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@ntende_trevor

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Lawyer . Future Advocate . Views expressed are my own. ex nihilo nihil fit . #HalaMadrid . Uncle of Many . God Father & Son. LFC Fan

Iganga, Uganda
Joined December 2017
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
11 months
You about to meet the Queen . You even happen to share a name .
@doitmuvaaa
Elizabeth
11 months
I’m assuming this mean change the tire??
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6 months
Rest in Perfect Peace my sweet sweet father . To know you was to know love ❤️. You will be missed dearly . Rest In Peace Dad .
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5 years
Today is the youngest I’ll ever be and oldest I’ve ever been . Happy birthday 🎁🎉 to me . Thank you God for the new age . 👯‍♂️
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
2 years
Final day of law school 🏫. Grateful to my parents and brothers @Raymondntende and @ntendekenneth for their support towards this venture . Also grateful to my friends who’ve supported me . Bar course is next . ( LDC ) but let’s see how that goes 🤞🏽🤞🏽.
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6 months
Grief is the tax we pay on love .
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5 years
Having relationship issues with someone you aren’t dating ... not recommended ...
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8 months
Date any Kampala woman . Quick results if they’re in engineering , law and medicine . 🫶🏽 Results shown as soon as shege begins 🙏🏽
@chebyszn
cheby🌸
8 months
I want to lose 20kgs bila kuenda gym 😔
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11 months
Just because you’re good for her hole does not mean you’re good for her soul
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6 months
🙏🏽God please show me that it’s going to get better ❤️‍🩹
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5 months
A Kampala woman has told me that fatherhood would look good on me . Such statements are terrorist level threats given the weather
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@ntende_trevor
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2 years
Found a place for 3 liters of cocktails at 50k Ugx 😹😹😹the only thing that will stop me from going weekly is the fuel cost but it’s totally worth it !!!!
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@ntende_trevor
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2 years
Imagine ordering a MacBook and a scammer packages and delivers to you A grey tile with the Apple logo on it 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
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@ntende_trevor
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5 years
Losing your close friend and not knowing whether or not to delete his number .... recalling school memories with the person ... this feeling is Ghetto #RIPUporElijah
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@ntende_trevor
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1 year
Waiting for my ambassador role from @UgandaWaragi ✨✨✨
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@jukaowen
OMWOOJO🥷🏾
1 year
6. A picture that you ate? 🥺🤲🏾
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5 months
Is a house really a home if your loved one is gone ?
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5 years
@allano47767911 When you don’t reduce the tv volume to smell or hear what’s burning from around the house or kitchen .....
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@ntende_trevor
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3 years
In collaboration with @mkbernz and Anyone else interested really comes as birthday series of the times @Raymondntende became a meme. 1….
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
5 years
Happy birthday 🎊🎂🎉 to my older brother @Raymondntende a jolly good day and blessings of the Lord for you .
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
3 years
Happy birthday 🎂🎉🎈 @Raymondntende . Many more happy returns and wins to you 🎊. Stay blessed ✅.
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@ntende_trevor
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6 months
❤️‍🩹just a sign that all will be ok
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@ntende_trevor
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6 years
Won a tournament where the prize was bread I guess I’m a 🥖 bread winner 💯🥁🥁
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@ntende_trevor
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5 years
Not Legs and disease...
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stan⚡️
5 years
spread love and kindness
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Trevor
3 years
More or less a year today . Want to thank @Raymondntende and a couple of my friends for making sure it didn’t 😊✅. Better place this year . ✌🏼God bless you all .
@Shemei_I_am
I am Shemei 🇺🇬™
3 years
Genuinely curious, if your last suicide attempt had been successful, how long would you be gone?
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6 years
Bathroom to bathe
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@ntende_trevor
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1 year
🙏🙏sometimes God can come through for you and you want to hug Him back . But giving thanks for all the blessings received and the others yet to be received . 🫶🏽🫶🏽
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1 year
Anyday spent with “her” is my favorite day 🫶🏽
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@ntende_trevor
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6 years
Netflix is a trap in university especially with coursework assignments due 😭😭😭😭
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@ntende_trevor
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4 years
Dr. Strange opening the portals for the return of other heroes in End Game
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@jim_trax_japher
𝔍𝔦𝔪 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔍𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔯
4 years
If superheroes were in Uganda ;
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4 years
Thank you @UmemeLtd for observing curfew with a lights out
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Trevor
3 years
Wuuuwwiiii
@ChloeBailey
Chlöe
3 years
lawd have mercy 😉
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
5 years
Seem to have lost them ears basically ....
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@kamilo_jadalla
Mustafa Khalil
5 years
Might as well join in🌝
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@ntende_trevor
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8 months
A positive pregnancy test on Valentine’s Day is a wild concept . 💀💀💀
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1 year
😂this was a moment of weakness never mind .
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1 year
Kampala women are good people 🫶🏽
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@ntende_trevor
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5 years
German Shepherd puppies for sale 🙏🏽dm open for more information if interested 🎊have a lovely week
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6 months
Cuddles with books due to bar course exams >>>>>
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4 years
How did two Torrero bottles end up having me in Jinja at this time ??
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
5 years
Like when you fell for a dark beauty ....
@crowdcontro
Obura™
5 years
I like it when my Gs fall in love and start saying things they will deny after some years.
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
5 years
Coming out of lectures to find your brother a meme 😹😹😹🏄🏼‍♂️🏄🏼‍♂️ahah ahhh
@jerryjones99
Jeremiah Ainebyona
5 years
Me with my friends vs me with my parents
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Trevor
5 years
When I have the money necessitated for biggie days these Christmas days
@_handsome_boi
Frank Sewagudde
5 years
Bomboclaat
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Trevor
5 years
@shorts_na_lessu 👀just saying it’s time this guy got spotlight for his lyrical masterpiece 🦦
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
5 years
You can hold a Ministerial position in the Enjoyments Government 👀🙏🏽
@tandeka_mutebi
electrowave baby 😈
5 years
I’m in my 4th year at Law school and I still don’t know what I want to be or what I want to do😅
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
4 years
Saw this off ⁦ @SJ_Isaiah1 ⁩ snap story and found it worthy to share . Thanks to ⁦ @EndiroCoffee ⁩ for setting an example that dis-ability is not inability in Ugandan society today . I believe more should follow suit .
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@ntende_trevor
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5 years
You when leaving the NIRA offices
@Raymondntende
𝐑𝐱𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝®️
5 years
Among my achievements today, recovering my National ID ranks first. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to reward self with some beers.
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@ntende_trevor
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3 years
Why are there many cow posts on the timeline today ?
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6 years
Can’t believe my first Valentine’s Day gift 🎁 in my life came from @SafeBoda the thought is much appreciated.
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@ntende_trevor
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3 years
Kampala women have money 🤞🏽💯. I’ve received a package and young king is in shock .
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@ntende_trevor
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5 years
Already won the swimming contest as a sperm 👀
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Trevor
4 years
Brother @Raymondntende you’re causing havoc in my chats ... and you have another request here
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1 year
Me whenever she touches me …
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5 years
All these elements on periodic table but still couldn’t find chemistry 🧪 with her
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
3 years
I’ve just realized I’m the only unmarried brother in my family . 💀reality has checked in fast 💨. Anyways a sweet Bebe in 2022 🕯🕯🕯
@Raymondntende
𝐑𝐱𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝®️
3 years
19.12.2021 She said yes 😭❤️. A Young King has finally found his Mermaid 🧜🏽‍♀️. Love always Wins.
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3 years
@ayahbongz This the energy Pamela channelled ….
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
4 years
Country runs on vibes . No brain cells . Just vibes
@AfricaFactsZone
Africa Facts Zone
4 years
Tanzania's President Dr. John Magufuli states that he hasn't shut the borders and put the country on lockdown because of the effects it would have on the economy. He also urged citizens to attend church services in mass mumbers to pray against Coronavirus because it is satanic.
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
1 year
You know you’re fucked when they start to appear in your dreams and shit
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Trevor
5 years
Corona virus only affects the soft parts of the face not the others down that side - Museveni (2020) [ Keeping Up With Kaguta]
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
5 years
S1-S3 since I always looked sleepy I was on the list for weed smokers and alcohol consumers for every term of the year ... by s2 3rd term the head of discipline even told me his tired of seeing me and I should be freed 😹👐🏼
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
5 years
#NezaClub 🤲🏽🌚🌝i hope i am lucky
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@travelneza
TravelNeza
5 years
WIN We're giving away 4 tickets to winners for #BlanketsAndWineKla How do you get to win? Just post this artwork (of Neza Club 2020 Holiday) on your social media platforms, and the post with the most likes will definitely win the tickets. Use the hashtags #NezaClub . Let's go
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2 years
“..you smell like my next ex ..” - a dangerous Kampala woman (March 2023)
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
5 years
These groundnuts were the rich kids amongst their peers
@Jude_Mugabi
The Usual Suspect 🎩
5 years
Enyama mu kinyebwa + 🥑
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
5 years
Happy birthday 🎉🎈🎁 @MayogaAb more life my G . God bless you
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@ntende_trevor
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6 months
@LDC_Uganda special thanks to your team and especially the Panel A for Corporate and commercial for their extra care and attention given in this time . I greatly appreciate this . Thank you so much .
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
5 years
Happy birthday 🎊🎉 @Edwin_Obura May you become funny with the new age 💯
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
3 years
Darling open your Dms we talk about my visa…💯💯💯
@SwedEnvoyUganda
Amb. Maria Håkansson
3 years
Arriving at Kidepo National Park after early morning start from Kampala. Excited to be in Karamoja, even more so as part of joint EU Heads of Mission field trip. Full week ahead of us! #TeamEurope
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Trevor
5 years
How about giving your friend some capital to venture into a business for a chance at obtaining financial freedom and independence ... in addition to working hard advice
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stan⚡️
5 years
I’m here advising my broke friend to work hard
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
5 years
I know someone who posts his girlfriend like she’s a missing person . 😕
@Ponagatso_
Ponagatso Ngob'za
5 years
I know a couple that inspires me to stay single
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Trevor
5 years
Streennffff of diiii bleck penther was stripped eweh
@Mutesa_lll
Tesa Barber
5 years
Chadwick Really lost weight, Shit is Scary
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
4 years
Fighting a hang over at 2:15 am 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤒🤒🤒. Uganda government help me
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
1 year
The stadium should always be organised due to eventualities of home games being played anytime
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Trevor
11 months
Just announce the date and ticket prices
@konshens
KONSHENS
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Tujja Tujja 🇺🇬🇺🇬
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Trevor
6 years
It doesn’t matter how you fall or how many times you fall that matters but what truly matters is how you rise up to make those falls disappear into thin air like they never happened before
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
6 years
New year , new blessings and fewer prallems !!!!! ✊🥂Grateful for a new age today .
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1 year
🙏🙏as we pray today , I pray for people to heal . Heal from whoever or whatever hurt you .
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Trevor
6 months
How do you display your trophy and get eliminated 😂😂😂😂😂
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2 years
@evilworId It’s an evil world we live in … take time and fear women .
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Trevor
5 years
This is rushed !!!! 🌚only 25?years of dating
@AfricaFactsZone
Africa Facts Zone
5 years
In Koforidua, Ghana, an 80-year-old man has married his 78-year-old partner after dating her for 25 years. Credit: UTV.
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Trevor
6 months
So it’s raining 🌧️❤️❤️❤️
@ntende_trevor
Trevor
6 months
❤️‍🩹just a sign that all will be ok
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Trevor
6 years
Lack of money at university has my friend eating chips and kipoli (gnut paste ) . Poverty is bad
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
6 years
Please let whoever brings you back to Kampala hâve better organisation ethic for your crowd than @KasanaEvents
@burnaboy
Burna Boy
6 years
Thanks for the love Kampala 💜
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6 years
I can’t believe 2019 is most likely to be the last teen calendar 📆 year of my life 😭😭😭😭
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Trevor
3 years
Go to Kush lounge and charge the phone. @_YahGirlLulah is her own pandemic .
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Trevor
11 months
13 pro max , 256 GB storage . Single sim . Battery health -90% . Comes with new cable and phone cover . Price -3,600,000 ugx . ( slightly negotiable ) Dm for purchase 👉🏽👈🏽
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
4 years
Happy birthday @waltonjermaine1 keep chilling like chilli burgers 👋
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Trevor
5 months
Young lawyer @EmuronArthur after purchasing tequila silver at Silo .
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
5 years
Mr President sir 🙏🏽me and youthful peers seek your financial blessing for our carrot growing ambitions . Support our hustle 🙏🏽we send kind regards
@KagutaMuseveni
Yoweri K Museveni
5 years
My detailed reply to different comments on social media can be accessed here now: I also saw an interesting comment from a one Spider Web ( @maryjanedug ), how do I get to you Spider Web? Send me your contact (DM) sweet muzukullu - mwijukuru muruungyi.
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Trevor
5 years
Imagine what’s this now 🥴🥴🥴
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@kiyingi__
edrin
5 years
Girl: I'm really not looking for a relationship rn Also her: yeah but we need to lay down some ground rules You creatures are unbelievable
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
6 years
What’s wrong with one affirming affiliation to religion through what they wear ?? 🤷🏽‍♂️everyone has a right to a religion and freedom of expression let her do what she deems fit for herself and take your bullshit and stick it up your ass ignorant bastard !
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5 years
Bananas don’t breathe through the nose and mouth - H.E Museveni (2020)
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
1 year
Snap memories can remind you of a time when you were thrown head first into the trenches 💀💀💀💀
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Trevor
11 months
Don’t get it twisted , Love is a beautiful thing !
@____mpagi
ᯓPK
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I know y’all act like y’all above it. But to be in love is such a nice feeling
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
6 years
Thanks a lot man
@mr_sewali
Adrian
6 years
@ntende_trevor Happy birthday champ🎀🎈
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
4 years
But mbwa Mwe @Airtel_Ug 👀I loaded a new data bundle at 8:41 am and at 9:40 am it’s done ?? Really 👀7Gb ... one hour ...
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
4 years
It was not stolen but @MayogaAb and @theeduke_of_kla know it ended bad for me . Shout out to @1luutuElijah and @__Akram___ for not letting me rest after the incident .
how did they steal your phone? narrate to us😂
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Trevor
4 years
I want pork ribs .
@thenayvuiiiton
𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬
4 years
8)Send an anonymous messages for someone on the TL
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Trevor
6 months
De horning and straight to jail for being a danger to yourself and society at large
@EmuronArthur
The Emuron⚜🤴🏽
6 months
I have the energy of 3 middle aged buffalos right now 🔋
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3 years
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Trevor
1 year
Once you break the 50,000 note the money is finished .
@Nagginda3
Pineapppple under the sea
1 year
What is Ugandan math?
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
3 years
👀anyways @Raymondntende I’ve just landed on a collection of times you were a meme 👀. Permission to drop a thread ….. on this your biggie day …
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@ntende_trevor
Trevor
11 months
Is there a time limit on proposing around my age group I am not aware of ? ☠️☠️☠️☠️
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