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4 years

could be worse, Michigan fans at least you ducked Illinois when they had their best player healthy

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Joe Milton heard you loud and clear

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they allllllll laughed at the big ten west WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? (spiritually iu is b1g west)

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2 years

Scott Frost hit the transfer portal HARD, which is a common tactic when taking over a program that’s been run by a failed head coach for 4 years

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2 years

all anyone can talk about is “CHAOS IN THE BIG TEN WEST!” and all I see is Illinois imploding the second expectations are raised, clearing the way for Iowa to fart their way to Indy averaging 80 yards a game where is the chaos? i see only order

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"slumming it in the big ten west" my brothers in christ you put the "1" in northwestern's "1-11"

World-Herald Huskers

@OWHhuskers

1 year

Michigan, UCLA, USC and Ohio State all on tap in-conference for 2025. This is the world the #Huskers live in now. It beats slumming in the Big Ten West. Bring it on. But with a new world comes adjustment, writes @tomshatelOWH .

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5 years

Money from “Row the Boat” merchandise goes to the University of Minnesota Masonic Children’s Hospital. But don’t let that get in the way of lazy stupidity.

HuskGuys

@HuskGuys

5 years

PJ Fleck not letting players put their last names on the back of their jerseys to be 'team first' and then plastering his personal catch phrase that helps him sell t shirts all over their helmets is the most egomaniacal thing I have ever seen

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2 years

A blessed 6-4 to all #Hawkeyes , #PennState , and #B1G fans who celebrate.

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2 years

Fran better watch out, in his next contract Barta's going to require them to shoot 30% from three OR ELSE

Chris Hassel

@Hassel_Chris

2 years

Iowa last 5 road games: 19-100 from 3pt For real

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3 years

You have to feel really bad for Notre Dame fans for having their coach stolen from them with no notice at all.

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2 years

I literally can’t believe it needed to be said, but: NO, THE #ILLINI SHOULD NOT MOVE ON FROM BRAD UNDERWOOD.

Firing Brad Underwood Would Be The Most Deranged Act In The History Of Ilinois Fighting Illini...

Are you people demented beyond repair?

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6 years

An Iowa TE goes before an Ohio State QB, giving us a chance to remember that Iowa beat Ohio State 55-24.

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5 years

The only school to land multiple players in @espn ’s top 11 CFB players of all time? It could only have been your favorite Big Ten powerhouse, Illinois.

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@offtackleempire

5 years

With Rondale Moore, David Bell and the transfer I’m hearing about, Purdue may have the best receiving corps in the country next year

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@offtackleempire

4 years

Let’s go through some of Ayo Dosunmu’s confirmed kills after he added another tonight for the #Illini

Ayo Dosunmu Is An Immortal Assassin The Likes Of Which I’ve Never Seen

The Illinois Fighting Illini are powered by pure magic

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@offtackleempire

3 years

i see that much of the sports media believes this to be Great Football please, when you see such takes, remind these folks that we do this every damn week in the big ten west. this could easily be Illinois-Purdue.

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5 years

A man just screamed "THAT'S THE OVER!" and walked out of Ryan Field without high-fiving his friends after that #Buckeyes TD. A true man of the people.

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2 years

Did Orange Krush Really Steal Candy From Terminally Ill Children, Or Are #Hawkeyes Just Being Petty Shitheads About The #Illini ? The last piece of Orange Krush discourse you’ll need.

Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball Is A Chickenshit Outfit No Matter What Orange Krush Did

Are you falling for Iowa PR? Then so are you!

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@offtackleempire

5 years

If NCAA Football 2021 doesn’t include an Immediate Eligibility Waiver Hearing game mode we riot

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@offtackleempire

5 years

rt if you want an #Illini vs #Hoosiers #B1G Championship Game

Off Tackle Vampire

@offtackleempire

5 years

BIG TEN TITLE GAME SCENARIOS: The following teams are still alive for the @bigten championship game: WEST: @GopherFootball @BadgerFootball @TheIowaHawkeyes @IlliniFootball EAST: @OhioStateFB @PennStateFball @IndianaFootball

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@offtackleempire

5 years

Jeff Brohm, the greatest coach ever that isn't Scott Frost, is 14-16 at Purdue. P.J. Fleck, noted clown, is 16-13 and 2-1 against Brohm with a beatdown and a game that was uncomfortably in control.

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1 year

If @NUFBFamily doesn't photograph David Braun holding this aloft at Union Station by the end of the day, then what are we even doing here, @BYCTOM

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3 years

Why do we have Big Ten teams playing at poverty programs like Notre Dame that can't even accommodate the Big Bass Drum again?

Gregg Doyel

@GreggDoyelStar

3 years

Purdue's All American Marching Band’s Big Bass Drum (aka World’s Largest Drum) will miss its first performance since 1979 because it can't fit through visiting team tunnel at Notre Dame, which won’t let band use main tunnel. From "This Is Purdue" podcast:

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4 years

We wouldn’t need to review 37 hook and hold calls if Brad Davison wouldn’t hook and hold people 37 times a game.

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@offtackleempire

2 years

HELP, THE NERDS ARE BEING MEAN TO US jesus, the state of indiana loves to let us know when their basketball teams are good and turns into whiny pissbabies when something doesn't go their way

Gregg Doyel

@GreggDoyelStar

2 years

Northwestern student section is nasty. Yes sure all student sections are volatile blah blah blah … but some are worse than others. Northwestern is one of those.

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2 years

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only P5 Program That Keeps Losing To Duke

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4 years

In a moment of candid honesty, Bret Bielema pledges to bring STDs to Illinois

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3 years

Once again, the Gopher won.

Swanky Wolverine

@swankywolverine

3 years

Michigan basketball vs Minnesota game prediction #GoBlue #caddyshack #Gophers

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4 years

@PackManSJP @celebrityhottub Filing that second line away in the dadlexicon

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5 years

The good news is that for the $5m that Scott Frost gets paid, he can afford tickets to any bowl game he wants to attend.

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5 years

THEY DID IT! MARYLAND DID IT! Congratulations to the Terps wrestlers on a perfect 0-20 day at the B1G Championships.

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5 years

WHO YA GOT @B5Q @BHGP @IowaAwesome

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3 years

Illinois has a more recent football conference championship than Nebraska

CaptainBugeater

@CaptainBugeater

3 years

@offtackleempire Ahhhh the B1G ten. Conference of “no one and I mean NO ONE here wins national championships after the 1960s except OSU twice and for some reason we think we should be bragging.”

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@offtackleempire

2 years

What do you suppose Brian Ferentz DOES when the other team executes passes 20+ yards down the field? Just shrugs, says "We have no idea where they got that technology," and goes back to diagramming two-yard run plays?

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5 years

Illinois Indiana Iowa Michigan Michigan State Minnesota Northwestern Ohio State Purdue Wisconsin

Dr. Zuzu (Benthic Petroleum CEO)

@ZuzuOnFire

5 years

What would your designed 14 team College Football conference be for your team? I'd love, Rutgers Penn State Pitt Ohio State Louisville West Virginia Boston College Maryland UConn Virginia Tech Syracuse Kentucky Michigan Michigan State

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@offtackleempire

3 years

So why exactly is Seton Hall, which I’m pretty sure is just a dorm by the sound of it, not opening up the upper deck of the off-campus arena they RENT from the NEWARK HOUSING AUTHORITY, even though it’s only ten miles from campus? Don’t flex about arena size if you can’t fill it.

Joseph Rixon

@joeyrix

3 years

I think Rutgers fans are annoyed that SHU isn’t opening up the upper deck because they want to spend the full hour after doors open walking around an actual arena that isn’t a total and complete dump filled with trophy cases that have nothing in them.

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@offtackleempire

7 years

Guess who's back @RedditCFB @testudotimes @OneFootDown #GuessWhosBack

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@offtackleempire

5 years

The @RayGuyAward By @AugustaSports Is An Absolute Sham For Snubbing #Illini Punter Blake Hayes @HayesBla1 #HayesForRayGuy #HayesForHeisman #HayesmanTrophy

The Ray Guy Award Is An Absolute Sham For Snubbing Blake Hayes

You have a chance to make it right.

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@offtackleempire

5 years

Pat Fitzgerald popped a blood vessel in his eye and immediately threw out all his notes and film except the Illinois section. The rest of the season was now about beating Illinois. He would show Lovie Smith the true meaning of America. He’d show them all.

Erich Fisher

@ETFisher24

5 years

#Illini HC Lovie Smith on Illinois' "Pay to Play" bill: "I'm in favor of the players getting as much as they can. This is America right?"

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4 years

Normally you hear "two Northwestern field goals in the second half" and think "Wow, Pat Fitzgerald really opening up the offensive playbook today."

Illini Stats & Notes

@IlliniStats

4 years

Northwestern made two shots in the second half.

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This Miami-Virginia game is so dumb I can’t believe it doesn’t involve Northwestern

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@offtackleempire

5 years

In case anyone is confused: no, Liberty University is NOT like Baylor or Notre Dame or BYU or SMU. It's a degree mill that's run like a for-profit college, with over 90% of enrollment online. Since Jerry Jr took over, it has been 100% about making money for a propaganda machine.

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4 years

@davidpollack47 What a genius-level take, given that the B1G only played conference games this season.

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@offtackleempire

5 years

I'm so proud of Indiana @crimsonquarry but I don't know why Iowa has to be the way that they are @BHGP

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@offtackleempire

5 years

DO YOU GUYS WANNA GO SEE A DEAD BODY?

College GameDay

@CollegeGameDay

5 years

See you next week, Lincoln! 🌽 @OhioStateFB 🆚 @HuskerFBNation (📍 @HomeDepot )

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5 years

....brad underwear? @Champaign_Room @redditCBB @TomFornelli

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5 years

It's pretty awesome that the program is preparing them for life as State Farm agents or Target employees.

Teddy Greenstein

@TeddyGreenstein

5 years

Wisconsin in the khakis...

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@offtackleempire

4 years

Your move, #Purdue @HammerAndRails

FourFourTweet

@FourFourTweet

4 years

One of the more unique stadium designs we’ve seen.

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@offtackleempire

5 years

Hunter Johnson (and Andrew Marty, maybe!) sit on the bench for making the wrong checkdowns and audibles in Mick McCall's Cheesecake Factory playbook, while Aidan Smith looks at one 3-yard out, panics, and scrambles for 0 on 4th-and-4. Your #B1GCats .

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@offtackleempire

5 years

Let’s just dispense with playing all these pointless games and send the 4 teams with the highest composite recruiting rankings to the playoff every year then, would save a lot of time IMO

Peter Burns

@PeterBurnsESPN

5 years

Just because you are sick of Alabama doesn't mean they aren't 1 of the best 4 teams in college football. Most deserving? No. But you are lying to yourself if you would take Baylor, Minnesota, Oregon, Utah, Oklahoma or Penn State over them if your life savings were on the line

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2 years

because you're wondering what the #huskers paid... ...it's $1.423 million

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@offtackleempire

4 years

The B1G took their original conference schedule, kept the crossover home game for the West teams and the "permanent" opponent from this schedule cycle, and idiots from Nebraska think this is some sort of punishment. It's not even worth ridiculing or insulting further.

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@offtackleempire

5 years

Iowa, wisconsin, and Minnesota get the first win of the day!

Nebraska Huskers

@Huskers

5 years

Here to stay. Nebraska announces 2-year extension for @coach_frost . #GBR

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8 years

Weather in B1G Cities at 8:40am, December 15, 2016 Maryland and Rutgers, per usual, unable to keep up with the rest of the Big Ten.

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@offtackleempire

5 years

Everyone in the B1G West rolling their eyes at people complaining about Wisconsin not getting a call...

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5 years

Games with 300+ yards passing allowed since 2016 1) Purdue 13 2) Nebraska 11 3) Northwestern 10 4) Ohio St 8 5) Indiana 7 5) Maryland 7 5) Michigan St 7 8) Minnesota 6 8) Penn St 6 10) Illinois 4 10) Rutgers 4 12) Iowa 3 12) wisconsin 3 14) Michigan 1 #boilerup #boilerexplosion

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3 years

The good news is that there will be more presents for children in Nebraska because, once again, the adults don't need to worry about paying for a bowl trip.

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@offtackleempire

6 years

Honoring the Best of the #B1G : Raising a Glass to the #Illini ’s Mikey Dudek @MDFlash_7

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@offtackleempire

4 years

Typically one needs to wait until the fall to see the Gophers beat the hell out of a team from Nebraska.

Minnesota Men’s Hockey

@GopherHockey

4 years

Feelin' pretty good, hbu?

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@offtackleempire

4 years

LMAO go ahead and GTFO then, maybe you’ll make a bowl against a Big 12 schedule

RedditCFB

@RedditCFB

4 years

A very bold statement out of Lincoln

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2 years

Will never get over @GeorgiaFootball playing for their touchdowns a song that began explicitly as an abolitionist rallying cry that the Union army would sing on their way to wreck the Confederacy.

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4 years

HAPPY 6-4 DAY. Praise be the Fuck You Safety. Peace and missed field goals be upon you and yours on this, the Holiest of #B1G Holies. #Hawkeyes #PennState @BHGP @IowaAwesome @RLRblog @BSDtweet

The Holiest of High Holy B1G Holidays

HAPPY 6-4 DAY

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@offtackleempire

6 years

BREAKING NEWS: Ohio State Football Announces Urban Meyer Punishment: Meyer Grounded, No XBox For A Week And A Half #OhioState #B1G

Ohio State Football: Urban Meyer Grounded, Loses XBox Privileges For A Week And A Half

The Ohio State coach will be spending the next couple weekends in his room thinking about what he did.

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@offtackleempire

4 years

Burn Clemson to the fucking ground!

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5 years

Lovie Smith Fired as Defensive Coordinator by Illinois Fighting #Illini Head Coach Lovie Smith

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@offtackleempire

4 years

Just so you're aware, whenever the next Big Ten football game kicks off, whether that be in October, November, December, January or even next fall, the current president, Clay Travis and that yacht guy will take credit for it happening Also, millions of mouthbreathers will agree

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3 years

Nebraska football.

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3 years

What the hell, who doesn't love a good prompt tweet. 90s kids: quote this with something that was gigantic in the 90s that you couldn't possibly explain to someone born after 2000

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5 years

Of course, Purdue will continue to have the same problem as Nebraska in that WR do not play on the offensive line.

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3 years

Death, taxes, Bret Bielema owning Minnesota.

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5 years

Indiana's defense should leave the field and see if Northwestern can get a touchdown.

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2 years

there is no state in the union more committed than #minnesota to pulling out a gun, pointing it at its foot, and then shooting itself right in the penis and testicles #gophers

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@offtackleempire

7 years

good morning. you have awoken in a world where @IlliniFootball has more five-star commits for 2019 than @OhioStateFB

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7 years

HYPE TIME #rowtheboat @RedditCFB @SBNationCFB @thumpasaurus1 @BSDtweet @testudotimes @BON_SBNation @crimsonquarry

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3 years

oh my god it couldn't happen to a better fanbase tennessee, to be clear.

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7 years

Millennials Are Killing the Big 12

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5 years

Oh we don’t give a damn for the whole state of Wisconsin.

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Football is good Punting is great 2020 Nebraska Is going 4-8

SB Nation

@SBNation

5 years

Roses are red Violets are blue Quote this with a sports poem And we might retweet you

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New details emerge about Brian Ferentz’ homework assignment to average 25 points per game: we’re hearing that any game Iowa wins by a 6-4 score will NOT be counted in his average. This makes the expectations clear for the Hawkeyes this fall: 25 or 6 to 4

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2 years

It's a really interesting contrast between deans of #CFB coaching in #Hawkeyes ' Ferentz (HC 23 yrs) and #GoJacks ' Stiegelmeier (26): one has adapted to the times, competing for championships... ...and the other hired his son as offensive coordinator. 3-3 at the half at Kinnick.

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4 years

No matter what's going on in the world, everyone can come together to enjoy a wisconsin loss.

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4 years

Fans attempt to use revolving door.

Hawkeye Beacon

@HawkeyeBeacon

4 years

Describe your favorite Hawkeye sports moment as boring as possible.

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Yeah this is basically extortion. If you’re cool with the President doling out much needed testing supplies, but ONLY if Warren does what he wants and ONLY to be used for college football, please miss us with your future comments

Austin Ward

@AWardSports

4 years

BREAKING: Sources with direct knowledge confirm that the White House set up a meeting with the Big Ten this morning to discuss providing assistance to bring football back this fall. Primary issue was getting rapid testing from the new government stockpile.

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Ed Orgeron is every crazy bayou monster caricature. Dabo Swinney is a megachurch pastor.

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What a god damn nightmare

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Dispatches from #MarchMadness with @HawkeyeElvis : The King watches a #Hawkeyes win, opens up some beef with Charles Barkley, meets #Rutgers Shiny Jacket Guy, and more! Talking Hawks, #Terps , #Michigan , and all things #B1G in Indy:

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@celebrityhottub After successfully patching a dryer exhaust duct with duct tape, placed hands on hips and declared to no one, “that’ll hold ‘er”

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5 years

ILLINOIS IS NOW LOSING TRANSFERS BEFORE THEY COMMIT TO TRANSFER!

InsideUSC

@InsideUSC

5 years

#USC QB Matt Fink says he has not committed to Illinois after all

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If Wirfs doesn't send Winfield a picture of Floyd of Rosedale first thing to welcome him to the Bucs, he's a terrible teammate.

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1 year

imagine wanting to be this wrong on national tv

Shawn McKenna

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1 year

@EliotClough behind the plate at the World Series - 🤣 Hawkeye fans are everywhere

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9 years

@Alexander1Great @PeterBurnsESPN isn't there an SEC team playing Tennessee Martin this week?

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3 years

If the Big Ten added Kansas in 2022, men’s basketball would be a program from a plains state 14 years removed from a national title and ten years removed from a title game loss whose fans would expect to leave the big XII & run this new conference. Ask #Husker fans how that went

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9 years

@AllenLazard 31-17

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2 years

Brian Ferentz Promoted to University President To Avoid Having to Fire Him with @creightonOTE

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5 years

Only a great coach could turn an ass-beating by Minnesota into a teachable moment about not dressing for the weather

Heavens!

@HeavensFX

5 years

Scott Frost longs for the days when wearing a hoodie at Minnesota would warrant an ass beating by your teammates

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and just like that, mark dantonio was gone

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@offtackleempire

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To be clear, if an unemployed guy who’s bombed out at his last 2 stops wants MORE THAN $32 MILLION, you are the smart one when you tell him to jump in a lake and for that we offer a rare tip of the hat to @RFootball

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@offtackleempire

5 years

@BannerSociety Bo Pelini.

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@offtackleempire

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@SLAMonline Bring that mascot with you to therapy, clearly

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