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tazer sleepy

2 years

hello here are the things i am on!!!!! insta: ohtazer tumblr: ohtazer cohost: ohtazer bereal: ohtazer hive: ohtazer masto: @ohtazer @hellch .at (also at @/jorts.horse) uhh what else what else,,,,

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tazer sleepy

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3 years

incredible to see in real time a country so effectively alienated from their labor come to the realization that labor-based collective action is a real source of power. also wild that this is in effect a siege lol.

Read Abolish Rent

@JoshuaPHilll

3 years

Truckers aren’t entering Colorado in protest of Rogel Lazaro Aguilera-Mederos getting a 110 year sentence after his breaks failed and his truck killed 4 people, a tragedy the company should be liable for. I think we’re about to see the power of truckers.

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damn he really did her dirty, didn't he

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3 years

why would you even publish this

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3 years

USA Donates Vaccines to Trinidad and Tobago

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this stuff is very important to share with older children. i talk to kids about it all the time, but that doesn't compare with seeing the cool looking stuff debunked in a highly accessible way like this

Chris Fox

@thisisFoxx

5 years

I tried out some "fake bakes" that have clocked up millions of views on YouTube, but don't actually work! featuring @howtocookthat

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this cat is absolutely supposed to be here

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this is just... absolutely unmoored shit. it takes a very specific kind of irrational attachment to write this thread and still have this be a takeaway.

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this is 131°F. this is torture. i will not say what i believe these landlords deserve you are welcome to use your imagination

Vancouver Tenants Union

@YVRTenantsUnion

3 years

After reports of tenants facing eviction for using fans and air conditioning during the deadly heatwave this weekend, a tenant sent us this picture of a thermometer showing their hallway at *55 degrees* yesterday after they've pleaded with the landlord for a week to turn off heat

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4 years

hey guys it's my first fancam please go easy on me 😅🥰

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4 years

i would love to see a megathread assembling all the videos that start as clearly palatable peaceful protests to send to the folks to start working on them tbh. i just want to have something for every argument. the bricks being brought out, pulling from cars, all that stuff

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4 years

Show your parents the twitter videos, the news is rotting them

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3 years

for context, pfizer vials contain 5 doses (6 only if you have a special type of syringe) meaning there's only 400-480 individual doses, and ultimately 200-240 fully vaccinated people. plenty for a place with a 1.4m population!

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4 years

ohhhhh baby that's a cryptid

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4 years

Nothing more emotionally confusing than a wet sloth

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4 years

@jk_rowling support women who need it more than this terf

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6 years

well i went down a really fun rabbit hole about radiation's effect on plant growth. this phenomenon is called fasciation, it does not require radiation for the mutation to occur but it's an increased risk after contamination. you've probably seen strawberries that look like this

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@ohtazer

3 years

this tweet is so much better when you see what preceded it

National Weather Service

@NWS

3 years

With severe storms expected, it's a good time to learn the difference between a Watch and a Warning.

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2 years

it's honestly embarrassing i ever thought this guy was cool. he seems so invested in the most pedantic interpretations of genuinely exciting and engaging topics to budding scientists. it's truly wild that for a while he was seen as a spiritual heir to sagan.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

@neiltyson

2 years

Lunar eclipses are so un-spectacular that if nobody told you what was happening to the Moon you’d probably not notice at all. Just sayin’.

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3 years

i muted this and then caught that golden moment

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@OFishbacon @chenchenzh yeah she for sure should have just gotten sicker and sicker, risking long term lung scarring or death, just because the US has a dysfunctional healthcare situation.

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3 years

of course lmao

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i finally understand why people go on facebook

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4 years

what the fuck

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5 years

ADDITIONALLY never underestimate the power of sometime-who-isn't-the-parent saying the exact same thing. it really helps when it's not the person they see as getting on their case about whatever on the daily

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weirdly obsessed with the fact that almost every bathroom cabinet available on amazon apparently offgases gnarly fumes. we had one that i ended up having to return after over a month(!) sitting in the basement hoping the migraine triggering smell would lessen

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4 years

The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction

@fandsf

4 years

“A good science fiction story should be able to predict not the automobile but the traffic jam.” ― Frederik Pohl

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5 years

this however is a very welcome addition to this conversation! i am going to have to check out this doc now

❣️Labor❣️Mel❣️

@labor_mel

5 years

@ohtazer @detachment_red she asked him to change her features so ppl wouldn’t recognize her, I heard this in a documentary about the painting. She later had him paint an individual portrait of her that does look like her

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5 years

he made up for it!!

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5 years

@ohtazer @PFTompkins Here she is in another painting of his

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2 years

they don't even know there's a banjo playing skeleton sitting right inside them

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6 years

that's a mutation where seeds start germinating while the plant is still growing!

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6 years

@absolute_phil @SublimeIntel @Bschmak @thebellecurves I'd rather just pay taxes toward it so that the people who require unnecessarily expensive daily drugs like insulin stop getting found dead because their campaign couldn't hit a funding mark

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7 years

@nekoewen Used to teach at a gamified after school program teaching board game design through modding existing games. Using stickers as merits and engaging in meta-conversation about value of social-cognition/gaming allowed for very meaningful development of social skills in program!

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@ohtazer

4 years

open for a fun surprise

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@ohtazer

3 years

i should have added this at way fewer likes, but there is a list of links to support funds for kellogg's striking workers in the second tweet of this thread. this has been a long and challenging action and the labor movement needs every win it can get

More Perfect Union

@MorePerfectUS

3 years

SCOOP: A Kellogg’s executive sent this email to other members of Kellogg’s management, bragging about the new tentative deal to end the 10-week strike. “In short… no overall gain for [workers] with 3 more weeks of strike and no income. No ratification bonus.”

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3 years

this is some of the hottest shit i have ever seen

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3 years

let's just say they have names and addresses and they are in fact listed in the thread and look guys i promise i only want to talk i *swear*

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6 years

@LLW90210 ngl i think more accurately it's new york: "thanks" [already halfway down the block]

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5 years

just to underscore why this is important, this is from July '19. yt is a big driver of kid culture now. it's useful to talk about the economic structure and machinations involved in this form of media.

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6 months

wowowow

Gizmodo

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6 months

Tesla Software Update Traps TikToker Inside 115-Degree Car

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@ohtazer

5 years

lmao if you read this tweet and think it signals zero understanding of how portrait modeling works as well as basics like evoking a specific motif/aesthetic (or as the kids say "big mood") please consider that you don't HAVE to assume the worst about people around you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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6 years

@Roarzz @dirak_ @shaun_jen

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11 years

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

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4 years

y'all ever scroll through and realize you are just on a specific person's tl instead of your own feed and panic about how long you've been scrolling and liking things

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6 years

but back to fasciaton, i think pineapples are my favorite

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@NormsRespecter @AliceAvizandum

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@Somniferously @SBANYPD oh, word? *buttons up shirt*

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7 years

@cwlcks @katiefitzpat @faiqus might want to knock out N4 "honey" lol

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6 months

booing loudly

ToastingTheTown.com

@toastingnyc

6 months

Clang clang clang went the trolley! This day in 1957: #NYC ended trolley car service

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5 years

@shockvaluecola idk i have had to tell grown ass adults that when they put a hot coal in a jar of peanut butter and then rinse pb off a fat quartz saying it turned into a diamond that that's not how that works. they wanted me to cite sources lmao.

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@ohtazer

3 years

sometimes my intrusive thought is simply the way cashews grow

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5 years

@mnicholscomedy @detachment_red this makes a lot of sense, thanks for the context! i had assumed it was solely in pursuit of a very specific aesthetic, and i just enjoyed imagining the "... are you SERIOUS??" conversation after the fact. also, glad to hear she got hers lol

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5 years

@eponawest especially with its popularity like damn i demand 5 Extremely Gorgeous portraits now thank you very much

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7 years

@itspronounced48 @BAKKOOONN These tweets are great to me because the way folks treat those working for them is a much more meaningful measure than with fans. I say this as a babysitter who's worked with the kids of musicians I've listened to since MS/HS

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7 months

it's so easy to normalize conditions that are conceptually horrifying. but honestly i think if i were one of the cows i would love this

Massimo

@Rainmaker1973

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Feeding time for the cows [📹 Adam Conn / thevetatthecoast19]

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5 years

just talking about advertising and content as an ecosystem where their brain is the main source of nutrients that feeds the machine can help a child understand what's going on, and why it's all so appealing.

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2 years

@deathbybadger the most "someone asked the dm for a name and they panicked" name there ever was

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5 months

brisk god is a perfect bridge between modern memetic culture and a deep appreciation for animals and the natural world

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3 years

unesco world heritage site

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5 years

it's an excellent springboard for developing skills in critical assessment, and a system that truly deserves a cynical lens. but again, depending on your relationship with kids, having another adult they look up to deliver/reinforce it can be instrumental to its absorption!

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6 years

ugh pouring out a 40 for da share zone not gone but forgotten

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6 years

apparently it happens in fruits on accident all the time, where they start sprouting. it can look anywhere from cool to horrifying, with almost every tomato pic coming in under "horrifying"

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@Publia1920 @CaesarRondina @MarioBooneTV @AnnNyberg @UConn @lucianwintrich @WTNH I actually would hope that schools open their doors to ways of thinking and are not attempting to build a box around the ideas on offer, however ideologies that at their core deny the dignity and humanity of others are IMO well beyond "another point of view"

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5 years

@OFishbacon @chenchenzh i doubt it was a decision made lightly, considering their awareness of the dire consequences. also, there is a very high likelihood that the most possible precaution was taken. east asians have been the butt of jokes for years for those same precautions being used regularly

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6 years

@jackhumphrey @alexis64murphy @CenterForBioDiv if regular ass house cats can decimate local bird and rodent populations from a fairly early age i have a feeling this actual wild and experienced hunter will be just fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@SamFeuerstelle @AMAZlNGNATURE @shoe0nhead I'm REALLY sorry, but: honey birdgers

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@Damn_it_Jim_ @GucciTurtIe Yeah except for

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from left to right: me on twitter, facebook, tumblr, instagram, and linkedin

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@Papapishu @MikeLarson15703 i came across something that was like "if the finish gets patchy, stripping and reseasoning is fine but you don't really have to do it, just cook more" and i stopped worrying so much and it's been great lol

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4 years

would you fuck any of the attached Green Giants, please refer to poll below and rt for science

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4 years

twitter truly on one tonight

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2 years

DOG BUS! DOG! BUS!! D O G B U S !!!

Simply AJ aka Studious Steve aka Scuba Steve!

@AJpart2EW

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Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹

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thinking about vivipary more... the interesting thing is that some don't appear to be growing cotelydons, the two embryonic leaves that sprout first. they are mature, including later stage parts like petals.

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3 years

sorry but i smell true crime brain coming off this one lol

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3 years

this is probably the best thread i have seen on household/human temp management so far. if anyone is like "wow, what weenies" you have to keep in mind that only 60% of portland households and 30% of seattle households have ac and they are being subjected to death valley temps rn.

Bitchcraft and Niggatry

@ArnicaxRoss

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If they're in the cooling room, get them flat and deploy the socks as well as the frozen veg. Top of the head, back of the neck, both armpits, small of the back, between the thighs, back of the knees. Try to bring their temp down in the cooling room BEFORE taking them to the bath

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3 years

holy shit (lower your volume) this is spectacular and terrifying and made a million times worse by the acoustics of the room they're in

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6 years

this is SUPPOSEDLY all plants from fukushima, but only a few exhibit fasciaton. a few others are what's called viviparious

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@ohtazer

4 years

It's officially my birthday. My mother is losing her vision and hearing and is unemployed sans UEI and is having trouble navigating insurance. Can you give me the ultimate gift by helping her maintain her senses?

Birthday Wish: Hearing Aids & Glaucoma Rx for Mom, organized by Anatasia Madoka Army

For my birthday, my wish is to give my mom one of her five sens… Anatasia Madoka Army needs your support for Birthday Wish: Hearing Aids & Glaucoma Rx for Mom

www.gofundme.com

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4 years

because in the social consciousness fatness is tied to morality in really toxic ways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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6 years

hooooooo boy if you don't take the coming geopolitical clusterfuck that will be mass migration seriously, like if it doesn't twist your stomach and literally keep you up (unless of course you have understandably compartmentalized it) i highly recommend looking into it

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India becoming too hot for human life is probably going to be the migration event that completely destabilizes global geopolitics

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@bombsfall i feel this the most when you get to see the moon illuminated by planetshine (sunlight bounces off of earth and onto moon) instead of the sun. that's when you can really get a sense that it's just a big ass ball right up there. feels more 3 dimensional. sends chills down my spine

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4 years

oh my god the guy who mic check'd his own insta is traveling up the coast to work with other police forces cool everyone meet 2020's deray lmao this time he doesn't even have charter schools to sell just his own brand.

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@imkuuhkirih @AnonTransHoe getting their credit in there because they're a real sweetie and this song is so beautiful in sentiment i literally got a little teary eyed lol

No$hu

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It looks like I was able to find the original audio to the waterjug video. My respects to comrade juggernaut

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@LLW90210 we aren't mean, just too busy!

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@cALtEX_ @NorthLycer I don't think this dude lives in the Philippines. Be wary, even well-meaning ppl who give false info will exhaust you quickly. Good luck.

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"unskilled labor" lmao

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listening to @WorldsBeyondPod

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@boegershausen_ @jackhumphrey @alexis64murphy @CenterForBioDiv no, it just means there were easy albeit temporary pickings for the taking. the fact that i can raid someone's fridge doesn't mean i can't otherwise feed myself.

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@nekoewen I will say, the owner came up with a BRILLIANT and fully formed concept that I could build a fucking thesis out of on its effectiveness in well-rounded education including social interaction but the owner doesn't quite understand why what he made works the way the rest of us did

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4 years

this time stamp is fucking wild

Constantine🫒

@olive_picker

5 years

This is what I imagine the 2020s will be like

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apparently a lot of cannabis growers see this, i would probably save these buds after curing lmao look how hairy it is 😍

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@verysmallanna the "hotter than before" was truly 😙👌

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@kenklippenstein jesus i watched a gen x dude do this exact thing before dropping a ton of hints about how they should all start swinging with each other it pays to be the one that doesn't hit the dance floor and hangs as "one of the guys"

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I AM FINALLY SATED

Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿

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4 years

how are you supposed to eat one

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3 years

islands in the middle of small lakes really revs my engines. the bigger the island, the smaller the lake, that's the good shit baby

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@Chinchillazllla @amaiahorion yes but... i love them

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5 years

you know you're playing with leftists when the entire concept of passive income on a human right is seen as the absurdity it is

eva lucía

@_soutomaior

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our watch party gave up on waiting so we’re playing Jackbox

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@DiodeLass @BensonMcDaniel @deathpigeon there's a variety of ways to cover 6 miles, and a lot of policy/market choices that unfortunately incentivizes personal vehicle travel. but it's pretty funny to imagine 6mi as this like, epic trek. people walk that amount for fun all the time, but of course brutal when obligatory

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@shockvaluecola these are fully framed as lifehacks, the companies putting them out defend them as real, and they display "projects" that could be seriously dangerous that even a lot of adults might not look at and go "that's going to end in a terrible burn"

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this is A Lot but every voice in this is so fucking well executed you can practically hear the dental prosthetics in quark's voice. odo's tonal characterization is spectacular, and rom is spot the fuck on it's truly wild

Jellicle Josh - Funemployed 😎

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@ShimermanArmin @IraStevenBehr @qtrcirclejab @JenKatWrites The Trouble with NFT's

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overhead a convo between 4yo and dad where he asked if dad being the oldest brother means he dies first and whether he's going to live a long time. the dad said "that's the plan" THIS KID STRAIGHT UP SAID "WELL DEATH HAS A WAY OF CREEPING UP ON YA 😋" y'all those POSTS are REAL

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2 years

i have been referencing this one so much in daily life

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what the ACTUAL FUCK lol

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@ProfOak @HoldenRedman i don't know if I'd call it self crit, more that she's very dedicated to her local and understandably angry at how the funds for her friends' injuries were mismanaged by national and pushing back against people who tell her that antifascist organizing is comparatively unimportant

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