I no joke used to work for a woman who used one of these and I have never in my life met anyone even remotely close to her level of intelligence. Real bitch though
(1/3) We are releasing a photo of the handgun that was in Manuel Esteban Paez Teranโs possession when a Georgia State Patrol trooper was shot on January 18 at the site of the future Atlanta Public Safety Training Center.
One year ago today I was high on acid trying to calm my neolib girlfriend down because she was crying so hard about rbg that she threw up on the paint counter at ace hardware and I told her that her legacy will last forever because she's a justice still in Futurama
@GarakPassive
@lmNOTcatholic
@heyraptor
Poste also allegedly ran around a group of kids, taking them on hikes and such teaching them to tourture and kill animals, and only being referred to by the kids as "the old man"
From now on if you make ober 150k and you have actually given therapy a serious shot and you're still unhappy career wise the answer is get over it. you make more money than most people ever will by triple and you can use that money to find happiness elsewhere.
In north korea you have to jack off to a nude picture of kim jong un every day in front of an inspector. The inspector is also jacking off. If you dont cum they will feed you to a big dragon
@firagawalkwthme
Try to see if your county has a volunteer list for clinics, I'm probably a little lucky since the better half is in healthcare but I got mine for volunteering to manage traffic at a drive thru clinic
@SweatieAngle
Can I get a enchalada pic with your sauce on and one without it on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your guac in any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your enchaladas from the front and one where they're spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of your
@Actuallilypup
@PLUSH_WITCH
If you feel thia way making 400k a year and have an extra 20 hours of time (or more since he's remote) you need to do some serious self reflection on entitlement. Im not saying youre not allowed to have problems but most pwople woukd kill for a fraction of these resources
Made the first arrest of his entire career, was texting his wife to brag, drove into a river, killing himself and extrajudicially murdering a woman. Rot in hell
Several years ago I watched I jelly roll do a fat line in the green room and then immediately puke into the rest of the coke AND shit in his pants and the show had to get rain checked to the next night because nobody could figure out where to buy clothes big enough that night
Was talking to a girl at the bar and could tell through her sweatpants she had a huge bush but when i said i had medical ketamine and collected retro survival horrors she started barking and following me around
Hey kids that Pat Tillman guy from the opening commercial of the Super Bowl actually never got missed when targeted for short passes. Google "Pat Tillman 10 Yards" to learn more
Tobin Bell fails the Forensic Tests/Bio female Skull match/5x the female gait/legs crossed/1 foot behind the other/1 x flamingo foot/but Fanx for playing CSI with me
#forensics
#CSI
#Egi
~ Its ALL of them.. No Exceptions
When I was 9 a 42 year old man roundhouse kicked me in the head a little league and I permanently lost the ability to sight read music and tell time on an analog clock but six months later he had a stroke while driving and killed his wife and three kids rear ending semi doing 89
Man its super easy to clown on this but they served an intellectually disabled man three lemonades that each individually contain the suggested daily limit of caffiene
Start rambling about how earth is actually a gnostic soul prison and reality is an illusion and try to impress you by drinking more tequila than you've ever seen a single person consume before
Hey man just relax, you're probably only gonna be tripping for a few more hours even though it's also much more likely that you're going to feel like this for the rest of your life
@girliepoppers
Her ability to learn and retain information and her unmatched social skills. I've never met someone that could cover both sides of the coin as fully as she could. I never saw the woman struggle or second guess herself in a single moment
I built a simple rain shelter for the 4 rabbit kits that have been set up by mom in my back yard. I also set up a camera so that I can watch them and make sure mom is coming back to feed them. They are my children now and I will protect them with my life
You aint ready for a Deftones bitch lil bro [spinning 180ยฐ really fast and my 19" wallet chain smashes into my balls like a whip but i play it cool even though its excruciating] take your ass back to Radiohead hoes
Effects ive noticed:
-Suicidal ideation increased tenfold
-Cant focus on anything at work or in personal life
-Sleep quality massively diminished
-Somehow have less money?
-Bored beyond what i thought possible at all times
-Significantly worse at all of my hobbies
This thing has been open at the end of my property for like three weeks and my neighbor said he called a dozen times to no avail. Yesterday before i went to my dads i soaked it down with the hose real good and they had it fixed by the time i got home.
Think smarter not harder