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29 | shark girl | lore nerd | trans/lesbian* | crazy | MDNI | she/her | :3 pfp by the lovely @pachix2_corgi I love my wife...

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Joined December 2018
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"Sure your not traditionally cool, but you're goofy" -my wife, trying to compliment me
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@gemahtreeuhh You ever seen a newborn? They ain't the prettiest sight either
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@Is_Kyos in the embrace of messmer's flame
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@polypocketknife "The secret side of me, I never let you see", "I feel it deep within, its just beneath the skin" and "it wants my soul it wants my heart." Oh honey....
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@GreenTextRepost detected through aura
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@BitsHammer How is minecraft more parkour than menu?
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@AstridApollyon Just call him his first name from now on instead of dad see how he likes it
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@tylerduran21 @dingotoad the fact he keeps the frog head on sells it
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@Setzeri She had to think about it, "wait, is he my favourite child?? Yes, I think so."
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@DevotionOath Noble knight, thy pleading is frightening the womenfolk, prithee hast some dignity...
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@SHARKMODER "Methinks" pseudo-intellectualism, opinion rejected
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@All_Lee24 Miquella when he casts his other half away and is trying to remember why he's doing the thing he's doing
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@evileyeofchaos @OsakanOne @mweis200 @Scouter_612 @TheRedJoka @CerberusXt You played the one game in the franchise where the sluttiest little murder twink imaginable and a Brazilian samurai have sexual tension so thick you can cut it with a knife, and you think it doesn't have any gay themes. Sure buddy.
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@co1fee ahaha holy fuck I did not expect it to fucking explode like that
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@GRUGCEL '"Chungus is beefing with femtanyl" new baby gronk tier sentence', reports grug grugcel
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@girlcel_ Lmao of all the people to impersonate
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@terrafically no matter what hardships transition brings, it is a storm I shall weather. I'll never regret finally being myself.
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@osryr
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@BonGos__ "you know its funny, I found this here notebook, 'death note' it says, odd thing to write on it, but whats odder is whats written inside. The names of everyone we believe to be a victim of Kira, and then some. And one more thing... I found it in a hidden compartment of your desk"
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@osryr
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@DevotionOath How couldst thou proclaim such things about such an innocent and naive and pure being such as he? Gaze upon the way he looks up to you for love and guidance! And lo, gaze upon thineself, upon thine actions, thine proclamations, and see them for what they are. Very dishonourable.
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@moragearsolid Someone fucking check on me I'm about to fucking explode holy shit
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@osryr
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4 months
@Womenlover420 healers are service tops, dps are brat bottoms, and tanks are switches
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@osryr
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3 months
This is what I mean by "lesbian*"... it's like, yeah, 99.9% of the time its girls,but.........
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I don't think I'll ever get over the insane glow up Markiplier had
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@osryr
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Saw a comment on youtube that said shit like, "the reason transphobes call trans women perverts and worse is because women are so sexualized in modern society that they can't fathom anyone wanting to be a woman except for sexual gratification" and that's hits the nail on the head
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@DevotionOath 😳 f.. fifty you say... πŸ˜–
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3 months
You like to kiss girls don't you? Your a girl kisser aren't you? When I'm the only one you should be kissing. ME.
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@Notathyatall Ignore the comments telling you this isn't enough, it's entirely based on genetics and your own metabolism, when you get your levels checked in 3 months if you aren't at least half of what women typically are try to get more than double, doctors are kinda lazy and by the book so-
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@girlcel_ Great post faith, sorry to hear about the merger
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@girlcel_ Are... are you taking applications...
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2 months
@itssamanthaaaa_ "Adult human female" vs "no one knows I'm a transexual" would go so hard...
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@JoyMoone I want to say I can't believe it, but people are genuinely that stupid so I can actually believe it
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5 months
@airbagged Public figure finds out he's a public figure....
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@gemahtreeuhh I'm losing it, theres no way you fell for the door
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@girlcel_ Only faif girlcel could get cucked by a plushie
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@SHARKMODER Mopheaded??? You call that amazing hair mopheaded????????????
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@ahumblecabbage Idk why people can't believe trans people are the gender they identify with, like? This is guy is the primest of examples... like hello????
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@DevotionOath 😍 waow
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@DevotionOath Oh my.. and then what πŸ˜–
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@DevotionOath Knightmoding, armourmaxing, chivalry pilled....
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@DevotionOath Verily, thy devotion is strong, lest thou degrade thineself in this manner for the sake of another πŸ˜”
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@girlcel_ Great post faith, channel that lesbian yearning!
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@gemahtreeuhh Well not everyone is!
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@osryr
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@KFC_ES the fact they gave the giant colonel statue a skeleton inside
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3 months
@vegebatle Okay, everything else aside, that moustache goes fucking crazy, please tell me you also used to wear a cowboy hat with that
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@osryr
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@Khore_x @HalimedeMF Yeah like if I ask if you wanna touch em say yes! Touch them! Gasp in surprise when you realise just how big they actually are! I grew these! Touch them! Validate me!
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@Raven__621 I'm going to vote for midra, seems like he's got a real good head on his shoulders
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@badinfinity2 When I tried transistion like 8 or 9 years ago my doctor at the time jerked me around and lied but when I went to my new doctor this year she was instantly on board and behind me 100%. I went in expecting to get jerked around again and walked out with my hrt script
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@girldrawsghosts Idk why the article is talking about guns, as a Canadian even I know the first amendment is freedom of speech... the slogan is "speak you thirst, protect the first" like it's right there, and somehow the article couldn't figure it out...
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@IvyJinna Damn they really pulled the "twink who likes his brother a little too much raises him from the dead and fights while hanging from his shoulders and casts holy spells" twice huh
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@jessicobra yeah, I'm currently dreading when my workplace finds out :l
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@osryr
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@DestinyBulletn Izanagis burden in the corner...
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5 months
@SaferSchoolsCym @cassiemoans_ Listen, just cause you aren't having any doesn't mean it's a lie
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Blocked another one... Dmed me asking me to be his sugar baby, like buddy, guy, fuck no.
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Blocked another follower for being weird πŸ˜”
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@GoldenChaos Good morning!
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@girlcel_ brightneigh inflicted psychic damage
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@SHARKMODER Sis I'm going fucking feral over here
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@gregthesorcerer counterspell; mend buttcrack
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@thornhawthorne God I've seen what you've done for others πŸ™
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@girlcel_ It takes all my willpower to not send her a million good morning messages when I wake up πŸ˜” (Shes still asleep I don't wanna wake her up)
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@osryr
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@gregthesorcerer physically attacking the wizard and the camera man for a little whimsy, truly sickening
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@SHARKMODER What is it about not being a youngshit that prevents you from exploring the arts? Sure you might not have had your desired childhood, but who has honestly? I didn't transistion in my teens and beat myself with the "it's too late for me" hammer until I was 28. It's never too late.
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@girlcel_ Excellent post faith
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3 years
@grillbert @TheLifeOfMD_ @RhoFGC watch his rune counter in the corner
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@socalledcharlie Happy birthday!!!!!
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@JarJarMedia @Deficit_Hawk @ZullieTheWitch no like, they literally reskinned him, they put him in someone elses skin
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@osryr
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Cw; addiction Before I came out I was an alcoholic. I preferred the numbness it gave me to the wrongness I felt in my own body. People are always shocked when I tell them exactly how bad off I was. I would wake up finish the drink I left on my desk and pour another. 1/?
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@osryr
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Polyamory but it's two girls with dissociative identity disorder
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@osryr
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now, I don't mean to brag, but ya girl fucking fried the audio jack port on her switch, took it apart, and fixed the fucking thing herself.
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@SHARKMODER you're so pretty gosh
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@vegebatle No way, that's fucking crazy... Anyeay happy for you to have transitioned you seem way happier now!!!!
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@CerberusXt you can really tell some people never mature passed elementary school. "dudebros and 'alphas'" got a chuckle out of me tbh
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@DevotionOath ye, for thee and I are of two realms, for thou art a paladin, and I a monster... Thy holy light is too warm and wouldst cause me to melt away, nevertheless I support thine holy mission!
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@GlitchyBugbear @haligtreeOracle The blade even has the double helix shape! (Even if its curved)
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@SHARKMODER Thats okay, eventually you'll figure it out
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3 months
Being a small account is so great like: That post got over 10 likes??? Hell yeah dude the girls loved that one!
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@oncloud_e The electrical signals that make up your conciousness stop when your brain is atomized, and then a copy of you is built and their brain just starts a new conciousness from your memories and this copy thinks it is you but you stopped existing and this would be another you
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@Yona_Mlem Snackies
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@osryr
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3 months
@Cloudmoding @robin_glomps_u I started at 2 for the past 3 month and mine are actually really decent
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@osryr
Layla 🦈
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@2lippcolonthree @girlcel_ its an effigy of jess, an effijess if you would
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@osryr
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You had *x,y,z desirable male traits* why did you give it up!? Uh maybe those are traits I don't want? maybe those are traits I hate about myself? You ever think of that bozo?
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@jessicobra Isn't that just normal halimede though?
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@SHARKMODER And???? Is it not bountiful and gorgeous?????
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@osryr
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3 months
Would you girls be interested in a discord where we could hang out n play games n stuff..?
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@NoPoasting Well now you gotta tell them
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@DevotionOath O' noblest of paladins, wouldst thee lend me thine ear, perchance if one were to levy their artistic merits to draw forth a silly little guy, wouldst thou prefer a crucible knight or great helm paladin... nay perish the thought... lest..?
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@SHARKMODER It would make sense for him to use mohgs body yo cuz like we see the omens curse fades after death with morgott so mohg would have prime marika/godfrey DNA since godwyns body is currently *that*
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@SteadyBags @empyrealviolet Rykard committed the blasphemy solely to spite his dad and I'll take no criticism because I'm right.
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Want to cosplay a black knife assassin... oh to be a faceless murder woman....
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@SHARKMODER I don't really get what you mean by that, but I find that, as you age, you'll be able to look back at yourself and think, "man I didn't know shit" and "what was I thinking! I should've x!" And such thoughts just show that you've grown as a person...
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@THEGEEKSONIC66 @lyhe_ghiah And Pierre Tessier is french Thancred
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@SillyLumiGirl Because I take them on the daily πŸ˜”
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@gemahtreeuhh gosh how does ds2 still look so good
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@BowieTea Now I need that soyjack of the two guys pointing but its saint trina and the tarnished pointing at this thiollier
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