Colin Noble @oncewassven Twitter profile

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Colin Noble

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5 months

Mel Stride has just said that people on PIP can get £1000s a month. This is a lie - maximum full PIP payment is currently £184.30/week which includes mobility allowance #bbcbreakfast

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@GuyJBaldwin I mean, I'm not a tattoo fan but this seems a little excessive

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@bbclaurak Jenrick - no action, Cummings - no action, Inconvenient scientist - sacked. Over 9000 plebs - fined and given criminal records. Stinks.

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@MichaelRosenYes @RednorthUK @BBCPolitics Oh come on now, it's blatantly obvious that he planned to have a sick child in hospital ready for the PM to make an unannounced visit just so he could ambush him. The BBC are implying that so it must be true.

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@ninojudge @BBCBreakfast @BBCNaga As a white man I used to kid myself that Britain was becoming less racist but Brexit has shown me to be massively wrong - they never stopped being racist they just didn't say it loud. I'm guessing you could have told me that all along.

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@JOesterblad @Rams_R_Champs @James_R1986 @techbropicasso @edzitron @proales They're not that price here, our homes are generally not open plan so each room would need it's own AC and then of course there's the cost of running the units. Like I say this might change in future but we really don't need it very often.

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2 years

@Luiseach Sometimes I think my country is harshly judged and there is more nuance in history than others think and then along comes something like this to prove me wrong.

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3 months

@anon_opin I don't understand why they don't open delivery only branches - stick them in a unit on an industrial estate and leave the normal ones for the customers they were originally built for

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1 year

@secondtierpod Thing is Warnock quite rightly said Spence could be premier league or non league, it was up to him. The lad has all the ability in the world but didn't work hard enough at Boro hence the comment.

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You lot on the streets are not Hartlepool. You're just scumbags and smackheads using dead children as an excuse to be racist, too stupid to cover your faces and all known to the police already because this is a small town. Full of hate and thick as shit the lot of you.

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9 months

I have my much missed Dad's wallet with his very last tenner still in it upstairs. If we do get to Wembley I think I'll let him buy me a pint one last time. #boro

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5 years

@chrsgrn The rich deserve more money to drive them to be even more successful. The poor need less otherwise they'll get too comfortable and won't work hard enough. This is how it works in Tory world.

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4 years

@davidschneider the original story is here - The Northern Echo deserve the credit for good journalism

Dominic Cummings' unpaid council tax bill for two County Durham properties written off

DOMINIC Cummings and his family ARE liable to pay council tax on a further two properties at their North-East farm, but charges will NOT be…

www.thenorthernecho.co.uk

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2 years

@Copa90 You'd think the Newcastle defenders might have figured out to close him down at least after the second one.

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4 months

@Rams_R_Champs @James_R1986 @techbropicasso @edzitron @proales Not very often. In fact we've spent the last few weeks moaning about it being cold for the time of year and the last year about it raining seemingly every day. AC is not normally worth the expense so we just complain instead. This may change with climate change.

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@escobardavid37 @FootyScran @skegnesstownfc I think they forgot to cook the chips as well

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@guydebort Wow! Yes! Completely irrelevant video. Word for word repeat of original tweet Etc.

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@KateWilton1 @Dennynews And the Euro 2020 games and the World Athletics Championships in 2017 and the ... Nadine doesn't do detail

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3 months

@Nick_Pettigrew I mean France clearly have the more stylish set up but England are the more innovative in their approach - a fascinating battle.

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1 year

@great_jantzitsu @MikeStuchbery_ It's for draughtsmanship - makes more of a flat edge than a round point. Haven't seen one for decades. Most people just used a blade and did it by hand though.

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@mumsnet_madness "I have no memory at all of being a child and despite being a mum for 4 years I have learnt nothing about them now so expect DD to act exactly like an adult - why can't she just go along with the agenda I had planned instead of being excited about Christmas?"

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2 years

@anon_opin Thinking owning an Apple phone is some sign of success is beyond ridiculous

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@stuartjones22 @CEtchingham77 @FlorenceHRScott No need to say that about the poor girl - sure she's trying her best.

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3 years

@JimMFelton Loving the way the telegraph paint it as a dodgy loophole rather than a paltry allowance that in no way covers the costs of working from home. Also it works out at £63 a year tax saved for a basic rate taxpayer so not sure how they've come up with £500m

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3 years

@AlishaGrauso He's just a bit younger than me but obviously we're very similar. I too have a pair of jeans that I can't fasten at the waist

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2 years

Just saw that the Boro game at Sheffield United is on sky on Wednesday and thought "better tell Dad it's on". And then I remembered he's not here any more. It's the little things that catch you out with grief.

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5 years

@kdarling170 @C4Dispatches @Channel4News Congratulations - I knew there would be at least one mentioning the phone and here your are. Never mind that the UC system is online only and that you must be contactable at all times to avoid possible sanction for not being available for work eh?

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3 years

@HarrietEJohnson @RachaelvsWorld I found the "he was a murderer who happened to be a police officer not a police officer who was a murderer" statement shown on the BBC news particularly offensive as it sought to exonerate the Met from blame while also being a meaningless distinction.

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4 years

@maryannehobbs I get to see bits of bridges that not many people do thanks to my job - here's the inside of Blaydon Bridge on the A1 in Newcastle. Looks like it should be a techno club in Berlin.

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@JimMFelton It looks like he not knows him quite well

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@wearetside This is what the internet is for

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4 years

@brokenbottleboy @IrvineWelsh Pick losing your accommodation at home while you go and live in a tatty caravan with strangers, pick having to pay rent and services on the tatty caravan so you end up with less than minimum wage, pick catching coronavirus, pick covering up the mess created by Brexit

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4 months

@SamWhyte The original mirror headline is ridiculous though. 26° for a couple of days isn't really what anyone other than the British press or a penguin would call a heatwave.

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2 years

@shave_stuart @GNev2 "Man capable of thinking about more than one thing" - shock news

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@secondtierpod This is why international breaks shouldn't exist

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1 year

@adamboultonTABB @SamCoatesSky Teesside Tories got elected on very low turnouts taking advantage of voter apathy & thought because of that they could they get away with anything helped by local papers who just print their press releases without comment. And until now they did.

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2 years

@scousepie I'm no expert on this but don't pretty much all shops have mixed changing rooms nowadays? The problem here looks like it's nothing to do with trans people/inclusivity and everything to do with shops maximising floor usage and minimising staff numbers. And predatory men obviously

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3 months

@aishasembhi In fairness to him he didn't say he had a deprived childhood rather that he grew up in a deprived area ie the North East of England. You can be well off and still be aware of the poverty that is around you and seems like he did.

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2 years

Sun's gone in #CheersKeir

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1 year

@MirrorFootball @MattJMaltby @ChrisReevo Seeing as they didn't put it in the original tweet or anywhere in the article

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3 months

@JaneyGodley I don't think it's her best look but seriously, like she cares what I think. As for the cost, it's her money, we all like an outfit for best and if walking into Downing Street for the first time doesn't qualify as a special occasion then I don't know what does

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5 years

@BarristerSecret @BorisJohnson I'm confused - weren't we told just a few short months ago by the very same conservative party that police numbers had no effect on the levels of crime and that prison sentences under 6 months were ineffective?

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3 years

@fireh9lly @malaiseforever Minor point I know and I might be missing something as massively as he's missing the point but where even was the spelling mistake?

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3 years

@disnenchanted @campbellclaret @KwasiKwarteng No but they're in the cabinet and on the gravy train and that's exactly what people send their children to Eton for

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4 years

@tonypdickinson @JimMFelton I think it's safe to assume that the daily mail and the sun will be bringing this up non stop for years to come right? What do you mean no?

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2 years

@itvnews Sunak dealing with humans is like when you ask Alexa a question and it hesitates for a good while and then replies with "I'm sorry, I can't help you with that"

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2 years

@sueperkins And that's just this week

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3 years

@SkySportsPL He's got a gut and tits like that at 19?

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4 years

@LindaNe10012033 @Channel4News Just because you can't imagine acting unselfishly and without prejudice doesn't mean others need to be paid to pretend to act that way

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2 years

@AyoCaesar Blocking the path (except for that large open expanse directly behind them)

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3 years

The break in the consultants voice as she made the call to David's wife heartbreaking #hospital

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2 years

@Samfr As if 2 million people have pension pots exceeding £1m.

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2 years

@h0us3y @PlanningShit @Selfridges @YPLAC If they had a valid blue badge then it should be on display. It isn't so it's reasonable to assume that they don't.

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2 years

@BadVaccineTakes Antivax and racist. An unsurprisingly common combination.

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1 year

So that's Norwich away on a Tuesday, Exeter the next week, Plymouth on the Saturday than Bristol a couple of weeks after. Maybe think about putting on free transport for a couple of those at least @boro Ridiculous mileage and fair play to anyone who gets to them #utb

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@symeonbrown Learn something new every day - did not know Cole Palmer had Caribbean heritage.

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5 years

@djt1775 @eugenegu The manufacturers of opioids ARE being held responsible along with doctors who prescribed without due care.

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4 years

@ClientJournoExp Read the story. Min £70k a year salary, moved in with parents for a year rent free (was paying £900 a month), saved on season ticket for tube and saved a grand total of £10k. Well done her on saving less than the rent she was no longer paying.

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3 years

@Danielsand @CriticalStress_ @daveweigel I'm not sure you've met that many engineers - we're usually confused even by the things we specialise in and quite happy to admit it.

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4 years

@Shazjol @UKDemockery Also if it's only 2 households they decide can interact more closely then parents are going to have to choose which of their adult kids they prefer. They really are idiots

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1 year

@MisterABK In the words of Jarvis Cocker. "You say the cream will always rise to the top but I say shit floats"

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2 years

@PaulBrandITV The rich always need more money to keep them driven and motivated. The poor always need less to stop them from getting too comfortable. This is the essence of Tory economics.

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3 years

@Daily_Express Go to bed express, you're drunk

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5 months

@marwood_lennox Or the Julie Hogg murder. The killer was acquitted then spent all his time telling everyone he'd got away with it. Second trials for the same offence are only possible when new evidence comes to light, they seem to think you can just keep trying a defendant without any.

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3 years

@darrengrimes_ @DurhamPolice It's really good to see that you've taken matters in hand, got a firm grip on the situation and I hope you manage to bring things to a swift conclusion. Again.

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2 years

@DMReporter Good to see they've managed to get council estate and mother at 16 in despite them having absolutely no relevance to the non story. Keeping standards as high as ever.

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@mumsnet_madness "I'm worried that she might do what all grandparents do and spoil the children instead of rigidly planning every waking moment of their lives - just last weekend she fed the children fruit and let them watch TV"

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@secondtierpod Blackburn goal kick

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@clairelbob @JasonManford @HesterDressage But Jason isn't suggesting it shouldn't be in the Olympics rather that snobby people who look down their noses at street sports have double standards.

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@OwenJones84 Master race right there

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@classenj @donwinslow Have you never heard of progress? Just because you were assaulted as a child doesn't mean we should carry on doing it.

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1 year

@ij_ford Turns out it was Prince Andrew got him on the guest list

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2 years

@hannahrosewoods What a pub quiz question that would make.

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@GdnPolitics Could someone explain to him that charging for GP appointments will lead to late diagnosis for many illnesses and increased costs for the eventual treatment. But then they don't really care - this is just another step on the road to privatisation for them.

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@Otto_English His lot came round to my house during the Hartlepool by election campaign and gave me a leaflet. I rolled it up, gave it back and told them to stick it up their arse then shut the door. I look forward to doing the same again.

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@BigSatoDontArt @realHerodotus @LucyXIV So where is the salad in the first one?

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@scanlon_mm @OwenJones84 These policies are to encourage Hungarians to have large families for racial reasons and to keep women at home - Orban subscribes to the great replacement theory and has encouraged many sexist policies in government. These are not benign, family friendly benefits.

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2 years

@BadVaccineTakes Obviously hasn't figured out that we can't apologise because we're all dead

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4 years

@AntiRacismDay @uaf @LouiseRawAuthor Only way you could be intimidated by that lot is if you were stood between them and a buffet table

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@DurhamCricket There'll be plenty of sledging going on out there

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@LMAsaysno I'm a bit concerned about the peeled cucumber - suspiciously posh that. Also needs some picked onions.

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@sarapascoe I think it's the attorney genital who's in charge

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@Brexit_Works @tina__nigro @PaulDoroshenko @BrentToderian @suestroud Never been to Paris then? If you live close enough to cycle into the city centre you are most definitely not poor. Then again you think Brexit works so I'm guessing foreign countries aren't your strong point.

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@matthew_hutton1 @KevinASchofield Says on your bio that you're a software developer not a civil engineer. Can you provide a breakdown of your £3k cost estimate? Just that I could do with a good laugh today and I'm pretty sure that would do the job.

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@PranMan @AvaSantina Conveniently forgetting about the capital gain they've doubtless made while the tenant paid more than double the mortgage

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@bbctms Awaits Indian fans saying this is because he's scared and wants to protect his average. They'll be along any minute now I'm sure.

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5 years

@BBCPolitics @BBCNews Labour 245 seats Lib Dems including defectors 18 but somehow it's Labour who should do as the Lib Dems decree and, if not, it'll all be Labour's fault. Give your head a wobble Jo.

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1 year

@dannywallace It's clearly a Southampton thing. I think we need to ban Southampton.

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5 months

@Hunterx9901 @BigSatoDontArt @realHerodotus @LucyXIV You're missing the point. The first one is just chicken, nothing else, just chicken. It's not even so much as sniffed anything that could be classed as salad.

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@mstrisarahtops @MichaelRosenYes 4 years ago my stepson was in an ICU for 4 months, 2 in an induced coma. Being able to read the diary each day and sense the personal investment of his nurses was so important as was being able to add our own entries. Those 6 notebooks are still intensely moving to read now.

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@SkyBetChamp

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2 years

@SkySportsPL He's actually right handed but pretended to be left handed for prime badge placement in the photos. Textbook.

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5 years

@mumsnet_madness "I find it quite irritating that there is an element of his life that I do not control"

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2 years

@AdamBienkov So that bit all of 9 days ago when he stood outside No.10 and said he had a mandate because the Tory party was elected on its manifesto promises was just tosh then? As usual.

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@TimJWillams @orob @tmshrout @jsherman39 @JoJoFromJerz If all you have left is semantics then it's safe to say you know you've lost the argument

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@oldenoughtosay Doing it when the other person is a man is bad enough but doing it to women is downright creepy

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4 years

@biggus_dickus40 @christiancalgie Imagine having a brain and caring about your wallet and the environment enough not to fall for the constant need for upgrades marketing.

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1 year

@HiddenYorkshire It's like watching an episode of Ancient Aliens but with monks. "If we accept this incredibly unlikely explanation then it logically follows that this even more tortured reasoning could possibly be correct in which case...."

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3 years

@davidschneider And of course the money won't actually go into social care but general funding for the NHS to avoid any electorally damaging crisis there. They're laughing at us.

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2 years

@anon_opin It was the best opportunity lots of people ever had to do fuck all and that shouldn't be underestimated

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