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0% Vaxed, 100% American. In Trump I Trust. 1 & 2A believer. Chicago Sports (except the team up North) and soon to be retired LEO. 47 a convicted Felon. I’m In!

Joined September 2011
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@TheWeirdWorld I was a little skeptic of this until I tried it.
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@JimCarrey Think Bob would find this funny
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@TheMMABible This video is perfect from all angles! 1. The child refusing to quit 2. The instructor continues teaching 3. The team cheering him on 4. The celebration at the end as a team
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5 years
@OverheardOnDuty Also at a minor fender bender: 🧔🏻 this isn’t my fault 👮🏻‍♂️ sir, you turned left in front of that on coming car 🧔🏻 well that car was going too fast, maybe speeding 👮🏻‍♂️ sir, why would you turn left in front of a speeding car? 🧔🏻 .... 👮🏻‍♂️ here’s your ticket, sign here press hard.
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5 years
@BetteMidler Do you promise to move to Canada (again) when #trump2020 wins?
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@SpoonOfZeke Can’t talk about hitters without this guy.
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9 months
Who’s with me on this?
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8 months
@JkRolltide50 Clubber all day, he was able to beat Rocky once. Ivan never did.
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9 months
Who agrees?
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9 months
When all these ridiculous charges get tossed…… am I right or am I right?
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4 years
@briandanuff My current status while reading this tweet.
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9 months
It’s the small things in life I get a kick outta.
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5 years
@MarkDice Do I get “reparations” since I already paid my student loans back like an adult after I got a job after college?
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6 years
At least the early to mid 90’s. Not that late 90’s junk #The90sInAGif
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6 months
40 years ago today a brain, an athlete, a princess, a basket case and a criminal all spent an exciting Saturday morning together.
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5 years
@Education4Libs This threat from a man who is only relevant because of the people who go see his movies. His welfare is based on movie goers, my welfare is not based on anything he does. TRUMP SUPPORTERS FOR THE WIN!
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5 years
25 years and 17 years ago respectively, we lost two amazing voices and the faces of their music. Both had their demons. A dark day in music history @101WKQX @laurenoneil #KurtCobain #LayneStaley
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9 months
Thanks Gov but we don’t need anymore proof a government agency can’t count. #writesitself
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Governor JB Pritzker
9 months
The 2020 Census officially omitted over 45,000 residents of our state. I'm pleased the Census Bureau approved the correction for future estimates, bringing in millions in additional fed funding. In fact, we've gained population in the prior decade contrary to reported declines.
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@joe_manniello Darrell Hammonds Bill Clinton gets him at least to round two. My vote for best “presidential” character.
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@FunMovieTVFan @BracketeersThe Give me a minute, I’m thinking.
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6 years
@YupThatExist @ClassicPict Purple first. Then go back in time whenever you want to and drink the others.
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2 years
@Super70sSports Ask and you shall receive.
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@randyjcruz My answer. If you get the reference we can be friends.
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@FilmsQuirky @FunMovieTVFan Nightmare on Elm Street.
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8 months
My predictions for the rest of the playoffs: Niners over Packers Lions over Bucs Bills over Chiefs Texans over Ravens Niners over Lions Bills over Texans Bills over the Niners in the Super Bowl Josh Allen as Super Bowl MVP
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8 months
Stub my pinkie toe on every piece of furniture in my house….
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I’d rather __________ than watch the Grammys!!
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9 months
I never really liked these polls because all the choices were good, but this one seems like a “no brainer”.
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2 years
@RushmoreLists Mr. Burns Gargamel Skeletor The Shredder
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8 months
What will be the most exciting part of the Super Bowl? 1. 49ers win? 2. Chiefs win? 3. Deadpool 3 trailer? ✅
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6 months
I’m just gonna leave this here for yall to enjoy today. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day
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5 months
Leave it to X to have Ron Burgundy trending because Dementia Joe can’t remember how to read a teleprompter.
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2 years
@RushmoreLists Saw this “Mount Rushmore” question and immediately thought of this meme…….
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3 years
@CNN Chicago - one of the toughest cities on gun laws and well….. kinda gotta ask about that.
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2 years
@batflashdesign YOU WIN FOR TODAY! This is perfect
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7 months
Oh boy…… here we go again.
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🔥⭐️Edwin⭐️🔥
7 months
Democrat Rep. Dan Goldman claims, "It now appears as if the House Republican majority is being used by Russia to interfere in the 2024 election." 🤷‍♂️
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5 years
@BetteMidler Alright, Canada is spoken for! Any other country willing to except these democrats.
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2 years
@RushmoreLists The “with no people” was a nice touch. Made this a little more difficult. 1. Led Zeppelin 2. License to Ill 3. The Wall 4. The Black Album
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5 years
@TheOnion Is the stamp a scratch and sniff tho?
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5 years
Everlong - Foo Fighters.
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Lets make the best playlist ever. RT this and add one song that everyone should be listening to. - @manchild1077 #ILikeMusicULikeMusic
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1 year
@CNN I’ll save everyone the read. It’s Wonder Woman.
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@FunMovieTVFan Wayne and Garth are more iconic but I gotta go with Jay and Silent Bob.
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2 years
@RushmoreLists Henry Hill Doc Holiday Rick Blaine Tony Montana
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Cmon now. No way this happened. Did it? Not that I don’t believe it could but that he’s senile to the extant of reading the part that is not supposed to be read.
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Kaecey🇺🇸
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"Four more years? Pause?" - Biden
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It’s time to get rid of the sewage! Who agrees?
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2 years
@RushmoreLists - Grease - Big Fish - Zombieland - Fear (Rollercoaster Scene) If ya know, ya know.
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3 years
@joe_manniello Fun fact about this movie: Spacey’s name was never disclosed prior to the movie release. His name was left off movie posters and the opening credits to add to the twist at the end.
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9 months
@SpoonOfZeke The ending to this Super Bowl. 15 seconds in and I thought it was in the bag.
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3 years
@joe_manniello This is the match up that hurts the most. They were both very funny with very memorable characters. But when the dust settles, we all remember who lives in a van down by the river.
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2 years
@RushmoreLists Good list, may I counter with The Other Guys Bad Boys Seven Training Day
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5 years
@CNN Maybe they should stop migrating!!!! #justsaying .
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4 years
@Hardy_SXM @SXMTurbo @sxmLithium Hands down most underrated.
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9 months
This play alone is why Chicago needs to keep JF1. #BearDown
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YOOOOO HOW TFFFFFF???!!!!!
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Democrats can’t win without cheating
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Democrats can't win without cheating.
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7 years
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss a major award. #AChristmasStoryLive
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2 years
@popsofone @Super70sSports 1000% I can see that it’s “UBU” but I will always hear “boo-boo”
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@joe_manniello Don’t wanna say I’m VIP but...
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7 months
This would’ve been better. #45 #MAGA
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Jack Poso 🇺🇸
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President Trump waving at illegals trying to sneak into the US as soldiers stand ready Hang this in the Louvre
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@joe_manniello for those of us playing along at home…..
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2 years
@RushmoreLists - The Peach Pit - Big Kahuna Burger (I hear it a “Tasty” Burger) - Jack Rabbit Slims ( Great Milkshakes) - Los Pollos Hermanos) ( Wonderful Management)
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@joe_manniello Lend us your match-ups then We’ll send you a vote We will try not to argue out of key,
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7 months
I wish this read “Under United States Law….” Thank You Texas.
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Morbid Knowledge
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In 2012, a Texas father caught his ranch hand, Jesus Mora Flores, molesting his 5-year-old daughter in a secluded barn. Using only his bare hands, the father beat his daughter’s abuser to death, then called emergency services. Under Texas law, the father was innocent and faced no
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@Super70sSports Heath Ledger was amazing in Dark Knight but Cesar Romero is iconic.
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ALL POLITICS ASIDE!!!! Just for a little fun today, who is your favorite fictional President? TV Show, Movie, Whatever. I’ll start. President Thomas J. Whitmore
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6 years
@randyjcruz Winner winner chicken dinner!!!! Thanks @randyjcruz for the bracket that was fun!
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2 years
@RushmoreLists Yes let’s go with - Larry Dallas (Three’s Company) - Glen Quagmire (Family Guy) - Joey Tribbiani (Friends) - Sam Malone (Cheers)
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9 years
Alright where do I get that version of Blackbird!!!! I want it now. @FooFightersDave @Stabwalt @laurenoneil @Q101Chicago
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2 years
@joe_manniello The final bar scene during the credits in Great Outdoors. A quick smirk from John Candy while Dan Aykrord dances. John Candy could say so much but saying nothing.
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5 years
@Ky1eLong How is this cringe worthy?
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This is why I am atheist. I haven’t spent 23 years of my life in a profession to be depicted like this.
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@Gruntstyle I might have an addiction. Keep up the the high quality work and thank you for the LEO support.
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9 months
What if the Chicago Bears won the coin flip for Terry Bradshaw?
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Zeke’s Spoon
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What is the biggest “what if” in NFL history?
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1 year
@RushmoreLists White Christmas - Bing Crosby White Wedding - Billy Idol Nights in White Satin - Moody Blues White Room - Cream
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3 years
@joe_manniello “Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash”
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@FunMovieTVFan I think I’ve seen it, but I can’t remember.
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@DougCarlin2006 @FunMovieTVFan To all those who say The Shield.
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@CultureCrave Castle looking at all the “Wick” reply’s. 💀
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@bluelivesmtr “Nobody important was injured in the incident”. That’s the best line I have ever read, in a news article.
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2 years
@joe_manniello That thing you do….. is vote for Goodfellas.
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@RushmoreLists World War Z Contagion I am Legend Zombieland
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8 months
That’s the best first step for next season. Now trade away #1 and build around #JF1 🐻 ⬇️
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Bears Nation
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BREAKING: The #Bears have fired OC Luke Getsy and members of his staff, per @RapSheet
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@sutterink I’ll walk out the front door on my own before I'll let someone push me out the back! - Vic Mackey
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5 years
@chelseahandler Break-in happened prior to, however how would this be any different than people being harassed for wearing MAGA hats?
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2 years
@FunMovieTVFan The only correct answer is 4,5 and 6.
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@DrunkRyanPoles @ChicagoBears JF1 QB1 H1M bringing back the high top. It all went to poop with the braids.
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2 years
@joe_manniello No Rain has to be top 5 iconic videos from the 90’s. Any Gen Xer knows the dancing bee. Shady had a good video but not iconic.
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6 years
@joe_manniello @ThatEricAlper You sir, just won Twitter.
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@RushmoreLists @Super70sSports Ruth & Gehrig Jordan & Pippen Montana & Rice Mantle & Maris
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8 months
Best advice I’ve heard all off season so far. Preach!
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Bryan Perez
8 months
I trust Ryan Poles. I trust he will make the best decision for the #Bears , even if it doesn’t match what I want them to do. If he thinks trading the first pick is the way to go, let’s roll. If he keeps it, let’s roll. Bear Down.
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E.T. - The Extra Testicle #FilmsAboutTheBody
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4 years
@NFLonFOX @steelers These comments are all spot on. Why is FoxNFL separating HC wins by race? Isn’t that the exact thing this league is trying to end. #NFLfail .
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