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“Ah” is a complete sentence | Business Analyst | Husband | Father |

Joined October 2020
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@olasxni
Ọba
8 months
Wife failed Masters. They couldn’t get Graduate Route Visa because of that. They’ve gone back to Nigeria. Husband said wife is a dullard and he should have married his intelligent ex. Wife claims he impregnated her the moment they relocated and she couldn’t cope with studies.
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@olasxni
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2 years
I have a problem with summer coaching for kids. It's a holiday. If children will learn anything at all during this period, it should be non school related. Private school owners want to cash out so bad that they introduced holiday coaching. Its nonsense.
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@olasxni
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5 months
The cultist that came to disrupt our final year award night with his gang and robbed students at Eskay Hotel Sagamu in 2009 is now aligned with political elites in this country and is boldly walking the country. He’s hailed by musicians and a friend of the people in government.
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@olasxni
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2 years
Provide the transfer details you made. If @chessinslums confirm that your payment matches their record, I'll send your 20k back to you. Make it snappy.
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I didn’t donate my hard earn 20k into your Chess for slum gofundme for you to be giving me update about you and your girlfriend on this page. What happened to your WhatsApp? I hope you are not using the money of innocent Nigerians to be taking your girl to fancy eatery ?
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@olasxni
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11 months
Who owns Jevinik? Is the person aware that the staff on Isaac John street hides the PoS and ask customers to pay into their personal accounts? They insisted that the company does not have an account for transfer and the PoS doesn’t work.
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@olasxni
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8 months
It was his mum’s birthday and they did this. So beautiful ❤️ IG: @/iamitom
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@olasxni
Ọba
9 months
Woke up one day to receive a meeting request from my line director. Turns out Flutterwave sent an email to the company to complain about my tweets and LinkedIn posts. Why? I asked them to refund my £3400. I didn’t stop tweeting until they refunded me.
@olasxni
Ọba
9 months
Lol. I only know two and one of them wrote an email to my employer because I asked his company to refund my money from an incomplete transaction. Told the employer that my tweets and LinkedIn in post calling his company out is not a behaviour worthy of their employee.
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@olasxni
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1 year
Deleted my employment later from my mail. A day after I was meant to resume, he came to tell me that a prophet he met at Agric bus stop told him I got a job and should call the company before they give the job to someone else.
@MrMekzy_
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1 year
What’s your worst friendship betrayal experience?
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@olasxni
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1 year
Let me show you an example of what ⁦ @GRVlagos ⁩ has been saying about water transportation and how it’s achievable by proper dredging. Live in Ikorodu & drive your car across the waters to any location elsewhere on a boat. 1. Driving in 2 & 3. On the boat 4. Driving out
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@olasxni
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1 year
APC Lagos is leading a full blown tribal campaign against GRV so much that one will think he is not an indigenous Lagosian. Just because his mother is Igbo. All of you should bury your heads in shame. All of you.
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@olasxni
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1 year
Is the Lagos blueprint working in Lagos?
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1 year
Lagos blueprint cannot work nationally, there's a large private sector to cushion effect of any policy in Lagos which is absent nationally
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@olasxni
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4 months
Especially if there’s a part of the agreement that says the parent can withdraw unused funds to a USD account at a later time. Pack everybody.
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Any school receiving advance payments for school fees for multiple years from a PEP should definitely be investigated.
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@olasxni
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3 years
Whats wrong with people? 😂😂😂
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@olasxni
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4 months
I just watched videos of Kunle Afod interview Razaq Ajao (Araosan) and Dekunle Fuji on YouTube but my focus is on Araosan. He left Nigeria in 2002. He said he went back to school for 4 years and has practiced as a nurse since. His son that relocated with him is now a doctor.
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@olasxni
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9 months
Lol. I only know two and one of them wrote an email to my employer because I asked his company to refund my money from an incomplete transaction. Told the employer that my tweets and LinkedIn in post calling his company out is not a behaviour worthy of their employee.
@TheFlipAfrica
The Flip
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You have only $90 to assemble a dream team to build a $1 billion company. Go!
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@olasxni
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1 year
But Iyin said it’s students that depleted CBN’s FX. I hate stupid people.
@MikaelCBernard
Brother Bernard
1 year
So basically, the central bank sold a huge amount of dollars at CBN rate to Dangote Group to pay his foreign debt. We don’t know the official figures yet, but this is certainly in billions of dollars. They also provided FX for importing equipment. They’d also keep providing FX
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@olasxni
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10 months
What if I tell you that there is a WhatsApp group they recruit newly relocated married people to where they teach them how to leave their spouses, what to tell the police and social service blah blah? Better guide yours jealously.
@Jayydubby
Dubby
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Hello everyone, A family friend of mine is in urgent need of a job with sponsorship. Last month, he arrived in the UK with his children as dependents and his wife went to pick them up at the airport and asked to see their children’s passports, which he handed over without....
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@olasxni
Ọba
8 months
Back home and marriage has scattered. Wahala.
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@olasxni
Ọba
1 year
There is nothing GRV has talked about in this campaign that is not achievable under a serious government devoid of godfatherism. There are engineers and architects in Lagos with the same ideas and how to implement them but your daddies won’t let them.
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@olasxni
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2 years
I graduated with a Distinction. Me, the small boy from the interiors of Ibadan. Master of Science in Management (Business Analytics) with Distinction. I have been checking my Transcripts every single day for the past three months.
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@olasxni
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5 months
One day, that person will try contest for political office and he will be supported by many. He has already established himself as a popular figure and celebrity. The kind of society we run.
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@olasxni
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1 year
The countries that have bins within every 500ft are not stupid though. If you don’t provide the means for people to dispose appropriately, they will litter. It is what it is.
@oviosu
Tayo Oviosu
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Look at what we have in the gutter on Bourdilon Road in Ikoyi. This is just from a small section. The way Nigerians litter is quite bad...
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@olasxni
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9 months
Interesting, they made a direct deposit to my account and the fund from the failed transaction also came back to me a couple of days later. I sent them an email and sent the money back immediately. They pleaded with me to bring down my posts then went ahead to mail my employer.
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@olasxni
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5 months
I was using a NEC 3 phone. He collected the phone from one of my friends with the mark from his teeth on my friend’s back till tomorrow. You read right. I’m not mentioning names but he used to be a police informant in Sagamu and used to be a drummer for Baba Ara.
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@olasxni
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5 months
I remember confronting him months later when we met at a lounge. I was in company of some popular Sagamu boys. He apologised to me for disrupting our event. He was sorry, he didn’t know who I was. A political thug and cultist enabled and armed by a former governor.
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@olasxni
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2 months
The New York Times full article.
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@olasxni
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2 months
@MONSIEURBLAC Baba, it’s not only Ogun State. More than 70% of Oyo, Osun, Ondo and almost all of Ekiti. Zero infrastructural development going on in the grand scheme of things. They aren’t exactly putting in the effort.
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@olasxni
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1 year
Garri + Wings
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@olasxni
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11 months
This is hilarious. You people are stressing your pastors.
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@olasxni
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2 years
He has done well with pensions. My mother mentioned some days ago that he is paying them N10k extra as 13th month. Architect of modern Oyo owed my father 24 months till his death. KNKR!
@Hitee_
Apostle Jake
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I love this messaging! Kudos to the Governor Seyi Makinde campaign team.
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@olasxni
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11 months
The Addide at Pedro too. They gave me the manager’s personal account to transfer to. I refused. They then gave me the company’s account number. I hope business owners are looking for measures to curb these things.
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@olasxni
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9 months
So, ki everybody belonging to Naija tech space get out.
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@olasxni
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5 months
Lol Ikuforiji resigned from the company yesterday. By the time Tinubu and his people are done with Nigeria ehn
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@fisayosoyombo
'Fisayo Soyombo
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MPH Rail Development Ltd., a UK-based company with no history of rail construction owned by Adeyemi Ikuforiji, speaker of the Lagos State House of Assembly, is on the verge of securing a rail construction contract from the federal government, @fijnigeria has discovered👇
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@olasxni
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1 year
@Aderonk_e We were both looking for jobs trying to leave the call center. I was using a small phone without internet so my yahoo was logged in on his phone.
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@olasxni
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1 year
Ended up working for the company for almost 6 years.
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@olasxni
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2 years
@Dhemolaa An alternative is for schools to organise non academic activities. Swimming classes, sports training, coding etc.
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@olasxni
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11 months
Everyone from the supervisor to the least of the staff are in on it. It’s either cash or you transfer to the personal account of the person that serves you. When I insisted, they brought out the PoS but how are we even sure that it’s the company’s PoS too?
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@olasxni
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1 year
You people are wicked sha. For 8 years, you and your friends supported and defended every decisions and policies without a care for the effect on Nigerians. You are today acting all sanctimonious. You are wicked o.
@MrAbuSidiq
Abubakar Sidiq Usman
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What CBN hid from us for the past 7 years with her refusal to make public its audited account. The bank owes JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs a combined sum of $7.5bn as of the financial year ended December 2022. Included as part of its liabilities is another $6.3bn owned in foreign
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@olasxni
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2 years
If they used community or family money to train you or send you abroad, don't go and marry someone that will say you can't send money home oooooooo.
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@olasxni
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3 years
His parent got him angry and he started breaking TVs at Shoprite. I'm angry 😠
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@olasxni
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9 months
@Adebanke___ Lol the day it will touch me to talk about it, I will tag all of them.
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@olasxni
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1 year
@YemiOsinoiki Yes. Exactly. I was just fortunate enough. This is the abridged version of the story.
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@olasxni
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4 months
This is your reminder that is never too late to start over. Don’t give up on yourself. Start over from where you are. Your time starts now.
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1 year
With the car parked on the boat, I was walking around to take pictures. Very affordable, and safe transportation system. The government just need to do their part with support from private sector investors and stay out of the way of the business.
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1 year
Seyi Makinde is one of the reasons Tinubu ‘won’ that election. I can’t overlook it. I like him a lot but his role in the last election will probably leave a terrible mark on the Nation for a long time to come. I have beef with him.
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@olasxni
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5 months
You guys remember on Sunday when I was looking for CT scan for my aunt? Yes. It’s because UCH does not have electricity to do the scan and their generators are not working.
@fisayosoyombo
'Fisayo Soyombo
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UCH Unable to Pay Electricity Bills Despite N619m Power Allocation in Last 4 Years
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@olasxni
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1 year
So which part of this do you think is not possible or achievable in Lagos? The only reason we don’t already have this is because we have a leadership problem and because the business environment does not exactly enable this.
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@olasxni
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5 months
@Hitee_ Baba, I just posted the same thing. These people are very bold and they won’t stop.
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@olasxni
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9 months
@Pearlomo It’s Flutterwave and it wasn’t even funny.
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@olasxni
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2 years
I have a question. Don't abuse me o. Was there slavery in Africa before the colonisers came?
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@olasxni
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9 months
@awoman_engineer @emmatwistedmind Groceries that are packed from the same production lines. You probably should talk to those working in the FMCG.
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@olasxni
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2 years
You cannot bully people for their faith and call it moral responsibility. You cannot bully or threaten people for their lack of faith either and call it preaching.
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@olasxni
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8 months
I think people forget who Debo is. He didn’t become popular in the first place for his skit but because he stood up and firm against the management of RUN even when it was going to cost him his Degree. Remember that the next time your governor seeks attention.
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1 year
@Falilatt_ This story is long o. He didn’t but we ended up in the police station and I moved out of the apartment we both paid for 3 months before the rent expired.
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Lmaoooooooo they started by playing the wrong National anthem then changed it
@NGRPresident
Presidency Nigeria
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LIVE COVERAGE: PRESIDENTIAL DINNER Democracy Day 2024 ———————- 25 Years of Uninterrupted Democracy
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@olasxni
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1 year
Vote in the right set of leaders, take away the states from godfathers and those that want to play politics as usual, then sit back and watch the country flourish.
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Learn genuine forgiveness. You’ll need a lot of it.
@folasade_daini
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Married people, what advise would you give someone who is looking to get married?
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1 year
Similar hack: Copy your resume, paste it into ChatGPT and ask it to rewrite it for you. A better way to do it is to copy each section of the CV/resume per time and ask it to rewrite. It’s still your CV, unique to you but now better worded.
@TundeTASH
‘Tunde Omotoye
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Copy your resume, paste it into ChatGPT. Then ask it what jobs you qualify for. It’d list job titles, recommend roles you are best suited for, and should be applying to. You will be surprised by the outcome. You are welcome.
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1 year
@SheriffAkiode @GRVlagos The purpose is not for everyone to use it but to decongest the roads. Imagine 20 BRT buses from Ikorodu to Lekki and VI on this at once. Think of how many cars and buses you would have take off the road.
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K'àwa ṣáà ti jẹun.
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9 months
@NosaAguebor I do. Let me find them.
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@olasxni
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2 years
At Ed Sheeran's performance last night, there were as much young people as there are old people singing all of his songs word for word as he performed. Such a beautiful and wholesome thing to see.
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2 years
As a Christian, the best thing that can happen to you when you are newly relocated is the church. The support you'll get from that community is second to none. Go to church.
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1 year
@20sheartthrob @rubyowaves @kosi_annie Lmaoooooooo it’s baff, basia not bathtub. This is what she was talking about.
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A 17 years old boy with indefinite leave to remain travelled to Djibouti on holiday and lost his travel documents. The home office claimed it didn’t keep record and refused him entry back to the UK. He has been living destitute there for 16 years.
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2 years
Like I said in the initial post, I'll prefer that the activities are value added and non-academic. So many people raised the same points and added that some schools are already doing that. Swimming sessions, athletics, coding and other IT lessons etc.
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2 years
It’s such a privilege to start your career so early. Those of you that started in your early 20s are God’s favourites.
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2 years
The CBN Governor should be fired, arrested and prosecuted.
@GazetteNGR
Peoples Gazette
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Nigerians using naira to buy dollars will be arrested; it’s illegal: CBN
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2 years
@OmoGbajaBiamila Meji din loogun o. If they are not eating 4 ogufe, they are taking 18 friends to eat on another man's tab. Awon tifun.
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1 year
If you find yourself under every tweet talking about possible developments and you are saying “talk is cheap….it’s easy from outside”, your brain has been conditioned to believe that the mediocrity you have been served in the last 24 years is the peak of development.
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2 years
Errrmmmmm....you recommended Buhari for President and currently recommending Tinubu. Not taking your own advise?
@akinalabi
Oloye Akin Alabi
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If you absolutely must recommend someone, be it a tailor, a plumber, for a job etc, make sure you tell the TRUTH about the person. Don’t lie. It can come back to haunt you.
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1 year
I am not going to debate or discuss the outcome of the election with anyone in Twitter. May the evil those of you that chose this man forever live with you and your household. That’s the end.
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2 years
Lord, for my sake, teach me to take one day at a time.
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@Seyi__ Lmaoooooooo Seyi fimile
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@tundeglasses Thieves everywhere.
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3 months
There is no version of #AgbaraOlorunPo I’ve heard that is not an instant reminder of how powerful the Lord is but this particular one by @pst_iren tops it. Mama Bola Are made an eternal music. Pastor Iren and Yetunde Are took it a realm further. Beautiful.
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Ijebu-Igbo has not had a king since Oba Adetayo died in May 1994. All the king makers in Ojuronmi ruling house whose turn it is to produce a king has died. 6 out of the 9 contestants have have also died. This is what has become of what used to be the Orimolusi Palace.
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2 years
My life is easy.
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@adedejisuyii Lol no jokes.
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1 year
Ahab is such a terrible leader. People like him shouldn’t even be leading cows not to talk of humans. The deaths, the losses, the protests. For what? A failed and unplanned policy. This is what he had done for 8 years. A thoroughly useless agunmoniye.
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1 year
They are telling people that won’t vote for APC not to come out and vote. Different towns are announcing Oro Festivals during election period. The government is quiet. Law enforcement is quiet. Terrible people. Terrible.
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I’m not a House of Representatives member but I know a lot about quality representation. I can easily represent the people of Ona-Ara/Egbeda. I will deliver good representation to them in my sleep.
@akinalabi
Oloye Akin Alabi
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I’m not a lawyer but I know a lot about the law. I can easily defend that case on behalf of Asiwaju. Olanipekun will crush it in his sleep.
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1 year
@Aderonk_e We were flat mates too.
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@tooluwalope They wanted to get me fired actually.
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2 years
Having a scholar as wife helped me too. When I finish writing, she will review and cancel half of my work 😭😭. I started writing better so there'll be less to cancel.
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1 year
Breaking News: Students coming to the UK will no longer be able to bring dependants from January 2024 except under specific circumstances.
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1 year
@Olufisiayo @Ijalob_oyab When I visited Thamesmead, I saw a bicycle lane and walkway stretching along the sea for an impressive 30 miles (approximately 48 kilometers). The thought of what Lagos could achieve with genuine and capable leadership crossed my mind.
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My children will not queue for fuel. I already made sure of that.
@kunle_kenny
Kunle Kenny (Stream “When I Call” Everywhere)
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My Grandparents queued for fuel. My Parents queued for fuel. I am queuing for fuel. My Children MUST NOT queue for fuel🤲🏾😭.
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There's been so much reactions to this tweet that I can barely keep up. I appreciate the people that have engaged with quality points for and against. I understand that it's not this simple. It's mostly a win for the parents who are have to work to keep the kids engaged.
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I was going to add this. It doesn’t help that our politicians are mostly ex-fraud boys and they glamorise corruption. Those yahoo boys will end up in states out of assemblies, and the federal. They will then taunt the rest of us to go and participate at the local level.
@Hitee_
Apostle Jake
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The craziest thing is that , the retirement plan of these fraud boys ? POLITICS. Let me stop here 🌚😊
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2 years
Abati: Should religion matter or should it not matter.....? Okotie:
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2 years
Stanship is a disease. Be it towards a favourite celebrity or politician. It's like once people sign up for it, they just exchange their God given functioning brain for remnant sawdust from Stove Abacha. That's the simplest explanation I can get for the madness stans display.
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You deserved to and you should experience good governance in your life time too. You are not a slave, quit acting like one. Also, if you find yourself in the same group with people who are enjoying good governance abroad and supporting godfatherism in Nigeria, you need help.
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@olasxni
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3 years
That track with Vector. Elite
@PulseNigeria247
Pulse Nigeria
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Sarkodie
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Lol slightly unrelated but someone complained that he wasn’t given food at my brother’s wedding then we watched the clip and saw that he ate twice.
@Dekunle27
Dekz
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At my wedding, nobody is going to eat twice, immediately you are served , they will put charcoal on your forehead "🙄🙄
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Mindful Conversation Questions Thread. Shall we? 1. What’s your earliest memory?
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