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William J

@oood

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29 year old poster still tweets the old fashion way (he/him)

New Braunfels, TX
Joined April 2009
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I'm a quake dad!
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@otter_weekend Horse Xmas to all who celebrate
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@JackdawJackal @FEMALE_BASTARD One parent always lies and one parent always tells the truth
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1 year
@skatie420 "Would you sleep with a hot girl for a quadrillion dollars??"
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1 year
@mrkocnnll Getting into polyamory to get maximum ROI from multiple wives.
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@whoreby_parker if they don't respond its cause you haven't yet crafted the perfect message!
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5 months
@mariokartdwi needs to be in a brown cardboard box with a big italian guy on the top
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4 months
@Idris_Elbow_ His own Mom dont even have his back
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5 months
@PunishedLobster Could a Droid post "happened to my buddy eric"?
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1 year
@kennedytcooper She deserved so much more than we gave her
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1 year
The real truth
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@okayfinepaloma They transcend time and space
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1 year
@motelsiren Sophie has good tipper energy
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2 years
@BlondeNerd I think this is good! The actress is doing a great job with delivery!
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1 year
@jaketropolis I feel this is a city planning issue, I wouldn't blame the train or the driver. That light is awful
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7 months
@halomancer1 He also spends all day trying to pass as american
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2 years
@EmmaChomsky Android women are valid!
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1 year
@TheSphereHunter @_Lomiz The sheer power of not wanting to lose to Wesker again
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1 year
@SkinnyTuna She got me cause she a little goofy
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3 months
@PaulTassi Drugs are worse than thinking LGBTQ people don't deserve to live, I guess???
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2 years
@DannyVegito Hopefully you rehearsed pitching to your friend
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2 years
@DannyVegito too small
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2 years
@ZeroSuitCamus He's a natural at it, hope he does more!
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2 years
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@ratlimit "My girlfriend, whom I can have many of"
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3 years
@luulubuu @NoContextSilent Just as toxic, but no pedophilia. Best of both worlds
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3 years
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9 months
@coolgoblinzone @saralynndraws Atomic bomb vs coughing baby energy
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5 months
@staxdeadempress gonna google ron desantis big naturals now
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7 months
@bartsimsonreal I'm afraid Tim Robinson thinks people can't carry dice
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2 years
@EuphoriTori Starting the process of changing my name to Pumpkin for next year
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1 year
@DangerBrooks It's the most stable industry that will ever exist
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5 years
@PrettyMuchIt Jacob: *Says anything at all* Eric:
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1 year
me & the girl I pulled with a genuine interest and love of the world
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1 year
@bacchusrights ok this came up on my for you page, and I felt compelled to help haha. Not my best work but hopefully it'll do 😂
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11 months
@michellexotter Every one of these is magic
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11 months
@DannyVegito Sex in Cloud City
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1 year
@dainserk It's really dismissive and is just highlighting the point of the comic even more
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2 years
@BoymoderPosting Passively force femmed
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3 years
@shaun_vids When you watch a movie you should get to own the characters.
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7 months
@tsve_ Tell Hunter i'm a big fan
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1 year
@PaulTassi The level of contextual knowledge you provide will likely be near impossible to replicate for a long time. Your experience with the topics you write about is just something an AI will never have. Being able to joke about Diablo 4 Sorc is just too contextual.
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8 months
@_hanatwothree I still can't believe my mom was researching spiders right before she died
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5 months
@JennyENicholson Ash begrudgingly admit his dad is pretty good at throwing pokeballs
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5 months
@bobvids It's crazy to be bad at all aspects of game design and business, like pick one to be bad at
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11 months
@DannyVegito I thought this was announcing a Mon Mothma series
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5 months
@Liv_Agar Putting on my Liv Agar glasses before I swipe (I have taped pictures of Liv Agar on the inside of the glasses).
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2 years
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3 years
@joshthegood @b0tster Daigoing someone's thread.
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1 year
@bloodberry_tart I would dare say it is a step below the average level of horny
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7 months
@jaketropolis Not even a HYS 😭
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6 months
@michellexotter Only one way to find out!
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1 year
@jaketropolis The road in front of my house is only a bit wider and is a 30 MPH! Makes me so mad.
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8 months
@DanGheesling @Northernlion I'm Sisyphus, you're the damn rock!
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1 year
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5 months
@michellexotter Something special about this one, can't tell though????
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6 months
@jbromovies This makes me feel the same way Mother! did
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5 months
@michellexotter Love the look!
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5 months
@staxdeadempress too late and now I hauve Covid
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6 months
@michellexotter Hi 👉👈
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5 months
@YammerPsaka @mariokartdwi preferably the illustration
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2 years
@F1NN5TER @meowriza Think it is spelled ouch
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10 months
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11 months
@justksshit Afraid grass might not be enough for you
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1 year
@RealMen04 1,000 years from now your bloodline will be ashamed of your words and deeds and your memory will be buried and forgotten.
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9 months
@The_sigma_fem A man who just wants a better healthcare system
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2 years
@staxdeadempress You've destroyed your root chakra, you're done 🤣
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1 year
@michellexotter That color looks great!
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6 months
@NorthernIion_LP Does libarian work for NL or does NL work for librarian???
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2 years
@JennyENicholson Solid bit from your subconscious
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10 months
@rebbford @moitoi Archaeologists in the future will finally get "they were best friends" right
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2 years
@coolmathgame_ My son, his vibe, its very bad
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1 year
@thornhawthorne Ask if the foundation is creepy or wet its wet
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6 months
@JennyENicholson The jacket is great for letting people know that domestic travel just isn't in the cards for you
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7 months
@michellexotter no(playing hard to get)
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5 years
@RequineGG @damehasclass How do you feel about "ghouls and goblins"
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1 year
@SandyFrizzle "Oh no everyone thinks my girlfriend is hot and sexy, I'm so sad"
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1 year
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1 year
@LiquidGoth Watch what you say to me or i'll refuse to raise the debt ceiling.
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1 year
@Northernlion All Costcos must contain at least 1 NL fan at a time, its a policy thing.
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2 years
@oncloud_e Directed horny posting was the only outcome, twitter knew what they were doing
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2 years
@postingtwink @wormsofbarlo Advanced chaser tactics
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2 years
@merrittk "We here at GORE DEATH SQUAD believe everyone should have the right to choose what happens to their body"
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2 years
@NotBrunoAgain I feel like I'm losing it, I didn't even once think about the UI/UX while playing. In my mind that means it is perfectly fine.
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4 years
@bobvids Dishonored 2 did it too, and I'm sure a bunch of other games have done it as well.
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1 year
@d199721 @NikatinePrime If that was bullying then what the large majority of trans people face almost every day is terrorism
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1 year
@halomancer1 How often do you get to use a missile though
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8 months
@SmallPutrk If there was a Skatsgård sister they would be unstoppable
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8 months
@halomancer1 Very liv agar of you
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7 months
@michellexotter Conventions are made to be broken
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8 months
@michellexotter I have to insist that you do in fact
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1 year
@michellexotter Turning heads I'm sure!
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5 years
@marysuewriter The real secret is how these thread are made once a month and always somehow hit front page. How many secrets can men and women collectively have left?!
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1 year
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2 years
@tahukann Suffering from success
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2 years
@saldirayogur @StungByIbe @kylesockwell Like Micheal Phelps is genetically all but a merman, but no one seems to think that is unfair.
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