

to be 100% very clear, that fic that the minsungers are currently discoursing about was NOT going to be "traditionally published": she was just going to print vanity copies and sell them. there is no agent, editor, or publishing house involved lolndjfbkdj

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bassman

@paratazxis

5 years

not a day goes by that im not haunted by the shot of shownu tightening the laces on wonho's back and wonho swallowing and looking away

FREEDOM IS OUT!!!

@neomucolorful

5 years

“people are allowed to dislike things” wrong! not a single person is allowed to dislike dramarama showho the best tragic love story of the 21st century

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bassman

@paratazxis

6 years

@capitan_goosie @leuvlys ten: and i was walking to the dorm with xuxi, and-- lucas: Who is that ten: lucas: ten: lucas: ten: are you serious lucas: ........who is that ten: 🔪

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bassman

@paratazxis

4 years

ATEEZ.

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@DothTheDoth

4 years

Pirates are just tropical goths

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bassman

@paratazxis

7 months

the reason ningning has posted her note but hyunjin hasn’t

Hyunjin 현진 Central

@HHJCentral

7 months

#Hyunjin is treated like a prince! He was gifted a huge bouquet of flowers from Versace along with his own personal blanket AND personal robe! #VersaceFW23 #MilanFashionWeek

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bassman

@paratazxis

3 years

hongjoong.

oisín

@ludraman_

3 years

I have 2 sides

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@paratazxis

3 years

ham just continuing to be the prophet of our times . first the eels now this

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@paratazxis

3 years

#MINJOONG : i’ve liked you for a thousand years! 🥰🤘❤️‍🔥🎸🥺💭👯‍♂️

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bassman

@paratazxis

3 years

excellent. the tweet i calibrated to go viral is going viral. stream my minjoong fancam

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@paratazxis

2 years

💻✨CAREER BOY✨💅 commish by the supremo @xnwind for business and pleasure - THANK U BEEM FOR DRAWING MY OFFICE PRINCESS ISN’T HE SIMPLY PERFECT 😭😭💘💘

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bassman

@paratazxis

3 years

taemin ur true love is out there she’s on tumblr waiting for u

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bassman

@paratazxis

2 years

like. these being literally the songwriters talking about each other… 🥲

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@paratazxis

2 years

hyunjin, crying in the 3racha dorm kitchen at 1 AM, hair in a headband, face mask on: IN VAIN I HAVE STRUGGLED. IT WILL NOT DO. MY FEELINGS WILL NOT BE REPRESSED. YOU MUST ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU HOW ARDENTLY I ADMIRE AND LOVE YOU 3racha: 🧍🧍🧍

niss

@hyunjinurl

2 years

i will never move on from the fact that hyunjin watched pride and prejudice because he READ THE BOOK and find it a bit hard so he resorted to watching the movie.. yes you heard me he reads a jane austen book

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@paratazxis

5 years

thanks

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@paratazxis

1 year

“how did i get close to him? i bothered him a lot!” wooyoung mission statement

shin🌟

@fantaSHing

1 year

#WOOYOUNG POP!! 240823 [talking abt LOL] - Changkyunie hyung (monsta x I.M) keep messaging meㅋㅋㅋ - he said "im going up~" - "im going up to Diamond" - ah, yes hyung. - please do. - ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ - so how did i got close to him! - i bothered him a lot! - everytime his photo or+

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@paratazxis

4 years

#HONGJOONG : faith, trust, and a little pixie dust! 🧚✨

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@paratazxis

4 years

triple h

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@paratazxis

4 years

@katehalliwell @NCTsmtown_DREAM NDKSJDJS NOT @ JAEMIN AND JENO SPENDING THE INTERVIEW CALLING EACH OTHER COOL AND HANDSOME? ur a hero this is so fun

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@paratazxis

5 years

taeyong really said "i would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil."

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@paratazxis

1 year

when people yelled at him about it, and he watched it back, he still didn’t get it. someone had to tell him specifically. and he was embarrassed. i promise you. look at me. i swear.

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@paratazxis

2 years

the wording of this tweet is so compelling to me i literally cant stop thinking about it . like yeah mingi DOES have a bass player personality . yeah he IS late for work . yeah he IS a grunge-aligned trainwreck like HELLO .

Moss🌼🪲 (💤)

@8tzgender

2 years

lgbtq (late for work, grunge-aligned, bass player, trainwreck, queer)

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@paratazxis

7 months

💋i’m a mess for your love😓 8k - E - soobebe - written for @chafinghandjob fest “Hi! So we heard you’re looking for Bebe Rexha?”

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@paratazxis

6 years

i love me, i like it - 28k - E - yuwin talking to winwin isn’t so bad, especially when yuta has sicheng to daydream about instead.

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bassman

@paratazxis

3 years

HYUNA

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@paratazxis

2 years

something profoundly profound about hyuna taking off her shirt and tenderly blotting dawn’s sweat off with it

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@paratazxis

6 years

mom said it’s my turn on the girlfriend

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@paratazxis

1 year

WHERE is everglow. NO ONE is serving cunt in kpop right now. WE NEED THEM

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@paratazxis

1 year

me when i have definitely held a football before AND know what it is

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@paratazxis

6 years

in all seriousness ladies and gays, for all the jokes about third wheelism and polyamory, theyre all best friends in real life and im 100% sure hui doesnt feel hurt or left out or he wouldnt have joined triple h by the time theyd been dating for a year. come on. triple h is 3eva

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@paratazxis

3 years

low low by tenyang is literally the hets’ version of baby dont stop 😞

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@paratazxis

5 years

“How do you know who I am?” Mingi whispered. “Are you really a wolf?” “Everyone knows who you are,” said the wolf, which answered neither of Mingi’s questions. art by @neoptolameis

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bassman

@paratazxis

1 year

🧡💛 PERFECT FOR YOU 💛🧡 🌅 hyunchan (± felix) 🎀 58k, 4 chapters, complete 🏩 explicit 🩰 ballet au with a ‘pretty woman’ twist 💝 read author’s note for warnings hyunjin’s not a good friend, but felix doesn’t know that. 💸links below, posting weekly💸

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bassman

@paratazxis

3 years

taemin

Snipes

@SN1P35

4 years

just found out the ‘cat’ in ‘catboy’ isn’t short for catholic, i think im going to be sick

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@paratazxis

5 years

hyundawn’s gayo daejejeon outfits reminded @neoptolameis of pokemon villains so. here they are. #현아 #던 #현던 #hyundawn or is it #hyudawn ? who knows !

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@paratazxis

4 years

I WILL START FROTHING AT THE MOUTH ABOUT THIS. IT ENDED UP BEING THEIR LAST STAGE, THIS WAS THE DAY AFTER THE DATING NEWS BROKE, AND IT WAS THE **ONLY** TIME HUI **EVER** PUT HIS ARMS AROUND THEM LIKE THIS AT THIS PART OF THE CHOREO ARHGHHGHHH BARKBARKABARKBARKBARK

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@paratazxis

4 years

isn’t this yalls precious yibo

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@paratazxis

1 year

🍆he texts me an eggplant, i text him a peanut🥜 14.3k - E - (het) minsung - for @taotuz jisung ruins everything, but minha’s no angel, either.

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@paratazxis

4 years

AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL (?) BEEN WAITING FOR — the official, definitive TOP 20 TAEYONG HAUNTED DOLL MOMENTS THREAD!!!!!!!!! lovingly researched and collected from across the web by myself and @monbiblee

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@paratazxis

2 years

GC2B Black Tank Binder: Our patented design uses a double panel binder made with a nylon spandex blend and cotton for extra flattening effect. The binding panel does not go below the chest, so it does not bind your stomach. This material is breathable; it can be comfortably tucke

hourly ateez

@hrlyateez

2 years

#SAN #ATEEZ @ATEEZofficial

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@paratazxis

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Viral Takes

@viraltakes

11 months

Hyunjin in the trailer for Stray Kids' new album #RockStar .

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@paratazxis

6 years

hyuna upon meeting huidawn

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@paratazxis

13 days

thank you for playing. everybody stay calm

bassman

@paratazxis

14 days

but what’s more compelling? tired-eyed real grownup professional minho (27) x life of the party backwards snapback jisung (19), or hysterical hyperfixed burned-out jisung (27) x feral baby gay minho (19)?

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@paratazxis

6 years

@taejinsus literally finally someone said it!

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@paratazxis

7 months

which kind of makes this all the funnier bc like you could have just shut up and sold ur non-racebent non-whitewashed copies to ur little friends on twitter without worrying about copyright rather than making a whole big stink about thishsjkhfskjbfs . how silly

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@paratazxis

3 years

i just want to know why any time wooyoung does anything, san screams like he's welcoming him home from Actual War

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@sanshinepics

3 years

YES THAT'S OUR WOOYOUNG

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@paratazxis

1 year

Luci ✨️ @DnD Brainrot

@piipstachio

1 year

*cunty vampire voice* darling, how do you use the air fryer

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@paratazxis

4 years

@pradaksj yes it is i’m the artist’s partner 😎😎😎 but in the future could u not qrt art it’s considered rly rude to twitter artists :((

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@paratazxis

1 year

translate your vibration - 6k - E - hyunchan + troyejin (?) chan tries not to play favourites, but hyunjin makes it pretty hard. also troye sivan is there lol

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@paratazxis

1 year

i love this fucking video. everybody in the world except chan knows there was never a centipede.

𝙃𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙯𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙉𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙖

@Acayerene

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can Centipedes fly??😂

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@paratazxis

1 year

um i know im deeply insane but why is the mv giving 365 fresh for teenage lesbians.

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@nugupromoter

1 year

KISS OF LIFE has made their debut with 'Shhh'

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@paratazxis

3 years

HER PULLING THE MIC OUT OF THE WAY 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

hyudawn pics εїз

@softforhyudawn

3 years

THE NATIONS POWER COUPLE!

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@paratazxis

2 years

📈 BUSINESS AND PLEASURE ❤️‍🔥 🌆 hyunchan 🔪 45k, 7 chapters 💋 explicit 🍷 boss/assistant american psycho–inspired au 🥵 read author’s note for warnings hyunjin always got everything he wanted. then he started working for chan. 💻links below, updating weekly💻

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@paratazxis

2 years

i could not agree more strongly

enemies to lovers scholar

@ghoulcowboyy

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@paratazxis

7 months

mmmm daydreaming about minsung hells kitchen au .. minho as gordon ramsay natch .. jisung as the extremely talented but disorganised/slightly mouthy young chef who is either minhos special favorite or his punching bag on any given day .. 🥰

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