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@nothotsjusbeans

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but also sometimes sad plant daddy

back on my bullshit
Joined June 2011
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
9 months
@ethanjuiced it’s gotta be bread.
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9 months
@steviaplath the yearning is STRONG
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3 months
friends in philly day
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Evil Plant Daddy
8 months
@sweetiddies they don’t give oral sex
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
7 years
In the car bumpin 2Chainz! Gee-von-chi! Nigga, god bless you.
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STUNNA 🦇
7 years
where were u when u learned how to pronounce givenchy
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
3 months
friends in philly day
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1 month
ok!
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
did you know that giving a beautiful woman a compliment and then leaving her alone is free?
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
5 months
fuck positivity moon. all my homies hate positivity moon.
@hondacrvthe3rd
lily
5 months
just went off on a moon. Don’t feel good about it really.. But it needed to be done and I was at a breaking point.
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@nothotsjusbeans
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10 years
Only How It's Made can flawlessly transition from chocolate chip cookies to MRI scanners.
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
depression and anxiety are so funny bc like why am i afraid to even open notifications from my friends?
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
5 months
happy birthday to meeeeeee :3
@sweetiddies
RAT QUEEN
5 months
[Bene Gesserit voice: TELL HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY.]
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
6 years
@CYBER_PUSSY This gif has too much power now
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
21 days
they don’t know i’m really sweaty rn
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
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@ethanjuiced
ethan
24 days
a male selfie is a blatant cry for help
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
Found out today that i lost someone very dear to me. It would mean a lot to me if you could donate to help Alex’s family or just share this post for visibility. Rest easy, Alex. You’ll be greatly missed.
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
3 months
someone buy this for @lycragun
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
4 months
i DO NOT want to flirt i just want to play cup pong 😭
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
2 months
lil q & big q
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@fuckmonica_
mo🖤🪩
2 months
lil mo, big mo
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
7 months
🤝
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
bean boy chin reveal (mustache arc)
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
1 month
me // on repeat
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
2 months
i was dressed in a normal wholesome manner, tyvm.
@sweetiddies
RAT QUEEN
2 months
my dude looking slutty as hell at the park rn
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
3 months
this got me bregnant
@clitamorphosis
clitorious
3 months
gm
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
17 days
i like to think so
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@ilynkhr
ellie 🫗 will see artms
18 days
do yall look like your pfps irl
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
5 months
set this in front of me and ima go STUPID
@elayshia_
✨ᴾᴿᴱᵀᵀʸQᵁᴱᴱᴺᴳᴵᴿᴸ💖💓🌸💋
5 months
Crispy Chicken Caesar Salad on a Croissant, smash or pass? 🤩
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
2 months
i think i like this little life
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
5 years
Podcast recommendations?
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
11 years
Dear Cellucor, thank you for giving me strength when I feel weak.
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
5 months
reasons why i’m single
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@rarecray
Dan
5 months
reasons why i’m single
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
2 months
i’m really gonna do it this time (be grateful for this life i get to live)
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
2020 vs 2024
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@clitamorphosis
clitorious
6 months
2020 vs 2024
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
3 months
4 from your favorites
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@iluvmorgi
stinker
3 months
4 from ur favs
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
1 month
4 random beautiful places i’ve been
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
3 years
@sh4rl3n3lvndr bonus points for having two? 👀
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
well, is it working?
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@chickpeasy
exquisite corpse
2 years
straight men logging on to post selfies for attention
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
3 months
how you non binary with that big ass butt?
@ethanjuiced
ethan
3 months
philadelphia
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
16 days
me and @sweetiddies after we tell everyone we’re not in the mood to go out
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
10 months
having a crush is so embarrassing
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@nothotsjusbeans
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3 months
dads rock. happy father’s day!
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Evil Plant Daddy
4 months
people should be ashamed of themselves more, i think
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
8 months
quitting your job and starting a farm with your friends is the new locking in
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
12 years
#EverybodyLikes Gaining Followers
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Evil Plant Daddy
7 months
@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
7 months
i love a girl that always looks at least a little sleepy
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
Hit it off with a girl but was told “probably best if we stay friends”
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Evil Plant Daddy
4 months
i need $70,000 USD and a gun
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
16 days
i love every single one of my friends so much
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
20 days
Happy Willow Wednesday to all that celebrate
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3 months
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21 days
44! THATS ME!!
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3 months
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@ethanjuiced
ethan
3 months
ive been a nasty girl
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Evil Plant Daddy
5 months
green jacket coming soon
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
5 months
She yucked me and now I'm bregnant.
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3 months
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1 month
oh you’re gender fluid? can i swim in it?
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
7 months
Imagine being loud, wrong, and stupid as fuck.
@dripinmysleep
Turbo
7 months
Imagine getting rolled so hard that ur ancestors r still crying ab it 300 years later
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Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
There’s only one fish in the sea
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Evil Plant Daddy
1 month
getting shot in the gc
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Evil Plant Daddy
2 months
us small faceless accounts have got to stick together
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
telling all my homies i love them today (and everyday)
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
11 years
Real G's move in silence and nigga, I don't talk a lot.
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
8 months
you and the gym leader you’d be 🤝
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@mopykav
moo
8 months
u & the gym leader you'd be :)
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
5 months
deleted destiny 2 from my pc today
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4 months
going to attempt to turn my group of girl friends into a fight club
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Evil Plant Daddy
5 months
“must have been one of your other girlfriends”
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
8 years
Fr this woman is what dreams are made of
@sarvanieloheimo
sarvani
8 years
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
1 month
i text my friends like: MY LIFE SUCKS IM GOING TO KMS!! DO YOU HATE ME AS MUCH AS I HATE MYSELF?? nvm i ate :) wanna go see a movie later?
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Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
i’m glad i’m normal
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
5 months
you + lyrics you like 🫘
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@ethanjuiced
ethan
5 months
you + lyrics you like. let’s make it happen.
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Evil Plant Daddy
4 months
MORG SO REAL FOR THIS
@iluvmorgi
stinker
4 months
may the fourth be with you 🪐
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@ethanjuiced
ethan
2 months
when it’s solo saturday night
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Evil Plant Daddy
5 years
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6 months
trunks getting a beam shot through his chest
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Evil Plant Daddy
11 months
fuck christopher columbus
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3 months
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7 months
i love a girl that always looks at least a little sleepy
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Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
group chat cookin my ass
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2 months
Us normal single guys gotta stick together
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1 month
i want fall. i’m ready for fall.
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Evil Plant Daddy
7 months
i love when i’m talking to someone and they’re just like “i don’t “like to read books” like okay whatever you say my little rebel with your vendetta against literacy
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
7 months
QT with a looking away pic ⛰️
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@ZiggyL7
LS | ZiggyZensei 🇵🇸
7 months
QT with a looking away pic
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Evil Plant Daddy
4 months
i will read at least 5 books this month
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2 months
5x5 Friday 🐧
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Evil Plant Daddy
17 days
i would do anything to play super mario sunshine for the first time again
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
4 months
evil plant daddy vs Q
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@iluvmorgi
stinker
4 months
stinker vs morgi
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Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
“we need to talk”
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6 months
“i just thinks funny how-“
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Evil Plant Daddy
6 months
I’m like if Mewtwo had some tiddies.
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
8 years
In Best Buy and I sat and stared at the most captivating 4K video of sushi being prepared in slow motion for about a solid 5 minutes.
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
5 months
all naturals matter
@iluvmorgi
stinker
5 months
is there love for small naturals in this life
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
5 months
my vibes
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@clitamorphosis
clitorious
5 months
my vibes
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
27 days
no more 50 person twitter group chat means i have to listen to the voices in my head
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
5 months
“”i learned a valuable lesson about intentionality and language today” - @ethanjuiced ” - @ethanjuicealt
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
4 months
two good days back to back maybe. life is worth living
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
7 months
honestly, yeah i see it
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@steviaplath
Persephonē
7 months
huge if true ! !
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3 months
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Evil Plant Daddy
3 months
5-7 coors banquets would save me tn
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
26 days
you gon suck whatever i pull out of these 5” inseam patagonia shorts
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
4 months
@freakypino @Illusionism_Z i’m about to up the cast iron on him for you
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@nothotsjusbeans
Evil Plant Daddy
4 months
To all the fellas on the tl: make sure you keep your finger nails clean and trimmed 🤝
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