See-me-Yawn🥱 @ofubwa Twitter profile

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@ofubwa

5 years

Did you hear about the man who died from eating too much peanut butter? He odii'd #dryjokeswednesday

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@ofubwa

4 months

Fake Black Noir trying to be Black Noir. #theboys

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@ofubwa

2 years

This ain't the Police. This the Pope-o

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@RuhangaEd

2 years

I'd watch this

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@ofubwa

1 year

Ain't Norway, ain't Nor fucking way🎵

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1 year

Haaland x Future Wtf is random link up 😭😭

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@ofubwa

2 years

This is a nice set up. Well executed.

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@ofubwa

9 months

If you find yours with ticks, are they Nike?

Nkumba's chairman

@Liampaul21

9 months

Knickers from Ankole available now.😂

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@ofubwa

8 months

You can only post this today

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@ofubwa

2 years

@sportbible It's even funnier when you find out his initials spell I BET 😂😂😂

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@ofubwa

10 months

That's not a gift bag. It's a spoiler alert😂

#BlackMzungu ™ ◢◤ 🍉

@_BlackMzungu

5 years

Secret Santa should be abolished 😭😌😂

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@ofubwa

2 years

@Nuello_ @muharawomuntu Niggasaki

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@ofubwa

1 year

We used to be tweeps. Now, we are

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@ofubwa

4 years

Forget Killmonger Vs Loki. This is where the real battle is.

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@ofubwa

3 years

"In every 4 women, 3 prefer backshots"

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@ofubwa

1 year

@AnujSha113 Wanda: you took everything away from me Thanos: I don't even know who you are 😂😂

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@ofubwa

3 years

I don't have a lot of money but I want to give this Jap a dollar😊

Nyaf 🌹

@nyafono_

3 years

Jopadhola girl from Tororo ☺️

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@ofubwa

1 year

Oodiia

Eastenda Joe 🇺🇬

@KABAYANJA

1 year

Define early morning pain🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😰😰😰

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@ofubwa

2 years

Lord, I didn't ask for Ebola. I wanted to be A BALLER.

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@ofubwa

1 year

Whoever doesn't post a Kanye interview is a liar😂

NFR Podcast

@nfr_podcast

1 year

What’s your favorite moment from an artist interview?

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@ofubwa

11 months

You spelled "daughter" with a British accent? 😆

angel👼

@nyamuangel

11 months

A degree hotter🎓Lord your daugher is happy🥰

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@ofubwa

1 year

What is this supposed to be? Bro code?

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@Keanokonfidenc1

1 year

My brother and I got matching tats with each others birthdays on This is also both our first🙌🏾

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@ofubwa

2 years

That's funny. I Noah guy that looks just like him.

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@ofubwa

3 years

@KingJosiah54 When Giannis was asked why they couldn't beat the Hawks. Giannis:

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@ofubwa

3 years

I once asked a friend to show me the Capital city of Jamaica. It's that day I was

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@ofubwa

2 years

Ben was bound to get his clout. Suuna or later...

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@ofubwa

7 months

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@CreeCoder

7 months

My cat just knocked my new MacBook off the table

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@ofubwa

2 years

Imagine Mi Casa come to Uganda and go to Casablanca for food and the food they eat gives them food poisoning. So they decide to sue. The newspaper will read "Mi Casa Sue Casa"😂😂

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@ofubwa

1 year

Mischief

Kinyera Jordan

@kinyerajordan

1 year

What is the English word for the wife of a Chief?

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@ofubwa

2 years

"My juice has medicine..."

Hella Ugandans

@hellaugandans

2 years

If you know you know 🤣🤣

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@ofubwa

1 year

How do you get doors at Uganda National Oil Company to open? UNOC

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@ofubwa

9 months

Mary: Babe, I'm pregnant Joseph: But you said you're a virgin. Mary: I am. The Holy Spirit did it. Joseph:

God's Fav😎

@allanoo888

9 months

Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?

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@ofubwa

1 year

He felt like it was high time he ended it. Plane and Simple

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@cokeandaSlice

1 year

This guy on the plane just broke up w/ his girlfriend and she's SOBBING

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@ofubwa

9 months

And if she's from the west

𝐊𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐮💸

@kkashushu_

9 months

Everyone: Penelope Ugandans : Penlop

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@ofubwa

3 years

This lady decided to steal my boy's TV and decoder from his place. Women in Take💀

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@ofubwa

10 months

Just get her a taxi to Mukono and say you misheard.

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@Owishemwe

10 months

Baddies are getting more expensive by the day, what do you mean secret santa you want a trip to Monaco 😭

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@ofubwa

6 months

At least you can tell her you work at Mapeera

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@RuhangaEd

6 months

Hot neighbor found me climbing a guava tree

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@ofubwa

2 years

Mr. And Mrs. Spencer. Di Spensers

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@ofubwa

1 year

@APDeniseW My guy said

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@ofubwa

1 year

Just outside Centenary Bank. Call that a Payment slip💀

🧸.🧸

@gideonKutexa

1 year

Kampala is hard 😂😭😭😭

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@ofubwa

3 years

Do you know why it's a crime to pick up money that isn't yours? Because it is money londa-ring

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@ofubwa

2 years

Chris Evans Chris Evans

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@ofubwa

2 years

My friend Linda invited me to go see her at her place. So, i bought a few things before i went to

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@ofubwa

3 years

What do you call a vegetable that makes you laugh? Obu-tickle #dryjokeswednesday

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@ofubwa

1 year

How much they are allowed to eat. Like what's the Bear Minimum?

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@CheriJacobus

1 year

What do you suppose they are talking about?

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@ofubwa

1 year

Met a boda guy who's always had bad luck with his customers. Like he's picked up thieves too much and gotten robbed like 3+ times. I told him he's a bad jaj of character 💀

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@ofubwa

3 years

@BleacherReport No one: Carmelo:

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@ofubwa

4 years

Imagine if pigs became extinct. ᴬᵖᵒʳᵏᵃˡʸᵖˢᵉ

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@ofubwa

2 years

Irish Potatoes are so good. They need to be paid a salary. Potato Wages

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@ofubwa

2 years

@ClutchPointsApp Shröder's reaction to Nunn being traded.

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@ofubwa

3 years

It means the man is Kidding

JONAM’S PRINCESS👑👑

@AtimCharlotte

3 years

Can somebody tell me what the goat is for ?

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@ofubwa

1 year

Is her name Maggie?

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@ofubwa

1 year

Uganda watching others play after they get knocked out in the group stage.

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@ofubwa

1 year

Sarah Bellum

@tamsully12

1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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@ofubwa

10 months

Thick women mean the world to him?

Freeyore

@MeWeFree_

10 months

What is your interpretation of this artwork?

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@ofubwa

9 months

Jesus narrating how he got arrested by the authorities

God's Fav😎

@allanoo888

9 months

Imagine if bible characters were Ugandans?

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@ofubwa

1 year

That man-dazi not love you. Okay, I'm done😂

Caroline

@Carolinerathabe

1 year

Guys he bought me flours 🥹

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@ofubwa

3 years

If I ever had to summon anyone to do a vaseline ad, I'd Samona👇🏾

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@ofubwa

2 years

Violence isn't the answer. Take legal action. Sew him.

Yenze Nagawa.

@AngellaMumbejja

2 years

I want to sit by this tailor, with a stick in my hands 😭

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@ofubwa

1 year

I've just realised that these inconveniences are part and Passo of Ugandan travel.

R Sosa

@ghosts16ab

1 year

A Toyota Passo has just knocked a Range Rover. Am here for the drama

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@ofubwa

3 years

Some chic said her friend's feet are so cute that she's jealous of her. Ayina feet-ina

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@ofubwa

2 years

Me at 35 asking my father for the TV remote

Ochieng🦈

@fanuel__ochieng

2 years

But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako

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@ofubwa

4 months

Signed to Deaf Jam

Africa Facts Zone

@AfricaFactsZone

4 months

Congo 🇨🇬 has produced Africa's first mute Rapper named MC Baba.

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@ofubwa

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Peter Mpaka

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@ofubwa

2 years

What's Kizz Daniel's favourite vegetable? Buga

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@ofubwa

3 months

Is her name Anita?

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@RoryPetzer

3 months

Soft wear developer. ❤️

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@ofubwa

2 years

Are they seniors because they've seen years?

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@ofubwa

4 years

Do you know what President Moi said at the end of his term? It's Arap #dryjokeswednesday

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@ofubwa

5 months

I'm not Among them

Anita Among's finest.

@MzeeKayiira

5 months

An attack on @AnitahAmong is an attack on the entire will of 48m Ugandans.

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@ofubwa

7 months

Late submission but this was peak twitter

payo

@enywaru

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A screenshot of that one tweet.

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@ofubwa

2 years

If we're being Ginuwine, he fell off the big stage

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@ofubwa

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Acan

@I_I_Acan

1 year

Bro. Blood from a person with a fever is so WARM

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@ofubwa

6 months

Just know if you're dark skinned, you're out of Ham's way

electrowave baby 😈

@tandeka_mutebi

6 months

Bro’s got a type 😂

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@ofubwa

5 years

Rihanna: You have to audition to feature on my new album. Shaggy: But what's the use?🎵

Complex

@Complex

5 years

Shaggy turned down the opportunity to be featured on Rihanna’s #R9 album because he didn’t want to audition:

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@ofubwa

2 years

Now you know why our parents didn't want us to eat at other people's homes💀

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@yaitskayy

2 years

scrambled eggs for breakfast 😋

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@ofubwa

4 years

Do you know why it's cool to take porridge? It is bujji

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@ofubwa

4 years

Are you from Kumi district? Because you're a 10😅

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@ofubwa

1 year

Casita you got the food

Kinyera Jordan

@kinyerajordan

1 year

What I ordered vs. What I was served. La Casita, Naguru.

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@ofubwa

3 years

In which church is it mandatory to be quiet? Basilica #dryjokeswednesday

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@ofubwa

2 years

A conference for simps. Simposium

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@ofubwa

3 years

And it was at that point that French Montana realised he was hanging out with A-kon man.

Rap-Up

@RapUp

3 years

French Montana says Akon gifted him a fake watch ⌚️

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@ofubwa

2 years

Is this the part of the tree they call "bark"?

James McKenzie

@jamesmckz

2 years

Should I take my dog to the vet?

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@ofubwa

10 months

The dress code was formal, not Foamal.

Agaba

@PostbyAgaba

10 months

How is my ‘kisaati’?

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@ofubwa

2 years

@Ballislife @LFGsports My guy when he was asked if he was with his friends.

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@ofubwa

9 months

You gave her a tange-ring

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@ofubwa

3 years

Half pilau half fries

kira 👾

@kirawontmiss

3 years

i’m still trying to figure out wtf Thanos was cooking

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@ofubwa

2 years

Where in Uganda do they consume one amp of electricity? Kara-moja #dryjokeswednesday

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@ofubwa

3 years

What do you call a Chinese man who has nothing? Tewa-Lee

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@ofubwa

2 years

Which tribe has produced the most painters? Langi #dryjokeswednesday

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@ofubwa

2 years

"If the chic you marry is mid, does that make her a midwife?"

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@ofubwa

1 year

No one's going to say it? Okay. What he found was a copycat

internet hall of fame

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@ofubwa

2 years

What did Drake say to his Mutoro girlfriend? "Akiki, do you love me?"

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@ofubwa

3 months

A stable plane? Yay or Neigh?

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

3 months

Horses on a plane

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@ofubwa

2 years

Do you like funny guys because your name says to Stay funny?💀🤭

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@ofubwa

2 years

Hon. Sarah should just relax and Open-di ting.

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@ofubwa

3 years

Has CJs released a statement or they don't give a rat's ass?💀💀 OK I'm done

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@ofubwa

4 years

Eh maaamaa you buying audi, I'm buying odii

doja phat

@PhatDoja

4 years

Bought myself an Audi 💍💍💍💍

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@ofubwa

2 years

=Givemesum

memes.xlsx

@ExcelHumor

3 years

if excel was a dating app, what would it be called

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@ofubwa

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Those guys who got caned by that Pastor. Can you call them the.... Migos?

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@ofubwa

3 years

"I think this business of going to Nabbingo and Nabisunsa must stop. These boys need to concentrate on their studies. "

Jeremiah Ainebyona

@jerryjones99

3 years

Speaking nonsense at the PTA meetings just to embarrass my kid 😂>>>>>>>

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@ofubwa

2 years

"It's insane how this is going to sound. But, I'm mad over you"

Nze Masaaba 🫵

@JamesMasaaba

2 years

A patient at Butabika proposed to a doctor 😊😊😊😊😊 Isn't love a beautiful thing😂

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@ofubwa

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The Ghanian currency is so weak. I'm sorry to Cedis.

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