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🕊️Long Live Joey | الحمد لله العلي #DifferentHere

PG County, MD
Joined April 2011
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@LamboTheGod
Murcí
8 months
This how super hero’s beat up villains & leave them for the police
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Man gets taped to a pole after being accused for allegedly touching minors.. 😭
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@LamboTheGod
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2 years
Niggas listened to a dance album in bed at 1am talkin bout they not feeling it
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4 years
Never seen someone tweet this before in my life
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@LamboTheGod
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6 years
Gentrified Roach.
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@LamboTheGod
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6 years
Nobody: Not even Young Thug: A bitch wearing green: Slimee 😝💚
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6 years
R Kelly: “I’m fighting for my fucking life!!” Us:
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@LamboTheGod
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7 years
Re posting this historic video so I’ll never lose it.
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6 years
Mood:
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@LamboTheGod
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5 years
When your girl telling other niggas “Thank You”
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6 years
Nobody: Niggas from DC: Ya’ll ain’t really frm the city fr 💯
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3 years
The entire DC & PG area is utterly disgusted by the idea of y’all calling ski masks “Shiesty’s”
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5 years
Crossland High School
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9 years
Her: soooo what you wanna do? Me:
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@LamboTheGod
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5 years
Niggas think Wale supposed to be Doug Dimmadome of the DMV
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@LamboTheGod
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4 years
Here go out of town niggas making shìt champ as always
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@LamboTheGod
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10 years
@CBSNews : BREAKING NEWS: 2 officers have been shot outside the Ferguson, Missouri police headquarters” http://t.co/t7GUbBbChD
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@LamboTheGod
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7 months
@TheDonAlexander She goin hit him with that “nahhh tell me a joke” 😭😭
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@LamboTheGod
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10 years
If you FT a girl and her whole squad over Please for the love of Christ.. Please hang up before you get flamed beyond your wildest dreams
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9 years
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10 years
When your at a kickback but your assignment due before 12 http://t.co/iJiDrtt6CR
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1 year
@LordSullay Like this is insane lmao
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@LamboTheGod
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6 years
Best thing I ever did was get out the mix.
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8 years
Her: Unlock your phone Me:
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@LamboTheGod
Murcí
5 months
Chief Keef July 25th in DC
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5 years
“Look ya’ll im dirty as shit”
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@LamboTheGod
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3 years
@finegirlfrancis Who picked the outfit? cus he puttin that shit on 💯💯
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@LamboTheGod
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5 years
@_SaintParis Thanks for letting me drive your Ferrari to my wedding bro really appreciate it 💪🏾 💯
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@LamboTheGod
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2 years
Asake’s concert had the lights on the entire time, looked like my grandfathers wake keeping
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@LamboTheGod
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1 year
You rl picked up your phone, looked in the camera like Forest Whittaker, & uploaded it to the internet
@DidUAtMe
6°ofValidation
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No cap these really be giving me that last boost of energy in the gym 🔋🔋
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6 years
I apologize for being champ 2012-15.
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6 years
Me looking in the mirror after a weekend of drugs and alcohol
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8 years
PG County girls the best liars on the planet.
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3 years
They said it’s a gas shortage so Americans drove straight to the gas station to finish the job
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8 years
"How's school so far?"
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6 years
“How’s your day?” “Did you eat today?” Me:
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@LamboTheGod
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8 years
Soulja Boy really dissed Quavo. It's time as the Black Community to trade Soulja Boy away for a future 2nd round draft pick.
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@LamboTheGod
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7 years
Put a PG nigga anywhere and he’s gonna finesse his way.
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@LamboTheGod
Murcí
3 years
Reality: This is someone’s friend sneak dissing them on social media
@_hollaa
HB
3 years
Y’all ever met someone who’s ALWAYS going through something? Lmao that shit not healthy to even be around man. Gah damn
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@DSBMandchill
fallen angel of doom
3 years
You must be sick if you enjoy sucking on tiddies
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@LamboTheGod
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6 years
I have never seen no shit like this before in my life..
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@LamboTheGod
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6 years
Niggas be racing thru albums just to tweet their opinion
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@LamboTheGod
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2 years
Ima lock the doors to Lost Society next Sunday & see how y’all react
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1 year
@LordSullay Especially if it’s a strong strain, took a 1.7 and I was COOKED
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@LamboTheGod
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2 years
Hemp over backwoods? This why I be facing
@adorere1
ariendoll💋
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I just had to pre roll cause I’m so sick of rolling every night 😭
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8 years
When the pack hit you harder than everyone else and your focusing on not dying
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7 years
McDonald’s only edible when you’re drunk, high, broke or all three.
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9 years
YOU SO HIT @LILUZIVERT
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5 years
STILL TIPPIN FREESTYLE 🔥🔥🔥 (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) OUT NOW
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@LamboTheGod
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1 year
All this evil around during pregnancy goin make her give birth to Majin Buu
@bgctea2020
Baddie TEA
1 year
Chriseans sister threw a drink on her! 😳
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4 years
This New Years hitting different I’m thankful to be alive fr
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2 years
We need a new Rae Sremmurd album for a culture reset, life be good when they have new music out & I can’t explain why
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@LamboTheGod
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1 year
This what my 3 year old nephew wore on his birthday
@2hotshaun
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if i had this on y’all would be on my ass
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4 years
I thought this was some new exotic
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@LamboTheGod
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6 years
*Item doesn’t scan* Customer: “Ha, might as well make it free.” Me:
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6 years
“L A M B O E F F E C T” on the way, Stop pressing me damn. #LamboEffect #BoughtEverything #StoreWalk
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@LamboTheGod
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3 months
This the wildest quote thread I’ve seen in a minute
@RealTimeNews10
DC REALTIME NEWS
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BANK ATM TECH ROBBED AT GUNPOINT: 1000 Bl. of Largo Center Dr. Lake Arbor, MD. @PGPDNews on scene investigating an armed robbery with an ATM tech having their possessions taken by two individuals with atleast one armed with a gun.
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@LamboTheGod
Murcí
7 years
Have a safe Flight bro ✈️
@BigMoeDC
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Going to Waldorf 2 weeks cant wait... much needed.
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@LamboTheGod
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6 years
I need AirPods so i can start ignoring niggas but with style.
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2 years
@myonnaslibrary Nah i don’t know these niggas fr I want a name
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3 years
@BoredAF21714324 That’s impossible everyone in the area knows DMV is huge in basketball talent
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When you get curved at a party and you looking around for witnesses
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“Put me on your snap” Me:
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6 years
PG moves = Drip Contest/ Stare & match party.
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3 years
Ya’ll too cool for me lmao it’s like real life interaction is fading away
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@LamboTheGod
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8 years
Fuck a date I'll get this for my damn self.
@devynhi
Devyn Hightower
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Chick fil a taking Valentine's Day to a whole new level, honestly I've never wanted anything more.
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3 years
I’m so drunk if a nigga asked me to solve a math problem I’d beat the shìt out of him
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1 year
Niggas in the DMV will see you at functions for 10 years & yet act like they’ve never seen you before
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@LamboTheGod
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4 years
@KDKA A nigga do this to me on GOD I’m not going to the police
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5 years
Most PG County moves be real live stare contest
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@LamboTheGod
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2 years
@TheNBACentral @AhnFireDigital Why even post this and create a negative narrative?
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7 years
Me while my friends are waiting in the car for me to come outside.
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*Tries to fix sleeping habits* Me at 4am:
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@maintishe He goin make niggas in North Carolina learn pure Yoruba 😂😂😂
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7 years
I hate when the move not as live as my outfit.
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9 years
Pull up 🐊
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@lissmx14 Why he say “yup I know” 😭😭
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5 years
If my girl not funny ima cheat on her
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7 months
@saexdah Tzatziki sauce & Pesto? Yeah this the one right here
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5 years
DC niggas will really turn a perfectly nice jay of OG into a cigarette mo.
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7 years
When it’s 12:02 and your direct deposit hasn’t hit your account yet.
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8 years
Like you chew water
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7 years
Flexin’ Should Of Been A Sport.
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@_MLFootball Jayden Daniels has zero interceptions & two rushing touchdowns we see the agenda being played 😂
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1 year
Do ya’ll tell ya friends they getting fat or skinny?
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8 years
Ya'll put on a bape jacket and think the rest of your fit don't matter.
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2 years
Can’t even see these chains without reaction band
@councilofdc
Council of DC
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161 years ago today, slavery in the District was eliminated, and 3,100 enslaved people were freed. DC's Emancipation Day holiday commemorates this. #EmancipationDay
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Me looking at my PS4 this morning
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9 years
Me: Where do you live Her: Waldorf
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7 years
This college or Prison Break?
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@JaiDaytona LMAOOOO @ “that’s crazy”
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3 years
Maryland breed natural born haters
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2 years
20 raccoon ankles is crazy
@SpankHorton
Spank Horton
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This is why I’m fat, I ordered 10pc lemon pepper wings and they sent me a 20pc lol
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@blanketm9
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What if the gov starts punishing people who illegally stream a movie by deleting it from their memories like Mr Krabs
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9 years
Chris brown can really do any dance.. Someone stop him before it's too late http://t.co/b6BNHlidlS
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3 years
Whole kill is when you tolerate shit that goes against your morals you fucking up ya face card
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