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Last summer, Milan's golden project all but died. This summer, the corpse was shot 10 times, before the final nail was hammered into the coffin. Here is 49 minutes worth of my thoughts on it all.

Serie A Summer Mercato Reviews 2024

Part 2: Milan

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Biden stinker & hooked 💀

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Paolo Maldini was not a good director, he was an elite director. Like he was insanely fucking good

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@passevertical What are you even talking about

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@ThunderND Keep in mind Giddey is a pedo

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I know the main problem is that he’s a free man and that he has kind of ruined at least one poor woman’s life, but I genuinely feel so bad for all *normal* Arsenal fans as well. Just has to be sickening having this guy at your club. And he just won’t ever leave either

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New bromance brewing 😁

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I hate to be that guy but is INSANE how quiet the “Etihad” is bro these guys are about 30 minutes away from a LEAGUE TITLE

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@PawlowskiSZN2 @campeondetodo10 People with empathy!

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@Bd_irB_ll I want Muriel too

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@dklmarxist There’s also no proof that actually is what happened lol

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@Bd_irB_ll What a pass

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@McDuffie2Heaven Famous American sports team Manchester United

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Lowball gimmick with four days left of the window

Milan Eye

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🚨 Milan are waiting for a written bid from Saudi Arabia for Bennacer. Should the transfer materialize Milan will make a last minute attempt for Manu Kone. They’re trying to understand if Borussia will reduce their demand to around €15M [ @MatteMoretto ]

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The worst signing this guy ever made, by far, was FREE. What were his other true duds? Léo Duarte? Okay, he was great in Brazil, he failed to adapt to European football, and he was only signed for €10m. You know the blunders directors that are considered to be GREAT have made?

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@BronGotGame @_Kopick @Ballislife You're a loser man

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2 months

Worst account on MT by a pretty wide margin—trolls and civilians excluded

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2 months

Tries to take on 2 defenders and then loses the ball. A thing which I have always criticized him for. He always tries to take on 2 or 3 defenders and then loses the ball

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People are endlessly talking about Leão not joining his team during their cooling break, after he had just subbed on, but they don’t mention that he subsequently scored the equalizer in a game in which Milan were previously hopeless. Encapsulates the mentality of these people.

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4 months

Think few things, just in general, are as overrated as Harry Kane's "technical ability"/playmaking. He's a good long range passer and that is quite literally all there is to it

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2 months

There's some American porn addict who hasn't watched a Serie A minute in his life talking about my franchise player on my timeline

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3 months

@ayanyx Makes complete sense why they play in Europe; they can’t play in Asia for obvious reasons, and I guess they have to play somewhere… except if Russia aren’t allowed to play then they shouldn’t be allowed either, but you know what I mean

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2 months

VAR hate is actually so much more “old man yells at cloud” coded than it’s given credit for. Like it really just isn’t that deep man.

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10 days

@killhughs @316simsim Yeah no one will remember the guy that got Napoli their first scudetto without Maradona you’re so right man. People literally still talk about Oscar and he was in fact not good

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They started with the overwhelming majority of a core that they had just won the Champions League with, one of the better managers in the world (at least), and a notoriously elite youth sector. Since then they have spent well over £1b and now they're in the ECL.

Tive Razão 🎨

@lifeofpkay_

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What chelsea are doing isn't stupid but it's very unethical

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4 months

@01fmz @Bd_irB_ll It's clear City are very strong mentally but it's just such a boring variable to hyperfocus on, especially since Arsenal were also exceptional down the stretch, but they had one slip-up so they fell just short; City won because they're just a little bit better, that's all it is.

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@fotbollskanal Herregud så vidriga ni är

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@momoalas93 I just realized you won the FA Cup because they disallowed this #wow

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@Bd_irB_ll

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I dislike anyone who thinks Luke Shaw is really good at football, like I just don't take you seriously. Of all the "when he's fit" players out there, he's not even that good when he plays. Garbage physical profile but yeah I guess he's a fringe final third threat and has "tech"

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3 months

Paolo Maldini didn’t get this btw

AC Milan

@acmilan

3 months

We’re sad to see you go, but excited to see what the future holds! Ciao Mister 🙏 #SempreMilan

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@VarunChels You’re not a football fan

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2 months

So when can we talk about the problematic age gap between Lamine Yamal and Nico Williams? Nico is almost 22, Lamine is only 16. On the surface, a wholesome friendship between two of our favs, in reality, an innocent minor who’s being groomed right in front of our very eyes.

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4 months

The Borussia Dortmund of football leagues

Football Rankings

@FootRankings

4 months

🇮🇹🚨 Italy will have NINE clubs in the European competitions next season if Fiorentina win the UECL, while finishing season out of Top 8.

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I’m not even being funny Rodri might be the best zone 14 shooter ever

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@dklmarxist El-P walks into my top 50

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@Twenty1st_Pilot @ftblnl This move will literally do more for Arsenal’s attack than it will do for their defense so yeah it’s stupid and reductive to go “NOOOO NOT ANOTHER DEFENDER!!!!!!” in reaction to this move

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@Bd_irB_ll No I've been hating for a while

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We should've hired Conte, who got smacked 3-0 by a relegation contender last week, because your dick gets hard when he celebrates goals

Loki

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quanto ho sognato quest’esultanza a san siro dopo un nostro gol eh ma no, meglio prendere fonsega via team di lavoro

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1 month

He ain’t do nothing but step forward

Nerazzurri Society

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1 month

Bisseck's physique compared to last season. 💪

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@SlayiNSlays @MaryKayCabot God forbid we make fun of the serial rapist for being bad at his job

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Last season, Leão was supposedly a disappointment, yet he had the best underlying numbers in the league—as a winger in a tactically dysfunctional league with bad striker play. Over the last year, in all competitions, his numbers have also blatantly been world class.

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It’s so hard for some people to just talk about football. Whenever people talk about Leão, they have to mention that, apparently, he is plagued by a sense of disappointment—even the fucking commentators do. And based on what? On the pitch, he is a phenomenon.

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Premheads are so funny man they cannot conceive that some people just follow multiple leagues so when they see a critique of their club they take it personally and think they’re doing the same thing when they say shit like this in response

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Sounds like Milan

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@Primaverafocus No one is laughing, you fucking suck at what you do and you are an embarrassment to this fanbase

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@01fmz @Bd_irB_ll Rodri is right that City are exceptionally strong mentally but his argument that Arsenal played for a draw against City because they thought City would slip up falls apart because Arsenal would have won if they had just beaten Aston Villa. It's not the mentality, just the team

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@1899INE @lfcjamesz who the fuck

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@illyr1ans He correctly pointed that Di Canio is a fascist?

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I cannot believe a football club actually paid £34m + a sell on fee for a 24-year old who has barely seen the pitch in two years, and whose CV consists of a four month purple patch and nothing else

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1 month

Football fans are so brainwashed by total stats it’s insane

Ah Chilly…

@Dr0Pil0T

1 month

He has one 20+ npg in his career lol why do everyone talk like he’s some crazy goal scorer

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Actually unbelievable how France have maybe the greatest talent pool a national team has ever had, and Adrien Rabiot starts for them. Every game. 90 minutes. Every time.

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Wrote about the fundamental problem with Milan's current situation, and where it derives from: an undemocratic power structure that undermines football's most important actors

Plan and Execution

Milan 2024 Summer Mercato Analysis—Part 1

otisinvazion.medium.com

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They let anyone get a banger these days

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Biden stinker & hooked 💀

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"Theo's just more athletic" yeah thank fucking god man. Don't make me go fat-phobic here

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Just don't overthink it man, it's perhaps the worst run club in the top five leagues and you don't have to intricately analyze what they're doing to understand that. The results in contrast to the expenditure speak for themselves

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@PawlowskiSZN2 @campeondetodo10 Okay, so you don't have empathy. That's not good

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@Twenty1st_Pilot @ftblnl Such a surface level take

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4 months

Reasons to be excited, Associazione Calcio Milan:

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I really can’t stand this Reddit ass club man

Borussia Dortmund

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4 months

Tastes like fine wine 🍷

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Remember when RLC’s physical dominance and technical ability was going to have the rest of the league shook, only for him to look worse than he ever did in England

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3 months

By the way, no mention of Dortmund snatching players from other Bundesliga clubs, as always—in this case the most important player from a team that finished above them last season.

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⚫️🟡 News Serhou #Guirassy | A decision is to be made within the next days. Borussia Dortmund are still very optimistic to sign the 28 y/o striker from @VfB . However, there is no complete agreement yet. ▫️Bayern is currently out ❌ ▫️Arsenal, Chelsea, and AC Milan are still

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Do you get it because he’s not black haha sick tweet prime_jordan1

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Brahim Díaz being the one with the African nationality is hilarious

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@Bd_irB_ll Luke Shaw isn't a final third demon? Well thank god he's famously a lockdown defender then!

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@ftblhassan @Bd_irB_ll are you not embarrassed

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@Bd_irB_ll Dutch "person" moment

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The fact that so many people still support him doesn’t make things much better. Just an awful situation all around

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@illyr1ans Why would anyone ever listen to a fascist? More specifically, why would anyone ever listen to a fascist criticizing someone else’s character?

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@Twenty1st_Pilot @ftblnl It will make them more entertaining

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@godspeedbrother One of my Celtics fan friends says he’s just really autistic

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Anyways man Italian football is by far the best in the world like I cannot believe that there are people who watch other top 5 leagues over this

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@maxinluvv @AdamSchefter @ESPNdirocco No they won’t, fucking dumbass

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After a lot of hard work, my biggest project on Medium is finally done. I unfortunately had to rush it to get it out before the start of the season, but please read if you're interested. Here is the third and final part of my 2024–25 Serie A predictions.

Serie A Predictions 2024–25

Part 3: European Competitions & Scudetto Race

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People criticizing Yamal for not scoring enough are so funny, guy is 16 years old man

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2 months

This video reflects worse upon Eminem than Ronaldo #tbh

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Every shot taken by Cristiano Ronaldo in major international knockout games

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@sinnermaaan He literally signed Theo after meeting him on Ibiza lol people think Maldini wasn't a real scout just because of his player career and the fact that he would go on vacation here and there. He was super tapped in and the recruitment has become drastically worse with Moncada as SD

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3 months

Most auraless mask of all time I might throw up

Equipe de France ⭐⭐

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🥷🇫🇷 #FiersdetreBleus

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@Sa_fci @ImperatoreFC You are very bad at this football stuff

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2 months

How are people mad at the notion that Stuttgart is an infinitely more attractive destination for a young player than Bournemouth

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Picking Bournemouth over CL with Stuttgart and a clear pathway to a bigger club. These kids are so badly advised, there better be a release clause in that contract at least

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1 month

Makes you realize that Leão hate is like at least 70% racism

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Replies are unreal man how does this guy still have shooters I cannot believe it

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This might age like that Lyés ETH comp

Chelsea Dodgers

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The new Italian renaissance begins here. 🇮🇹 ( @ChelseaFC - 🎥) #CFC

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In watching more Dean Huijsen and man Juventus just aren’t serious whatsoever if they sell him. He’s even more special than I previously realized, and the fact I used to see Simić as our mini Huijsen was disrespectful. He could become the best in the world.

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4 months

He has *checks notes* exactly five league goals this season

Lega Serie A

@SerieA_EN

4 months

An elite goalscoring midfielder: @juventusfcen 's 𝗔𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻 𝗥𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗼𝘁 🇫🇷

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I think 2025–26 is the season Arsenal reach their potential, and I know it’s funny to say that they’re two years away when they’re currently battling for the title, but also this is a good time to say it; rather than after a devastating loss.

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@Ar1an1tsadiku @chiddyafc @guendogan8 @MCFC ????

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M4rk

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3 months

Offritegli soldi + Bennacer + Simic @acmilan Sveglia

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@fleaflickas

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i can’t lie nicolas jackson is gonna be the best linkup 9 ever if this is the standard lol

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@illyr1ans He's not a random pundit and Rafa can do what he wants

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@lauracore_ Good Umir tweet unfortunately

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4 months

Well, given Vincenzo Italiano just did it with Fiorentina, I think I'm going to have to disagree

Emanuel Roşu

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Jose Mourinho in Bucharest: "The biggest achievement in my career is reaching two European finals with Roma. It's impossible to do it. I don't think anybody will do it again"

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Duván Zapata is probably going to go down as one of the most underrated players in the history of Italian football unfortunately. Undoubtedly peaked as a world class striker

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I'm fucking crying man this was literally the u21 Euros five years ago

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On my knees

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Zlatan will literally do anything but his job like I'm not even being funny

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2 months

“We have eyes” is such an unbelievable cop out argument like 95% of the time

Emzel

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2 months

Throwing out meaningless stats doesn't prove anything. We have eyes and Mbappe wasn't better for France in Major tournaments. If he was, I would've been the one to tell you. You're a 20yo college student, so your information on this matter is very very limited

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Ok but you’ll be eating your words in five years when Chelsea have 18 world class players (they will automatically get better because they are young and so will the team)!

Aaron

@aar0n_nt

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Maresca needs to put a stop to this icl. Needs to tell the higher ups to stop signing more players and let him establish a core team, focus on outgoings only. This is actually a mess right now

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@Poelsemandens @fotbollskanal Läs artikeln, förslagsvis

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3 months

“Winning” is not something concrete in football, there is only strategy and leadership. At least when it comes to the foundation. This is something so many people fail to understand.

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2 months

Just so nasty to run an agenda on a player of this caliber—same guy who is Pioli's biggest defender, by the way. We do not deserve Leão at all, it's extremely rare that such a supreme talent gets this little love and this much criticism from their fanbase

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@dplus_sportSE Sticker ut hakan och säger att AIK inte vinner guld i herrfotboll i år

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@EuroExpert_ Pioli's out of possession approach was by far his weakest asset, he was a complete disaster

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3 months

Congrats bro you finished sixth last year btw

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@B03GHB4L1

3 months

Your record sale is £35m pounds. You lose all your academy talent for peanuts or nothing. Cozier-Duberry and Hutchinson who should be Saka's deputies left your dusty club and Saka is going to start 70 games again after a full Euros campaign. You have ZERO quality depth and you

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@nototisinvazion

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It genuinely blows my mind that Milan knew they were going to sack Pioli around the same time– or perhaps even before Juve first contacted Motta, and they didn’t look his way. There is literally no excuse for that, I don’t care about their criteria, their criteria sucks.

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