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@notglarfed

3 months

@moob550 How do you see a dave grohl tik tok and not know the breeders

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@notglarfed

2 months

This might be the first US cop car I've seen that isn't from a US company

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@JoshuaPHilll

2 months

Miami Beach Police just unveiled a Rolls Royce cop car, done in collaboration with a dealership to recruit police. I wish I was making this up.

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@cabby U can actually do alot with 1 inch I think it could even hurt some people if it was any bigger its better to stay safe with a reasonable size like 1 inch is all I'm saying

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@forzie3 Who were they catching in these lol? Cyclists?

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@ElectronixPurge Los Angeles is a different country they don't count

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5 months

@cabby Please for the love of God just dm them this has been going on for too long for it to be a bit

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2 months

@jaymekds Gotta be the ugliest liveries ever put on these cars

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@notglarfed

2 months

The majority of stem majors are conservative you just don't interact with them because instead of parties or whatever they're at klan meetings

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@notglarfed

4 months

@thelonelygengar @cabby 1 inch is a fine length for a fish or anything else to say otherwise is mean

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@notglarfed

3 months

@x_ecutive Americans prefer the center console unencumbered for various candies, chips, big gulps etc. so they moved the e brake to the clutch position limiting the number of moving parts that could potentially knock over the various consumer goods in their possession that they store there

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@notglarfed

2 months

@coopercooperco This is still a bit much imo

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@notglarfed

6 months

@cmnvalidL Hes actually a tboy because you can't have his swag and also be cis sorry cissy

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@notglarfed

2 months

Why would this boost recruitment? Whos fiending to DRIVE a rolls-royce? Id rather commit crimes in Miami so I get put in the BACK of a rolls-royce but maybe I just have a billionaire mindset

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@PopCrave

2 months

Miami Police Department unveils new Rolls-Royce cop car to aid recruitment.

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@notglarfed

6 months

@MuskTillDawn Fuck yes!! He'll yes!!

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@notglarfed

2 months

@jffxns I believe this fully

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@notglarfed

5 months

@stupidtrashboy I am going to find the closest bell tower and get under a bell and kill myself in a way that cannot be ruled a suicide and the note is gonna read "bring the $5 cravings box back or more die"

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@notglarfed

2 months

Kinda funny to do this in front of a mirror wall

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@PopBase

10 months

Drake shares collection of bras he has received from fans.

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@notglarfed

2 months

@snotblur Outside of that song at stadiums blur and britpop as a whole has not been culturally relevant for 25 years

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4 months

@WiporMont Jerma?

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3 months

"Becoming" they are not undergoing any transformation

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@notglarfed

3 months

@spacemacchiato I want to grab it and trow it against a brick wall so hard it splatters everywhere

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@notglarfed

4 months

@beidelu1 You can't reference guernica, a painting about the fascists taking over Spain, when you are more than complicit with a fascist state reaching the conclusion of a genocide

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@notglarfed

2 months

They have the mandate of heaven all living beings are working together the us will fall within our lifetimes

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@PDChina

2 months

No job is too big, no gerbil is too small! Watch as a Mongolian gerbil digs like a champ, aiding a dune buggy driver from N China's Inner Mongolia in escaping a desert bind.

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@notglarfed

2 months

Something has been stirring within England forever, visible only to those with keen eyes and hearts

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@EnemyBeauty

2 months

blood soaked stallions in London... frogs taking the shape of men in Manchester... put your ear to the soil, something stirs beneath England

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@notglarfed

2 months

Yea man you're gonna see a revolution in your lifetime sure man whatever something is gonna happen man we believe you

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@ComradeLamb

2 months

there's a secret third option

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@notglarfed

2 months

High as hell watching some people duel in world's fair park

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5 months

@boygrrI It was I who pissed on the carpet in the shape of China

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1 month

@stickydacat 0 years old and hairline already receding

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@notglarfed

1 month

@elite_gz I dont think she's trying to reinvent a genre by sampling a song she grew up with on a freestyle if I'm being frank

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@notglarfed

2 months

Has he been doxxed yet? Wonder how hard it would be to figure out the rest of this plate

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@anonbirdd

2 months

are you fucking happy? i slid into a curb or something... twitter has been really stressing me out and you guys aren't helping. i feel like my life is falling apart... you're ruining my dream job

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6 months

@GeebMinister Already did

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@notglarfed

2 months

Knoxville Tennessee including Sevierville and Oak Ridge

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@TKsMantis

2 months

Anyways, if you could set Fallout 5 in any place in the United States, where would you want it?

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@notglarfed

3 months

Guys I think she caught on

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@notglarfed

7 months

@dm4uz3 Is that a puppydoggy notification

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@notglarfed

3 months

Saw a cybertruck in knoxville on Tuesday still crazy that they're allowed on the road to me

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@notglarfed

2 months

@jffxns Tesla finally getting those panel gaps fixed

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@notglarfed

4 months

If you see one of these its within your rights to slash the tires and look for fluid lines to cut as it presents a clear and imminent danger to the wellbeing of everyone around it

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@IanCycles

4 months

Just knock it off. This is where regulations can help.

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@notglarfed

2 months

The government needs to conduct a check in on this apartment to make sure they aren't butchering pets or something

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@leamaric

2 months

Average DoorDasher

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@notglarfed

1 month

First helsinki train ride I can see station wagons on the street I'm losing my mind

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@notglarfed

2 months

@jaymekds The 924 being a dare car is really funny lol probably the only example that no coke was done in

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@notglarfed

2 months

@BigTheGyat Saw them at the caverns in tennessee they climbed up the rocks silliest performance I've ever been to

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@notglarfed

1 year

Ren faire was a wash :^(

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@notglarfed

5 months

Man these things are just bipedal they should drop the act and actually talk already I'm tired of these bums dodging taxes

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@notglarfed

2 months

@jaymekds LMAO nvm I guess

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@notglarfed

1 year

Oh yea I work at . Yea I just started a week ago the got me doing on the 3rd floor. Yea my boss kinda sucks they keep making me but they're paying $ an hour so whatever.

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@GaterHouser

1 year

another successful day at the Facility

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@notglarfed

5 months

@Northernlion @NorthernIion_LP You're too old to be knowing all of that

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@notglarfed

4 months

Motion sensing soap, hand turn sink, motion sensing paper towels.. make up your damn mind

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@Northernlion

4 months

Motion sensing sink, hand pump soap, hands free hand dryer...make up your damn mind

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@notglarfed

6 months

@M1das_OW2 He doesn't use the internet

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@notglarfed

7 months

Thank god for modelos and arepan I feel restored

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@notglarfed

7 months

@boygrrI

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@notglarfed

2 months

Or just get a car that leaks oil so you just have to top it off and you never have to change the oil

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@notglarfed

1 year

Munch pride flag cane in

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@notglarfed

4 months

A beer is like a melatonin if you think about it

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1 year

@lilgrapefruits Ignore the semantics that frank gehry is a post modernist you actually have to be braindead to be incapable of locating the entrance

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@MatrixOnVHS

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I hate band kids grow up you're in college

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1 year

@GRUGCEL I would probably swallow it whole without chewing or anything like straight line to my stomach

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@forzeth I dont think steve-o is in the wrong here by any measure

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Europe is so beautiful they use their awd to tow things

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@notglarfed

3 months

He was a fucking kid

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@forzie3 I know these dorks must have felt so emasculated to be handed the silly car keys

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@notglarfed

1 year

Damn that sucks I didn't get any points haha did you hear me I didn't get any points lol this game is so hard haha damn how do I get points lol haha

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It's so awesome that fallout 4 is almost a decade old and there are still glitches that will completely break major parts of the game

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1 year

Grabbed an anole

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What a beautiful place to scroll twitter at

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3 months

Montagne CIMI

@vandevenesque

3 months

How barmaids looked before the woke movement

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@notglarfed

1 month

Voice of someone who isn't getting a statue built in their image:

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@averpee

1 month

This is kinda one of the most embarrassing things any current artist has done in the past few years

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@notglarfed

5 months

I dont like him. Get down.

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@notglarfed

3 months

Ignoring the fact that a European clearly split these states up, why are the state lines still in tact? Shouldn't there realistically be infighting in border states that leads to like a South Utah or something like what happened to the Carolinas and Virginias

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3 months

The U.S. map in Alex Garland’s ‘CIVIL WAR’ Read our review:

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@notglarfed

1 month

Early career Kid Rock would liquefy a europoor's brain this music video is so tame

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1 month

The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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@notglarfed

1 year

I just need to add white spots

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@notglarfed

2 months

Their name is shithead and they binge drink pbrs

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@Blackmudpuppy

2 months

Went to the local Asian grocery store for snails, accidentally rescued this soft shell turtle.

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@notglarfed

1 month

Do you think they test drove them before or during or after production or even had a test mule without body panels or anything because I feel like these cars were either just assumed to work out of the gate or intended to be tested by consumers like the self driving software

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Finland is so beautiful I'm about to get paid for looking like a dork

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@notglarfed

2 months

Suvs don't really make sense as vehicles realisticly a proper station wagon fulfills every actual use case for an suv without the delusional compromise of looking like it can go off road

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3 months

"SUVs and vans with a hood height greater than 40 inches are about 45% more likely to cause fatalities in pedestrian crashes than cars and other vehicles with a hood height of 30 inches or less and a sloping profile." 👀

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@notglarfed

3 months

If I have to read the word "brutalism" on this site again I'm going to do something irrational in a government building

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3 months

New architecture style just dropped … mass timber brutalism By Charlap, Hyman & Herrero, Montana

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@notglarfed

3 months

This is anti skateboard as are most knobs on the edge of long straight and smooth features

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@36_chambuhz

3 months

The people of Indiana are so nice. Just look at these anti-homeless bumps, you can tell their heart just isn’t in it

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2 months

Gotta say favorite thing to see as soon as I walk in the door when I get home is an excessively overfilled trash can with a zaxbys box poking out thank god my roommate can brighten up my day almost everyday

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@notglarfed

2 months

Moderately drunk off an unknown amount of jello shots that varied in size, shape, and color

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@notglarfed

3 months

The addition of "ito" to the name implies that these are small? These actually seem really big imo.. potentially even dangerous if you aren't careful with them

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@BUNNlCULA

3 months

nobody fucking told me about modelitos

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@notglarfed

2 months

You could buy a jack, stands, a high quality filter, and like 80 quarts of oil for this price or save yourself like $10 and get a set of ramps instead of jack/stands and after the first oil change you do, you just need to buy a filter and the amount of oil your engine takes

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For an oil change and tire rotation I’m fucking shaking dude

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@notglarfed

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Having a toaster is so wonderful i wish my gamer roommate didnt fill the counter space with kitchen appliances no one uses like theres a blender, and a panini press that havent been touched while ive been there and they take up ⅔ of the counter space

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@notglarfed

2 months

My mom went to the warped tour 4 months pregnant with me and I turned out fine

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3 months

@twinkhoncreole I think they are trying to point out that queer issues are intersectional to a transphobe

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@notglarfed

6 months

More for me

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@omarichozen

6 months

We not eating no more pussy in 2024!!

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@notglarfed

7 months

Going to incorporate this into my architecture

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7 months

Traps used in the Vietnam War.

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6 months

@kaban_bang Oh no!!! A sexy gozilla!!!! That would suck so much!!!!!

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@notglarfed

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@_dandera . 🥺 👉👈

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@notglarfed

6 months

I fucking love that I've spent more time in excel than any other program for this job really makes me value the education I've received in which I've never cracked open excel ever.

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@notglarfed

6 months

A beer and this.. oh yea I'd be restored..

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@notglarfed

5 months

The things I do to crunchwrap supremes could not be considered "eating" them. No no no. What I do falls more in line with "making love" to them. And I don't make love. I fuck. Hard.

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@notglarfed

7 months

Turned 21! Let's get thus fucking party started!

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@notglarfed

5 months

@lilgrapefruits Got to see them live. The lead singer's voice hasn't changed and the drummer plays on a grill. Also nothing could prepare me for hearing Black Girls with my dad sitting next to me

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@notglarfed

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Yea we're not getting the main back