Paige Moskowitz Profile Banner
Paige Moskowitz Profile
Paige Moskowitz

@paigemoskowitz

1,969
Followers
693
Following
121
Media
2,648
Statuses

big fan of voting & Tex-Mex food • social @democracydocket @barnardcollege alum • she/her

HTX to DC
Joined July 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
9 months
my roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging
Tweet media one
405
16K
246K
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
9 months
I fear I have created a monster
Tweet media one
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
9 months
my roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging
Tweet media one
405
16K
246K
97
4K
80K
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
7 years
Shoutout to the business woman I saw eating a bowl of ice cream on the train this morning at 8:45 AM. You inspire me.
4
204
1K
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
9 months
@byMadisonHall @NaavaEllenberg It’s a good bit, Madison.
3
0
775
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
9 months
@talia_phoebe @NaavaEllenberg You should see my email inbox
3
0
754
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
9 months
@NaavaEllenberg @DemocracyDocket a lot of feedback on the division of trash labor in our house and I want to make it clear that this is our agreement!!! @NaavaEllenberg doesn’t like replacing the bags and I don’t like taking the trash to the bins so it works
3
7
568
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
9 months
@NaavaEllenberg While y'all are here, a shameless plug to check out @DemocracyDocket 's new litigation report breaking down the voting rights and election lawsuits filed in 2023 and the impacts on voters!
1
30
337
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
8 months
we’re still doing this in case y’all were wondering (most are about our dog chewy)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
9 months
my roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging
Tweet media one
405
16K
246K
0
6
330
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
if you’re using the murder of an 18 year old college first-year to push your narratives of guns in nyc, a return to stop and frisk policing, or why gentrification is actually a good thing literally fuck off. Tessa is a human being not a political tool.
2
49
276
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
2 years
Accessibility and inclusion should not and cannot be an after thought. Blaming it on how terrible Teams can be is the worst excuse I’ve heard. It’s not hard to use a better video conference system!!! Especially for a court in New York!!!
@DemocracyDocket
Democracy Docket
2 years
New York's only public comment hearing before a new congressional map is enacted is on Friday in person, in Steuben County. An attorney for the governor & lt. governor asked to appear virtually due to her pregnancy. The judge said no — due to his tech issues with Microsoft Teams.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
12
102
236
7
67
196
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
3 years
This is all I see when I look at the Paris 2024 olympics logo
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
11
83
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
9 months
I’d like to thank the academy and the people of twitter
@talia_phoebe
Talia Marcus
9 months
i told Paige i’d buy her drinks if her tweet gets over 125k likes so for the sake of my bank account everyone needs to stop interacting w it
0
1
22
0
0
51
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
9 months
@Jacob__Castillo @JessEllEnne as a former neighbor of TX-36 I support this
1
0
49
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
3 years
cap the price of insulin for everyone not just the insured
3
10
48
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
Just so everyone knows, to access the “Barnard Quad” mentioned in this story the reporters had to trespass onto campus and past all the signs that said “Private Property: No Media on Campus” to exploit students for an interview via @NYTimes
0
12
42
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
I can’t explain how perfect this is and how this is the funniest shit I will ever see. no one else ever tweet again.
@JustSayXtian
Rishus Cold Yetzer
4 years
Yo! Semites! Adonai eloheynu. Adonai echad.
40
314
2K
0
10
39
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
“we have made one key decision: to prepare to use the three upcoming academic terms—fall 2020, spring 2021, and summer 2021—as a unit of time” time is prezbo’s social construct and we’re just all living in it
1
2
41
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
also if you’re one of the 100 reporters on campus today trying to get a story from grieving students you can also fuck off
0
7
38
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
my brother and I are watching Avatar and eating blue bell homemade vanilla ice cream while our parents read the newspaper in the other room. my mom tells us we shouldn’t eat sugar so close to bed time bc we won’t be able to go to bed. is it 2005 or 2020? who knows but it’s okay
0
1
38
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
judaism has thousands of years of traditions and my favorite tradition is children doing everything but paying attention during yom kippur services such as: - reading a novel - laying on the floor and coloring - playing rock, paper, scissors - running up and down the aisles
2
2
36
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
8 years
When Texas had the chance to not support a giant cheeto baby for president but then did
Tweet media one
0
17
33
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
2 years
just found out my home state senator officially won re-election because he’s unopposed this November and he wrote/played a major in part in most of the voter suppression laws the #txlege passed last session. is this my call to @runforsomething
3
4
34
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
7 years
rt if ur angry that Rosalind Franklin never got the credit she deserved for her work on the discovery of the double helix structure of DNA
3
15
32
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
2 years
if you heard my dog barking on the @DemocracyDocket twitter space today, know it was because he was mad about voter suppression laws and not because I wouldn’t give him extra treats
0
1
32
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
at what point are we gonna talk about how traditional political organizing jobs are only real options for white, wealthy elite college grads whose families can support them and how that produces political operatives that lead to house democrats kneeling with kente cloth stoles
2
5
32
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?
1
2
32
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
do u ever love being from Texas then remember that Cruz & Cronyn are our senators, teachers legally aren’t allowed to unionize without forever losing their license/pension, we have one of the highest maternal mortality rates in the world, and I-35 construction will never be done
2
2
30
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
me, a jewish woman on a Friday afternoon: let’s go make this bread
0
1
31
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
2 years
has someone done this yet
Tweet media one
4
9
31
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
just saw a non-profit fellowship posting for new grads and it’s a 15 week fellowship that’s 40 hours a week and pays a $3500 stipend. That’s $5.83 an hour. non-profits stop paying sub-standard wages challenges.
1
1
30
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
I feel like a camp counselor has better moderating skills than Chris Wallace
3
2
30
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
Well 2020 sucks and 5781 ain’t looking so hot either
0
2
28
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
7 months
My best friend got a Fulbright and I am very proud of her for her hard work and research but I am especially proud that my best friend got a Fulbright to live and study in PALERMO, SICILY
2
0
28
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
found out someone I go to school with is using a drawing of me I made as their background in zoom calls for class and like 1. uncomfortable but also 2. can’t believe a drawing of me is going to more zoom classes than actual me
1
0
27
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
if anyone was wondering how I’m passing my classes at jts about 80% of it is due to my deep knowledge of Debbie Friedman and Dan Nichols songs
0
1
27
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
sometimes I think about why I’m so dramatic and then I remember I spent most of my childhood reading YA book series about wealthy kids at boarding schools whose main plot points involved like murder and arson
0
0
27
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
I got a free side of chips and queso at lunch bc I was wearing a columbia shirt and the cashier told me that I’m “paying way too much money for a degree” and this is the kinda of perks I’ve been wanting as a columbia student
0
1
27
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
okay this is a quick selfie I took for a Instagram story about birth control but I think I look pretty cute here. it may be the combo of half of my face being covered, yentl glasses, strong brows, and birth control.
Tweet media one
1
0
27
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
a really cool thing about being diagnosed with ADD your last semester of college is finally learning all the skills to cope and work efficiently and then thinking “oh is this what my entire education should’ve been like”
1
0
25
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
since living at home with my brothers for the first time in over 5 years, I get to play all my favorite games like “who the fuck put my bras in the dryer” and “try not to smear peanut butter over every surface of the kitchen” and “is your joke funny or actually just racist”
1
1
25
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
if we’re gonna continue to make educational Instagram posts can I suggest that some of y’all take a course in graphic design
1
0
26
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
my brother was out for a run and I texted him that they were showing the first ever episode of jeopardy on tv and he literally ran a five minute mile home bc he’s such an Alex Trebek stan
0
0
26
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
I want to go to a coffee shop to do work but I cannot go anywhere that I went to in high school for fear of regressing also I cannot take any chances to see anyone I know lol
1
0
25
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
It’s in times like these that I remember multiple people at my high school regularly paid over $10,000 a year for a parking spot at the front of the school
3
0
25
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
i hate it when people say that older people “are products of their time”. like sally and bob lived through almost every major social movement of the 20th century and they’re still like this so they’re not products of their time they’re actually just racist
1
2
24
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
2 years
fuck greg abbott, fuck ted cruz, fuck john cornyn, fuck ken paxton and fuck every single texas lawmaker and politician who consistently value guns and the second amendment more than the actual, real lives and safety of texans
2
3
24
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
8 years
Fun Passover News: hundreds of bottles of Trump vodka were seized in Israel bc they had fake "kosher for Passover" stickers on them
0
10
24
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
everyone: could a school do worse than Harvard giving everyone 5 days to move off campus and giving little financial support to students? JTS: hold my drink
1
4
24
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
shout out to all the library and tech staff moving mountains for students to keep learning, they deserve much love and appreciation all the time but especially now !!!!!!!!!!
@barnlib
Barnard Library and Academic Information Services
5 years
BLAIS's @BarnardIMATS team is preparing 👉864 classes👈 to go online and running back-to-back training sessions. In 2 days. 7 people, some working since Sunday morning. ⏰Shout out to @melanie_cecile Patrick Eisenhauer @elana_explains @benjirosner Marko Krkeljas Karl-Mary Akre.
1
2
15
0
1
25
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
Happy to announce that my grades for the semester are literally no one cares but you and your parents. Can’t wait to see what next semester brings!!!
1
2
24
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
I’m just a girl, standing in front of 18-24 year olds, asking if they’re registered to vote.
0
5
22
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
I grew up watching football with my family literally whenever a game was on and as I watch the Cowboys game it’s amazing that after 22 years, I don’t know any of the rules of the game. I have absolutely no clue what’s going on.
0
0
24
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
7 years
PSA: Houston shelters don't need anymore clothing donations!! Look for other things to donate, food, toiletries, hygiene products etc.
1
9
23
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
3 years
once my cowboy boots I bought tonight are stretched and shipped to New York and my podiatrist gives me the clear to wear shoes with a heel and I figure out how to style them it’s over for you losers
0
0
22
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
was doodling @ work and made this casual reminder
Tweet media one
0
3
23
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
8 years
Trump is the kid in your English class who only read the Sparknotes version of books & tried to have a discussion despite knowing nothing
1
8
22
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
Name a stronger unspoken bond than young women who don’t know each other all choosing to sit next to each other on a southwest flight because we cannot handle sitting next to anyone else
1
0
23
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
do you ever have a day when your skin just like doesn’t hate you for once
Tweet media one
1
0
22
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
I love that I never have to actively look for my gate when I’m flying back to Texas bc I just have to find the gate where 70% of passengers are wearing Texas clothing of some sort
1
1
21
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
FUN THINGS THAT COLLEGE STUDENTS CAN DO FOR FREE IN HOUSTON: - going and voting YES for proposition A - going outside for three seconds and turning right back around to the inside bc it’s too damn hot - ???
0
2
21
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
3 years
Is it socially acceptable to get shake shack at 6:00 AM if you’re at the airport asking for a friend
3
0
21
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
Not to be dramatic but the fact that this has to go all the way to the Supreme Court in order to rule that people should punished when they lock a person in a room full of sewage and feces means that the bar is literally underground
@ACLU
ACLU
4 years
BREAKING: The Supreme Court just ruled that the Texas prison officials who locked Trent Taylor in cells full of feces and raw sewage for six days will NOT receive qualified immunity. All government officials must be held accountable for violations of human rights and dignity.
260
7K
36K
1
3
22
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
just wrote a sorority recruitment workshop in nfty program format I’m a meme of myself
1
0
21
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
hello today I carried my Talmud class on my back through a text so this is officially a pluralistic community
2
0
21
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
7 years
On this first night of Hanukkah, truly, a great miracle happened there (Alabama)
@CNNPolitics
CNN Politics
7 years
BREAKING: Democrat Doug Jones will win the Senate special election in Alabama, CNN projects
Tweet media one
152
1K
3K
2
3
20
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
forever thinking about that post where a woman was like “my fave seasonal crackers are back in stock” and it was matzah. the bread of affliction is her favorite seasonal cracker.
0
0
20
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
as I pickle onions and beets on the upper west side of manhattan, I feel connected to my great-great grandmother, who used to make her own pickles in her bathtub in brooklyn in the early 20th century. in this essay on modern jewish identity and the memory of food i will,
2
0
20
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
group projects in college sucks but have you ever had to sit through your classmates modern adaptations of Yiddish plays in a too hot room bc let me tell you it’s hell
0
0
21
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
10 months
should we ask scotus where the south carolina racial gerrymandering decision is
Tweet media one
1
0
18
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
told my family I want to make my own birthday cake this year and might do something lemon flavored and was hit back with “We’d prefer chocolate cake”
1
0
20
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
Someone explain to me why the fuck, out of everything at a grocery store, this Publix in south Florida is sold out of fucking mayonnaise how much mayonnaise do people need
3
0
21
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
hello companies if you require 3-5 years experience that’s actually not an entry-level job just fyi
0
1
20
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
me: wfh with a social media job is easy, all I need to do my job is consistent and reliable internet access spectrum internet: not so fast
2
0
20
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
maybe college Facebook groups should have a 24 hour waiting period before you can post after the school sends out a corona update some of y’all are truly revealing yourself
0
1
20
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
hey did u know that there are humans on the other side of the political calls you get and if you don’t want to be called u actually can just ask to be removed from the list instead of yelling
0
0
21
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
3 years
pretty inconsiderate of my sister to schedule her wedding next year for the same weekend I have aly & aj tickets ngl
1
0
19
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
Why do we, as a society, still create shoes that require you to “break them in” and give you blisters your first few wears?
2
0
20
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
being mexican and jewish means that my mom makes v delicious dinners that i love to eat but also that my tummy usually hurts after eating them bc i got my dad’s bad digestion. wont stop me tho, it’s me and tostadas forever
0
0
20
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
currently in an Uber driving through Central Park cross town and lmk why I’m crying and why I missed this hot garbage-scented city so much
1
0
19
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
in my last few days at my current job, I share my greatest trick: how to do a mail merge using google spreadsheets and gmail give them something to remember u by
1
0
20
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
8 years
Welcome to Hebrew where who is he, he is she, and dog is fish
0
5
19
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
as the only woman in my talmud class I find that it is my job, nay sacred duty, to bring up women in the talmud whenever possible
1
1
20
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
3 years
are all my friends ignoring me or is today a jewish holiday I forgot about so they’re not using their phones: a memoir by me
1
0
19
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
2 years
@DemocracyDocket @marceelias For a visual aide, here is Chewy🐶. He loves democracy, lots of walks and fair voting laws. Hates the rain and voter suppression.
Tweet media one
0
0
19
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
I just witnessed a man chug half a bottle of whiskey in line at airport security because he forgot it was in his bag I love New York City
0
0
18
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
my high school had a bigger student population than trump’s current lead in georgia
1
0
18
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
my mom does wear these glasses better than me I’ll admit it
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
0
18
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
All three of my siblings signed up to run a half marathon together but I’m sorry this isn’t the family I signed up for I must leave
5
0
19
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
2 years
my coworker just asked if she can take an amtrak between houston and austin and bestie do i have some news for you about texas infrastructure
0
1
19
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
Hello everyone, my mom has left me and my brother and dad alone for less than 24 hours and my dad has already messed up two of the three explicit instructions she left
0
0
18
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
super cool to try and do finals when all of my books are stuck on campus and I’m across the country and professors require you to cite quotes from class readings
0
0
19
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
5 years
going to a jewish school is fun because im having class for the first time in a month
0
0
19
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
getting emo bc i just logged out of all my Barnard accounts for probably the last time lmk why I feel like this
2
0
19
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
8 years
Be angry. Be upset. Work for a better future. Don't doubt that all change in this country was started by a group of passionate individuals.
0
7
17
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
Me! Talking about voting! What’s new!
@Columbia
Columbia University
4 years
Why does voting matter? A voting FAQ featuring @BarnardCollege alum Paige Moskowitz '20. @paigemoskowitz
0
9
36
0
1
18
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
at this point if u don’t support universal mask mandates and providing money to people in the middle of a pandemic so everyone can stay home & stay safe bc of an infringement of ur “liberty” or whatever just admit ur an awful person with no humanity and u only care about yourself
1
0
18
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
I slipped on ice in riverside and sprained my ankle and as I laid on my back in the snow crying, a woman walked over and looked straight into my eyes and said “Hi, beautiful day isn’t it?”
3
0
18
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
4 years
years of online shopping and live tweeting trained me for the new york online vaccination appointment system. i have secured four appointments i am unstoppable if you need help getting vaccinated in nyc lmk
1
0
18
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
7 years
hello I just sprayed my hair with febreeze instead of dry shampoo life is great
1
1
19
@paigemoskowitz
Paige Moskowitz
6 years
we’re officially living in a computer simulation
@CNNPolitics
CNN Politics
6 years
Kim Kardashian will visit the White House today to discuss prison reform
Tweet media one
568
84
159
0
1
19