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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

i'm sorry, i'm not a real person yet!

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

men inside reserved coaches becoming an increasingly common sight, esp yellow/blue line at rush hour. our options? get oogled at or molested on the unreserved ones, or get labelled a bitch for sternly asking men to leave

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

have u guys ever had a nice wholesome hang with a cool new eccentric friend much older and different than you, an unlikely friendship, they’re exactly kind of person you’d want to be/around, and walked home deeply sad wanting to kys??

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

pussy from a girl who's never gotten over anything

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

@raazgulla @crankybot_jpg you’re so real for saying this. it was funny but i’m starting to have a problem with the internet’s casual usage of “pick-me”. like folks slap it on any female behaviour that demands even an ounce of love & respect 👁👄👁

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

listen baby u gotta dilly dally and be silly like it’s ur birthright

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

having sex could be so easy. everyone does it?? but i have to make it a weird deadlocked thing

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

planning to cut off all the people i love if i’m not as successful as them in some years

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

if i’m not useful, am i even lovable?

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

i always feel so weird and shocked when i hear the question "are you a feminist?" because it's way of living for me, it's such a given that my response is "wait you all aren't?"

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

I would like to tell everyone that I have received the first penny I earned to my name. I love everyone. I wish I could send you all cash like a little old granny

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

people who dont like ur stories hate you btw

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

oh god forbid if a person talks about their fav failed talking stage

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

shawty no longer a melody in my head

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

im like if a girl was extremely sexually frustated

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

im just a girl standing in front of her brother’s closet asking him if she can wear his cool tee

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

scary realisation that my parents and all family adults around me actually know nothing about the world or how to make a life. they’ve just faced one unsolicited/uncalled for struggle after other and called it living

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

@kaunlennon it’s so accurate it’s like i’ve never seen akshaye khanna do anything else

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

was mean to my mom im gonna go kms

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

workplace se aise tweet karo chaar aadmi sochein saala karti kya hai

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

i’m like if a godless woman was also godfearing

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@onlydumbjuice

10 months

so embarrassing to send ur wrapped to the man u like like haha hello here are some songs that intensified my longing for u like a little bitch

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

when frank o'hara said, "I miss you always when I go to the beach the sand is wet with tears that seem mine although I never weep and hold you in my heart with a very real humor you'd be proud of."

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

so much media romanticising big cities when it actually feels terribly lonely isolating overwhelming to realise life’s so fast and big and you are tiny and a nobody

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

there comes a point in your friendship with a man when he just starts showing you WWE videos

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

unrestricted access to tweeting is a dangerous thing for a frustated girl visiting her patriarchal family like me to have

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

someone please say these are ur friends or acquaintances right now im dying

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

abhishek bacchan kitna vella hai mujhe reply kar raha hai

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

lonerposting but i really yearn for a wholesome friend group i want to feel loved, safe, and secure

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

floored, endeared

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1 year

I don’t deserve my friends…. Thank u all for loving me …. And caring…. U r the reason I’m alive

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

James from Derry Girls is proof that being a "girl" is not a gender thing, it's about a vibe.

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@onlydumbjuice

10 months

realising you’re no longer angry at/about ur failed talking stage… liberating

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

@OfficialDMRC

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

i’m like if a girl couldn’t help but behave like her dad despite trying otherwise

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

@sanriocrush real, i did that too! i dont want gossip, just wanna know if they doing ok

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

honestly people with periods don't tweet about their agony enough

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@onlydumbjuice

4 years

i cannot believe i used to press 7 four times to type an “S” and now it takes me 3-4 business days to reply with something mildly interesting

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

dudes be like "my love language is words of affirmation🥺" and then proceed to be bullies straight up

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

drinking coffee isn’t enough, i need to inject it into my eyeballs

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@onlydumbjuice

10 months

problem with liking smart people is that they are smarter than you

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

please kill me i cant do it myself please please i cant keep trading the currency of money with the currency of peace or mental health please the small things get to me i want it all or i want nothing i dont want a compromise of a life please its not an unreasonable request

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

like how to be stricter with yourself while being extremely radically kind

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

listen this would do wonders for me

Gayest Tone

@gayest_tone

1 year

Praise kinks are so funny, like some people get off to getting vacuum sealed like a frozen steak but you get off to a dude saying “good job” as you fuck him?

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

had a lovely dream today morn about two estranged best friends from school. i hung out w one of them, it felt calm and reconciliatory. miss her, miss them. sucks that the past & my memory is the only place our friendship could survive in.

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

date night

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

when ovulation week is over but now you gotta walk that walk 😭

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

man i miss my friends and it SUCKS they dont miss me back and there’s little chemistry on most days

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

thinking a lot about my place in the world, my people, my values bc of new job/internship

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

i know pune is a big city but andhadhund had me crying screaming pointing at the cinema screen every time i recognised a landmark. like truly lorde’s “we live in cities you’ll never see on screen” moment

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@avidamit

2 years

everyday i pass the khadki underpass and get reminded of andhadhun

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

letting my inferiority complex duke it out with my friends today it’s been a while

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

finally coming around to accept that i may have been super depressed, anxious, fearful this time last year

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

this fella literally in the car watching youtube

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

damn dude my brother's prep looks nothing like this im concerned for the guy

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

i’m like if a girl could never buy clothes in the right size despite living in her body for more than 20 years

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

independent and self-reliant? you mean has trouble setting boundaries, and asking for what they need & want???

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

it be ya own close friends that dont like ur tweet or heart ur stories

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

i hate the “trust no one, mingle with everyone” vibe of this and every workplace ever

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

damn dude my brother's prep looks nothing like this im concerned for the guy

Mannya💌

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2 years

I have never studied this much English

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@onlydumbjuice

10 months

the way life has found me a new person to text and get attached to – not even romantically – for every season of 2023

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

does anyone remember this i was obsessed

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

the first rule of waking up in the morning at a sleepover is to leave before you say smth weird

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

helpp my teeth are yellow and i didn’t have enough time to blend my sunblock i look like edward cullen

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

why are we here? just to suffer? everyday i put on my makeup and then take it off

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

dick move but what if i stopped being nice to my depressed friend and straight up told them to get their shit together a bit bc life’s actually quite wonderful and they need to see that

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

Girls when they’ve overriden and overwritten every memory tape but they’re still haunted by the ghost of the ghosts of what once was and what never will be

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

bestie nooo i liked you

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

Similarly, bottom allegations on me are just folks jealous that i am treated as a pillow princess

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@onlydumbjuice

10 months

love my tits when im on my period just want someone to put they face in them

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

marking my territory by leaving the wittiest thirstiest funniest comments on my friend’s pics

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

im an hour late to work and my fav tiffin (sabudana) spilt in my bag

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

propped this up on pavement beside a bush by gate - 5 sector C-9 vasant kunj bc i couldn’t figure out if it was lost or discarded

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

why do my sex fail tweets get most attention on twt

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

i have the biggest crush on our trainer for such specific reasons i feel so 🥰 when she takes a session

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

a versatile pair of pants will have a bitch feeling so dignified and in control of her life like

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

hello 3 people who like my tweets regularly You are invited to my didi’s wedding

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

roz roz ka hai btw itna gussa aata hai yeh dekh ke mann bhi nahi karta kuch bolney ka New Delhi se Rajiv Chowk jaati hoon ek stop ke liye kya bolun bsdk sab ke sab

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

men inside reserved coaches becoming an increasingly common sight, esp yellow/blue line at rush hour. our options? get oogled at or molested on the unreserved ones, or get labelled a bitch for sternly asking men to leave

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

all hot people have an unfinished 4+ season show that they haven’t touched in six months

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

sitting in blue tokai ❤️ with my mom ❤️ drinking coffee eating salad ❤️ yassification successful ❤️ purpose of education fulfilled ❤️

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

it makes no sense to me as to why you wouldn’t like ur own posts

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

transitioned from jobless monday era to working for the knife era

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

girl forced to spend to one waking moment without listening to music, 7 dead 19 injured

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

no but i’d forgotten how funny A was and how beautiful and perfect and awesome and talented she is and how naturally comfortable i am in her company, and i didn’t know how much i’d missed S until i saw him and it was incredibly awkward and instantly sad, and how i actually felt

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

the trauma does not end with me im passing it on

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@onlydumbjuice

4 years

what do the 3 people who like my tweets want for Christmas

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

this lucille clifton poem i sent to my loved ones on nye that i really need to be read aloud to me as a grounding affirmation today

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

feeling sorry for the sinful man who was reincarnated as the replay button on mitski's townie cos boy did i murder that shit today

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

my style can be best described as pikucore

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@onlydumbjuice

10 months

dream blunt rotation all my talking stages’ sisters

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

the sixth love language is wrestling

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

it’s ok if you made a mistake. a big one. an expensive one. an irrevocable one. you did so well with what little information you had at the time. it’s ok. life’s kind and forgiving and open.

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

mans located everyone‼️ now i need the girlie to beat him up. honestly every guy making music should be flogged and stoned publicly regularly

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@Ksarmusic

2 years

@onlydumbjuice Yoo this is me I was coming back from her bday party and dropped it 😭😭 don’t let her find out she’ll kill me and we good she my sister do you still have it by chance?? 😭

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

i could be the person showing my s/o a youtube video but i am mortified at the idea of someone looking at my yt homepage, like that's soo personal

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

literally what is stopping me from getting a buzzcut and dying my hair lilac n blonde i do not understand

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

sleepover with a man can go two ways either they get too silly or they almost make you join a cult

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@onlydumbjuice

11 months

i did what i could everyday of my life

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@onlydumbjuice

1 year

one singular glass of wine and i’ve pooped twice in 6 hours 🤠

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

he was based she was cringe can i make it any more obvious

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

like i'll be wrong sometimes, i'll fuck up in practice, or be confused and conflicted, but i'll always want to move towards feminism no matter how complex it gets

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@onlydumbjuice

4 years

@ninad__berry10 Only way these are sheet masks Ninad is when a woman sits on your face.

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

ok that’s why being in your twenties feels like you’ve just gained consciousness

✨️Hal Solo✨️

@HalleHeichou

2 years

"30 is so old" you've only been here for 3 decades. In two of them, you weren't able to drink, rent a car, or be responsible for yourself. Please wake up. 😩 you are a FRESH flower in the garden of life.

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@onlydumbjuice

2 years

remember when we were driving, driving in your car, speed so fast felt like i was drunk, city lights lay out before us, and your arm felt nice wrapped nice round my shoulder, and iiii-i had a feeling that i belonged, that i could be someone, be someone

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