Viscount Samosa @notwafula Twitter profile

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Viscount Samosa

@notwafula

2 years

Unaingia exam na afro unatoka na twist outs

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2 years

there’s absolutely no way to flirt in Swahili

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1 year

still baffles me

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1 year

Quote this with your conversation with your friend

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2 years

a muslim lesbian gets a wife, that’s her-bibi

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1 year

“omg inner circle” na mmekulana

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2 years

i get high and think about the smooth endoplasmic reticulum

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2 years

don’t drunk call me, niitie pombe tulewe wote

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2 years

we never met in person umenimiss umemiss nini?

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2 years

need a rematch with body count 1-3, I was still learning

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2 years

babe wake up, new spot just dropped

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1 year

my idea of phone sex is an Mpesa message

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1 year

tunachanga mzinga unatoa mia kwani tunanunua chang’aa?

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1 year

i’m the opposite of a vegan, put as much meat in there as you can

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@notwafula

2 years

if she makes me hard we have to fuck, juu ahardy ni deni

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@notwafula

2 years

great example of why context is important.

♡

@IndicaBadddu

2 years

Nispopata mtu I'm doing it with my cat 😤

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Viscount Samosa

@notwafula

9 months

STEM course

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@JabulaniBee

9 months

My dating Range is 19- 26 yours?

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2 years

i’d post my Spotify but Buruklyn Boyz, Fireboy and Doja Cat are going back to back 💀

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2 years

i would suck the depression out of her coochie if she let me

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1 year

hizo cocktail za Mwendas ni shots tupu

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2 years

everyone i know from that green school is an alcoholic.

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1 year

@MRBLEUFACE i just know she says good boy when you’re done

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10 months

if i had money my style would be insane

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2 years

if I was able to suck my own dick, would it feel like i’m getting my dick sucked or like i’m sucking dick

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1 year

bahamas labda uache simu nje

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1 year

“after all we’ve done together” whole time it’s just sex

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1 year

my lil’ Samosas

Mikasa 🫧🫶🏾

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1 year

You’re not famous… stop naming your followers 🚶🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️

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2 years

Do you want this orgasm or should I double it and give it to the next person

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3 months

making CRE and IRE compulsory in schools instead of economics will have a country believing exchange rate dropped because God did it

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4 days

@Bhonke11 Apple kuja hapa

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2 years

I won’t go to that concert in October, i’ve come to Tems with that fact

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1 year

Sarah Bellum

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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4 months

man i would never shit on art, if i don’t like it then i’m just not the target audience

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2 years

for the love of God

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5 months

i like that part of the call when you tell me exactly why you called

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2 years

@ianmisati Rizzwahili

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7 months

i raise you, the opposite

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2 years

🕯️🕯️

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2 years

if a chemical engineer became a spy he’d be called James Bond

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9 months

@Omokeee2 all tl relationships are in my bookmarks

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1 year

wenye tumebaki nairobi we have to stick together ✊🏼

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2 years

if booty is not supposed to be ate, why is it already cut in half?

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2 years

i'm jealous of Queen Elizabeth cause she got laid today

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3 months

free my country from religious manipulation oh my days

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2 years

@manuelyator i used to wonder why UoN students go clubbing in between classes

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1 year

a love language

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3 years

I wanna be nonchalant so bad but I be chalanting a lot

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2 years

watching stranger things but when will we ever do strange things together

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1 year

:)

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11 months

i call her tiddies armin and bertholdt cause those mfs colossal

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3 years

My toxic trait is assuming everyone is in love with me but too shy to say it

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2 years

@kasese_ “ewe wangu mhibu”😂nah that man had linesss

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3 months

sijui difference ya wakamba na wakisii, which is witch

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11 months

we’re so back

𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖺𝗁 𝖻𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝖺𝗀𝖺 𓅓

@baddieologist

1 year

God i see what you doing for others 😭 don't forget me

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6 months

“waiter nipackie hii sitamaliza”

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2 years

the only way i’m having kids is by accident

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1 year

i’m talking normally if you’re getting seduced that’s on you

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@notwafula

2 years

crying

iyosias

@iloveiyosias

2 years

“i bet it’s pink” nigga u r a loser

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2 years

genuinely disappointed it took me this long to stack donuts on my dick

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@notwafula

1 year

Miles (dl trade)🐦‍🔥

@Mistersuperiorr

1 year

what Miles tweet are you

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1 year

life is hard but at-least i’m not doing medicine lmaooooooooo

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1 year

i love to listen :)

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1 year

religion was invented by priests so they could wear skirts

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1 year

she’s a 10 but since I do Computer science she’s a 2

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@notwafula

1 year

mans said

shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

Can’t forget the day we told a babe her man is cheating and we had evidence Y’know? Akaenda kumwambia 😭 karibu tuchapwe😭

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4 months

misinformation implies the existence of a much more truthful, Mr information

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2 years

y'all didn't read the Tems and conditions?

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6 months

crazy how the protest is “stop killing us” and some men said no? wdym “no”

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1 year

i just checked my account and realized i can stop working, retire and live the rest of my life comfortably if i die by tomorrow

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9 months

rent free

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1 year

not even for valentine’s

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she said she wants concrete proof, i understood exactly what cement

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1 year

i like it when it’s missionary and shawty grabs the hips and starts fucking herself with you

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7 months

mnafile nil taxes na 200k kwa mpesa💀

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9 months

@Kivutss insane levels of luhya

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6 months

your ex should be able to write you a recommendation letter for your next one

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23 days

i keep a certain amount of brain cache so when someone asked “are you even listening” i can recount everything they said even though i wasn’t listening

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8 months

27.11.2023 : back from my Twitter hiatus

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@wannaBeMase

8 months

November photo dump,anyone?

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2 years

bc people say the most beautiful and creative things in this app

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1 year

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@Nyamidimpoz

1 year

Eish kuna dawa ya insomnia?

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1 year

fine shawties make me nervous

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2 months

watching my food delivery guy move closer

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1 year

we’re trained to lie in inshas and compositions and you wonder why Kenyans are such pathological liars

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1 year

if i don’t fuck soon i will physically disintegrate

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8 months

lotion 900/= uzuri kuna uji

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2 years

@Sheeeeerow “kipenzi cha roho, NAKUYANZAA”

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@notwafula

2 years

idk how to explain it but bisexual coochie better

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3 years

As the quiet guy I find shawties who talk a lot very attractive

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@notwafula

3 months

airbuds is such a cool app but they need to change that fuck ass icon

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2 years

I fear getting locs, in other words I dreadlocs

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7 months

when you pick dinner with R. Kelly instead of the $500k

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2 months

they should invent portable vaginas i needed that shit takeaway

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30 days

Kenya mzima inaovulate???😭

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1 year

telling my friends “leo ni polite polite” before blacking out

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2 years

if you put powdered milk in milk, do you get more milk per milk?

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how i feel when my chronic likers are offline

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piecing together tl tea off of tweets feeling like Sherlock Holmes

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2 years

If your girl isn't clingy that's not your girl

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2 years

Sauti Sol wakitaka kurent nyumba wanaenda Air Bien B

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