I opened a new account today to save money for my Japa out of this Country. I don't care how long it will take me and before then I must have finished my second degree ๐คฒ.
Dear husbands, when your wife is pregnant please help her to shave her vagina before her due date. That place is your main course meal before food. When their stomach is big, they struggle to shave that place and it's not good for them.
Please, help them to shave their vagina.
Please, I need a friend or a bestie anyone that I can share how my day went, gist with (I Dey always get local and international news), go out together, have the best fun with, laugh together and do everything together.
P.S: I do not need a one sided friendship, thank you ๐
After getting married, I will like to enjoy my husband before thinking about how children will come in even if it's for a year or two, let me just enjoy my husband to the fullest ๐.
@MaverickThamani
@unfuvkwthable
From giving you broom and Parker, they will be giving you money to buy lunch from then, they will be giving their house keys to go and clean their houses for them. Nonsense and ingredients
Dear future husband, don't forget its low key court wedding anybody that wants to eat and drink should come overt to the house. I no get strength and I too lazy for all this wedding doings ๐
A woman saw my makeup on Tuesday and told me to come make her up for her family thanksgiving/party. She called me today only to find out she's a Permanent Secretary in another Ministry.
Dear Lord, is this how you are? ๐ฅบ๐ญ
I get small testimony o. I received the gift of the Holy Spirit on Thursday midnight. I poured my heart in Guc's desperate song, it was just on repeat.
Finally, I have my own language of the Holy Ghost something I have been praying for since my teen age.
Dear
@RealDonaldDoo
, I pray you find someone who has the same ideology and everything as you. I have been on your tweet about telling your partner a secret for a long time now and I love it ๐.
First time washing a car and I want to die, I want to faint, I'm hungry, I want to lie down till tomorrow, all my body is paining me, I'm having headache all over and my small hands wants to break off ๐ฅบ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
At 16 was the age I had to write down the things I want and I became serious about it.
Now, I'm 23. I'm done with my first degree, I'm in my second degree, I work in a comfortable environment, I have a joint business with my elder sister that I make so much profit from,
I have a job, a side business and I'm on a journey to own a second degree in Mass communication. When short people like me talk, you bend down and listen to me. Thank you.
Whenever I go to my aunt's office to see her, all her friends will start asking if I'm just coming out from Secondary School or I'm waiting for Jamb ๐ฅบ.
Dear God, abeg increase my height small and give me small flesh nah ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
My dad giving me surprise visits from Lagos to Abuja is one of the best things in my life. From now till Wednesday , I will be waking up to cooked delicious food, small night outing and food, food, gists and pet names ๐ฅฐ๐คธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
I'm praying seriously for this guy to make it big and then balance the blessings with a car.
I can't be in your life and things will be the same when I'm prayerful and resourceful?
No way!!!!!!!!
I'm looking for a job please. A sales attendant or any kind of job in Jos. I have a good strong costomer relationship, I'm computer literate, ability to work with team mates, friendly and polite. Pls, help me RT my employer might be on your TL ๐
@connect_jos
@oluwadaser
You are dating someone and you want the person you are dating to ask you "specially and specifically" to be his Val???
Hmmm..... hmmmm..... wow wow wow wowwwww ๐
The kind fight that happened today in School ๐. Wigs, clothes and everything was just flying up and down ๐. They tore each others clothes, breasts every where.
What caused fight? Man
Who fought? 100L 1st semester girls that just registered ๐๐คฃ.
I did something yesterday ๐. I left my four tires in the office to make use of a public transport. I paid for everyone who was in that car with me and the countless 'God bless you' made me to more fulfilled and happy ๐ and I loved it โบ๏ธ.
@TheInfamous__
I am a low key Titan o but I don't even do all this things. I focus on myself everyday and in too busy to be hyping someone that doesn't even know I exist. Las Las everybody go dey alright
@meetjeo
@Steadi_lady
@lohyce_
Before I agreed to go anywhere with anyone whether it's a female, I'm definitely having my own cash and also making sure that my debit card is in my purse.
As a single lady I can't lie, there are some times I need someone to talk to about everything apart from Family, motivate me, go to dates and do everything together but as for now, I'm still in my hard girl mode till further notice ๐ฅฐ.
Please in any Organization you are working no matter how low your level might be, try and be relevant. Make yourself so relevant in such a way that they won't be able to do anything without you.
P.S: This is from my own experience.
With all the mass failure and portal glitch in my School, I scaled through like I got what I prayed for.
Dear Lord, you are too faithful to fail and disappoint ๐ฅบ๐ญ๐คฒ.
Every week in my office, me and my guys about 4 guys contribute money to buy beverages, bread or Carton of biscuits for breakfast every morning. One of them had to buy boiling kettle for boiling of water. It's been a year plus with them and the bond between us is stronger. ๐๐
Being a loner could be difficult at times. When you need someone to talk to, you won't know who to or trust your information with so you just have to fall back on your family or keep it to yourself ๐ฅบ.
So if you want to prevent your black jeans from fading is to wrap it in a nylon bag and put inside the freezer, no washing with soap or sponge scrubbing? Okay. The things I learn from this App ๐คธโโ๏ธ.
See me sending messages to people to know if they will be
@FarmhouseAbuja
tomorrow. I have never been this serious about hangouts like this before ๐ฅบ. If you are going to be there, let me know. No air abeg ๐ฅบ๐คฒ
I slapped someone yesterday ๐. When people were struggling to enter the exam hall the guy at my back pressed my bum bum, I just turned and gave him a slap and ask him if he was crazy or stupid. After the exam, he looked for me and apologized.
I am now the Youth President after votes and everything in Church today ๐๐ฅณ๐. There was no way I could reject it even when I wanted to. My Pastor said I preached like people that is in Theological School ๐๐.
My TL is filled with people that went to wedding, dates, restaurants and outside.
Olivia, could you please give me one reason why you were at home eating Cheese balls? ๐ฅด
Today's exam was exactly what I prayed for.
Exam score: 40
Test/assignments score: 30
Total: 70 that means I'm having a A in that course ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐
Since I started living alone, you can never see my leg outside once it's 6pm and it has become a norm for me anywhere I am even when at work or school. I don't know if it is about my home training or how I've actually grown but whichever thing it is, I'm thankful for it.
The day I will learn how to go out on my own, know places, check out restaurants, Amala spots, ice cream places ehhh...... but my lazy ass won't allow me. I just want lie on my bed with my blanket, press phone and eat ๐.
The kind of pride some of you display on this app is unnecessary. Bcos he is a cleaner and his tag says a "cleaner" doesn't necessarily mean you should call him a cleaner. He has a name given to him by his parents and from birth.
There is something about the gift of the Holy Ghost that I have noticed. The heavenly language increases when you worship God, do His will and hold him tight. He adds more to you and I pray that one day, I will start and end my prayer with speaking in tongues. I'm getting there.