Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. C
BREAKING: Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer will go head-to-head in a TV debate at 9pm on June 4, ITV has announced.
It comes after reports that Labour 'demanded' that the SNP and other small parties be blocked from participating.
Story to follow.
News: James McClean is on the verge of finalising a move to Wrexham, the Football League newcomers funded by Hollywood investment
Story to follow
@IndoSport
Ireland, if your goal was to reward terrorism by declaring support for a Palestinian state, you’ve achieved it.
@SimonHarrisTD
, Hamas thanks you for your service.
BREAKING: Michael D. Higgins has challenged Conor McGregor to hand to hand combat with the winner claiming the Presidency of Ireland
"I'll flatten the c*nt in 2 seconds" President Higgins said
"Billy, this is Gimli, son of Glóin. He's an able warrior, and at 139, he's in the prime of his career. The downside is he's racist, but I think he could overcome that by the end of the season..."
"Once you have a positive antigen test, you must take the orb to the palace of kings. There you will meet a hooded man and he will ask you a series of riddles. If you were successful and there are THREE moons in the night sky then - and only then! - you shall have your PCR test"
I was with an Irish guy in Sheffield. I went back to his flat after a night out and he had a huge Irish Flag up on his wall and was very pro Irish. Ended up making me watch a documentary about all the bad things England did to his country while we had sex. Strange night.
I hope you lot are ready for the coronation.
Saturday is going to be fun on here because the anti-monarchy twitter, Black twitter, Irish twitter, Scousers twitter and Celtic fans twitter are linking up.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
BREAKING: Leo Varadkar has announced that instead of the usual handover of office, himself and Micheál Martin will fuse together to form the ultimate political bastard
You want to know something that lives absolutely rent free in my head?
The time Mike Tyson said that Cromwell decimated Sligo on the Conan O'Brien show