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Developer by day, shitposter by night, all day.

Washington, DC
Joined January 2016
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@TaylorJohn41431 Doing all that to an untrained drunk old man is an unnecessary lawsuit nobody wants Would’ve taken a boxer a quick 1-2 and a walk-off before anyone even knows you’re there
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@fitepage Kids in the right bruh Mom shouldn’t be out there hoeing
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@INSANECLIPS26 how tf he do a front flip and a backflip at the same time ?? 💀💀
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@onelcruz66
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1 year
@crazyclips_ Normalize smacking your kids when they act up like this. Also normalize cancelling people that think that hard discipline is the same as child abuse. Our youth needs more self control NOT more “it’s ok, let it all out”.
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@NoContextHumans Bro they have their own love story going on rn and gf just the side
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@RestrictedVids Bro I thought this was an episode of iCarly for a sec Asian Gibby 💀
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@realpeteyb123 They’re all traumatized to some degree. Leaving them alone with kids is like having a cat look after your goldfish while you’re gone.
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@TSFights Bruh they both don’t know how to drive
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@Globalfights_ I liked the Micheal Jackson heeheee kick
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@onelcruz66
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10 months
@TateTheTalisman @CensoredMen Dude is saying, “No thanks, I’m gay” without even saying it.
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@RaceplayShawty That spanish wolf dude was a top tier menace
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@onelcruz66
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1 year
@TateTheTalisman @ms_kaffeinated Girl wants to mate with a Yugioh card 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@onelcruz66
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1 year
@kick_clips Think I’m done watching these shenanigans. Call me when Fousy returns and saves Neon.
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@FadeAwayMedia Roman to me is like a cross between the Undertaker and the Rock Even Paul Heyman following him around reminds me of Paul Bearer This is coming from a former fan who’s just getting back into watching wrestling
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@onelcruz66
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9 months
@NoCapFights Guys only split 50/50 when they’re not interested in the second date w/ you.
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@Wild_XW If Daisy Duck was a person
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@jakeshieldsajj No one came for homie
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@gabrielledrolet If this dude was a dog
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@xavierjp__ Biggest problem with these new age American “patriots” is that they worship a football team more than God.
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@unplugfitX Man all of this based knowledge shows up right after I made all of the simp mistakes. Would’ve been great if I had this 8 years ago 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@Axelrodz8 @TaylorJohn41431 I get that, and I celebrate that dude successfully defended himself with no injuries However, still think it could’ve gone smoother and likely avoided the legal altogether if he just two pieced him and walked off
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@IncelsCo She’s talked to men with heights ranging from 5’4-6’2 🤨 5’4, 5’5, 5’6, 5’7… yeah that’s a body count of 10 at least
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@vaultsclips Know bro was hurting after she said eww 😷
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@ItsLenDaddy TikTok brains Attention span can’t handle more than 10 seconds
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@onelcruz66
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9 months
@PookiesParadise As a guy thats been pepper sprayed before, I feel bad for them. But bro still gets the achievement bonus for dropping two birds with one burst 🏆
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@Jeff_Ace4Ace Didn’t know what an afro latino was until I came to America Thought we was all the same shit
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@Rothmus Man I never stopped. Just replaced the “F” for “Ph” to sound fancy.
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@onelcruz66
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1 year
@mainmajin Don’t think any of that domain stuff applies to Toji. Dude just smoked a roided octopus in a guaranteed hit domain. Yeah maybe Jogo can burn his flesh, but it’ll be while Toji is making a spirit kabob out of him.
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@MmaUnderdogs He even said, “wut” afterwards and immediately changed the subject 💀 Thought no one would notice
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@obiwanKEN_ Literally Drake’s dad but they managed to get rid of him but keep Drake for the ghey man
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@CualquieraOnvre Por algo Putin los clasifica como grupo extremista Este tipo de grupo confunde a la juventud y destruye sociedades tradicionales
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@schizohustler Men have gone from fighting wars to being spoiled poodles 🐩
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@LynkLuv @atensnut Crazy how the far left saying, “Thats just Joe 😂 Loves trolling MAGA” Bruh I don’t think he trolling who ya’ll think. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@shavkatchamp3 Yoooo 💀
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@onelcruz66
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9 months
@real_lord_miles Bro I found your long lost latino cousin Cosculluela.
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@onelcruz66
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10 months
@YourRAGEz Unfortunately, all we Christians can do about this is to love our enemies and pray for them (Matthew 5:44). Lil Nas is playing with fire though, you can still beat someones ass out of love. Just look at some of these UFC fights (e.g. Wonderboy vs. Anyone)
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@reecethebrah Converting a jewish woman to Christianity is high T and well looked at in the eyes of our Lord St Paul also touched on this
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@onelcruz66
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9 months
@dohertyjackk Lemme guess, you gave him $100k, 2 bitches, and now you’re best friends.
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@WomenBeingAwful 🚨ATTENTION GENTLEMEN🚨 DO NOT EVER SHOW VULNERABLE EMOTIONS TO WOMEN I’ve tested this multiple times and they lose respect for you if you expose urself as too vulnerable Emotionless killer attitude should be ur default AT ALL TIMES Thank me later
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@onelcruz66
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9 months
@Rackedupsb Somali Stewie Griffin
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@don_samraz Joo conspiracies and boxing 🥊 Two of my favorite twitter genres in one post W take sir 🫡
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@CaudilloNuclear The fact she knows dudes with yachts tell me everything I need to know about this girl She for the country club bro
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@onelcruz66
Onel
6 months
@KatKanada_TM @imbrettcooper Unrelated but she looks like the female version of Ben Shapiro. Anyways… I do agree that Fresh&Fit has pivoted into a blame everything on women business model. They forget that all of these broken women have the same thing in common. A man that failed them 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@onelcruz66
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9 months
@TateTheTalisman @WallStreetSilv People who haven’t eaten rabbit don’t know what they’re missing. There’s a reason Elmer Fudd puts himself through so much hardship.
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@lyloraa Us Puerto Ricans and Dominicans def have the worst accents We still the coolest latinos to hang out with though🤷🏻‍♂️
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
Capitalizing on the N word is wild 🤣
@JohnBummit
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thank you for the two grams of blow. You're all my niggas 🙏🏻♥️
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
Captain Alvida finally settled down
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@blondedmma Lost it after the Max Holloway fight MMA is all about aura Lose that you lose the fight Might just get submitted by Ortega now
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
First celebrity commented on my quote 🙏 Finally moving up on Twitter 🤌
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@onelcruz66 fr, nigga
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@MrOverpaid Something about a man trying to look cute on tiktok just screams ghey or simp Def one of them looksmaxing prima donnas
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@onelcruz66
Onel
7 months
@berkanxk11 Dudes I know managed to get this with 10/10 baddies straight outta high school Least ambitious dudes you’ll ever meet Mfers beat the game early Lesson in there
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@JoshiEnjoyerTBJ Reminds me of Peter Griffin wearing the spidey suit
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@Rich_Cooper Its always an Air Force bro Always got it sweet
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@creepydotorg Emergency rooms in India going to have a run for their money
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@onelcruz66
Onel
8 months
@tbcashflow You forgot the crypto guys not needing furniture 💀
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@isabellamoody_ Women lose attraction when they don’t feel like they can lose their husbands This is why they get so complacent immediately after getting the 💍
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@RayJack97010720 Cruz 5’4 fighting at 140 Dude must have some crazy power to compete in that division
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@KilUrselfMyMan @TaylorJohn41431 Yeah guess you’re right Always the risk of loss of life or limb in a street fight though Just feel like bro put himself in more danger than what was necessary U don’t know if drunkie had friends that would turn this into a soccer match with your head
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@kirawontmiss Nah man, she gotta get past Margot Robbie first
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@onelcruz66
Onel
6 months
@unplugfitX Dems capitalize on women’s emotions and short attention spans Women truly just want gossip, attention, and pampering Very few have the time or ability to care about politics Majority will just follow whatever the hive mind decides and continue scrolling through TikTok
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@onelcruz66
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10 months
@varshadr1234 Silicon Valley is pretty funny. Like to see myself as Gilfoyle when I’m probably more like Big Head lol You’ll know what I’m talking about once you binge it 🤣
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@HDoumergumedov His winning aura left him after that Holloway fight Bro ducking hard
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@jakeshieldsajj @elon Ben after deplatforming Nick: Facts don’t care about Goys
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@KollegeKidd Celebrities shouldn’t be making themselves so accessible to peasants They’ll bring you down to their level
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@stairwayto3dom @NUMBKL Shame Christians or Muslims never got to them Would probably be a decent place if it had
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@MrOverpaid @stevewilldoit Yeah Steve wont do that
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@EJaquez82 @TaylorJohn41431 Guess I didn’t think of that Well at least drunkie only got away with stitches and a popped arm Could’ve been worse Just hope the law doesn’t fuck mma dude over
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@onelcruz66
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9 months
@rodriguezjorgel No me sorprendería ver a los padres de mi generación aceptando esto como el nuevo normal. Triste es que muchas veces terminan siendo pedofilos.
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@dontrece_hd With those looks its prolly not easy to pull off either Most successful females in real estate are the hotties that give away coochie for leads She operating on pure charisma and grit Not an easy feat Few will understand
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@ComeOnManPOD All women are mid if u get em on the right angle 📐
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@pingpongpikaboo @Axelrodz8 @TaylorJohn41431 Yeah suppose you’re right Guess in this scenario that drunk dude seemed too out of it to me Think a 1-2 would’ve been more than enough for him but maybe not on someone more capable In which case mma will give you more tools to work with
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@SkeletorMaxims Bro ain’t a bad boy no more. Simp boy now😭😭
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@onelcruz66
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9 months
@real_lord_miles Almost spit my coffee when I read, “Don’t even get me started on drunk driving” 🤣🤣
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@Cobratate Everyone saying King David def ChatGPT’d it
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@onelcruz66
Onel
1 year
@JordanParodyson Its funny how I’m reading this with the real Jordan Peterson voice in my head. Makes it ten times more hilarious 🤣
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@AlexTheMarshal @Cobratate Bro wtf Shapiro in this 🤣🤣?? Its like he snuck in with Elon or he came in from the tunnels 😭
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@onelcruz66
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9 months
@kelbels_ @NoCapFights Its kind to offer but guys truly interested in you would decline that offer Guys usually split the bill when they know they don’t want that second date or if they feel like they’re being friend zoned.
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@generationmss Oof this is highly based content right here.
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@Gentilenewsnet @Babyfacedseeker Very interesting take Too bad its coming from a [Redacted]
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@stillgray Once they cut and dye their hair like that its over Next comes the nose ring Smart dudes leave before the nose ring Few will understand
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
Might as well cut his own balls off His highness Duke of Soy
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No pussy on earth this good I’m calling him Prince Larry from now on
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@Rich_Cooper Justin Trudeau is the greatest thing to ever happen to Canada Replace maple🇨🇦 for rainbow🏳️‍🌈
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@onelcruz66
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10 months
@wtravishubbard Will be using WordPress for the first time to build my current clients landing page. Last project took me two weeks to deliver. Wasted time figuring Django out and running into all kinds of problems trying to deploy. Speed is all I’m after this year. 🏎️💨
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@onelcruz66
Onel
9 months
Don’t mind if I do. About time I started my villain arc
@thebeautyofsaas
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9 months
The Ultimate Villan playlist is full of classical bangers Carmina Burana O Fortuna Dies Irae Slavonic March Tale of Tsar Saltan Valse Sentimentale Nisi Dominus Ride Of The Valkyries Danse Macabre The Four Seasons Piano Concerto No1 Everyone should explore this music Underrated
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@pierre_koutani Odd that he got stabbed, considering he’s been the one preaching against vaccine mandates and covid restrictions. 🤔 Anyways..viewership just increased by 200% Feeling very bullish on this next holy crusade
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@onelcruz66
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10 months
@CityCoderUS You get the procrastinators here. Real ones are on stack overflow answering questions right now 👨🏻‍💻
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@ArcaneHolistics Man I know Logan a slave to the Matrix and all but he growing on me. Dillon trolling his fiancé, him defending her honor (the amount of pressure he must’ve been under), still able to keep his business alive, pro-wrestling, podcasts, etc. Bro deserves some credit and at least
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@Playboysparadox @pearlythingz “Women are barely sentient” is the 2024 version of “dumb ass hoe” I like it 🤜🤛
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@onelcruz66
Onel
10 months
@Cobratate Namedropping would be so much better. Think we can all assume its a big number.
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@Cobratate Want him to do hispanics next, this shit too funny 🤣
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@onelcruz66
Onel
7 months
In other words Satan don’t give a fuck bout the NPCs Lesson in there
@pierre_koutani
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If you don’t struggle with temptation Satan isn’t worried about you You’re a non-threat Hard pill to swallow
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@onelcruz66
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7 months
@SaneGuyTakes Ngl bro looks like a geek Here’s my take: • Erase her from all social media • Get your ass in the gym • Take @SabreSupps • Go to a REAL barber 💈 • Hire a photographer 📸 • Post good pictures of you on IG • Replace her Easy as
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@LynkLuv No way someone can be that smart and funny at the same time
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@cecilylynn_ Depends on the mileage
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@onelcruz66
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9 months
@thebeautyofsaas Hate when tech bros be like “just find a database, put a GUI on it, add Stripe and BOOM you got yourself a product”. Sounds easy enough, until you start thinking about what problem you’re even solving and who the target market is.
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@onelcruz66
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8 months
@TheDrunkJake Can dudes marry into the narco throne? (Asking for a friend)
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@WillAttract Yes and No. Takes a while to get past all the negative aspects of red pilling But certainly better than the default programming
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@onelcruz66
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6 months
@closingUSD Some have the gall to rip on Texans for wearing cowboy shit 🤦🏻‍♂️ Bruh these dudes are total Chads
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@onelcruz66
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9 months
@kelbels_ @DailyLoud Guy just stood there smiling after being violated by her “friend” Bro deserves the friend zone fr
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