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Mikala Jamison

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2 years

The nostalgia, I may actually throw up

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@Kirsten3531 one time my mom and dad got each other the same card but it said "to the special man in my life" ... my dad wasn't paying attention to the text

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@gracecamille_ reminds me of when a guy told me "I don't care what anyone says, *I* think you're pretty" bro what are they saying

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Mikala Jamison

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@annehelen Legit just saying "thank you" often. I've been told by my manager "I don't know how our team would do this without you!" & it just makes a difference on a shitty day.

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Mikala Jamison

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@youngvulgarian Am I braindead for not thinking that any of this is a big deal? Like spending 90 seconds in my email and my map app is something I’m just more than willing to tolerate

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2 months

@SaraSchon my senior year English teacher did this and we all staggered out of the classroom in a daze. I've never seen anything like it

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Mikala Jamison

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4 years

I see your shirt and raise you this other shirt

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@clubskunks carmen made the most emotionally devastating phone call in human history to her dad, that is not a brat summer

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4 years

@RobynElyse kind of loving how his work is not reviewed without comparison to the work of much more successful women

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4 years

@adambyrne_ and each one had a title that was an inside joke in poor taste

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Mikala Jamison

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2 years

@trvppedsxul Lifting is so damn psychological. I was struggling like this on my own with a deadlift in the gym. Tried the same weight again days later with friends around hyping me up and it was easy. You need those cheerleaders sometimes!

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Mikala Jamison

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2 years

I remember these pages so specifically 😭😭😭

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Mikala Jamison

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3 months

@Boringstein being Mildly Famous seems like the absolutely best situation, all things considered. It's so weird how it's considered a failure

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3 months

@Rich_Cooper you creeped a lot of people out taking this picture in the store that day, just fyi!

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Mikala Jamison

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2 years

@dennisbhooper Day 1 Peggy to This Peggy… simply no transformation like it

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Mikala Jamison

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3 months

@pr3cipitation It really feels like everyone is living in different worlds because 90% of the people I've talked to about AI/GPT in real life have no idea what I'm talking about & are not at all interested in using any of it

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Mikala Jamison

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4 years

@nytimesbusiness John, a 12 oz. frozen pizza at Whole Foods costs $3.99 and a 12 oz. pre-made chicken Caesar salad at Whole Foods costs $8.99. Mystery solved, babe

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Mikala Jamison

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3 months

@coldhealing sorry lol but the third guy just looks like ... a normal guy

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3 months

@realgirl_fieri putting the gym bag and the gym clothes next to the keys. they're staring right at me in the morning, can't ignore 'em

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Mikala Jamison

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5 years

@TaylorLorenz i'm not sure if i'm happy to have an android or FOMOing right now

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Mikala Jamison

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4 years

Almost killed my cat with my ass filming workout vids

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Mikala Jamison

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5 years

Last night @taffyakner in convo w/ @jaketapper : Q from reporting interns asking advice. She said: When you get jobs, tell each other what $ you make. Especially the men, tell the women your salary. 🔥🔥🔥

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Mikala Jamison

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3 months

@_haaniyah_ She’s having a moment and they’re envious. Like it always is

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Mikala Jamison

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4 years

@imjasondiamond idk why but i'm giving myself little "reward" lists...like "do this 20-minute task for your job, feeling anxious all the way but surging through it, and then you get to listen to music while you clean the tub/fold warm laundry" (I like chores/tasks when I'm anxious)

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Mikala Jamison

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4 years

@lauratalbot28 @pant_leg what if i told you that comments don't only happen on the internet Laura there are actually real-life "comment sections" filled with family members and classmates and cat-callers Laura

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Mikala Jamison

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@mfbenji i once held my ground by saying i was just gonna get one entree but everyone else was free to do the share thing... and then someone asked to have some of MY entree. i'm done with restaurants tbh

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Mikala Jamison

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4 years

@adrierose_ NYT: $1/wd, 1st offer Outline: .50/wd, negotiated The Cut: 1st offer $750 for "b/t 1,200-1,500 wds" The Atlantic: 1st offer $400 for "b/t 1,000-1,200 wds" Elemental: $1/wd (story killed w/kill fee) The Lily: $350 for 1K wds Indie/local: ~$75-$300ish, often no matter length

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Mikala Jamison

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400+ people liked this so I had to rewatch it and now everyone needs to watch it

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@clubskunks carmen made the most emotionally devastating phone call in human history to her dad, that is not a brat summer

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Mikala Jamison

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4 years

@DoctorPissPants oh god and i'm the person who invites them all to stuff together and they kind of don't really mesh unless there is an activity and i'm stressed

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Mikala Jamison

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3 months

@thomas_violence I produce a show and the org in charge of mine and all the other shows in the festival allows for people to come in up to 10 minutes late (which is really disruptive in the spaces we do the shows in). They're just like "People will be late, we can't do anything about it"

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Mikala Jamison

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4 years

O, to be a cat named Hershey who lives at a vineyard, snoozing on a barrel

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Mikala Jamison

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3 months

@local__celeb i don't get how people think dating/talking to anyone new works. people talk about themselves and their lives. small talk is the price of entry to getting to know someone's soul

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Mikala Jamison

@notjameson

5 years

I'm a freelance writer and journalist but have a day job as a writer in comms. I still have time to freelance (no one's bugging me after 5/on weekends), my job's almost fully remote, and it pays well. My team needs someone -- a great writer w/social media background. Talk to me.

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Mikala Jamison

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4 years

@TimHerrera there will be no hard feelings but i will write to the NYT about my rock-hard feelings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mikala Jamison

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2 months

@gothesbian carrie bradshaw kept sweaters in her oven. we make things work however we can

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Mikala Jamison

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7 years

@ReignOfApril if it's "submit your resume" & then an online form where I have to re-enter all the shit on my resume, HARD PASS.

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Mikala Jamison

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5 years

@SerenaEGolden @Nicole_Cliffe i have one -- drunk dude from high school at a party: "I don't care what people say, *I* think you're pretty" dude what are people saying

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Mikala Jamison

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4 months

@11TimeZones @theashleyray the thing is, women can like seeing nude women too lol

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Mikala Jamison

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4 years

@josephlongo_ The real thirtysomething culture challenge is to get your foot on the max height of your tabletop standing desk, which you must use throughout the day or else your back will hurt too bad from...sitting

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Mikala Jamison

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7 months

@TheBardolator me, a copy editor but not a swiftie, avoiding weighing in on this

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Mikala Jamison

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5 years

hey freelancers if you're bummed out by everyone's amazing end-of-year "here's what i published" lists just remember that even trying to write/pitching/continuing and learning despite being rejected are also achievements no one celebrates or gets awards for. keep goin

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