Laolu @o_laolu Twitter profile

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 months

Shit you gotta feel like it’s only read in braille.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

People are fully enjoying marriage. Don’t be deceived.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

Am I the only one that is wondering why they have to be so violent.

ig: dinma_slimdee

@dinma_slimdee

5 years

My brother and Lolade on this one for #theAbereLoveStory @burnaboy @Zlatan_Ibile 🔥🔥💃💃

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Laolu

@o_laolu

6 months

K dot wanted to drop another “diss” and runaway again for the next 3 years. Drake:

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Hi @jack , we understand not wanting to suspend Adamu’s account because of what is going on, the law suit being the most prominent. But we believe his account has received enough reports to be suspended. He is currently inciting a tribal war in Nigeria. Please help!

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Don’t be deceived. Absence doesn’t make the heart grow fonder, out of sight is out of mind.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

“That cole album really just came and went” 🤡

Team DREAMVILLE

@TeamDreamville

3 years

J. Cole’s “The Off-Season” is the 3rd most streaming hip hop project on Spotify so far this year ⚡️

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

This is crazy cause this guy picked me last weekend and he also asked to negotiate a different prize from what was on the app.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

We’re honestly doing something right. This is a desperate show of power. He’s publishing things about himself in newspapers to try to reassert his dominance. It’s over!!

ayo

@ay0kunl3

4 years

lmaaoooo must be crack💀😭 wetin be this ffs? #EndSARS

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Laolu

@o_laolu

8 years

"But we all agreed that men are scum 🤔"

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Laolu

@o_laolu

6 years

The Moët in Moët & Chandon is actually pronounced Mo-wett and not mo-way as most people pronounce it. The founder Claude Moët was Dutch not French.

Phoebe Buffay

@Sisi_Gbemi

6 years

Tell me something I don’t know.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Please guys guage this. LOL

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

So wait is it that cross is too attractive for you guys to notice how he’s always touching people and getting warned? It’s almost a daily thing at this point. Cause people get called out for less.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

If you’re in a relationship, kindly give frequent updates for people on the outside to know the status plis. People want to sleep with you.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

6 months

@Masonfrfr Every thing about him is narrative driven. Just look at the “it’s just basketball” quotes from last game. They’ve simply decided they’re going to lie about it to slander him. You could shove the evidence down their throats and it won’t mean a thing.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Can I please ask men a genuine question. Zero shade. Why are you the man of the house? And you’re not allowed to refer to religion.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

I’m at peace cause you’re at peace. I’m certain I’ll see you again. I love you forever buddy! ♥️

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 months

@King__ita Bruhhh any culture that fits the nonsense they want to keep being able to get away with.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

2 years

Are you guys even deeping how much we have to spend on fuel right now? On top of the difficulty to even get it. And then they chose now to pretty much turn off power supply. 🤦🏽‍♂️

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

It’s tough as nuts being a dad. But he keeps trying. Happy Father’s Day! ♥️

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

@derinmama You should see surviving death, it’s on Netflix.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Peruzzi on unconditionally is... jeez!! 🔥

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

Y’all clearly still haven’t listened to Peruzzi’s album. Zero misses yo.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

2 years

Listen, Burna might be the best performer we’ve ever seen. Like ever! Every show is better than the last one. It’s the whole package. His real voice is A1, he’s dancing at the same time.. everything is on point. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one person have it on lock like this.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

Can y’all hear what Oxlade did on this E.P ffs! 🔥🔥

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

I don’t even know where to start from. What a shame. I was a science student o. 🤦🏽‍♂️

MAYORKUN

@Mayorkun

5 years

NEW SINGLE OUT IN (x³ - 12x² + 48x = 64) days Answer = ?? (Show your workings) #UPTOSOMETHING

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Please!! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Laolu

@o_laolu

1 year

Nah Blaqbonez really is a genius with this shit. Oh shit sorry, we’re supposed to be hating. I’ve never liked any of his songs in my life. 🤮 he needs to explain how he makes his money. 😒

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 months

Fuck off Jokic. Fuck off Murray. FUCK OFF Mike Malone!

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

It takes parties like these to remind you guys who Davido is, tomorrow morning you’ll forget again and start yarning off.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

@salih4_ Lmao bro I was like.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

@EmmanuelCAdigwe @OfficialKvist Lmao Denver was definitely a goat in his past life. 😂

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

It’s a different Laolu. Please and thank you.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

7 months

25, 7 and 10 on 71% shooting in 28 minutes. Another regular night for the oldest player in the league. This the guy y’all still wanna debate about 😂😂 sure thing.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Hmm #EndSARS

✊🏾 yemialade

@yemialadee

4 years

Our demands are too weak ..... @RealSeunKuti .... taking us to school today. #EndSARS #ReformNigeria #ENDBADGOVERNANCE

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

Happy Birthday to the King! #KingOteeDay 🎈

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

I’m protesting because Nwafor is still a free man and the Nigerian government is finding it difficult to convict a serial killer but are shooting at and sending thugs to harass peaceful protesters! #EndSARS

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

Tbh I think an apology comprises of all 3, the problem is number 3 should always come first but egos won’t let it. You can say all 3, leading with the last one but what you’re not gonna do is say everything but the last one.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

You can play only Davido at a party and there won’t be a boring moment. Different!

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

If anyone would be kind. Please list the places where protests will be going on tomorrow, so people can join the closest one to them. #SARSMUSTEND

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

Can’t wait for this shit!

MAYORKUN

@Mayorkun

5 years

🎹 @SperoacHBeatZ #UPTOSOMETHING 😂😂😂😂

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

They’re not even asking you to support them... yet. They’re saying you can’t be fighting for HUMAN rights and exempt a group of HUMAN beings because you don’t think they’re normal. #EndSARS

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Happy Birthday 👑 Otee! I love you foreverrr!! ♥️ Ball on them up there.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

If you’re gonna be good man. Be a good man for yourself. If you think it’s automatically reciprocated, you got another thing coming. Know this, know peace.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

1 year

This is Nigeria, where the electoral body disobeying a court order and the court casually letting it happen and then using it against petitioners during judgement is “smart”. Not absurd or bizarre but smart. Sometimes I actually want us to suffer more, e never do I swear.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

She should report to policeman that is decking this wife at home too???

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Laolu

@o_laolu

6 years

Took my heart away from money, ain’t interested in fame. And I pray that never change. Ambition is priceless, it’s something that’s in your veins. And I put that on my name!

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

Can never forget this goal. It was stoppage time ffs, I was so excited I couldn’t sleep, went to school the next day and walked into class like this 🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂. Bruh this guy gave me happy moments man! 🐐

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@NoodleHairCR7

3 years

This Cristiano Ronaldo Freekick is so underrated

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Laolu

@o_laolu

1 year

It’s also why most Nigerian parents never acknowledge neurodivergent children. Your autistic child is struggling with life on a daily basis but if he/she hasn’t made your food and washed your car and all the other shit that you’re simply too lazy to do, then they’re useless.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

6 years

You been running through my mind, you for don tire. 🤙🏽🤙🏽 Aiit this Mayorkun Album finally hit.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

6 years

Happy Birthday buddy!! I love you!♥️

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

I’m so uninterested in everything...

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

I’ve been so scared of what today would feel like. Somehow I woke up at peace, ready to go and I know that’s from you. I’m gonna have this picture tatted on me cause that was the plan when you drew it. I miss you everyday brother and I love you very much. Live on, KING OTEE! ♥️

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

Love you forever buddy! ♥️

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

@treeple_O @MsFoyin You’ll now have migraine after because dance. 😂

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Laolu

@o_laolu

6 years

Tallest guy at the back. That’s Timeyin ♥️

GIDI

@Gidi_Traffic

6 years

" @scordk : Can you identify just two people from this throwback picture? 😄🤣😄🤣😄🤣 @Gidi_Traffic

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

“If you was any bigger, you would be my bigga nigga” 😂♥️

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

It’s almost like y’all don’t believe that people can really just decide that they want to be single and be happy with that decision. Nobody asks why people are In relationships.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

6 years

Timeyin, talk to me. I’ll hear you I promise. Don’t leave me like this. I know you can see me, just talk to me. Please.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

@dosunmu_joshua To maybe help men reevaluate some of the things their egos hold so dearly.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Are you guys even aware that masturbating in public is a sex offence????? If you record someone in the act of crime how the fuck can it be “against his will” Do you ask consent from a criminal before you get evidence to implicate him??? Do you guys think??

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

It’s my babes birthday. ♥️♥️ Even though were always fighting about something Lool. Yeah, In case you ever wondered where my genes 🧬 came from. A babe! 🥵

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

@molloluwa Technically that means it can be changed if was just adopted cause it “worked” at a time. However “men” act like like the universe created a rule that makes them “the man of the house” so much that they’re mostly unwilling to share that role talk less of handing it over.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

At this point you guys are talking more about the silly things going on in Lekki than all the other amazing stuff happening everywhere INCLUDING LEKKI. You’re the one losing focus. Keep doing what you’re doing. #EndSARS

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

Happy anniversary babyyy! ♥️

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

See that dress you’re rocking on the online, come make I comot am for the offline. Oxlade and Ycee killed this Jabole song.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

Too bad! 🔥

ᴏxʟᴀᴅᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀғʀɪᴄᴀ

@oxladeofficial

3 years

OFENSALA 🤤. First Single of the Year . Want You 🎥. OUT NOW.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

I wish Timeyin was here man. We’d be going crazyyyy Wole made the fucking NFL!!

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Laolu

@o_laolu

8 years

@MichaelAziaya lmao wow! I would've been shook. How isn't this your reaction? 😂

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Laolu

@o_laolu

2 years

@T_Believes @TheArtOfWar6 Y’all just on here saying anything. Twitter is a joke 😂

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Y’all weren’t on clubhouse when women were shooting shots?? The funniest ones were the ones that had this confident tone in their voice, lmao “I wanna make your beard shine with my...” 😂 Ogbeni gerrout.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

I really just wanna chill at home all day with someone’s daughter. Make her a 3 course meal and just watch her eat.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

This man doesn’t miss!

ᴏxʟᴀᴅᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀғʀɪᴄᴀ

@oxladeofficial

4 years

🚨🌴

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

Gbas Gbos!!

MAYORKUN

@Mayorkun

5 years

‘OF LAGOS’ Thank you!!! ❤️🤟🏾

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

All cannabis. Flower and extracts... shatter, crystalline and distillate. They’re all cannabis products in the same way that plantain chips is still plantain.

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@IamEkene_

3 years

What's cooking here please? Omo

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Even while trusting the process, it’s important to continue to remind yourself to trust the process. You’re human.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

Faxx!

MAYORKUN

@Mayorkun

5 years

It’s a different type of feeling when the whole gang is winning, that solo shit is not sweet IMO 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

Yo let this man be himself, y’all forcing him to do some weird shit. Wtf?

olaoluwa.

@itz_laolao

5 years

Mr Eventuarry is thankful to Nigeria for the reception he’s gotten so far! He has a message for y’all. He is going to be live at #DrillFest19 🔥

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Lite work. 😌

✨Ciceron Girl ✨

@Uhoh_Boneralrt

4 years

Show your range but with food>>> I’m bout to post 4 different type of ramen.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

“Her insecurity is crazy” a man that has cheated multiple times. Make it make sense!!

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

My Man! A 6’6” god! Argue with your dad!

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Finally done. 🤤 Creamy ass cheesecake with shortbread crust, caramel sauce (best in the world) and Oreo chunks. 😈

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

One important mission we need to embark on right now is creating employment for ourselves. Being dependent on older generations for jobs has put us at their mercy. Let’s begin to build the empires that will create jobs. No more cut your dreads/beard before interview. #EndSARS

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Laolu

@o_laolu

6 years

Man this shit made me cry! For some reason my FaceTime deactivated yesterday. After the explosion, Timeyin tried to call me and it wasn’t going through. After I got his messages and called him back, the man was in tears!!! Not everybody loves you like that. I love you man! ♥️

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

@ekara_en Cause they’re just hoping on a bandwagon, they don’t even know what they’re doing.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

Brah Mayorkun dropped a 12/10 like we expected. Lite work.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

@ziistagram_ Nah he said it when I called him to describe where I was, it was pretty late and I needed to leave immediately so I agreed.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

OXLADE!! Beast!

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Laolu

@o_laolu

5 years

Have you ever been in a place full of boys bantering? The cruise!! This shit is what we live on.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

6 years

@Genius @SheLovesArtemis Lol crazy, I was just listening to this.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Piece of me is a beautiful song. Gosh.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Lol outside the annoying feeling of need for companionship you cannot go wrong with being single. I promise you.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

Let’s go through some general misconceptions about cannabis, just to clear the air (see what i did there) and educate someone/people A 🍃 thread. Chip in if you want to.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

4 years

Apply preyureee!!!! #EndSARS

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Laolu

@o_laolu

6 years

I always got injured somehow when we’re playing, I’d always complain after and you’d say this guy you’re too fragile, I don’t like playing rough play with you. But we never stopped. Too many beautiful memories. Everything I do, I do for you. You’re my Hero. ♥️

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Laolu

@o_laolu

2 years

People confuse being a boobs guy with liking only big boobs. No sir.

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@o_laolu

4 years

God bless women and give them all the wisdom and drive to continue to be what they are for humanity. We absolutely cannot do without them, just in case you ever doubted the fact. They’re real life superheroes. #EndSWAT

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@o_laolu

3 years

@_Tomiisin It’s crazy man! The fool won’t try any of that violent shit with men cause they’ll beat tf out of him. Now he’s flexing cause it was a woman.

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Laolu

@o_laolu

3 years

Chicken doesn’t belong in Egusi, please let’s be civilized.

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@o_laolu

5 years

👑 OTEE!

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Laolu

@o_laolu

2 years

“Hello guys, the guy who stood by and watched people get shot and killed is here today, we’re inviting him on the alter to talk to everyone and then we’ll take pictures with him for our social media. He’s a bad man tho, we’re not endorsing him.”

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