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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

This really is the chant the whole stadium should sing it’s sick

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Bro 9k at a prem match Bournemouth what are you doing in this league😭

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

Thogdens tryna force limbs that don’t exist ffs

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5 months

@palarsebald Accidental banger

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2 years

Wilf 😮‍💨

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@cpfctristan

3 years

@AddisonTextor @HLTCO The ‘bummer’ confirms it mate

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

3 months

Everybody knows the palace from the Holmesdale road #cpfc

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Palace fans mentioned at the euros. We are massive

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

10 months

You know it’s a great moment when Olise is delighted

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

3 months

Freedman found a kid from reading for 8 million The rest is history Prince of South London | Olise Core #cpfc

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

@sportbible Click saved

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

5 months

JEFF SCHLUPP I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

3 years

Me when Roy makes three subs before the 75th min against us

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Get this Eze chant rocking around selhurst 🤩 Oh we’ve got Ebere Eze Came to us from QPR Playing for Super Pat Vieira SE25 Superstar… To this tune

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

Your fans when you’re having the best season ever and fighting for Europe? #bhafc

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Limbs

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

What a photo

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

“Shut the F*ck up” -Olise with the dawg in him 😂😭

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

21 days

Martinez getting a taste of his own medicine

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@UTDkingsley

21 days

Seeing this guy rattled gives me the nastiest dopamine rush…

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

I know it’s like arguing with a wall but I cannot understand why if we aren’t going to buy a RB we don’t play CR there

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

8 months

Now it’s just dragged through the mud but “Crystal Palace” used to mean something real

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 months

Remember this move loool imagine Edouard had finished it

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

@diffmj How though only 9k how are 9k Bournemouth fans not going to palace 3pm Saturday

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 months

I’d never clocked Klopp’s reaction before, Glasner ball is on top

𝐆𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞 🦅

@CPFC_GEO

2 months

I am so exited for Glasner ball to return.

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 months

Mateta 16 goals in 17 games

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

3 months

I will personally post this every time Mateta scores next season

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

9 months

Club legend in my books tbh

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

You won’t find it done better anywhere else #cpfc

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

@Rudiiger This is why Apple made it so you can have several lockscreens

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 months

Can’t tell you how excited I am

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

Palace 1-0 Chelsea. Guehi Palace 2-0 Chelsea. Matheus França Palace 3-0 Chelsea. Olise Palace 4-0 Chelsea. Gallagher (Og) Palace 5-0 Chelsea. Steve Parish

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

5 months

The real question is what celebration will do for the hattrick

Crystal Palace F.C.

@CPFC

5 months

This man is... #CPFC | #CRYNEW

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

🤯🤯🤯No goalkeeper has ever kept a clean sheet when Odsonne Edouard has scored 🥶🦅

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Palace Twitter tonight

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

8 months

90 minutes of support for the team was elite Best fans in England

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Mark

@Mark_CPFC

2 years

What is the greatest trilogy of all time?

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

3 years

Didn’t beat palace once

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@OfficialBHAFC

3 years

💯 @PremierLeague games for the boss. 🙌

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

4 months

@net88eng Ratio

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

10 months

I need that clip of franca rinsing Walker

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

They’re all gone now #cpfc

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 month

Swansea away

GroBmisconduct🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇹🇹

@GroBmisconduct2

1 month

Interesting European push

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

24 days

The goat next to ronaldo

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

Thanks JB x

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

Jack Butland signs as new Rangers FC goalkeeper — understand contract will be valid until June 2027, four year deal. 🔵🤝🏻 #RangersFC

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

10 months

I need that clip of franca rinsing Walker

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

It’s time for a conversation about how good this man is

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

3 months

Seeing this photo of Michael with Henry, knowing he’s not coming back to palace hit me differently ngl

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

8 months

Worst tackle in prem history conversation?

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

4 months

🗝️

@cfcmasi

4 months

What moment almost killed your love for the sport?

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

TAKE ME UP TO SELHURST WHERE ILL SEE YOU PLAY PLAYING WITH MARC GUEHI REALLY MAKES MY DAY I REALLY WANT TO KEEP CLEAN SHEETS WITH YOU RICHARDS MY AMERICAN BOY AMERICAN BOY #CPFC

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Need to contact Connor with this video

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

The way benteke goes ‘where’s wilf’ and then wilf goes flying in 0.1 seconds later is amazing

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2 years

Everything about this is beautiful, but the Wilf screams at the end…

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

5 months

Forgot this happened ngl, love wilf

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

4 months

FA spends 5m extra on Wembley security: … Dortmund fans

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

@jamiebcfc7 Ever since the scoreboard changed

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

3 years

Add Joachim Andersen or Crystal Palace to this and it’s unreal imo

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

5 months

If you weren’t there 2 years ago

Football Pictures That Go Hard

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

EXCL: Wilfried Zaha is set to sign a 200k p/w contract at Crystal Palace, announcement from the club ready. Zaha wanted to be playing in Europe next season but expressed his love for #cpfc and his distaste for other clubs competing for his signature, especially ‘small’ fenerbace

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Btw everyone remember when Ayew should’ve squared to an open benteke and he didn’t?

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

3 months

Why the fuck does it get lower every time I see it

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

3 months

🚨🔴 Bayern have informed Crystal Palace already yesterday about formal process to trigger the release clause for Michael Olise. ◉ £45m fixed fee for Crystal Palace. ◉ £5m in add-ons also part of deal. Personal terms agreed yesterday over five year deal. Here we go! ⭐️🇫🇷

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

7 months

do not scratch your eyes

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

Levels

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@cpfctristan

5 months

Levels

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Bosh

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Got underwear and socks and I’m no longer 5 years old so it’s a W

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Didn’t realise how much I miss this chant already ffs I want the Carabou cup to start again

Reece

@CpfcReece

3 years

If any neutrals are wondering how Vieira is settling in at SE25 I think this clip sums it up… It’s been too long since we’ve had a manger that feels so involved with the club 🦅 #CPFC

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 months

Var in the prem disallowing screamers for no reason (Eze)

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

3 months

3 palace on the pitch now

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

“This is the colloseum, it has 19,200 people inside it a day, narrowly beaten by a certain man’s missus.”

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Things no opposition wants to see #cpfc

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

10 months

Those “15m on a Henderson wasted” people have gone quiet

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@SeazonDeano

10 months

Dean Henderson vs Manchester City 🧤 MOTM. Employed. 🔥

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

9 months

We’re gonna be edged by Zaha links every window until he retires ffs

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

9 months

👑 ‘Napoli, Aston Villa and Crystal Palace are interested in Wilfried Zaha.’ [ @_samiyenhaber ⏸️] #CPFC

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Guys I met Zaha today but I didn’t have a pen so he signed my notes

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

8 months

I have a good feeling about this #glasner #cpfc

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

1 year

They don’t know what Roy’s cooking in south London

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 months

Out of context Mateta

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

This is a Chris Richards appreciation tweet.

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@cpfctristan

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

7 months

Hahaha this might be the single worst highlight I’ve ever seen keep it coming admin

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@SpursOfficial

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🥜 @Madders10 🚘 @cinchuk

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

11 months

We sold AWB - kept with Ward 🤷‍♂️ Lost Zaha - kept with Schlupp 🤷‍♂️ Extended Roy in the summer 🤷‍♂️ Selhurst park has seen the least goals this season 🤷‍♂️ Where is the direction Where is the value season ticket and ticket holders pay for?

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

2 years

Legacy

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

7 months

We should really back this game, just like last year vs PSV especially since the current season has nothing worth playing for #cpfc

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

3 months

Marc Guehi and Joachim Andersen tonight

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

7 months

Palace fanbase is stronger than messi fanbase

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

10 months

Wilf and Aaron starting in the same CL match 🥲

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

9 months

The core of Andersen Guehi Lerma and Ebs deserve defending and support. Players who care the most and show it

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

9 months

Jefferson Lerma stood there for ages clapping the fans. He’s not been at the club long but what a guy. Characters like this are 100% needed. 🎥 @iamAlexHowell #CPFC

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

10 months

This guys gonna be special and I’m already seeing certain comparisons to one of the best CMs to ever grace selhurst and the etihad Get him in the team on Thursday

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

10 months

Dua Lipa on Richards’ performance: “He dominated the midfield. His moves were tactical brilliance, disrupting Villa's flow. He flawlessly dictated our play. His game was a fusion of strategic bite and calm composure, making him a standout maestro for us!” @eastmamba 👏 #cpfc

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Tristan

@cpfctristan

3 months

Would be jokes if we followed every post with a translation from this point onwards eg MATCHDAY! 助けてください、ジェイ・スレーター、私はイスタンブールのサボテンにくっついているスティーブ・パリッシュと一緒です

Crystal Palace F.C.

@CPFC

3 months

Getting settled in 🏡 少しずつ馴染んできています