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Raidió Teilifís Éireann but 𝓼𝓮𝔁𝔂. Surprisingly, no affiliation with the actual RTÉ News.

Joined May 2019
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unfortunately i will be passing away soon. for plot reasons
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"I do occasionally experiment with editing"
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Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. C
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This was the biggest bombshell of the night..
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BREAKING: Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer will go head-to-head in a TV debate at 9pm on June 4, ITV has announced. It comes after reports that Labour 'demanded' that the SNP and other small parties be blocked from participating. Story to follow.
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Cillian Murphy giving the death stare to a literal royal is a level of Irish Republicanism that truly has to be admired
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"diet coke"
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The oysters. The diet coke. The way he drinks so it don't spill. That me right there
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News: James McClean is on the verge of finalising a move to Wrexham, the Football League newcomers funded by Hollywood investment Story to follow @IndoSport
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ישראל כ”ץ Israel Katz
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Ireland, if your goal was to reward terrorism by declaring support for a Palestinian state, you’ve achieved it. @SimonHarrisTD , Hamas thanks you for your service.
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"this is a message to Paddington Bear..."
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I love when you meet a child and it turns out they're not a child at all but a 47 year old plasterer #LateLateToyShow
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BREAKING: Michael D. Higgins has challenged Conor McGregor to hand to hand combat with the winner claiming the Presidency of Ireland "I'll flatten the c*nt in 2 seconds" President Higgins said
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"Billy, this is Gimli, son of Glóin. He's an able warrior, and at 139, he's in the prime of his career. The downside is he's racist, but I think he could overcome that by the end of the season..."
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Elrond putting together the Fellowship roster
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BREAKING: Thatcher still burning in the pits of hell
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Baroness Thatcher has died this morning follow a stroke, her spokesman Lord Bell says
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RIP Sinead O'Connor x
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"This is a message to Merriam-Webster..."
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Le mood:
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"Once you have a positive antigen test, you must take the orb to the palace of kings. There you will meet a hooded man and he will ask you a series of riddles. If you were successful and there are THREE moons in the night sky then - and only then! - you shall have your PCR test"
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BREAKING: With Britain distracted, Jedward have annexed Armagh and most of South Tyrone
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"This is a message to Charli XCX..."
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BREAKING: Enoch Burke has unlawfully entered the Love Island villa
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RIP Bród D. Higgins 💜
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BREAKING: 11 year-old pitch invader has been forced to pay the FAI's €70m debt as punishment
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BREAKING: Clonakilty Sausages have ended their partnership with Kanye West
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He can be brown, he can be blue, he can be violet sky #Eurovision
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fesshole 👍
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I was with an Irish guy in Sheffield. I went back to his flat after a night out and he had a huge Irish Flag up on his wall and was very pro Irish. Ended up making me watch a documentary about all the bad things England did to his country while we had sex. Strange night.
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BREAKING: Louis Walsh is seeking permanent residency in the Big Brother house out of fear of getting the shit kicked out of him by Jedward
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BREAKING: Just 1 hour after receiving the Pfizer vaccine Annie Lynch has now grown as tall as the Spire. Dublin submits to its new overlord.
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BREAKING: Brave patriots emulate the heroics of Michael Collins by *checks notes*...robbing plasma screen tellies out of Arnotts
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BREAKING: Leo Varadkar diagnosed with a rare form of blindness that makes him unable to see poverty
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For the day that's in it
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Irish summer 2023:
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BREAKING: Varadkar announces that the flag will be flown at half-mast at Leinster House today following the split of Paul Mescal and Phoebe Bridgers
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"Dya like that song, Phoebe? Sure wait'll I tell ye what happened to the woman that sang it..."
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"Robbie" is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Robert David Keane is no friend of mine.
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Robbie Keane has won the league title with Maccabi Tel Aviv He’s done well there just an awful shame where he has done well
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Yeah, I don't think the new Google AI is going to be a runner...
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Matt LeBlanc sits like my da whenever he's forced to go to my auntie's gaff
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BREAKING: The goat from the Puck Fair in Killorglin has broken free and is now seeking its revenge
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BREAKING: A man driving a communion supply lorry has driven through the gates of the Russian Embassy
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RIP Síoda D Higgins. The goodest of girls 💔
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LIVE scenes from inside the missing submarine
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Ayo Edebiri during the signing of the Good Friday Agreement (1998) Many believe that it wouldn't have been possible without her intervention.
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BREAKING: Charli XCX makes appearance at Orange Lodge
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Piers Morgan the second he heard about the king's cancer diagnosis:
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BREAKING: Disheveled Ryan Tubridy storms the stage dressed as a Christmas tree shouting "I'M THE TOY MAN" #LateLateToyShow
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Samuel L. Jackson said it best...
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@reptracker
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Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of the stupid question of 2023 goes to …… TALKSPORT He’s not even eligible for England anymore, do your research !!🤡
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This fucking website man...
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There's a beautiful irony in Piers Morgan, a man who once hacked a dead girls phone, getting hacked
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Fixed it for yiz 👍
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"I promise I won't cry. It's just a single frame from a TV show." The single frame:
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Couldn't resist...
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@FrTedQOTD
Father Ted Quote of the Day
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"Two pints. Eh, two pints, two pints. There you go. Bye then."
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Shoutout to Cork! #Oscars
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Europe when Israel commits war crimes. #Eurovision
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@thejournal_ie
TheJournal.ie
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Varadkar said the housing crisis is holding Ireland back as a country.
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Oh lord. The Irish Times says Ryan Tubridy 'does not accept' he is out of contract at RTÉ.
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BREAKING: James Corden has been banned from the Eddie Rocket's in Phibsborough
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I hope you lot are ready for the coronation. Saturday is going to be fun on here because the anti-monarchy twitter, Black twitter, Irish twitter, Scousers twitter and Celtic fans twitter are linking up. #AbolishTheMonarchy
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Roses are red, I'm up for a shag, In the most unparliamentary language
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"keep my country's name out yo fuckin' mouth"
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This is Israel’s Bloody Sunday. @U2
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NEW: Conor McGregor is now officially under investigation by gardai for alleged incitement surrounding the Dublin riots last week, we can reveal.
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BREAKING: Former Labour Party Leader Joan Burton spotted leaving Pete Davidson's apartment
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Powerful.
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Caio Benicio, a hero 💜
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BREAKING: Leo Varadkar has announced that instead of the usual handover of office, himself and Micheál Martin will fuse together to form the ultimate political bastard
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"whoever called me 'Sillian' on the red carpet, meet me in the car park in 15 minutes..."
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Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin killed in plane crash in Russia, with nine other people on board also dead
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"is there drink taken?" #LateLateToyShow
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Well folks, it's been fun 💜
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@hxttogo
tammy
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charli xcx lipsyncing to c’est la vie by b*witched surrounded by UNION JACKS is the eighth deadly sin
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BREAKING: Supermac's owner Pat McDonagh denies any involvement in McDonald's fire in Newbridge "I've never even heard of Kildare" he said
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NEW: Israel summons ambassador from Dublin for consultations following announcement of Irish recognition of Palestine @VirginMediaNews
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BREAKING: Following his split from Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson has been spotted with Minister for Education Norma Foley
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BREAKING: Open top bus parade scheduled as Ireland beat Hungary in international friendly
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You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for...
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Hope this helps 👍
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@kaminosdownfall
becca
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non british people, i want to see something label where scotland, england, wales, northern ireland and ireland is on this
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BREAKING: Pete Davidson has now been spotted with former RTÉ News presenter Anne Doyle
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The Morbegs at the #MetGala last night 😍
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Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm going to rent a house in Ireland.
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BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at Micheál Martin's announcement
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my uncle eugene just got the booster jab now he's stuck like this, please help
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"35 quid a pop, like taking candy from a baby, man. Get the boys to come down, Shtateside will be playing Willy Wonka hey"
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Yeah I like Dune. Dune a bitta videoin'.
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Ayo Edebiri on SNL.
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@FilmUpdates
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Ayo Edebiri on SNL.
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"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent chinese meal!!?"
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There's a six nations match in Dublin today so stay safe out there everyone
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nobody: eamon ryan:
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BREAKING: "Fuck Drogheda" states President Biden, which is met with thunderous applause by the Dundalk locals
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"The pandemic is over"
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You want to know something that lives absolutely rent free in my head? The time Mike Tyson said that Cromwell decimated Sligo on the Conan O'Brien show
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