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TV & Comedy Nerd | Rockin’ Lawyer Lady | she/her | omgitsemilyward on insta and TikTok and BeReal | mute #bb26

Chicago, IL

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Emily Ward

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3 months

saw CBB for the sixth TIME 🕜 thread🧵: first, from the show with *spoilers* -my boyfriend, the very timekeeper!!!! - PFT as Deacon Pete (new) - Tim as Joliet’s own Randy - Lily as Carissa - Connor as Ed Debevics - Vic as Susie Tewman - Ryan as Pudge

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1 year

Barbie (2023)

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10 months

THIS is my most quoted 30 Rock joke and it doesn’t even come CLOSE

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4 years

me in public: my headphones:

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Must share favorite recent Fred Willard performance:

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2 years

LISTEN TO THIS MAN!!!!!!! #CNNNYE

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@DrDillamond lin-manduela effect

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6 years

"how come there are no thanksgiving songs" how dare you disrespect Linda Belcher like this

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1 year

When Jag stays and then wins the next HOH after this #bb25

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3 years

my favorite thing in the entire world is seeing people watching Ted Lasso for the first time and them being like “HE MAKES THE BISCUITS?!”

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3 years

i'd like to formally request more of beard and rebecca doing whatever this is #TedLasso

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3 years

@filmavoy or the exact opposite: a 15 year old who writes better than I ever will as an adult but takes forever to update because they have finals

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7 months

the “I don’t watch things with subtitles because I don’t want to read while I watch tv” crowd are missing out on the best show on television right now #shogun

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1 year

CIRIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HOH LAST WEEK IF NOT FOR PRODUCTION BREAKING THE GAME #bb25

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1 year

it would be great if jag lost bc he fucked himself over keeping matt but that means matt wins and his misogynistic behavior is infuriating so I guess it’s funny if bowie won bc she’s actively been playing for 2nd but that pisses me off so that leaves jag, however- #bb25

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1 year

“sometimes a person can make you feel uncomfortable … and then still have other feelings about that person and it doesn’t make you a liar; it doesn’t make you some kind of devious harlot woman who’s trying to ruin the reputation of of a man” #bb25 #RHAP

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1 year

I actually can’t believe how good Cory is with conversations about sexism in the house WITH OTHER MEN. Like he points it out straight up. I’m not used to dudes doing the bare minimum like this in the BB house #bb25

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I revisit @SethRudetsky ’s breakdown of Gavin Creel’s performance of I Turned The Corner on a biannual basis for these two parts of the song that are burned into my DNA I’m so 😞

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4 years

Omg @gottmik being inspired by the Sundial Guy from Hercules is one of my favorite things that has happened this season #DragRace

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6 years

seriously though it's only in the best interest of @hulu or @netflix or whoever to pick up #Brooklyn99 . B99 fans are the most dedicated sitcom fans I have ever seen. You want loyalty? You'll find it with them

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1 year

I just cannot tell you how much it breaks my heart that Izzy dismissed America as a gossip going to a woman being genuinely creeped out by a person sexually harassing her and it being discounted by that woman as gossip is just so horrible #bb25

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2 years

we’re only 20 mins into #CNNNYE !!!

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3 months

some of us are over 30 #bb26

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3 months

Y’all are obsessed with Tucker being hot when Cedric is RIGHT there. Arguably one of the most attractive houseguests of all time imo 😭 #bb26

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8 years

JON STEWART IS BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! @colbertlateshow

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10 months

@hunteryharris “Timothée Chalamet is a 28 year-old man making 28 year-old man decisions about his life and we have to accept that.” This is my favorite thing that’s ever been written down

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1 year

I guess a thing about me is that I have no choice but to stan a silly young white dude in a pink hat on this show #bb25

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3 months

Also if this is Taylor’s audition to take over for Julie (it should be if CBS is smart), she passed with flying colors #bb26

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1 year

YOU HAVENT SEEN HER TRY???? SHE DID THE PRESSURE COOKER FOR 14 HOURS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE #bb25

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1 year

I’m going to keep posting this video every time he wins a comp until the end of the season I guess #bb25

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3 years

My dumbass taking photos of my literal TV for y’all #TedLasso #LNSM

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5 years

@melissavcomedy @mulaney The “and they do” really brought it home omg

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1 year

big brother really decided to have a twist that saved the two most hated houseguests for a full week I actually still kind of can’t believe this is really what we’re doing #bb25

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1 year

Taran’s Oscar-Worthy reenactment of the Red/Cam breakup #bb25 (part 1)

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2 years

super important detail from tonight - @PFTompkins wore the @laurenlapkus pin in her honor for the Chicago show 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #ComedyBangBang #cbbtour

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@hunteryharris the character shoe of the wedding circuit

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1 year

“They’re gonna win - they’re gonna be final 2 and they’re gonna win. I’ve seen this over and over again” I love her I love her I love her #bb25

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Join me and some Twitter friends for a #PopstarParty on FRIDAY at 7 PM EST! Buy or Rent @thelonelyisland 's "Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping" on your favorite OnDemand platform. OR you can enter to win a copy of the film (Giveaway announcement this afternoon).

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“Jared is strong in his convictions to the point of stupidity” shout it from the mountain tops Cory!!!!!! #bb25

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6 months

video evidence of Pete and Bill calling John Mulaney a hot daddy as proof that this isn’t something I dreamed up #EverybodysInLA

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8 years

The #HamiltonChi cast celebrated the Cubs during the curtain call and I cried like a baby

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4 months

hey I’m sorry what the fucking fuck

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Riki Lindhome revealed that she has been married to Fred Armisen for 2 years — and that she welcomed a baby via surrogate only a few weeks after their first date.

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4 years

@dilemmalord similarly: my enemy and I still have not had a groundbreaking moment where we realized that we have more in common than we think, and then over time we become best friends and we both are obviously developing feelings for each other but don’t want to risk ruining our friendship

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The 2024 Met Gala is 3 weeks away — this year’s dress code is ‘The Garden of Time.’ Who’s on your dream guest list?

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3 years

the backyard era of @ComedyBangBang is all hits

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10 months

it might be this tied with “I hate to say I told you so, so welcome to Miami”

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11 months

@caitiedelaney That’s what I thought when I saw the trailer for whatever this was

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6 months

I’m going to pass out #EverybodysInLA

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1 year

Literally fuck this show this is crazy. While they were covering up the stuff related to Cam harassing America they missed covering up Jared admitting that the DR’s questions tipped him off and put him onto America This shit is ruining a perfect season #bb25

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“Bro why do you feel like I’m coming after you America” YOU HAVE TOLD THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU’RE PUTTING HER UP NEXT WEEK INCLUDING HER SHOWMANCE #bb25

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6 years

things I’m still mad about in 2018: Amy Poehler never winning an Emmy for her portrayal of Leslie Knope

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1 year

@ClaireRehfuss @Dolffica I think about this once a month

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7 years

I feel like I’m watching Bill Hader earn his Emmy in real time #Barry #BarryHBO

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3 months

@JanellePierzina All Stars 1 was my first season ever so I can’t even begin to describe how devastatingly disappointing watching all of this unfold was

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5 months

Paul F Tompkins is the greatest of all time

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6 years

@NickMerrill @HillaryClinton @mulaney I mean same???????

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1 year

I feel sick and this election isn’t even real #Succession

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3 months

Oh my fucking god @ComedyBangBang

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5 years

@Brittany_broski THIS IS ART

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@philsadelphia I’m still endlessly haunted by the mayonegg concept

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4 years

@jk_rowling You’re literally hating trans women

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6 years

I can't believe these two idiots both went home with #Emmys tonight we are truly #blessed

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4 years

NEW GABRUS CHARACTER JUST DROPPED

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Scott Aukerman

4 years

On this week’s @ComedyBangBang we break off another hundo with comedian @TheJamieLee ! Then Italiano Jones (Carl Tart) is back to fight for you! Plus Entree PeeE Neur ( @eggy_boom ), and podcast hosts Jeoff & Geoff ( @Ben_Rodgers & @Gabrus ) talk sports!

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4 years

And away.... we....Go! #CBBbestofs @ComedyBangBang

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4 years

This weekend I’m starting my annual relisten to all of the @ComedyBangBang Best Of episodes, an insane thing I do during the holiday season every year. Usually I’ve been waiting until Turkey day but now there are too many to do them all before the new ones drop

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2 years

John Stamos blatantly saying that Andy and Sanderson are funnier when they drink bahahah #CNNNYE

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5 years

The powerhouse pairing of Tuesday the 17th and An Evening with Mr. Yang is unparalleled #psych

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1 year

#bb25 is over!!!!!!

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6 years

💙💛💙💛 I finally have my favorite podcast moment pressed onto the prettiest vinyl record in the whole world my heart is so full. 💙💛💙💛 @ComedyBangBang @twittels @ScottAukerman @chelseaperetti @mradamscott

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1 year

hi if bill hader doesn't get a directing emmy this year after he was robbed last year i'm burning the academy to the ground

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4 months

@seandoherty @_alerussian_ also though like when I saw her back in October before her stardom exploded most of her songs weren’t a few steps down when they could’ve been and I was blown away!! good luck babe is and still bc of the range goes crazy

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8 years

the only thing I'm still waiting for is for #StarbucksForLife to be on the @Starbucks app!

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1 year

@jowrotethis “You ladies” is triggering

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oh my god this chyron could’ve been written by me #EverybodysInLA

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2 years

@ArmstrongTaran all I know is I want Michael/Brittany split up, Kyle/Alyssa split up, but Turner and Jasmine in the same group

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2 months

@hehehbigbrother @RyanErwinComedy @jasminesmist OH BUT FAT SHAMING IS FAIR GAME?!?! Fuck you

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3 years

Just a pure serotonin rush 🥰🥰🥰 had to get the boss ass bitch herself’s name on the back because she’s really my hero and went with my boy Roy’s number #TedLasso

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@RachelLeishman It also came out RIGHT before COVID! Like literally it was the last movie I saw before we quarantined so I’m sure that had an impact!!!!

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3 years

@erinisaway I say “Not Great Bob” every day of my life

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4 years

@jk_rowling You purposefully using harmful words about sex and gender is in fact proving you do not have the requisite knowledge to be speaking on this subject

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6 months

Netflix needs to greenlight this show permanently sorry to John but I need this every single fucking night #EverybodysInLA

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2 years

I think a lot of the fandom missed that this conversation was kind of the Leftovers’ plan (Joe and Monte were talking about seed planting in order to do some face-saving). Turner is still committed to the Leftovers but he, like the rest of them, need to do damage control #bb24

@hamsterwatch

hamsterwatch #bb26

2 years

so Turner went from the fandom's basement to the top of the heap and back to the basement in what, 48 hours? at least he worded it to Daniel as being about how wrong Taylor's treatment has been

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10 months

Scott Aukerman saying “is it you?” as soon as I walked up to him at his book signing, being so freaking nice, then signing mine “you’re my favorite” while he signed @qstweets97 ‘s brother (whom I’ve never met!!!)‘s book something like “I like Emily more” 😂😂💀💀

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quote this with your most iconic and memorable fangirl moment from 2023 go!

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5 years

Am I refreshing my Snapchat an insane amount cause I’m excited for Guac to meet the rest of the Squad???? @TheGoldenRatio4

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1 year

@flutedyke Oh thank god I found the Izzy montage. I don’t understand why they didn’t play this in its entirety tonight #bb25

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3 years

the way @hunteryharris always knows what I want with her newsletter

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3 years

HOLY SHIT !??!??!!????!!!?!!!!?????!

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5 months

🚨 MARISSA WOMPLER CBB RETURN 🚨

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7 months

alright you take care

@AP

The Associated Press

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BREAKING: O.J. Simpson has died at 76. The fallen football superstar and actor was acquitted of murder but later found liable in a separate civil trial.

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7 years

@mulaney I’m... unsettled by Jost’s entire hair situation there 😂😂😂

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5 years

Framed my Creak, Slam, Sit album before I even framed my law license... @ComedyBangBang

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4 years

@nbcsnl @elonmusk @MileyCyrus Imagine ruining a great season with this and thinking it’s a good idea!!!!

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2 years

“I haven’t really listened to this album that much” “… then why are we doing this episode?”

@ScottAukerman

Scott Aukerman

2 years

On this weeks episode of R U TALKIN RHCP RE ME?, @mradamscott & I review “Return of the Dream Canteen”

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the fact that the DR tipped of Jared instead of, idk, reprimanding Jared for using a slur at a MINIMUM is so fucking disgusting I’m on another level mad #bb25

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Taran’s gonna rant about this for half of the update tomorrow (and he will be right to do so) #bb25

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