The funniest thing is how vain obiwan becomes. No he never says it, but you will not catch him outside without perfectly done hair, his 7 step skin routine, beard oil, tinted spf and depuffs his eyes?? No other Jedi is taking as long as him in the fresher?
Obiwan: Quigon would've been a better master to Anakin, a master shouldn't want to fuck his padawan
Anakin: Maybe if quigon had lived I could have been with Obiwan. I wouldn't want to fuck my master
Quigon: r u guys gonna fuck? I've waited 10 years
Heโs so molestable. Heโs my boywife. Heโs my best girl. Heโs my nut muffin. Heโs a fucking whore. Heโs the Virgin Mary. He is not real and I am going to destroy him
Obiwan built his life around Anakin. Anakin was objectively the most important person in Obi-Wanโs life and Obi-Wan held a lot of affection for him (which was visible to Everyone). Yetโฆ this wasnโt enough for Anakin.
Tatooine culture miscommunication au where obiwan gifts Anakin black melรณn that he comes into contact with. Maybe a little taste of home for Anakin. Not knowing that in the slave culture of Tatooine, this is seen as a marriage proposal. Anakin is shakenโฆ does Obi-Wan truly mean
Vaderkin being pissed off cause when he used to face other sith with Obi-Wan, his master would flirt with them incessantly and now that Anakin is a sithโฆ whereโs the flirting obi-wan?
Tatooine culture miscommunication au where Obi-Wan gets mad that Anakin tries to spit in his mouth when itโs hot but he doesnโt understand that sharing spit is so SO sweet on Tatooine. Sharing moisture and sharing water that way is only done between close family and spouses
Obiwan fighting vader to protect aotc anakin who accidentally time traveled to OWK time. Vader was going to kill the boy because how dare heโฆ how dare THEY. He caught themโฆ he caught the softness in obiwans eyes, the kiss that admittedly Anakin gave obiwan but obiwan didnโt
Tattooine culture au where obiwan leaves his underwear/ undertunic a out to dry in the balcony, but on Tatooine that means that that person is available and wanting to fuck. Anakin becomes very insane about it. Thinking about who obiwan could possibly be calling. Becoming
Obsessed with the idea that anakin doesnt try to seduce obiwan. He doesnt plan ways to make obiwan want him or be tempted by him. He simply does what his little fucked up heart desires with an inhuman intensity and a lack of respect for boundaries. And obiwan just finds that hot
Fic where vader cries out into the void asking for obiwan to come back as a force ghost. He knows that obiwan can and is choosing not to speak to him. Until finally while in after another unsuccessful call for Obiwan to show himself, that if obiwan is one with the force then
Wouldnโt it be funny as fuck is stewjon was actually home to the most uncouth, rowdy, uncivilized people ever and here is obiwan: the most posh bitch living in the galaxy
Tatooine culture au where in Tatooine the first person to take their virginity is either family or a family friend. To ensure that the person has a good first time. So Anakin asks obiwan to fuck him. If he really loved him he would fuck him to make sure he was taken care of for
Union of the hermits of tatooine!!! Do NOT let this man gentrify our life and steal our money by offering mouth and hole to anyone with credits. We must stop him, he is fetishizing our live style
Luke and leia feeding from obiwan. What if he just never gave them up? Like fuck you who else but He should take care of his dearestโs children. With no council heโs no Jedi and so he can be their Mother. Unfortunately Anakin is no dead and he is chasing down Obiwan
Obiwan as a ghost now that hes dead: Master? Master Quigon where are you?
Quigon:
Obiwan changing his form into his padawan self.
Obi-Wan: Master are you here?
Quigon: Obiwan is that really you? Take your clothes off so I can be sure
Obiwan crying thinking heโs about to die and Anakin isnโt with him. Then Anakin finds him breaking down, delirious and saves him at the brink of death and obiwan admits he loves him and passes out.
Stewjoni biology where they never go through menopause, they keep being fertile until death. Poor obiwan kenobi didnโt learn this is Jedi school so when anh happens and Vader does noncon him for a trade of letting the Luke and leia goโฆ he realizes heโs pregnant when heโs taken
Anakin sobbing and crying when getting knighted because yes although now he and obiwan are equals those sweet possessive words that he took for granted are gone. Obiwan is never going to call him MY padawan again. Those words that connect them to each other are gone
Anakin as a joke putting a shot of liquor in obiwans drink but he doesnโt know that it effects obiwan different with his stewjoni biology. Obiwan is then made to have his inhibitions lowered. Saying he likes when Anakin is close to him, he misses when they would share a bed, that
shivering and shaking because the pain, oh god the pain. Ten years without your other half!!! One thinking the other is dead, the other searching the galaxy for even a hint of his name. One who's every other word is Kenobi and the other who never says the name Anakin again but
Au that only appeals to me and Fred but obikin with 50s housewife obiwan married with a kid and next door teenage greaser Anakin who is doing everything possible to get under his skirts and make obiwan leave quigon. Complete with fixing up a car to take her cruising
Quigon spanking obiwan on the ship back to Naboo in front of Padmรฉ and anakin. Just everyone. This will be a core memory for Anakin who will not be able to get the image out of his head for the next decade
obiwan just staring drunkenly at his padawan like this. Maybe anakin is on the cusp of 19. "You've grown to become so handsome my padawan. Grown up right before my eyes."
tatooine culture au where obiwan actually ventures into Mos Espa where everyone can almost smell his virginity from kilometers away. oh well, its only tradition. didn't anyone tell the young man that if you are separated from your guardian then you are pretty much up for grabs?
how can you not love fantasy itโs a genre where authors design entire universes so their kinks will happen. theyโre always on some shit like โwell, itโs just the culture of twinkland for nubile young he/him maidens to lose their virginity in a public festival what can i sayโ
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Stewjoni sti where obiwans prostate gland swells soooo much that even sitting down makes him moan and almost cum. His ass even pushes out a little, his taint a little more round with it. Donโt even have to finger him, just a massage to his ass ๐ตโ๐ซ
Anakin committed genocide, tortured people, killed innocents and children, committed terrorism, etc and he said sorry and killed palps and obiwan said come here baby, and lifted his tunic so Vader could breastfeed
Amnesia soulmate manipulation where Anakin manipulates an amnesiac obiwan to believe theyโre soulmates. Maybe they wake up on a planet where that species DOES experience that. So making obiwan believe is easier. Then he can finally have his master. His with no questions asked