shawty_gæaf @sapphicbaddie Twitter profile

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

18 days

I used to open this app and laugh my ass off, since May nafungua hii app kujam cause Kenya is being led by some assh0les.

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@sapphicbaddie

23 days

I need to be in that tax bracket that wears jeans and red bottoms for brunch 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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God knows naweza danganyililiwa na chipo 😭😭😭

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@sapphicbaddie

1 year

Can’t forget the day we told a babe her man is cheating and we had evidence Y’know? Akaenda kumwambia 😭 karibu tuchapwe😭

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@sapphicbaddie

1 month

Father stretch my bands … I need like seven sets of these

Dark cookies 🌚😈

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1 month

Are you a fan of this??

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

7 months

Waah😭 Budget ya Mombasa 7k aje ? Kwani mnaenda kuwa chokora?😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

11 days

A cancer center being almost empty because patients can no longer afford chemo and radiation treatments is one of reasons why we should refuse the SHIF💔 Hormone therapy alone can be 100k per session … common mwananchi atatoa wapi? Mind you, you need two sessions a month

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

45 minutes to exam na the only thing I know is I’m gay 💀

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

The girl who could eat me good decided to die 💀 Sawa basi … chonjo chonjo

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 months

How do you politely tell someone “nimekumark” ?🧍🏾‍♀️

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Niko na guts hadi naambia Uber driver anihotspot 😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 month

Never dating/talking to a strathmore human being again,EVER huyu ni mimi roho inauma ivi??

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@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Nimekumark !!!! Ata kama ni three years we go back to the drawing book we restructure …. Enyewe fr nimekumark 😭😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Kukulana as friends is good and healthy (imo) but saa utaambia your friend aje ako down?😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

29 days

Wamepika insufferable baddie real bad leo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Huyu anapost heels amevaa na amezeeka miguu 😭😭😭 I’m a hater I know 😭😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

That Dubai highlight from 286 weeks ago imechoka woishe 😭it’s been five years babe😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

I’ve been getting free 🍃 it feels illegal😂😂 huyu pedi akiniitisha sugar nitamseti kwa polisi pls😭😭😭

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@sapphicbaddie

2 years

I lied … I’m not gay … y’all thought I was gay?

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@sapphicbaddie

1 month

So tragic that @Osama_otero is still alive!! It’s should’ve been you missing instead of the 70 kids

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@sapphicbaddie

1 year

@_mageria_ Ameambiwa his likes ndio huinvite shawties to drink best in kikao 😭😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Everytime I’m attached to someone I can’t help but over share😭😭 “Did I tell you I broke my toe when I was six?..”

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Girls from that green school will give you the world then break your heart like Kimani😭 Nimekumbuka adi kidogo nilie 😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Nafungua tiktok naona videos I need to reply to nafunga tu😭😭😭 Aki my friends need to give me a chance I reply to those ones first😭

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@sapphicbaddie

2 years

@Omokeee2 Utajitetea kwa mungu aje?

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@sapphicbaddie

2 years

So a man just said he’d r*pe his daughter if he came out as lesbian 💀 These are the men you pick ? Devastating

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

4 months

Remember to give Jamia mosque, Kilimanjaro jamia, Java house, mint and salt, rubis and stores in corner house their hats for supporting us today !!!! Hawa ndio wanadeserve your money! Remember: #RejectFinanceBiill2024 #RejectFinanceAct2024

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

8 months

I feel like everyone should experience a luo partner at least once in their lifetime

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@sapphicbaddie

1 month

Bruh this rumor (I agree to be true) about strath niggas having Grindr inanimaliza 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

Mulinidanganya 😭😭 The only good colour on toes is white 😭😭eish crying silently

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@sapphicbaddie

10 months

@111sznn Ama mum apatwe na “kahoma” tukose kuenda

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@sapphicbaddie

3 months

GUYS, (THE POLICE), THEY ARE IN CIVILIAN CLOTHING SHOUTING RUTO MUST GO AS WELL !!!! BE SAFE AND BE IN GROUPS MSIACHANE #RutoMustGo We will not tire!!!

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@sapphicbaddie

4 months

@ashl3yspov No manyaru was on site 😭 clean stuff

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

NLE Choppa so unreal😭😭😭 “that b*tch pussy so bald I asked her if she had cancer” 😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

I’d be built like Suki if my dad actually stayed🥹

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

@tituu30 Sitawahi jaribu tena 😭in fact I’ll close my eyes

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

Don’t buy rolled bake (🍁) if you don’t wanna be laced😭😭 pls fentanyl ishafika huku and if you thought the cool kids’ glucose is bad? This is worse

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

@mechaaxo The Trisha Khalid comment that she let slide 💀

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 month

Guys how do you depuff your face??? Jameni nakaa Vybz Kartel 🧍🏾‍♀️

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

@bigbattygyaall She’s borderline disrespectful… na asome English asirudie kusema “cowntry” tena

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

Very vulnerable in case any bad bitch wants to take advantage of me

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Everything that hurt me in 2022 has got to stay behind fr

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

9 months

Shame on the @NaboBistro owner for not being a girls girl and for dating an abuser we cannot end femicide when there’s pick me girls who are dating abusive men and fyi if that man can hit women and you stand there helping him, you are part of the problem!!! #cancelnabobistro

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Idk about y’all but mi huogopa kunuka miguu 😭😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

@heartsfromwaswa It was two women😭😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Nimepatikana nikijiongelesha 😭😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

May my ass grow fatter every-time he comes for my forehead 🕯️🕯️

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@sapphicbaddie

26 days

@Rxseboy19 Not me sharing an iCloud with her and her WhatsApp and TikTok are on my tablet and laptop … watching them kama graphs za forex

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Huyu boyfriend ya Saumu Sauti hukuwa mzee 😭 Msinipige pls

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

@EricKiambo @wendizznits Finally agreeing Step 2: get the help that you need

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Why on earth would you think I wanted to call you via Snapchat??😭 si ujue tu ni mistake 😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

I’d be at the tuck shop like; “sasa Sarah nipee chapsmokie mbili na ndao smokie mbili … kuna froyo?… basi Nipee trops Za fifty” 😭😭

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@sapphicbaddie

1 year

His mum accepted my Facebook request 🤭

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@sapphicbaddie

11 months

Guys y’all won’t believe ni yeye Niko naye sahii🤭

shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Nimekumark !!!! Ata kama ni three years we go back to the drawing book we restructure …. Enyewe fr nimekumark 😭😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Sitawahi forget the trans man I had a pseudo sexual relationship with and then he ghosted 😭 I was 18 ffs 😭 you hurt me Fr men are dogs😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

I still live w my shosho and she says “mwírí dúakagwo na baô “ sumn like that 😭

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@nicoleviar

2 years

Yes I'm chubby,I grew up being told "mwana mwega no nda"🥺

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

@n0nbinarybooty @afcrazz Umeekewa miwa 😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

At this time mtu anadhani I need advice for what I do with my body or how I dress my body? Mko jaba

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

8 days

I miss having a gf and making her listen to my affirmations after three glasses of altar wine 🤭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

7 months

@BeerAmbKE Unaenda holiday kubudget? Si ubaki Nairobi😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

@Annetieeee Akieza ambiana namtumia wezi 😭😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Five more piercings ndio nianze healing process🤝🏾

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

@Omokeee2 First of all 😭 Ik they’re tired of you using their photo Second of all, don’t you have shame? Self respect?when is the day?y’all need to film it?venue?

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

6 months

Ukiwa munchies kukula mbele ya mzazi huwa aibu😭 Now she thinks I fw mchele minji 😭🤣

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

23 days

Saa hii nikivunjwa moyo labda nichafue na Minute Maid

wanderlust⭐

@xowanderlusttt

24 days

Quitting alcohol to focus on my weed addiction

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Sasa mtu akilike tweet ya january anataka??😭

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@sapphicbaddie

2 months

Nakaa hivi exact

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

My friends love west mall 😭 Pombe inakurarukia alafu unalipukiwa 😭

InsecurityKE

@InsecurityKE

2 years

Al shabaab planning to hit Nairobi.. Stay informed, stay alert..

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@sapphicbaddie

1 year

Lil maina ameambiwa “live within your means”😭😭

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@sapphicbaddie

7 months

@KungFuRandaa Nimeona Hakuna budget ya pampers au feeding bottles nikajua that’s hell😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

@itsmungaa is in all Twitter interaction circles I’ve seen 😭😭😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Just remembered one time my dad helped me do my Kiswahili assignment and I failed 😭😭😭😭 It’s the thought that counts anyway 💀

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

People who enjoy watching The Office are the aliens we’ve been looking for 😭😭what?!?!😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

Mungu laani wengine sasa😭😭 amechoka

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@bigbattygyaall

1 year

Hi, I'm heartbreak no.1 Hi, I'm heartbreak no.2 Hi,I'm depression Hi,I'm selfharm Hi, I'm asthma Hi, I'm the madaraka thugs Hi, I'm water Hi,I'm best gin Hi,I'm seizures

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@sapphicbaddie

3 years

@stupendouslymi @kvdzii 😭😭😭true 😂

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@sapphicbaddie

10 months

@dannnnnnnn33 Naweza patwa na kifafa ikipita siku tatu 🥲

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@sapphicbaddie

1 year

Hiyo school fees yote ndio ninyamaze nikipita?😭 nope

Homelander's weakness 🍼

@ryandontnut

1 year

Wait people still flex grades while in uni

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

4 months

@v1b3stupu Hakuna siku takes zake hukuwa Za mtu razini

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

My sister has done my nails vibaya 😭😭 Na siwezi toa cause she is proud of her work 😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

The only reason I’m alive is to get these rings aki 😭😭

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@sapphicbaddie

2 years

@itswairimv That green school ilinionyesha vitu dunia haijaona bado😭😭

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@sapphicbaddie

2 months

I raise you Computer science students😂 na akuwe na miwani😭

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@bigbattygyaall

2 months

kupenda mawakili hua a form of self harm btw

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

I miss listening to Lingala and country music w my dad fr 😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

It’s law that I’d never fake moan to make someone happy 😭😭 tutaangaliana

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@sapphicbaddie

2 months

Guys🧍🏾‍♀️ Idk why my phone types things when it’s in my pocket

shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 months

For bisexual awareness month, I’ll need a feminine bisexual man to remind me why I’d rather drag my kewchie on hot coal than date them

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Using a true crime documentary as my background noise as I’m writing something for my blog>>>>

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

25 days

You know your person is a w**re when that one law student babe follows them

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

I never involve myself in such conversations cause I know what I am capable of 😭😭

four-leafclover🍀✨

@thewickedsub

2 years

Mkiniangalia hivi hamwezi jua that I travelled 500 km for d💀💀

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

1 year

My self concept and self idolization have increased in the past couple of years I’m afraid I’m turning into a narcissist… but it’s only narcissism if you don’t have concrete substantive evidence to back up the self praise yeah?

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 months

@Davidkmwenda Nvm nimestalk tweets zake

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Nikileta ujinga hivi report my account 😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Waah 💀 We’ve been using my Twitter account to stalk them 😂😂 Ni kama tumebambwa 😂😂😂 Is that profile thing fr?💀

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

26 days

Job kwa customer service hufanya mtu arealize how insufferable the middle class are 😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Used almost all my September money buying shoes 😭 now I’m suffering in swag 😭

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@sapphicbaddie

2 years

@itswairimv Unagraduate 2040 wewe 😭😭

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I really hate men.

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

Can’t wait to tell fellas “no kûgeria mani” when they ask about my money

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

I’m always ready to pierce everywhere else except my earlobes 😭😭

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shawty_gæaf

@sapphicbaddie

2 years

If I view @Emmanuelkoroso ‘s status on WhatsApp I’ll have viewed @EricKiambo ‘s and @_mageria_ ‘s 😭😭😭 mchange pls 😭 wengine wetu course ni rahisi Tuko tu 🤡

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