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@nleglopnar

2 years

how do these things survive in the wild

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

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whenever you try to buy something online now the options are like -Credit card -Paypal -Apple Pay -Google Pay -𝙎𝙣𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚 | 𝙋𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 -𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩 | 𝐏𝐚𝐲 𝐋𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫! -ɢᴜʀᴄᴋʟᴇ | ᴍɪᴄʀᴏ-ʟᴏᴀɴꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ᴘᴜʀᴄʜᴀꜱᴇꜱ

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

11 months

i watch this every time i finish jerking off

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‼️VIRTUAL SIN FORGIVENESS‼️⛪️ This Video FORGIVES All Sins **You may now enter the kingdom of heaven**

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glopnar 🧶

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

this is what i imagine when people say awawawawa

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

2 months

what the fuck happened to him

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

6 months

three more days thank god 🙏🙏🙏

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glopnar 🧶

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

5 months

-(0.92x + 1.4)² + 3.6

いつでもどこでも猫まみれ🐱

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うーん🐱

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

This has to be the best feature that Apple has added!

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

2 years

@crim_tweets_ why are you posting this again

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

2 years

RT if your account is a safe space for people of all identities!!

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

11 months

holy shit gintan got a pubg mobile skin

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 month

someone please explain why this is so normalized

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

@dilaaaavni i went through a phase in high school where i visited r/handwriting once and wanted to write beautifully and i wrote all my As like that and in english class once i forgot to put my name on a paper and my teacher called out “this belongs to the person that writes their As weirdl

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

10 months

why does nobody even bring up how he gets his balloons by stealing them from young boys on the street who wear propellor caps and eat big rainbow lollipops

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

6 months

how sci-fi font designers feel when they take the vertical stroke out of the letter E

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

deeply unserious language

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

//SKIBIDI TOILET SPOILERS lmfao i just saw someone say that corrupted speakerhead prime is stronger than gman toilet. even if the cameraheads made a laser weapon strong enough to destroy his corrupter skibidi he’d still have to put up with how gman toilet can unflush himself

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

11 months

i’m bringing back this uni photo

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

5 months

sure

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

Women

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

8 months

convergent evolution is crazy because how is this not a dog

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

6 months

OH MY GOD I NEVER NOTICED HIS LITTLE DEWCLAWS

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

which artist is this

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

@neoaky lol this dude who replies to every single one of their posts

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1 year

@ImagesAlbum I animated this into a gif

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

2 months

in this case i’m not complaining but wtf happened to youtube search

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

8 months

why did oomf delete this

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

2 months

@Vapezilla666 Oh... Epic Chad's.... ...

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

11 months

she said “you cute for a minion” and my boner gru

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

11 months

i don’t want my fat igor to get old at your high school 💔

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

3 years

@wimpykid Jeff, what do you think of this dog?

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

11 months

this gif is captivating

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

2 years

her: you gotta be white nationalist commentator and journalist Alex D. Wilkinson living in Santiago, Chile if you think we fuckin me:

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

4 months

it’s really unfortunate that this is the exact thing cryptocurrency would be perfect for solving but how everyone in the crypto industry would prefer to make a casino rather than a useful tool

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Looks like Gumroad is kicking all adult content out of their platform. I imagine this is a considerable blow to their business that they'd never do if it wasn't for, surprise surprise, pressure from payment processors!

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

2 months

@NetIterator it’s always alipay and then some chinese bank

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

2 years

@McDonalds i worked at your store in sussex for 3 years and stole over £10k from the register without anyone noticing

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

eastern european furries are never beating the racism allegations

SHEATH KEEF👁👁ΘΔ 🏳️‍⚧️🇭🇹🇵🇷

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1 year

Concerning.

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

11 months

this is what i look like

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glopnar 🧶

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

3 months

why'd they write it like that

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

idc these likes are mine

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

this reminds me of when i was like 15 and i’d look up pet weight loss progress images and mirror them horizontally and then post them to r/chonkers with a title like “Chonkification successful!”

ba tgirl swag 🦇

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1 year

i think we can all agree now that whoever made this image deserves to be beaten up

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

5 months

what’s up with uni’s proportions, he looks so alien next to a normal cat

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

2 years

furry twitter users choosing where to live

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

i got my catboy pregnant and i want him to get rid of it cause he won’t be as tight anymore but we live in gay texas. does anyone know a veterinarian near the border that does boybortions?

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

3 months

he’s such a boyfailure i need him carnally

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

6 months

i’ve pacified the beast using my powers of Citrus Manipulation

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

like cmon dude

glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

when he's daddy but he's also babygirl

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@nleglopnar

5 months

sorry duen it was too good

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@nleglopnar

3 years

@05lifecut @SAMOYEDWAVE i accidentally used the wrong pronouns while ordering a big mac and they dragged me into the back and smashed my kneecaps with a crowbar

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@nleglopnar

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@crim_tweetss no promos my ass

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autism, death

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@nleglopnar

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i was reading about an extinct species of domesticated canine on wikipedia and the article casually mentioned that there’s still a few taxidermied specimens, but it didn’t include any pictures. i looked it up and now i understand why

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@NetIterator i miss the old max design pro, they don’t do shit this good anymore ever since they went woke

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glopnar 🧶

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thread of good videos my bf sent me

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glopnar 🧶

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9 months

i looked up the show and i was confused until i found out it was french

Trans Character Of The Day

@TransOfTheDay

3 years

Today's trans character is Evelyn from Peepoodo & the Super Fuck Friends! She is a trans woman! ⚠️This show is NSFW/18+!

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

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Mein scheiss Katze Gnarsbert ist schon wieder in meinen Gaming pc geklettert

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@nleglopnar

1 year

my feet are killing me today 💬0 🔁 1 🤍 13 my footpaws are killing me today 💬33 🔁 40 🤍 194

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glopnar 🧶

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i also had a really good one that said something like “Will draw anything except lesbian sex because I don’t know how it works” but i can’t find it anywhere

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

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i love using ios sound recognition to practice my meowing

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@nleglopnar

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when he's daddy but he's also babygirl

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@nleglopnar

3 years

@wimpykid @disneyplus

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@nleglopnar

4 months

wait nobody told me there were twinks in overwatch???!!

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@nleglopnar

1 year

love wins

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

2 months

decided to check out facebook marketplace

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@nleglopnar

2 years

picnic wizard @riffygriff

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@nleglopnar

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don’t fucking look at me like that dude. what the hell

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

this won’t save either of them from going to hell

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

and this isn’t even considering that glitch toilet could reappear at any moment 💀 yeah dude’s got no chance

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

this is so thinly veiled they're not even trying to hide it

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

3 years

@SuperMegaShow

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

11 months

“hey hoseob what’s 9+10” hoseob:

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

2 years

@uwukko then why does my local government get pissed when i release 250 of them into the wild

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

1 year

does anyone have more of these

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@nleglopnar

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bro Is got -> What?! 🤯 this is Why He Stand Upto eat the sppon food !

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@nleglopnar

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i'm morbidly obsessed with furaffinity spaghetti

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

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>looking for a new australian >ask the people provider if the australian is dankpods or protogen >she doesn't understand >i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is dankpods and what is protogen >she laughs and says "it's a good australian sir" >it's a protogen

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glopnar 🧶

@nleglopnar

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@ioIetsgo another for the collection