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Society will bifurcate, the normies will not make it, and the religious chuds will prosper. This much is clear. Securing the fate of the Church among the new elite that will emerge from the bottleneck is where the real alpha is.
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@AltHistCody On the opposite end, there’s a Han dynasty medical text that describes Europeans as an advanced species of great ape, which it notes with interest are capable of speech.
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@ChoctawDoge @AltHistCody This was in 400 BC.
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@InvasiveAmerica @shagbark_hick wouldn't want to be your neighbor.
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@LouisianaLp I’m a statist now.
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@ddantes69 For...working hard at the shipyard? Not sure I follow.
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@DelusionPosting And yet europe produce bach, beethoven, and mozart anyway
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@monicalimco @visakanv You can thank the guy with a contact solution bottle of nitroglycerin for that
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@PythiaR lol, what have you accomplished in the past seven years?
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@sucesstrolling @reddit_lies It’s literally the entire object of the game you didn’t realize you were losing.
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@Babygravy9 Why can’t we have male-only spaces? I certainly wouldn’t begrudge them female-only spaces.
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@memeticsisyphus Don't hire the tr*on, don't hire Jen. Problem solved.
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@defi_raf @greentexts_bot >18 >been together for 8 years I'm just confused at this point tbh.
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@TiredMemeClown Christ is the Messiah, and it would never have occurred to me to say otherwise.
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@LeaMaric We laugh, but from their perspective it does indeed look like this. They’re completely oblivious to what the left is doing, they just see this sudden rise of angry people. They don’t know why they’re angry, so they’re scared.
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@Texas_Made956 If Christians defended their faith like this, the world would not be in the state that it’s in.
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@WomenPostingLs L for the priest, if true. Trust matters.
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@justalexoki In my 20s, while on a business trip with several subordinates, the TSA lady asked if I was an unaccompanied minor.
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@pegobry_en I had a spectacularly effective French coworker, who successfully got our team into the habit of spending an hour eating lunch together.
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@Fireanole @AltHistCody My knowledge of this is secondhand, from a friend in China. I don’t know of an English language source.
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@thomas_costa_br @AltHistCody Because the Mideast is busy being off in Arabia, so we had to improvise.
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@nypost "DEAR MR PEBBLEE I PERSONALLY HATE U AND ... NO CAP MANBUN SO I SWITCHED TELLING A TEACHER I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU :)" I feel like I could write a lot better than this at 12.
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@CoinDesk you lose customers when you cancel people too.
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Successful entrepreneurs should realize that they have options.
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Meet Charles Haywood, a far-right extremist who got rich off shampoo and wants to be a 'warlord' in post-collapse America
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@e_cdalton Lol I live in the midwest, I've seen about a dozen guys like this so far today.
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@highiqgf They’re all woke and feminist, though, aren’t they?
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@FatsPostingLs It’s really sad. Her condition is (or at least was) entirely fixable, but nobody ever told her that, or even that it was a problem. I have sympathy, but I guess if she can’t figure that out by herself, NGMI.
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@CollinRugg Why is this even a question? The answer is blindingly obvious to anyone interested in maintaining a civilization.
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@blkorthogf For this reason we need to be encouraging Polish-Indonesian unions.
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@PrincePapiPlus @AltHistCody Are you kidding? I’d be so intrigued!
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@FatsPostingLs I see a normal girl with questionable fashion sense and a fat weirdo.
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@CoinDesk Not cool. Don't do business with coindesk.
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@ConradBastable Even engineers should have a basic education. -engineer grateful to have a basic education
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@ccmembersonly I love cars like that. There’s something exhilarating about trying to drive on the highway with a five minute zero to sixty time.
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@JWonz @0x49fa98 @nokatoah @MattyBoySwag143 Goodness seems shockingly easy to achieve, then. Just define yourself as good. Presto!
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@NxlAnglo All men rehearse scenarios like this in our heads. Dude was ready when the time came.
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@CharlieDunlop65 @iamyesyouareno Oh, a bit like, you know, shooting someone?
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@ClownWorld_ Note that without the test he would have just had a cold.
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@CarovanStudios @DrJessTaylor I have never in my life met someone who said that.
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@goinggodward At this stage I’d like to point out that back when I supported gay marriage twenty years ago, I was intellectually honest. My support was contingent on things like this not happening, and when I saw they did, my position changed accordingly. Where are all the others like me?
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@VagrantJohnny @DelusionPosting Doesn’t matter just so long as you don’t have it anymore
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@ploughmansfolly I worked within a block of the El in Chicago, would not recommend.
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@WomenPostingLs normalize fat shaming
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@tulpapilled If this had happened, it would have inoculated America against mass immigration by turning all the women against it.
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@Western_Trad I'd like to hear the argument for how the one on the right is motivated by anything other than hatred for humanity
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@coldhealing Won the job fair and square.
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@ColoradoAlex3 @upstatefederlst Lol, I'm conservative too but this is such cope.
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@coldhealing embracing my french heritage by sniffing judgmentally at your bad cooking
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@Fireanole @AltHistCody Doing a bit of research, I think this text was from the 山海经, "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", which was written around 400 BC.
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@lndian_Bronson The joke goes that an alien lands in China. The people from Beijing want to study it, the people from Shanghai want to do business with it, and the people from Guangzhou want to eat it.
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@vocalcry not to mention the most unlikeable student body of any university I've ever seen
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@Evil_Mog Time goes fast, Bobby Tables is already a dad.
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@pronounced_kyle A college course is more than you asked for, but this is a fascinating introduction to the subject.
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@SteveBenedict17 @JeremyDBoreing Relax, the point is the joke.
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@10x_er America is the only country I know of that has such a fucked up relationship with alcohol that the only two options are alcoholic or teetotaler.
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@MamaDoctorJones God made us male and female for a reason. Go home and be with your family, it’s more important!
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@Ca5torTroy What's wrong with this? P.W. Frazee devised an efficient fix that held for 28 years, and gave you a simple method of kicking the can down the road until 2052.
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@ltwombly93 Almost as if cities themselves aren’t the problem
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@MamaS2329 So when are we supposed to actively resist? Before or after we've been ethnically cleansed?
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@Nashicidal @MalesOfReddit The internet has been an unmitigated disaster for the human race. I say this as a software engineer.
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@TomKopi @ClownWorld_ and cannot be taken anywhere near a school? This sounds pretty good to me so far
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@Telegraph Pandas going extinct? Just move a bunch of grizzly bears into the forest where they live, problem solved.
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@giantgio POV: you’ve been ethnically cleansed, but you’re not allowed to be upset about it
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@iamyesyouareno Single moms are out regardless of the race of the child
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@ClownWorld_ Citizens for sanity is an excellent ad campaign. It's satire, and the comments on this thread suggest it's working exactly as intended
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@LeaMaric Pictured: the former inhabitant of my house, ten years ago
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@OrwellNGoode “They’re like Peter and the giant chicken from family guy”
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@IHurtRacists @AnonOpsUnited2 And that right there is exactly why I have a rifle.
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@Rothmus Don’t just acquit him, give a medal.
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@AlexHeffron20 One might show a bit of gratitude to the strong, able-bodied men by whose grace and provenance you don’t starve
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@AlpacaAurelius I had this experience in France. Three significant factors I noticed: (a) small portions, (b) much higher ratio of calories from [animal] fat, (c) we were walking like ten miles a day
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@MamaDoctorJones I'm sad for you.
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@Faithwisdom_ @Rothmus the original ones started down the slippery slope and created the modern ones. All of it was a mistake, right from the start.
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@pseudnonymus The aesthetics of the preferred execution methods say so much about an age.
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@DelusionPosting fact check: false.
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@Green27484917 She rejected you because you fucked up the leavening. Sorry, bro.
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@greentexts_bot Yes, traditionally feminine hobbies like shooting cans in the backyard with a 22
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@DonCorleANN Do you realize how effectively you just made the point you were trying to refute?
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@AtheistTakes The trusty "science of the gaps" argument
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@vocalcry My grandmother in law had her seventh in her early fifties.
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@vikare06 comrade lenin is working on his tan
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@EndWokeness I never used to care about race. It’s getting harder and harder to hold that position.
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@MamaDoctorJones Not sure where you get that from. I'm the kind of person who's sad my sister chose to go to med school, as it probably means she won't have kids.
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@Rothmus Learn a little bit about chemistry before tweeting stuff like this. You probably live in building with PVC pipes
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@kurteichenwald "I just want to help people" This principle has done more damage than almost every other. Nobody wants your help. If you want to make things better, go home and tend your own garden.
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@ClownWorld_ I don't know, but live ammunition would make it stop real fast.
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@MalesOfReddit Do these people all look like anime girls in their own imagination?
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@Fireanole @AltHistCody Doing a bit of research, I think this text was from the 山海经, "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", which was written around 400 BC.
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@himbo_j @pplsartofwar This is not the flex you think it is.
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@25INB0Me @xbtGBH Can’t say that around here, nuance not allowed.
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@greentexts_bot The only winning move is not to be there in that situation
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@SecArmy @USArmy @usarec I will not live in the pod I will not eat the bugs I will not die in the beet field.
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@P_vonOberstein @TiredMemeClown Looks like yes quite, except Wikipedia is trying as hard as it can to avoid coming out and saying it.
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@jollier_raptor I don’t know, but I encourage it. I have nothing against commies putting their ideas to the test on themselves, just so long as I’m left out of it.
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@reddit_lies The soviet space program was formidable and worthy of respect, but its glory days ended when Korolev died.
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@iamyesyouareno Plot twist: Elon gets her pregnant
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@ConceptualJames What does “Christian nationalist” even mean? Nationalist as opposed to globalist? Christian as opposed to Muslim? Sounds like an effort to rebrand normal as something extreme.
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@MallardReborn @ThomLately I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Not my aesthetic but whatever. The guys tripping over each other to condemn them doesn’t sit well with me.
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