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Anakin Shawalker

3 months

Btw, Northerners getting sick of Tinubu doesn't mean that they'll vote for a good president. It means we're probably getting another northern president, most likely El Rufai

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Rigby cheated in an arm wrestling contest and Skipps KILLED HIM FOR IT

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My favorite cartoon humor is when things get ramped up to 100 for no reason at all. Regular Show was the king of this. Bruh asked a club bouncer for a pen, the bouncer threw that man to the ceiling and he exploded. That was just unwarranted

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Chances created today: 5 — Bruno Fernandes 4 — Foden, KDB, Bernardo combined

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Since Rashford last played for England over a year ago, the guys who have played at LW have all scored a collective 0 goals

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FA Cup final. Bring yours

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bruno in tight and close big games

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@ComicLoverMari Was the human experimentation not a red flag for you?

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@invertedspear22 How do you even check for any sort of pulse, his neck was legit shredded. If I do all that and you're still kicking, fairs.

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Rashford is a significant amount of the reason people have such high expectations for young and academy players these days

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Been, carrying this team for a long time.

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@Gideoomatic 4 passes, 4 G/A, idk if this is goood or bad.

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@ComicLoverMari I like the "understood" from Clark. Bro is just like "Ait, I won't bother you no more"

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@Gideoomatic They need to remove the slobber from their mouths ngl

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@blondedcartier I see your Rock Lee, and I raise you Shisui Uchiha

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2 years

@Noodledori1 Meanwhile in JJK

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@alwaysratedX He legitimately has NO BAG!

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This is fantasy sha, because a country where the majority of parents are good won't look like Nigeria

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Hate Nigerian parents all you like but forget Hollywood movie PR, Nigeria parents are solid.

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@paritosh_bhide You just know that reporter is a United fan and his head is hot as hell

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@dezbsx If he scores 20 goals next season he's passing RVP lmao.

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@Creamy_Memus @ComicLoverMari Batman in canon donates so much money that it's mathematically impossible for him to still be a billionaire

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@MrStephenHowson Brother played him 5 mins b4 a penalty shootout at the euros, and he didn't play any full 90s at the WC, and was still their highest top scorer.

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Grouping Rashford with two actual criminals+Sancho is pure insanity

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🚨 It’s been noted that Injuries have significantly impacted team performance, contributing to some of the challenges faced on the field. Also the off-field Issues regarding Antony, Greenwood, Sancho & Rashford. How these off-field issues have been handled has garnered positive

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Ten Hag is using Zirkzee in an identical way to how he used Haller at Ajax and it’s boiling my blood.

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"Lizzen guys, there's a very GOOD and IMPORTANT reason Mizz B Nazty JOINT the Brazzers projet. While money WAS a factor, the other competitors also offered SIMILAR propozals. What REALLY convinced her was the SPORTING side of matters"

𝔎𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔒𝔣 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔩𝔩 ﾒ𝟶 🖤

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Why B Nasty go with Brazzers? (I say this knowing they prolly paid more)

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@casualfan_ He fucking balled out there lol, he changed their lives

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@blondedcartier I would be tearing my hair out, WHAT IS THE FUCKERY

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@utdbrxy This is the English version of forrcing Bruno RW.

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@instablog9ja The people disparaging this child in this comment section are foolish. This is the kind of spirit and thinking you encourage and direct in a good direction, not squash or discourage. When she is looking for work in future or wants to start a business, this confidence will be🔥🔥

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@PoojaMedia Stay safe pooja. Though you be APC guy, it doesn't mean you should die

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@tundemason That's something I like about Americans. You can't be a public figure who relies on public support and misbehave there.

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@TJayyyy_1 The funniest thing is that all these guys are best friends

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@UtdEIIis Almost 200 bookmarks...

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@Trujista The farthest out was a penalty too

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@JaydisHIM @Glamorouge You are the exact person this tweet is talking about btw. None of those people are like Sasuke except for black hair, especially Megumi

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@Wizarab10 I saw a billboard advertising Makinde. It had Yoruba, Igbo and Hausa on it, despite the fact that Oyo state is arguably more Yoruba than Lagos which is using tribal sentiment to win elections.

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@utdbrxy He was actually fucking unreal lol. This dude was actually a striker

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@JermyMCFC Grealish started at attacking midfield in that game, not LW

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He's genuinely not real. The version of Kane walking around is probably the worst he's ever been since he started consistently playing for club and country

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Have you man even deeped how insane this Kane record is…WTF???

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Having looked through the lineups on Fotmob, this might have a lot to do with the fact that they keep shoe horning midfielders on the LW instead of just starting a LW and then subbing on midfielders for the LW.

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@LaPiochey No wonder Vini jr. is so good.

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@utdbrxy Enzo is legit the only reason why that match wasn't a complete slaughter house.

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@Vararse_ "they've chopped his dick off lad" is killing me

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This is what I envision when I think of the best midfielder in the world. Someone physically and technically above his teammates and opponents, that can slot into any position in the midfield and give you a 7/10, and can join to attack to a good level too. Not someone who...

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Jude Bellingham vs Greece

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@Trujista "I will become time itself" is generational

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@DJ1MUFC @DavidSB4_ And in exchange, you can't use non-apple accesories or painlessly move between non-apple and apple products.

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@tylerduran21 @DonQuixote616 We hate him even more on reddit lol, and communities are controlled by moderators who can effect any rules they wish on the stuff he wants leniency towards

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@Ebe4Eva Sporting's equalizer was pure hero ball in action

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@Ic3Evaa "Klopp has great talent ID" una

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@yehblitzed LOoool. Rashford here would either score or give someone a concussion.

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@ijustdovoices @Dynamic_Weeb For good reason lol, I would be spamming that shit

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@generdtional That is a CRAZY position to be in tho

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@fuadyabz23 Trust me, you want this from a midfielder. Otherwise he's a glorified McTominay

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@blondedcartier Putting up 22 league goals from the wing and no one even notices because of a 5'2 steroid abuser. I'd be pissed too.

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@jb2fo8 Finest cooking

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Without fail, Manchester United fans are eternally stupid.

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Is it me or does Ten Hag Ball operate fluidly when there is less ego's in the side and players who operate on a similar wavelength - i.e. more worker bee vibe rather than queen bee vibe. Does it necessarily mean the side is stronger? no but it is more pleasant on the eye. #MUFC

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@Gideoomatic He's been LUHG'd I'm in tears

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@NelFengChanZ Brudda...Ochako ain't no loli

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@DavidHundeyin @WestAfricaWeek This will not convince anybody. The people voting for him know why they're voting for him, and the only thing that might change their minds is a live video of him eating babies. Even then, some will still ask which tribe the babies are from

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Error prone terrorist vs De Gea we miss you

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@DavidHundeyin People think that spreading lies and propaganda for corrupt, incompetent fools will make Nigeria's reputation better. It won't

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@Football__Tweet It doesn't require brain damage, so naturally Americans are confused

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@Naija_PR First of all: You're pastor is decieving you Secondly, your husband is infertile

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@Bd_irB_ll Football fans, no matter the player, no matter the team, never fail to do atrocious revisionism

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@jb2fo8 Chelsea signed Sam Smith I want to die breh

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@blondedcartier The only thing that man did in over 700 chapters was get his ass beat.

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@jb2fo8 Whenever these Rashford clips get posted he's running at the same pace of everyone else on the team

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@utdbrxy I can bet the admin got sacked lmao

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"Older men are more mature"= "the guys my age no too get money" "Women my age are too complicated"= "they have their own money so they're wise enough to see through my cash and see the fool I am" Twins Most Hideous

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‘older men are more mature’ group of companies get subsidiary?

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@doesnotreply @OddsOnFPL That wouldn't work either, considering that lower table teams tend to get battered with shots.

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@pamesritchie @Gideoomatic Rashford is our only academy grad who is both very good and sane.

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@GENER4L1ST Tbf, this generally happens when players lose their pace and ability to duel. His performance against Chelsea at White Hart Lane in 2015 was genuinely one of the most insane things I've ever seen lol.

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One day, people will be honest about Garnacho and his potential

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@yabaleftonline Not a woman, but if I was going to wake up once a month looking like a murder victim in my own bed, I'd prefer to know exactly when

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@UTDMarcel "Bruno such a terrible dribbler, I wish he could be more like KDB smh" Meanwhile, KDB:

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@Ic3Evaa This guy plays exactly how he trains. I wish he'd stop tho, maybe that's why he gets injured a lot by the end of the season.

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@utdcynical Arsenal fans take pride in having "young things" for some reason.

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@UtdEIIis Those days when one would look at the starting XI and despise every single person on it.

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@ZakKnowsBall Pep with Mbappe would be nasty. Not because he'd score all the goals in the world, but because Pep would turn him into some ball circulating retention freak. He'd win the quadruple and score 10 goals in 60 games

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@yoofnited With the way Kane plays, he might get more assists than Bruno and KDB yunno...

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@Ic3Evaa "English players are overrated and expensive" yet Joao Felix and Eden Hazard exist

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@Sensemilia_ They went to find a black Japanese man just to get rrid of De Gea, do you know how hard that is?!?! To really shoow dedication I need a black Argentinian

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@its_daqueen Women after cooking a pot of egusi and fufu in exchange for 30 liters of petrol:

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Famous Three Lions Manager, Luke Shaw

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Luke Shaw let an 18yo take the 5th penalty btw

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@FFSC0UT @ThfcHK10 @jonhotspur88 I understand your head is currently within outer space, but please try and retrieve your brain from it

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@Ic3Evaa He looks like his voice should squeak lol.

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1 year

@inside7__ The worst part is that I've seen him save harder shots this season.

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@casualfan_ This is what happens when you irreversibly fuck your wage structure. Then in 5 years when he's washed we'll have no way to move him on or shift him.

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@_cor3h Chevrolet sponsor lmao

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@EthanTaIks Mount is an upgrade on Eriksen in possession, and an upgrade on Fred out of possession. Also, he can play a full 90 without collapsing. Onana won't give the ball away 17 times a game. Him and Mount would probably knock our avg possession stats up by at least 5%

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@TenHagBall_ @afcjxmes Always talking on "Fergie's sons", where tf are "Wenger's sons"?

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@jxmx1234 @1899INE Kane cooked the PL too lol.

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@Trujista If you didn't know Kovacic was good before now, you don't know ball.

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@Prod1gy199 Alive Geto is the weakest Special grade honestly. No domain, no RCT, just Maximum and inshalla.

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@centredevils @sistoney67 Brudda casted that juju and dipped

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@HakarisupremaC Gege when he found out that fans of his series were so captivated they got trapped by the media literacy cursed spirit:

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@Ic3Evaa TS is dead ass that "broke ass" vs "empowering" meme with only one guy

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@t0nit0ne My mother was 34 when she got married, 35 when she gave birth to me, and 39 when she gave birth to my brother. Everyone dey okay today

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@Trujista When you don't actually dribble past your man into space, tha's what happens.

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@kiracantmizz This is obviously targeted lol

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@yehblitzed He's from Wythenshawe bro.

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Alejandro Garnacho 12 goals, 7 assists, 3184 minutes for Manchester United Jadon Sancho 12 goals, 6 assists in 4990 minutes for Manchester United 4490

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@jsargio_ That Spurs game at OT.... We had a run of like ten games where the opponent was stuck in their own half/in the midfield. No opposition shots on target until like the 60th minute

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@its_daqueen Bookmark the thread for the next time people are dragging single moms

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