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✩night✩ | they/them

1 month

hello #polin fans! It’s going to be spooky szn soon and I thought what better way to celebrate than to enjoy a month full of polin but with a spooky twist~

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@pain_somnia

1 month

Sjsjsjsj now hear me out

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@pain_somnia

11 months

@criminalplaza The way I felt bad for Katniss while reading cuz any romantic interest she gave Gale was due to guilt and feeling like she owed it to him

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@pain_somnia

5 months

@aratakiwaffles There’s also the very important part ppl keep forgetting…other than his connections and wealth by inheritance he is CHARMING and ATTRACTIVE Thats why he’s a catch The debutants speaking with Francesca even list things they want from a husband and none of it is about their titles

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@pain_somnia

1 month

is this not how it went down?

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@pain_somnia

15 days

This was Debling’s PoV episodes 3 and 4 He knew what was coming

kitty • REDACTED BRIDGERTON’S SPOOKY GRANNY 🧙‍♀️

@polinsvalentine

15 days

I still can’t believe that Debling said I’m not marrying you you’re gonna cheat on me 😭

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@pain_somnia

3 years

@schwiftylyssee They tried everyone was on board but N*ckelod*on wouldn’t give them the rights

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@pain_somnia

3 months

@cieduoti Y’know what I’m glad Eloise was in Scotland for this cuz she did not need that trauma on top of the trauma she already has 😭 She would have dragged Colin to pistols at dawn when she saw the size of that baby

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@pain_somnia

2 months

ABC in my time travel au fic when Colin is trying to be a husband at age 20-21

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@pain_somnia

2 months

You know what…it’s very obvious whose colors are whose in this world…why did no one call him out? Not a single sibling questioned him? None of them even question him about his yellow ass room that’s the only place to find yellow in that house too

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@polinhotd

2 months

Never getting over him dressing with the Featherington colors just to impress penélope

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@pain_somnia

5 months

@chelouracoon I screamed cuz of the dialogue of his dream They could have just been making out No he needed the romance and for her to confess she felt the same as him

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@pain_somnia

11 months

@ghostfacewayne I just wanna burn some mixed CDs again

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@pain_somnia

1 month

I still say if Daphne was in s3 there would have been less drama? She would have had everything fixed but also would have found Eloise and Colin’s reactions to LW absurd since she saw how gossip and LW worked firsthand saw how it was in action and how her family benefited

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@dynevorfilm

1 month

the way bridgerton completely disregarded her as a character and removed her from the show entirely is so heartbreaking. she IS a bridgerton and her disappearance made no sense, her not being at polin’s wedding was very upsetting. i feel so robbed☹️☹️

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@pain_somnia

5 years

Guess who achieved peak weeb this weekend

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@pain_somnia

5 months

@katiectalksalot A lot of ppl reading missed when Penelope said she lost weight but was still big they all latched on to her losing “baby fat” from her teens and thought she lost a whole lot

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@pain_somnia

5 months

@featheringpen Knowing from an interview before watching an episode that they had a box for her made me laugh whenever I saw her taller on screen

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@pain_somnia

6 years

It’s been an adventure but I finally got these pins Thank you so much @meyoco_ for these adorable additions to my collection

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@pain_somnia

5 months

@agent_314 Every time someone brought it up I was cackling cuz it really felt like everyone was stressing that fact lol just telling him that he did it to himself

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@pain_somnia

5 months

@aratakiwaffles The way the “do you like him” in episode 2 was before the kiss too lol

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@pain_somnia

11 months

@Louneonn It was weird to me in the movies how he was helping her w/her ptsd in the beginning of CF cuz i remembered that guy really wanted her to just come back & be over the trauma in the books

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@pain_somnia

26 days

I’m sorry but reading “such and such season is over” gives me the same vibes as ppl that say you gotta step out of fandom once you reach a certain age. Nah I’m sorry it doesn’t work like that I will enjoy what I enjoy forever. It’s eternal to me.

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@pain_somnia

5 months

@wnewtonjohn But also him making a deal to let her read more I was flabbergasted

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@pain_somnia

1 month

Canonically By the books The girlies with curves are his type too so yes this is fact

Lea FREE PALESTINE 🍉

@ivepolin

1 month

And u know what Colin Bridgerton is the only Bridgerton man that could handle a girl w curves

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@pain_somnia

4 months

@aratakiwaffles I love this I saw someone else headcanon that the Featherington sisters also glowed up this season cuz it’s also in Pen’s pov and even tho they are unkind to her she sees them as pretty

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@pain_somnia

11 days

Alright I’ve been tired of this take I usually give her grace but y’all need to stop saying she was so nice to Pen She was simply existing in the same space as Pen until she got caught by her hosts being w/child out of wedlock & then had a nice attitude w/the only person—

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@OlaKudliska

11 days

@Lucisfrenchhorn I would have told Colin directly not ruin that girl in public. Please Marina was so nice to Pen and what Pen did was vile

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@pain_somnia

11 months

@GeauxGabrielle I used to work at a michaels like 8 years ago and yeah they were not the best stocked item but the joy when ppl found them 🥹

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@pain_somnia

4 months

@fer_feather Wasn’t the dog a gift for Marina from a suitor? 😭 I assumed that Pen just ended up taking care of playing with the dog cuz Marina was disinterested in the gift

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@pain_somnia

2 months

The kind of image Colin would in fact go around carrying in his pocket

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@ilypolin

2 months

she can fit in my pocket actually

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@pain_somnia

2 months

It’s #wipwednesday and the last one for ch5 of “with the flutter of butterfly wings” my bridgerton spouses time travel #polin au Sorry for the long wait 🙇🏻 it’s gonna be a long chapter

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@pain_somnia

5 years

Both are true

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@pain_somnia

2 months

Having a moment cuz I remembered how Pen started wearing her hair down after Colin mentioned he liked how it tumbled over her shoulders… The first time we saw her hair down was during the first time we saw them dance

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@pain_somnia

2 months

@myfairstarlight Not Ben saying all short ppl know each other lol

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@pain_somnia

9 months

@kchamps613 I can’t even eat the same food the next day

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@pain_somnia

5 months

@aratakiwaffles I thought it was pretty smart to have that conversation with Francesca not just because of her story line but cuz of Colin The girlies want a man with charisma, with personality For there to be more to them than just a title they didn’t earn by any means but by being born

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@pain_somnia

5 years

I’m actually working on the sequel to this right now 😆

Jec🌸🍅🔞⚠️

@ceejss

5 years

⚠��⚠️⚠️NSFW⚠️⚠️⚠️ Ya gorl just read @pain_somnia 's Incubus AU😈😈😈 "A Rhythm That Guides" exclusively in their Patreon! bc GUYS!!

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@pain_somnia

4 years

I did not expect such a fast delivery but omg my #sasusaku dolls from @inknigella have arrived in time for Valentine’s Day 🥺💕🌸🍅 They were worth the wait They are perfect just like all of the art and merch Ink graces me with 😌

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@pain_somnia

11 months

@ssalinesoIution No that’s exactly the scene I think about at times cuz Katniss only every “chooses” him cuz he almost died or cuz Peeta was highjacked & no longer giving her hugs/kisses & loving her & even Gale says it’s like kissing a drunk person She only felt anything w/Peeta when kissing too

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@pain_somnia

2 months

I never wanna get into it but every single time I see the bad takes I’m reminded how the show downplayed how bad Pen actually had it and how they made everyone nicer and her “meaner” Ppl don’t even know that she was actually an accomplished young lady that had all of the—

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@pain_somnia

2 months

just noticed that there are several fans that didn’t know what the offer was cuz they didn’t read the books and are baffled…like sorry that man was never accurate to the books in the show they took C to make B better and I’m very curious what the show is gonna do now

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@pain_somnia

4 years

I was just able to open up my package and I got too excited and had to share my new standee from @HideawayMelon its so cute

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@pain_somnia

3 months

@cieduoti And if she has book!eloise’s skills??? 😭 Only one Bridgerton coming back and it’s not him

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@pain_somnia

5 months

@colbridgertons We need to bring the Pen line to Colin in RMB where she tells him she understands the concept of money more than he does cuz she’s LW It applies to all of them

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@pain_somnia

2 months

for those waiting on the update for “with the flutter of butterfly wings” pls forgive me cuz I’m nowhere near where I want to end the chapter yet

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@pain_somnia

2 months

@SPIDEYVOL6 I just realized it’s probs cuz she’s the first lady’s maid in the show that we see doing chaperone duties in regards to a suitor we didn’t get that in s1 and s2 cuz the family was actually involved Rae had to put that fear him in that she would knock him out

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@pain_somnia

3 months

@filled_popcorn there’s gotta be a stool at home she brings out whenever she’s preparing for an argument about the kids or something

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@pain_somnia

2 months

@visenyasecond Did we not see her interacting with Phillip in s2 and her behavior towards Phillip as proof that Colin would not have been okay? 😭

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@pain_somnia

11 months

@kasiafields @paralyzedhvart He says in the book he’ll marry Livia cuz then he’ll never suffer for love that it would be better to marry someone he hates

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@pain_somnia

7 months

Thank you @smartchocobear 💕 So many wonderful new goodies! The Ramadan print came just in time for the month~

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@pain_somnia

5 years

@leecheedoodles Listen You had no business making Brick look that good 😆 Whenever I read fics now I picture him looking like that

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@pain_somnia

1 year

@bellsandella This was also stated in their character bios in one of the ninja storm games I’ve been explaining to ppl but no one believed me 😭 Sakura is literally babey 🥺

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@pain_somnia

2 years

Title: Call Me By My Name Prompt: Vampire Sakura Rating: M Notes: this fic was never posted on ao3 or ff and it’s old (2018 old) but it was a request a long time ago that I wanted to share cuz it’s spooky szn please enjoy

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@pain_somnia

3 years

@ceejss Amaze

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@pain_somnia

12 days

@Rach_elle619 The awkward moment and panic cuz it’s his fault they even met in the first place

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@pain_somnia

5 years

@used_bandaid

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@pain_somnia

2 months

@SPIDEYVOL6 She is so pretty I was hoping for more of her in the background

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@pain_somnia

24 days

a #wip for ch6 of “with the flutter of butterfly wings” 🙂‍↕️ sorry I missed wednesday it’s been a weird week

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@pain_somnia

27 days

About to open up a doc or my old editing apps cuz I need this kind of energy for those two as friends in a modern au

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@pain_somnia

4 years

It’s my bday~ 18 year old me vs. 28 year me

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@pain_somnia

4 years

I’m SCREAMING He got here so fast 🥺💕 And the smell! He smells just like maple syrup and jsjsjsjsj I didn’t expect the little flamingo that’s so cute~ Thank you @BeeZeeArt I’ll cherish my sea pancake so much 💕

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@pain_somnia

2 months

a #wip while I work just Pen knowing Colin is unhinged enough to do it

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@pain_somnia

5 years

@ceejss Ceej I’m dying this is so good I’m crying 🙈 Sasuke looks so dirty...I mean, I know I wrote it but I’m dying

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@pain_somnia

1 month

I did not realize that long chaps were such a problem 😭

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@length_of_rope

1 month

I dislike how the fandom started looking down on long chapters in fanfiction. What do you mean 5K is too long? I used to devour stories with between 10-15K word per chapter. It was a glorious time.

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@pain_somnia

1 month

Hurting myself

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@pain_somnia

11 months

@ssalinesoIution I was telling my sister rn that Gale & Katniss & even the small moment of jealousy feels like when you have a guy friend in HS that catches feelings for you & you feel bad cuz you know if you reject him you’ll lose who was supposed to be your bestie & all that connection

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@pain_somnia

5 years

Guess whose husband finally showed up!

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@pain_somnia

2 months

it’s #wipwednesday once again so here’s a snippet from my #polin bridgerton spouses time traveling au “with the flutter of butterfly wings” some may have already seen part of this earlier but here we go excited for Phillip to have finally entered the chat 😌

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@pain_somnia

1 month

I know it’s a typo but I’m choosing to read it as high difference and am headcanoning that Colin had his special tea before Pen came over

camila 🧚🏼‍♀️ loves nicola

@youngmdicine

1 month

THE HIGH DIFFERENCE PLEASE

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@pain_somnia

2 months

writing the Colin povs in this fic and his thoughts keep getting more confused and more unhinged I’m so sorry for this Colin 😭

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@pain_somnia

3 years

@knife_kirby He comes in like that one scene from Community

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@pain_somnia

11 days

—that was kind to her—Pen Pen was the nice one This isn’t in defense of what Pen did What she did was a last second decision to protect the person she had actual loyalty to instead of the fake relative (not her actual cousin!) that became manipulative and cruel in her desperation

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@pain_somnia

5 years

Thank you @shadowstarsart it’s lovely~ Can’t wait to hang it up on my wall

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@pain_somnia

1 year

so here it goes—a peek to my ‘90s babies #sasusaku AU: anklebiters this chapter occurs during the 2006-2007 western school year making Sasuke an 8th grader and Sakura in 7th grade I hope you enjoy ☺️

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@pain_somnia

1 month

another #wip a letter from Eloise to Pen during the off season in WTFOBW @potatooreads had me wanting to share more friendship b/w them 🙂‍↕️ (letter may change before I eventually post)

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@pain_somnia

2 months

@ladyclassyton I forgot he was day drinking when he had his first fanfic moment when he rewrote what Marina told him about Penelope 😭

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@pain_somnia

5 years

I’m already in the Halloween mood so this was great to get @love_is_soup

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@pain_somnia

1 month

shared this with the sprint discord yesterday and you know what I’m using this snippet of “with the flutter of butterfly wings” for #wipwednesday as well 😤 (again, wips are subject to change and editing)

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@pain_somnia

5 years

I made a little #sasusaku drabble based on a tweet I saw and @saradacchi supplied me with a Sakura version of it. I hope you think it’s funny lol You can read it in its entirety on tumblr too

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@pain_somnia

3 months

@Sea_Dragonfly01 I’m so glad you like it 💕 I was so nervous to share it An update coming in a few hours or tmrw depending on how I’m feeling

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@pain_somnia

4 months

@polinlover3 He’s gonna be too into it I’m afraid 😩

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@pain_somnia

4 months

@cieduoti did we miss how in s1 Simon didn’t even do anything for the longest time it was his steward doing the work These titled men can just sign ledgers and be done with it

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@pain_somnia

2 months

I’m seeing so many book!Colin and show!Colin vs book!Pen & show!Pen posts but like my friends As if RMB!Colin wouldn’t just have a straight up heart attack as soon as he found out how 17-19 year old Pen was delivering LW to the printers & keeping her money under the floorboards

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@pain_somnia

11 months

It’s CharaSaku 😭😂

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@pain_somnia

4 years

Um I wanted to join in on #sssnippetaday cuz it’s been a while since I have been able to sit down and write for sssk Here’s a draft of what I’m writing for one of the ssm prompts...I shall hide now

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@pain_somnia

2 months

I can’t believe I’ve really had to see on my timeline that ppl believe in order to be a great writer college degrees & higher education are required lmaooo Didn’t even get an associates degree but no one is gonna tell me shit about my writing I know I’m good at what I do thanks

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@pain_somnia

5 years

@ijessbest @thatshipcat Okay but same Obanai

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@pain_somnia

2 months

Was supposed to be working on the last scene…ended up making another scene longer than I meant to cuz I decided not to scrap two ideas so here we are 🥴 If I can keep from adding on ideas into this chapter we should be done today lol

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@pain_somnia

2 months

I know it isn’t Wednesday but here’s a #wip of my #polin bridgerton spouses time travel au “with the flutter of butterfly wings” I hope to finish this update within the next few days but it’s taking me too long and I still gotta kill a man this chapter

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3 months

@cieduoti Love that Colin is on a winning team regardless lol

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@pain_somnia

1 month

Pssst psstt…it’s 2am and I should be sleeping but what about…another tiny #wip of ch6 of wtfobw (Mostly I’m just happy that the part I thought I forgot cuz I didn’t write it down at 3am yesterday morning came back to me will edit later)

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@kikibridger I was just telling my mom how funny he is like he wasn’t bribing the staff of BOTH households and breaking all rules

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@pain_somnia

26 days

Eventually I’ll make other characters but for now it’s Colin and Michaela bff hours

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24 days

you know what, y’all get another #wip today a snippet from Colin’s pov cuz its not just the Featherington family doing through it in ch6 (as always wips are subject to change)

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@pain_somnia

24 days

a #wip for ch6 of “with the flutter of butterfly wings” 🙂‍↕️ sorry I missed wednesday it’s been a weird week

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2 months

why do ppl in my fic comments assume if I haven’t updated in a week that it’s not getting updated at all 😩 pls wait at least 3 months before panic I have fics I haven’t updated in years that have chaps that have been written just not posted every fic has a chance Except TPoaM

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5 years

Good things truly come in small packages 💕 I finally got my Fighting Dreamers zine organized by @sailor_suits and it’s super cute and the art is beautiful~

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@pain_somnia

11 days

Y’all forget that while we can be sympathetic to her struggles that she was in fact ruining an entire family Elopement=ruin She would have ruined the reputations of every unmarried sibling Her child would have been an heir to a family that wasn’t his considering Anthony at—

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11 months

sssk au where Skr gets a gift certificate for a salon so she makes an appt for a pedi Only Ssk works part time @ his mom’s salon & he’s her nail tech So she’s screaming internally the whole time cuz she didn’t shave her legs & toes & moms need to stop employing their hot sons

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🎶must be the season of the witch🎶 Hello #polin family 💕 It is officially #polinween 🎃👻 we are entering week 1 and the theme is “I Put A Spell On You”