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@wnewtonjohn
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5 months
babygirl I know this is a bad time but who is your nail tech?
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4 months
philippa saving penelope from the silence with BUGS was a very cute moment
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10 months
greatest of all time
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6 years ago, ‘DERRY GIRLS’ premiered.
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5 months
colin was so gagged when pen said they should probably stop their lessons he asked for an exit interview
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@wnewtonjohn
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10 months
think of their potential joint romcom slay
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@wnewtonjohn
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10 months
this clip makes its rounds here for a REASON absolutely UNMATCHED
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
10 months
6 years ago, ‘DERRY GIRLS’ premiered.
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4 months
the slight trembling brought me to my knees
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@wnewtonjohn
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5 months
omg wait I knew it this is revenge
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@colbridgertons
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5 months
kind of laughing to the point of tears at Anthony ijboling at whatever has Penelope worked up enough to pass out
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5 months
colin bridgerton after one kiss with penelope featherington #BRIDGERTON
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5 months
absolutely terrifying how easy it would be for me to just watch this on repeat for the rest of my days
@netflix
Netflix
5 months
Feelings like a total inability to stop thinking about you. About that kiss. Feelings like dreaming of you when I’m asleep. And in fact preferring sleep because that is where I might find you. A feeling that is like torture but one which I cannot, will not, do not want to give up
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4 months
wait 🤓
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hes so protective of her. im going insane
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@wnewtonjohn
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5 months
this man always on some yellow sheets going through it 😕
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@wnewtonjohn
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5 months
what’s funny about colin slagging off debling is we don’t know when he gets the evidence about how long he’ll be gone or how he’s too ‘particular’ so I’m just imagining colin sulking around mondrich’s bar collecting gossip and asking people for dirt shslsjdjsk
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@wnewtonjohn
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4 months
RMB book cover I deserved
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@wnewtonjohn
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8 months
genuinely one of my fave moments of s1 bc you know eloise would rather be ANYWHERE else but still goes “I think I’d rather like to stay” just for her sister 😭 eloise & daphne had so much potential and it’s criminal how we got next to nothing in s2 and now nothing moving forward
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@wnewtonjohn
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5 months
I do need to commend colin for moving past the fact pen read some of his smut fanfic relatively quickly, I would have simply died
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@wnewtonjohn
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9 months
“how many times have you watched this clip?” yes 🤓
@netflix
Netflix
9 months
Miss Penelope Featherington and Mister Colin Bridgerton are in deep preparation for the upcoming season 👀 BRIDGERTON returns on May 16. Part 2 on June 13.
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3 months
is that the sex blanket 🧐
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@wnewtonjohn
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3 months
well
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@peachifierx
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3 months
does male yearning exist? do guys wait for girls to reply? do they think of them often during the day?
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@wnewtonjohn
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5 months
having happier than ever instrumental with colin bridgerton looking like this was BRUTAL
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@wnewtonjohn
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8 months
damn bro chill no one is taking him from you
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@wnewtonjohn
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6 months
THE ONE SIMONE GAVE HER? 😭🫶
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6 months
he is a LOSER. but he is MY LOSER 😤
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5 months
him acting embarrassed but then made sure the camera got the close up 🤨
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3 months
the hand up is IT for me
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@wnewtonjohn
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5 months
EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU SIMONE
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7 months
okay but I just know the juxtaposition of this and the video they’ll drop after s3 where they’re in love and in each other’s arms smiling is going to be DELICIOUS
@NetflixES
Netflix España
7 months
Parece que la señorita Featheringon perdonará al señorito Bridgerton por lo que ha dicho en el pasado... ¿o no? #BridgertonNetflix vuelve el 16 de mayo
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5 months
TURNED MY COWORKER INTO A COLIN GIRLIE DON’T SAY I NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR POLIN NATION
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5 months
SO PATHETIC DO IT AGAIN
@colbridgertons
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5 months
THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE SLUTTIEST THING A MAN COULD DO
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8 months
the blue eye off is crazyyyyyy
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6 months
eloise is smiling at LW, here is what this means for peneloise— *gunshot*
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5 months
colin going ‘hey basically sometimes I don’t want to wake up bc in my dreams we get it on and it’s HOT’ is insane actually
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5 months
I was born to yap about polin not be a cog in the corporate machines this is SICK actually
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5 months
colin reminiscing on the journal scene when he’s having his ‘aha’ moment is very important to me bc it’s not SOLELY that he kissed penelope, it’s coupling the fact she saw a side of him no one had seen, a part of the REAL him, and was open, appreciative, and encouraging of him
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@wnewtonjohn
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10 months
them needing to be this close as friends 😭 they’re going to be insufferable as a married couple
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10 months
the sexual tension from this pic alone making my eye twitch
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8 months
this pipeline is insane
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5 months
colin as the people pleasing, sensitive, social battery for everyone else confirmed 😭😭😭
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erika🪞
5 months
VIOLET BRIDGERTON IS THE BIGGEST POLIN SHIPPER
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4 months
kinda need a fic where pen does include the note about getting an annulment in her letter to violet and violet brings it up to colin thinking this was something colin and pen had agreed upon and colin loses his sanity
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5 months
@simcneashley right like I kinda want whatever that shade is next time I go, or if that’s a french ombré I can’t tell
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1 year
IM STILL HERE “WHAT A BARB” ROUND 2
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@bridgerton
Bridgerton
1 year
Do contain your excitement. Your first look at Bridgerton Season 3 has arrived. #TUDUM
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6 months
FRIENDS don’t lose sight don’t lose hope stay strong
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10 months
them year????? let’s go??? !!!!!
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8 months
when I heard that ‘mr. bridgerton’ y’all I never thought we’d get that clip 😭
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10 months
the category is
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8 months
the fact that his knees are bent and she is on her toes and YET—*gunshot*
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5 months
@SimplyKanthony he was like, “how about a performance improvement plan first?”
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9 months
I won’t argue with a man with big beautiful blue eyes whatever you say princess
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5 months
it’s actually illegal to have anything bad or inconvenient to happen to alice and will mondrich 😤 let them be in society and run their successful club and be happy or istg
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@wnewtonjohn
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2 years
colin “my wife” bridgerton community HOW DOES IT FEEL
@PolinBot
polin bot
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“Miss. My. Wife.” “Bloody hell,” Phillip finally burst out. “If you’re going to break my legs, would you just go ahead and do it now?”
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1 year
wait why am I just now processing that we weren’t supposed to see this at all. like we shouldn’t even know these looks exist LMAO also why am I just now noticing the mirror in the back THE FUCK
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2 years
me colin 🤝 “miss. my. wife.”
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5 months
the penelope stopped responding to him spurring his quest for a diff personality ngl that gagged me I didn’t think about it like that 😳
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9 months
the season of yearning y’all we made it
@netflix
Netflix
9 months
Miss Penelope Featherington and Mister Colin Bridgerton are in deep preparation for the upcoming season 👀 BRIDGERTON returns on May 16. Part 2 on June 13.
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2 years
ANYWAYS. polin held hands
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5 months
when eloise visited penelope after the lessons scandal I genuinely teared up, peneloise blew me away
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10 months
POLIN NATION ITS HAPPENING???
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@NetflixUK
Netflix UK & Ireland
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Rejoice in this most thrilling news. Bridgerton Season 3 shall debut in two parts: Part 1 on 16 May and Part 2 on 13 June.
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6 months
I just think nicola coughlan cuddling me and comfortingly caressing my hand would fix me idk
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@wnewtonjohn
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10 months
@witti_indi no you’re absolutely right they would EAT together 😭
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9 months
this pen with this colin IMAGINE
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5 months
colin shoving past those men and then immediately interrupting pen and debling mid dance was 😮‍💨🫦
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4 months
starting the last episode with this was WILD
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1 year
still here. still thinking about how he very easily could have gotten her attention another way or asked eloise to get pen for him but my good sir instead decided to hold this woman’s hand in front of witnesses and literally escort her out of the ballroom 🫡
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i Need colin to say “pen my love” or “pen my dearest” in the same breathy voice he said come with me at the end of season 2
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9 months
need to be true to myself, I like the cravat vest situation here 😭
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@netflix
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9 months
Miss Penelope Featherington and Mister Colin Bridgerton are in deep preparation for the upcoming season 👀 BRIDGERTON returns on May 16. Part 2 on June 13.
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6 months
and when pen is refusing to look at colin for whatever reason and he bends down to get her attention?? hehehehe
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5 months
love this man and his dedication to🧍🏻‍♂️
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7 months
colin kissing penelope’s neck CONFIRMED
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A gaze as impassioned as that of Mr. Bridgerton says more in mere seconds than any quill could to paper.
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9 months
when the LW news breaks to the rest of the bridgertons I need a good 5 minute scene of anthony sitting with the fact pen called him a whore
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4 months
they are fighting here yeah but they’re still a UNIT and that’s HOT to me
@polinszn
aisha.
4 months
the buzz i get from this like he just had her knuckles deep moaning up against a wall in the middle of a street at night 😵‍💫 he manifested his dream and made it more scandalous😵‍💫their walk of zero shame together, hand in hand after it 😵‍💫 how very lord and lady whistledown of them
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4 months
I mean I get it
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i love when beautiful powerful women have a little freak that follows them around
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1 year
the fact that her head is very smushed into his is very endearing to me
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6 months
"I have you to thank. Your letters were so encouraging. I thought, if Penelope can see me this way, then, surely I can too." they were so wild for this 😭
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2 years
these idiots have their season!! they are married and in love!!!
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2 years
I really can’t with colin thinking he’s being stealthy. my brother in christ, there’s a lady staring RIGHT AT YOU while you grab this unwed woman’s hand
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2 years
I love them your honor
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@bridgerton
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2 years
Brothers B and C, for your viewing pleasure.
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5 months
@mrscbridgerton hit tweet oomf!!!
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10 months
can you believe this in HD is coming
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Rejoice in this most thrilling news. Bridgerton Season 3 shall debut in two parts: Part 1 on May 16th and Part 2 on June 13th.
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2 years
the chokehold this picture has on me idk
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4 months
he’s looking at us to gtfo so he can make out with his wife. I’m sorry king I’m leaving
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It has been brought to this author’s attention that many members of the Ton have been yearning for this portrait.
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1 year
y’all really trying to gaslight me into thinking this man isn’t attractive pls bffr
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2 years
no one talk to me about how the colors on his vest sort of match her dress
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8 months
anthony after he learns how to turn on the stove
@iris_bee_
iRis 🐝 🧲🌷🧵👸🏾🤴🏻
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🔥🔥🔥 Jonathan Bailey for Orlebar Brown 🔥🔥🔥
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1 year
nic and newts doing facials together, nic gifting newts a colin shirt, newts texting nic his colin fittings, newts always going to nic for gossip, nic and newts supporting each other whilst filming
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2 years
omg is her ring a bee ring :(((
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1 year
@myonnaslibrary they’ve always been cute!
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1 year
if it’s red hair we’re in this era again oh my GOD
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2 years
thinking thoughts
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6 months
penelope pulling a LW draft out of her bodice in front of colin will be their equivalent to kate hiking her skirt up in front of anthony during the hunt #trust
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6 months
these are the faces of a soon to be son in law telling his soon to be mother in law that they need to move the wedding date up
@bellysinfinite
jess || obx 4 spoilers
6 months
their bitch off is going to be the funniest thing ever actually
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9 months
one of these two are going to have an errant curl bro and one of these two are going to gently brush it away from their face while staring lovingly into their eyes bro
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7 months
kinda hate the idea of it getting a private release a month early sorry 😭😭😭 bc of course details are going to get leaked and where’s the fun in that
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1 year
they weren’t even together
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they weren’t even together
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8 months
her truly not giving af about anyone around them while he is fighting for his life GOD
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6 months
I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING WHAT THE FUCK
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10 months
he has that LW in his hand SEETHING with the cravat OFF oh I will not survive this
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1 year
polin and kanthony in the general overview of s3 oh this is how I WIN AND WIN AGAIN
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1 year
he’s holding her hand and guess what she doesn’t have gloves on 👁👄👁
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1 year
absolutely too fucking much I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
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4 months
love this diva bad
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6 months
happy birthday queen, big year for you xx
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7 months
“would you say you consume things normally?” me:
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