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Leaders must create an environment where people feel a sense of self-activation, and they will never have to motivate their teams again. The team should always be trying to move faster than the leader can manage. – David Marquet 🔥 @ldavidmarquet
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@elonmusk ❗️Feedback: Stop calling the base Model 3/Y 'Standard Range [Plus]'. Tesla is an aspirational brand, and anything 'standard' just isn’t appealing. No matter how many plusses you add. Solution: Simply call it the Model Y. Period. Just without the period, obviously.
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@jota_eIe @alth0u Shh… they only had one prototype 😬
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@NoContextBrits It’s ‘for fuck’s sake’. Duh.
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@lexfridman That’s odd
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@AstroDebora @elonmusk “How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?” 🤔 – Just one. But the lightbulb has to really want to change.
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@conner_walden @lexfridman Because they have a huge-ass backpack?
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@TellYourSonThis No one has ever impressed anyone by trying to impress them. – Simon Sinek
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@GeekTheDude @jota_eIe @alth0u That’s how you can tell it’s genuine 😉
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@waitbutwhy *coughsimulationcough*
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@elonmusk @DrEliDavid Nah.. No amount of one-time payment can solve World Hunger. The problem is structural.
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@nomorekash @elonmusk @rice_fry We all make mistakes… what matters is that we work to fix them.
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@pawnofcthulhu @waitbutwhy Good luck with Pope!
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@fesshole Just ask security to “watch Tom & Jerry”.
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@BillyM2k Why? Because this is ‘news’?
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@BenGWeeks @TeslaCharging @Tesla Yes – but the long-term looks all the better, for it. This is another reason to expand at full tilt, which will mean more locations, with more stalls, available for Tesla drivers in the future. Growing pains.
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@waitbutwhy The brain knows no negative. The more we fight against something, the more we become the very thing we hate.
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@simongerman600 popular ≠ good
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@MinhXTran1 @lexfridman Because we’re not made for math. That’s not why we’re here.
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@RepThomasMassie There can only be two reasons for this: 1) To help Pfizer make more money, or 2) ... much worse
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@GoatBeard777 @OERRBlog Vermutlich aufgrund personeller Überschneidungen…
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@Tesla What city is that?
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@waitbutwhy @BenBlatt @Slate One America, Two America, Red America, Blue America 😂👌🏼
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3 years
@flcnhvy “Well, at least my Volvo still wins on safety.” “ … WHAT?!”
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@PopCulture2000s Dude looks peak early-2000s 🫡
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@mirekbujna @EvaFoxU @AutoTrader_com @elonmusk Tesla is in a category of its own, obviously. There’s Tesla, and there’s "electric cars". This is the latter.
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@SharSays @LightningTradin @historyinmemes John Georges’ company. But I’ve looked it up since.
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@simongerman600 Bielefeld is in Italy?? (Bottom left)
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@waitbutwhy @nytimes It’d be even “better” if the author was white…
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@LibertyLucas26 – und ganz nebenbei sexistisch. Wer bei jeder möglichen und unmöglichen Gelegenheit das männliche und das weibliche Geschlecht separat nennt, statt das generische Maskulinum, DISKRIMINIERT. 😑
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@ShibaArmyUSA @flcnhvy No, she doesn’t feel any guilt about your imaginary African slaves. Weird, huh?
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@haligonian4 @mirekbujna The network will be expanded with much more force now, and Tesla customers will continue to receive preferential treatment. With this, Tesla will now also become the dominant Charge Point Operator – and soon you will be able to buy a cheaper EV because of that… and you >>
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3 years
@mirekbujna You need to include a © if you want to become a successful meme dealer 🤓
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@TellYourSonThis The right woman’s love will give you the strength to easily provide for her. And then some.
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@alex_avoigt Even if that were true, “except for performance” is probably not the best way to end that with 😂
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@Kell0605 @MKBHD You are paying for every second you spend on Twitter, with every second you spend here. 🙄
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@raheeln How old is that picture?
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@CodeWisdom = The best programs are the ones the programmer actually *wants* to write, and thus enjoys writing. What a surprise!
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@RyanZohoury @elonmusk @mterrace @Investor421 @WholeMarsBlog @28delayslater I am much more impressed that they will “build out the first ever national network of EV charging stations”… I mean come on! Seriously?! I’m starting to think that they just never told him of Tesla. And he’s just never heard of them – or simply forgot again.
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@Hana721107 @VaneBelgium Bad acting, but I love the idea! 🫶🏼
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@immanishgupta @NavalismHQ @naval You learn to write computer code, otherwise known as “to program”. If you do that exceptionally well, you can get rich.
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@waitbutwhy Elon Musk. Obviously.
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@TellYourSonThis That is why relationships must be based on more than infatuation and illusions. But rather love, commitment and loyalty. And accepting the other as they are, flaws and all. Which is the definition of love. That doesn’t mean that those flaws need to be permanent. They can improve
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@bamtheteslaman1 @vincent13031925 @AstroJordy No, it’s PLAID. Go learn some Tesla history.. it’s actually fun!
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@v_g_fischer @pawnofcthulhu @waitbutwhy Maybe… but Muslim at the same time is really gonna be hard.
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@amor_fatti @djp1974 Loneliness. I can have freedom with someone in my life, too.
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@ZafarMirzo @NavalismHQ People don’t even consider someone from a different country their equal… so good luck with that.
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@scrumtuous Did you just lie? 🤨 Here’s a tip: The goal in life is not to win, but to differentiate yourself. Just tell the truth – and you will immediately set yourself apart. And that is how you win.
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@Akaicheikh @lexfridman Indeed, you will. Have to use it a *lot* more, though. [than people usually are. No offense.]
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If you can’t buy an ad, fly an ad: #dogetothemoon @elonmusk
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Spotted in Sweden 😱 #tesla #model3 #highland
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@dennis_p @klwtts It’s heavily camouflaged, but if you look closely you can tell it’s a car. 🤓
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@lexfridman But hasn’t it always been?
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@BillyM2k ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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@Pmgraham86 @wg_________ Now there’s only one thing left to do: HODL … well, two things: Buy more.
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@TowelieTrades @elonmusk No. His hairline restored itself out of respect. Didn’t you get the meme?
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@waitbutwhy I cun’t see what you mean 🤔
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@Virus_City_ @SecretaryPete @SecGranholm @USDOT @ENERGY Fucking hell! Is there anyone in this administration who’s not a complete clown? I know it’s par for the course, but come on… break some rules.
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@aleurs @elonmusk @simongerman600 @waitbutwhy @SeppalaVilleEN “The whole problem with the world is that people aren’t human.”
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@KatjaGideja @Tesla @elonmusk @SpaceX Of course you can! ‘Smart’ is not the measure of a [hu]man, and there are all kinds of jobs that require heart more than ‘smart’. Like at the cafeteria, or landscaping. Go apply, if that is what you want!
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@flcnhvy @elonmusk @therationalroot That’s because regular folks do not believe in any companies/future.
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@PaprikaLady @WDR Of course he won’t – that would be the beginning of the end of his 400k salary.
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@battleangelviv @realtimerun @intelligent_eat The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, while wiser people are full of doubt.
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@Silicondicon1 @elonmusk @alex_avoigt I don’t think we are liking this tweet, just emphasizing it. @alex_avoigt ’s pointing out of Oliver Blume’s obviously flawed position.
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@sc101_101 @michael_rigoni @elonmusk @Tesla He said “the end of ICE cars”. Nobody is going to buy those anymore then; and just hold on to whatever they drive until EV makers can deliver them one.
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@JonErlichman Why was Tim wearing a wig?
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@EvaFoxU I actually like the one on the left better. At least she’s real.
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@SpiritofRacerX @Kristennetten @elonmusk It’s also his job not to say why…
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@CodeWisdom The first step of any project is to fucking start!
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@waitbutwhy Someone brought a broom to a fork fight 🤭
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@NelsonRBW @waitbutwhy That is simple (if not easy):
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Watching the SpaceX launch
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@VivekGRamaswamy Vivek – amazing. By letting her and others like her speak, you validate their cause. Not just to them, but to everyone listening. Now if you were to invite them to sit down, rather than letting them storm out, you would validate them as a human being as well. I think it’s pretty
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@DeItaone @KoguanLeo If he paid $3.5B for less than 1% of TSLA, he bought at a valuation of over $350B – meaning he *did not* “invest in the company”. He bought stock, for personal gain. Huge difference.
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@elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog So the Quad-Motor Cybertruck will be the Tesla Q? 🤭
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This! Never be afraid of making mistakes... they are part of the process.
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@alex_avoigt “Well, and software, of course. And safety … crap.”
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@ElSchumi @c_manzotti It didn’t start now; it ended in late ‘21. It has been standard since then.
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@realthoughtsfem Having few options can also mean having extremely high standards. That very few meet.
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@keith_dorschner @flcnhvy *popping. Poping is what popes do.
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@flcnhvy What are those?? All I can tell is that they’re not Model Y 🤔
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@TeslaCharging Forward parking… why?
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@davidasinclair Serotonin + oxytocin 🍹
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