Omosh @omondike_ Twitter profile

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Omosh

9 months

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3 months

The pink gas is poisonous. Affects your lungs and makes you puke Blood... Beware

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2 months

@live__vidz Here's PART 1 of what happened. Description on the thread Part 2 on my profile

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3 months

Distress call for Wambui Zuena: Her phone is off, and her friends are unsure of her safety. One friend was forcefully removed from a matatu by people searching for Wambui. She was also followed by two men in a black Toyota wish yesterday and reported it to Nyeri Central police

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2 months

Today, I ordered a Bolt ride, and the fare came to around 550. During the trip, the driver insisted on I pay 800, but I firmly declined and kept quiet. Despite his attempts to argue, I stayed silent. When we reached my destination, I paid him 550 via M-Pesa. However, the driver

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2 months

@DD_Geopolitics Turkey sent a shooter (A retired turkey soldier) to the Olympics who: - Had no specialized lenses - Wore no eye cover - Used no ear protection - Casually had his hands in his pockets And he still won the silver medal. 🤯

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@omondike_

7 months

TWITTER LIVE CRIME. He killed her and Twitted Evidence. Back story.... Evans Kosgei and Jackline began dating in high school. Their love was so strong that no one could come between them, not even their parents. Thread....

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@omondike_

10 months

I hate the way Safaricom delays with mpesa messages nowadays, mtafanya makanga watutandike jamani smh.

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@omondike_

2 months

She's searching for her brother BUSH OMWENGA OSORO. RT Widely if you see this BREAKING NEWS Stephen Letoo Imara Daima #OccupyJKIA Citizen TV Bahati Taj Mall #FreePropesa Defese Enviroment

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@omondike_

2 years

Nikikumbuka only 3 people made an effort to come see my baby after I had her, I just see no use in having friends at all.

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3 months

Kumbe tunadeal na Wazimu Maribel says our president has a mental condition #RutoMustgo

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3 months

Weuh Wakenya lakini 😂😂

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5 months

Flaqo ameachwa 1 year after buying his girlfriend a brand new car and taking her to Dubai for vacation, shopping. She has introduced a new boyfriend. Flaqo alichanganya biashara na mapenzi.

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@omondike_

8 months

My afternoon today was crazy. There's this friend of mine we usually talk. Just casual talks. She stays in Mombasa. Today she video called me. She's never done this. At first I was skeptical about picking the call thinking it's a mistake and we hadn't talked in weeks. 1/

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@omondike_

5 months

Security Docket is no joke CDF Ogolla, same tactics same results

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1 year

When I used to take my baby out to get some sun kwa rooftop, one man(wasn't a friend back then) always kept me company akinipea stories and even some times snacks, he doesn't know this but he did wonders for my mental health.

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8 months

Hugs bro, I'm only 35, we sleep in different rooms and barely talk. If it ain't about the kids nothing. I have more conversations with house girl than my wife!!! Am happy that way.

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@omondike_

2 months

@todayyearsoldig For those who don't understand, here is the full context

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@omondike_

2 months

If Uber and Bolt drivers wants to dictate their own prices, they should get their own app. Or wait for customers like normal Taxi drivers in Tao. Coz they're literally taking advantage to get Customers through the app and inturn Bully them. @boltapp @Uber_Support

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2 months

Pombe sio supu. Baddies serving free tirries and Assets in the morning.

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2 months

@LylesNoah @LetsileTebogo3 @kenny_bednarek Learn to be humble; See Africa's & World Champion Letsile Tebogo's entrance vs Noah Lyles entrance. Pure humility. Even that 100M the Jamaican whooped you.

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@omondike_

11 months

Being colorist with the dental formula of a goat is insane😭

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@omondike_

7 months

This was my tweet on 19th Jan. How accurate

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@omondike_

2 years

Wanaume hupenda kujifanya hawaoni unawakatia, ingia box bana stop pretending that you don't see the signs😂😂

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@omondike_

2 years

For someone who cooks chapo kama zile za kalongolongo you have a lot of audacity to slander kamande.

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2 years

Kamande hata upike na maji ya uzima inataste kama simiti

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@omondike_

2 months

Your CS Eduction is a Rapist?

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@omondike_

9 months

I told my son that back in shags we used to eat bread only on Saturdays when going to church and even that it was a slice or two the rest of the days it was Ugali ya Jana na Chai. He says "Thank God we ni baba yangu si Brother yangu" 😂😂

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@omondike_

8 months

My day as single dad. Yesterday I picked him and we went to the office. I did my work as he played. Got home, no food so we ordered. We work up in the morning, we didn't do homework, so we'd to do before leaving the house. He got late for school and I got late for my meetings 😂

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@omondike_

2 months

@live__vidz It was a gang related fight. Reports shows that they'd gone to look for a consignment that was reportedly taken by then rival gang on to walk into a trap. His two friends died of stab wounds while eh managed to escape in the cab and take himself to the hospital

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@omondike_

5 months

Lemme remind you

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@KENT4890

5 months

I lost a Cousin and a grandma. Crazy that the Doctor's strike played a part in it.

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@omondike_

8 months

Finally a single dad. Story for another day. Guys, am looking for a house help. Her duties are light house work chores We already have a washing machine so most work will be just keeping the area clean. Dropping and picking son from school. Someone who can assist with homework DM

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@omondike_

3 months

Have you seen this girl?

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@omondike_

1 year

Naweka picha having a good day with my kid halafu mtu ananiambia hata sijanyoa fudhi😂😂😂😂😂😭you wtf is wrong with y'all 🤦🏽‍♀️

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@omondike_

2 years

Nikiifikiria vile kesho naanza kucommute to juja for another 3 months naskia tu kudrop out niolewe😭😭

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@omondike_

1 year

I've realized ukiwa a humble, understanding girlfriend that doesn't ask for much, huwa unapewa the bare minimum kwa relationship 😂😂

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@omondike_

1 year

Sisi watu hatuna matako na matiti at least mtu akitupenda tunajua ni genuine 😂😂

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@omondike_

2 months

@creepydotorg Yusuf Dikec - -Had no specialized lenses - Wore no eye cover - Used no ear protection - Casually had his hands in his pockets The Goat In my Books

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@omondike_

1 year

Kitu isikudanganye dating an older man is better, ni vile tu wakona kakitu😂 just stick to your age bracket and have fun.

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@omondike_

3 months

Playing Katie.. we need to be serious as a country.

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@omondike_

1 year

If you usually ghost people or start acting weird after being intimate with them for no valid reason just know you're a bloody fool and you need to grow up.

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@omondike_

1 year

We made plans to move in together close to my school so that he'd help me watch our baby when I resume schooling, fast forward after moving out he ghosted and blocked me everywhere, mans vamoosed. I had to go to school for like a month with a baby.

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@ZamakonkeK

1 year

Ladies! What's the most painful thing a Man has ever done to you?

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@omondike_

1 year

One thing I've learned is to make sure you go out drinking with someone before dating them.

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@omondike_

3 months

Kware Dumping site is on fire. What will happen to the remaining Bodies? Who lit the fire ? We're dealing with a criminal regime. They are now burning evidence. Aki this gobermt. #RutoMustGo .

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6 months

House helps of Kawangware was such a good show. Abel Mutua's script writing is topnotch

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@omondike_

2 months

@creepydotorg Turkey sent a 51 year old shooter (A retired turkey soldier) to the Olympics who: - Had no specialized lenses - Wore no eye cover - Used no ear protection - Casually had his hands in his pockets And he still won the silver medal. 🤯

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1 year

Kuna mtu aliniambia no matter how long it takes atatafuta pesa then he'll come back to date me😂😂bro

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@omondike_

2 years

Nimekumbuka one time I asked this friend of mine about her guy friend and she brushed me off with I'm not his type😂😂 two years later, I had to go back to the drawing board and restrategize, and I did prove her wrong😂

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@omondike_

7 months

UKIKATALIWA, KUBALI. So the two people, Tonnie and Amakove and feuding and the beef is so bad it's been all over the internet today. If you don't know I'll bring you to speed. Back story. THREAD.

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@omondike_

1 year

Don't skip your hoe phase aty uende kuolewa, utateseka sawasawa.

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@omondike_

1 year

Our last born is younger than my daughter, to say I was mad is an understatement 😂

Masterpiece 🔥❤️

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1 year

Did everybody’s parents make another sibling 10 years later?

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1 year

My neighbor amenipea lift leo and his driving is a discovery eeyy😂 but he noticed that I've been stressed and gave me the most useful advice....if you pray to God make it specific to exactly what you want and let Him handle it.

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@omondike_

8 months

8 missed calls then when I call back, She's just left to be with the Lord. Today I'll mourn My best friend, The only person understood me

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@omondike_

1 year

Since God won't listen to my prayers I'm also not going to listen to his sermons, kila mtu ajiongeleshe.

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@omondike_

1 year

I think my ex just saw me get rained on my way home akiwa kwa gari yake😭😭😭

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@omondike_

7 months

Wait wait 😂😂😂

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@omondike_

2 years

this dress 🔥

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@omondike_

2 years

kuna picha inaniwasha 😂😂 it's so good 😩

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@omondike_

1 year

From Maria to Sultana to Becky🤦🏽‍♀️ kenyan producers should free themselves from the shakles of naming every movie after the main female character.

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@omondike_

5 months

This is heartbreaking Captain Magundu's kids..

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@omondike_

2 months

@DD_Geopolitics Here is the video. More on my profile

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@omondike_

2 years

Muachane na highschool girls btw, we want next year wote warudi shule.

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@omondike_

1 year

Most men who are really close to their moms and sisters are the ones that know how to properly treat a woman.

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@omondike_

3 months

@NdindiNyoro And you can't condemn the deaths of Kenyans.... The hypocrisy nkt

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@omondike_

2 months

@Gideon_Kitheka You won't get the Solar. He's a fraudster.. I sent him money and he didn't deliver.

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@omondike_

5 months

Know your friends 😂

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@omondike_

1 year

Acha nijijenge sasa, hakuna mahali mapenzi inanisaidia.

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@omondike_

3 months

@KhalifKairo Kairo unatry kusema nini? Ama akili huna? We blame the police coz their 1st duty is to protect life of the citizens. Even if it's organ harvesting still we blame the police coz if they did their job, this wouldn't have happened.

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@omondike_

2 years

There's nothing more unattractive than a guy who keeps complaining vile hana pesa🙄

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@omondike_

2 months

@georgenjoroge_ No he's improved. New bed, new seats. Bana. Hata wewe you didn't start Rich. Nkt

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@omondike_

2 years

When I go for a sleepover na nipate nyumba iko untidy I'll just help clean up the place the next day na si aty ju ya mapenzi, nooo😂😂 vitu ndogo ndogo huniwasha, like why would you pile up dirty dishes??!

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@omondike_

2 years

Sai ningekuwa kwa mtu wangu nikimwambia how hectic my week has been akinipapasa tu locs pole pole but here we are😭😭😂

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@omondike_

2 years

Once more dick does not alter the diameter of the vagina, desist from being daft!

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So my future wife ako huko Juja either KU ama Jkuat. Na kazi ni kuongezwa diameter on daily basis for free! Alafu mimi nikuje nilipe mahali. Can never be me. Kama watachukua kuku ni sawa. Otherwise NO.

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@omondike_

1 year

Slowly dying inside because of guilt, people may forgive you but it's so hard forgiving yourself for making stupid mistakes 😭😭

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@omondike_

1 year

Napata gig kumbe ni ya kupromote porn😭😭 omg

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@omondike_

8 months

My friend is still admitted! And here still amazed. This is one client we tried bagging the whole of last year. And they called out of nowhere!!!! Anyway as you sleep, please pray for her. He name is Nelly. End

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@omondike_

2 months

@citizentvkenya One death merchant off the streets. Let's hope for more. Congratulations to the stubber

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@omondike_

2 months

@ayexstunna For this whi don't understand, here's the actual clip. Part 2 on my profile.

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@omondike_

2 months

Eliud Kipchoge just dropped off. Truth be told, He is old. The goat can't do it. The body gone. #Paris2024 #marathon #Olympic2024

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@omondike_

8 months

Women 🤣🤣

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@omondike_

1 year

Mtu hana hata matiti ndio akona audacity ya kuita Luo men uncircumcised, the absolute ghetto 😂😂

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@omondike_

1 year

I honestly wouldn't get married to a man that doesn't know how to cook, hii ni must ajue.

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@omondike_

3 months

@WaziriBore @WilliamsRuto Please update your Bio

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@omondike_

1 year

Quick question, if you can't satisfy your wife sexually would you allow her to get a side piece for only that purpose just to keep the marriage going?

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@omondike_

1 year

@isaiahmngl fucking other women, why?

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@omondike_

2 months

@MusaliaMudavadi @Diaspora_KE @roselinenjogu This very shameful. How do you celebrate exporting your most active labor age group to western countries? Instead of creating employment locally, you're sending them to build economy of another country. If you guys didn't value corruption, Kenya would be so much ahead

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@omondike_

2 years

Finding an old soul in this generation is very rare, the type of people that cherish little things such as sunsets, old songs, hand holding, forehead kisses yk.

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