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@ohcrapohno

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๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ ion really trust the planet Saturn like that

moyda mitten
Joined December 2014
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@ohcrapohno
The Cardigans 2
2 months
bro said oh word an 11 year old ๐Ÿ‘€ send her to me
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Kurrco
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Drake responds to Kendrick, says he doesn't have a daughter ๐Ÿ‘€ "Send her to me... these guys are in shambles"
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Five gripped and a loosie is crazy
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They singing about your ass on oompa loompa twitter
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@ohcrapohno
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I no joke used to work for a woman who used one of these and I have never in my life met anyone even remotely close to her level of intelligence. Real bitch though
@carobunga
not toe lover
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They made a chair for my ex wife
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@ohcrapohno
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Yeah right
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@GBI_GA
GA Bureau of Investigation
1 year
(1/3) We are releasing a photo of the handgun that was in Manuel Esteban Paez Teranโ€™s possession when a Georgia State Patrol trooper was shot on January 18 at the site of the future Atlanta Public Safety Training Center.
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The Cardigans 2
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@brianbjay I was thinking about your potato and when she sent the tart it was like a flashbang went off
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@ohcrapohno
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here's what you would look like if you were white
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@stillgray
Ian Miles Cheong
5 months
Homeless drug addicts should be arrested on sight and put in rehabilitation camps. Anyone who disagrees with this policy is an idiot.
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@ohcrapohno
The Cardigans 2
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One year ago today I was high on acid trying to calm my neolib girlfriend down because she was crying so hard about rbg that she threw up on the paint counter at ace hardware and I told her that her legacy will last forever because she's a justice still in Futurama
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@ohcrapohno
The Cardigans 2
2 years
@DJSkullfetish I'm not giving new fucking jersey lake michigan
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@ohcrapohno
The Cardigans 2
11 months
On shrooms at a street festival and I can hear the nirnroot chimes coming from a 5' 4" officer's holster
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@ohcrapohno
The Cardigans 2
10 months
Molly Ringwald in here brotha I don't care about michael jackson and whatever little boy he took sittin back there
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Pop Base
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Kylie Jenner and Timothรฉe Chalamet at the US Open.
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Playing dolls with the Internet cartoons like a big boy
@trad_west_
Trad West
5 months
Would you fellas?
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@ohcrapohno
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@GarakPassive @lmNOTcatholic @heyraptor Poste also allegedly ran around a group of kids, taking them on hikes and such teaching them to tourture and kill animals, and only being referred to by the kids as "the old man"
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@ohcrapohno
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Bet you can't guess what she did
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@ohcrapohno
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1 year
RIp Barbara Walters ๐Ÿ’ฏ u kno babs kept that shit goopy for 93 solid
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@emptytesticles Get over it
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From now on if you make ober 150k and you have actually given therapy a serious shot and you're still unhappy career wise the answer is get over it. you make more money than most people ever will by triple and you can use that money to find happiness elsewhere.
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@daveloach2 One time when I was on a bunch of shrooms at the bar I came in my pants watching a pretty girl eat a really sloppy cheeseburger
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@ohcrapohno
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@GarakPassive @lmNOTcatholic @heyraptor Zodiac or not poste was a deeply disturbed person
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@nonbinaryfenris she needs no fixing. I promise you that you are so far beneath her it's incomprehensible
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@Clayton_Hill1 Means this guys an asshole
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@ohcrapohno
The Cardigans 2
1 year
Me at the sink at my sister in laws house
@GoranGligovic
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Once again posting the very best statue of Hercules. Drunk off his ass, this guy
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@ohcrapohno
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1 year
In north korea you have to jack off to a nude picture of kim jong un every day in front of an inspector. The inspector is also jacking off. If you dont cum they will feed you to a big dragon
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The Cardigans 2
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@winkleypickles dawg lookin at this now this mf got at least 3 different hot dog brands goin on
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The Cardigans 2
3 years
@Iameaschris One time I went out to get the mail and there was some random guys doordash order on my stoop and it was 9 extra mayo mc chickens
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@Papapishu Running my oven non-stop for 4 straight days
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Indian guy getting a full back piece of an oktoberfest keg and Otto von Bismarck in front of a massive nazi flag
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@ecto_fun This has to be unintentional and just pure gold right
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Formerly Sneeds
@LocalDingus
Hollywood Deals
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was just here and absolutely no one knew you
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@ohcrapohno
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@firagawalkwthme Try to see if your county has a volunteer list for clinics, I'm probably a little lucky since the better half is in healthcare but I got mine for volunteering to manage traffic at a drive thru clinic
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The Cardigans 2
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@SweatieAngle Can I get a enchalada pic with your sauce on and one without it on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your guac in any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your enchaladas from the front and one where they're spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of your
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Counterpoint
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@Actuallilypup @PLUSH_WITCH If you feel thia way making 400k a year and have an extra 20 hours of time (or more since he's remote) you need to do some serious self reflection on entitlement. Im not saying youre not allowed to have problems but most pwople woukd kill for a fraction of these resources
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The Cardigans 2
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This is the single gayest thing any human being could possibly do ever
@EAM_Reader
Weps
1 year
@churrascooooo @SuburbanJihadi Her eyes light up when I hand her the card
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@ohcrapohno
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@rodneystubbs Bro ran out of ketchup too
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@gay_kyle2 Not me I'd be like duuuuuude you know Qaaltar?? Then we'd make him do whippets until he started calling Eisenhower racial slurs
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@ohcrapohno
The Cardigans 2
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@rayyago Dudes, and I cannot stress this enough, rock.
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@MILFmassacre Dude it's so goated genuinely I have one at all 3 of my desks and one in Mt car
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@sjwarlock @DJSkullfetish I could single handedly annihilate every person in new jersey
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@lilvvvvv @hotsplifs That's ok I can just go to your media tab and look at a pic of your butthole
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@drextron Nope! Not even close
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Can u die from laser tag?
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When da archons tryna bs me after i die but im thugged up psychically
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3 years
@firagawalkwthme @punishedpope That shitty as fuck bread knife was definitely a whiff
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Made the first arrest of his entire career, was texting his wife to brag, drove into a river, killing himself and extrajudicially murdering a woman. Rot in hell
@GLFOP
National Fraternal Order of Police (FOP)
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๐Ÿ”น Blessed Are The Peacemakers ๐Ÿ”น Deputy Sheriff Robert J. Leonard Meigs County Sheriff's Office, Tennessee End of Watch: Wednesday, February 14, 2024 #EnoughIsEnough #OfficerDown #EOW #ThinBlueLine
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@tenderveteran God work's in mysterious ways.
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@bitchboymcgee There goes my hero...
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Several years ago I watched I jelly roll do a fat line in the green room and then immediately puke into the rest of the coke AND shit in his pants and the show had to get rain checked to the next night because nobody could figure out where to buy clothes big enough that night
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
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Jelly Roll won new artist of the year at 39 years old. Keep going. @BussinWTB
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@OatchiEnjoyer I know a lot of people doing just fine in seattle on a fuckin lot less
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Was talking to a girl at the bar and could tell through her sweatpants she had a huge bush but when i said i had medical ketamine and collected retro survival horrors she started barking and following me around
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@ohcrapohno
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Hey kids that Pat Tillman guy from the opening commercial of the Super Bowl actually never got missed when targeted for short passes. Google "Pat Tillman 10 Yards" to learn more
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@Actuallilypup If you can't fill your cup on 400k go to therapy and if that doesn't work buy a jet ski
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@YouthAuth0rity @krispbea She made that place an unfathomable amount of money and was straight up banned from many bar trivia leagues
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The Cardigans 2
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For $60 i will come to your partners house and discreetly feed this thing 150 tylenol
@Hoodville_
Hoodville
1 year
Every hoe got this dog
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@liveonmarfin She should be forced to smash rocks with a pickaxe forever
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The Cardigans 2
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Nah they transvestigating damn jigsaw
@TheSono71468392
The Son of Man
7 months
Tobin Bell fails the Forensic Tests/Bio female Skull match/5x the female gait/legs crossed/1 foot behind the other/1 x flamingo foot/but Fanx for playing CSI with me #forensics #CSI #Egi ~ Its ALL of them.. No Exceptions
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Bro i thought this meant in the octagon
@AP
The Associated Press
6 months
Defendant who attacked judge in wild courtroom video will face her again in Las Vegas
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Selling my dad's air conditioner for a bag of all dressed
@nypost
New York Post
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Ice cream and potato chips are just as addictive as cocaine or heroin: research
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@m_ccuri
Maria Curi
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Full list for Schumer's AI insight forum:
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Man i went to go pick up groceries but i forgot it was a bunch of rocks in my trunk
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@billyumson If the legends are true
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Economy's fucked they got the babadook workin at the chocolate factory dawg
@bene25_
Ben
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This Willy Wonka story is incredible. What's going on here? What part of the film was this hahahahaha.
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@mariokartdwi Did you buy any real food
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@therealwaleezy @tresdessert Hit the post to make that joke but I'm glad someone else thought the same.thing
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This thing is a lot smaller than i anticipated
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JUST SO YOU ASSHOLES KNOW I FOUND SOMEONE TO ASSIST THANKS FOR NOTHING
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When I was 9 a 42 year old man roundhouse kicked me in the head a little league and I permanently lost the ability to sight read music and tell time on an analog clock but six months later he had a stroke while driving and killed his wife and three kids rear ending semi doing 89
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Wish there was an animal with psychoactive milk
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Man its super easy to clown on this but they served an intellectually disabled man three lemonades that each individually contain the suggested daily limit of caffiene
@NBCNews
NBC News
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Panera Breadโ€™s highly caffeinated โ€œCharged Lemonadeโ€ is now blamed for a second death, according to a new lawsuit.
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@nataliafadeev
Gun Waifu
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when youโ€™re mean to Israel this is who youโ€™re being mean to:
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Start rambling about how earth is actually a gnostic soul prison and reality is an illusion and try to impress you by drinking more tequila than you've ever seen a single person consume before
@darth__mouth
โ˜พlil โ˜พweedy โ˜พ
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iโ€™m making eye contact at the hotel bar. wyd
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Hey man just relax, you're probably only gonna be tripping for a few more hours even though it's also much more likely that you're going to feel like this for the rest of your life
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5 months
They fuckin w me
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Whoever behind this account is so horny 24/7 that we might gotta kill them for our own safety
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@girliepoppers Her ability to learn and retain information and her unmatched social skills. I've never met someone that could cover both sides of the coin as fully as she could. I never saw the woman struggle or second guess herself in a single moment
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2 years
This is what Noah Cyrus looks like
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@still_oppressed Its also hilarious that he looks way older than he is
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The Cardigans 2
2 years
I built a simple rain shelter for the 4 rabbit kits that have been set up by mom in my back yard. I also set up a camera so that I can watch them and make sure mom is coming back to feed them. They are my children now and I will protect them with my life
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@krispbea She was big
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You aint ready for a Deftones bitch lil bro [spinning 180ยฐ really fast and my 19" wallet chain smashes into my balls like a whip but i play it cool even though its excruciating] take your ass back to Radiohead hoes
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@Hehe1138508 As specific as id like to be high level admin in a very large doctoral college
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The Cardigans 2
1 year
Effects ive noticed: -Suicidal ideation increased tenfold -Cant focus on anything at work or in personal life -Sleep quality massively diminished -Somehow have less money? -Bored beyond what i thought possible at all times -Significantly worse at all of my hobbies
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@ch1w33th3d0g I'm lactose intolerant and I still drink about a half gallon a day
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The Cardigans 2
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This thing has been open at the end of my property for like three weeks and my neighbor said he called a dozen times to no avail. Yesterday before i went to my dads i soaked it down with the hose real good and they had it fixed by the time i got home. Think smarter not harder
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Just been reading this tagline over and over for like 45 minutes thinking about the state of mankind
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@firagawalkwthme Sacred deer is an interesting choice here i kinda dig it
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@jetski0 Brazillians with virtualdj a different breed this is unreal
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You make me sit like this all day I'm shittin my draws no doubt
@kristsdarzins
Krists Darzins
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Forget HermanMiller. This is the new shit.
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My gf did this and it got so moldy ahe had to go to the hospital
@chillextremist
trevy
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If you wanna step up your shower game hang some eucalyptus
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@justin_fenton how many people did he 'find' illegal guns on during traffic stops
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