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Joined August 2019
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@not16cav_
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3 years
There no way I’ve just heard someone call a J2O a J-Twenty😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
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@not16cav_
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2 years
I know somewhere in the U.K. there’s a bloke in full army uniform Sat infront of his TV😭
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@not16cav_
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4 years
A jobs a job ya daft cunt
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@not16cav_
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5 years
The bar has never been lower
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@not16cav_
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4 years
My gaff when I’ve had a trim
@TracybBeaker
Tracy Beaker
4 years
Me and all the girls once social distancing is over and spoons reopens xx
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Lads what gives you man the ick?
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@not16cav_
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4 months
Not even 12 and a bloke at works had 5 cans of coke, 3 bags of crisps and a pot noodle.
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Nobody’s worth losing sleep over btw
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@not16cav_
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10 months
Notorious BMI
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@not16cav_
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11 months
Women who hug bouncers.
@shezzzybaby
حب
11 months
Let’s talk about phobias. What are you afraid of?
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Girls uploading videos of them smoking weed makes me want to projectile vomit
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Spelling. How the fuck can you not spell properly please.
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@not16cav_
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4 years
My last ick is girls that are out week in week out without a doubt. Are u a fuckin bouncer?
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@not16cav_
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2 years
Long stem Broccoli is the greatest vegetable ever btw
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@not16cav_
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3 years
Childish tastebuds if you don’t like seafood btw
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@not16cav_
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4 years
@livhartshorn I think falling over is mine uno, if your balance is unstable your life must also be unstable imo
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Bottomless brunch n straight to afters >>>
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Also when girls want to be other people so bad, be ur fuckin self bruv
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Beat down creps has to be up there, can’t be pulling up with shoes that have done mileage😭😭😭
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@not16cav_
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1 year
Fucking horrible when people keep empty alcohol bottles like they’re ornaments😭😭😭
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@not16cav_
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1 year
It’s always the 56 plate transits hating init
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@not16cav_
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3 years
20 stone
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@not16cav_
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2 years
Happy 1 year anniversary
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3 years
imagine finding out your bestfriend is seeing your dad…couldn’t fucking write it. SLAG.
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@not16cav_
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3 years
“I’ve got nothing to wear” said by the woman with clothes in her wardrobe with the tags still on
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@not16cav_
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3 years
Some of you cunts need to leave your bedroom and go out in the sun instead of tweeting about the vaccine and the pandemic 24/7
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Nah how can a man say birthday makeup do you understand how funny that is😭😭😭😭
@not16cav_
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4 years
Lads what gives you man the ick?
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Actually mental that cunts spend their hard earned money on nudes
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@not16cav_
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3 years
This aged like milk
@_teenels
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love leaving chloe at mine whilst i’m at work, come home to pasta bake 🤤
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Girls who play football🤮 sorry but just no
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@not16cav_
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3 years
Top tier weirdo if you get jealous of your friends
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@not16cav_
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4 months
Stomach sounding like footy boots in a tumble dryer
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@not16cav_
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3 years
I’ll never understand why a man who’s 25+ would want to date a 18 year old girl? Weird as fuck if you ask me
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@not16cav_
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3 years
I swear it’s almost like people enjoy life being this way? Locked down n shit, bunch of freaks
@adilray
Adil Ray OBE
3 years
I’m puzzled by the deadly obsession with June 21st? What is it that we badly need in 3 weeks time? No more masking wearing in a confined taxi with new variants around? Queuing up 4 deep at the bar alongside many unvaccinated? Surely on balance, a further delay is sensible?
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@not16cav_
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4 years
For those saying I hate women, suck your mother from her deepest part and grow up pls😂
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@not16cav_
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2 years
Knowing a person for a less than a year and having a kid with them is mad to me?
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@not16cav_
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3 years
Mental to think that there’s people that have spent money on buying followers😭😭😭😭
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@not16cav_
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4 years
If this thread has rattled you in any way, shape or form, I don’t care. Have a nice Thursday😙
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@not16cav_
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5 years
Or maybe I don’t want randomers paying £10 a month to see where my Mrs Pisses from? :/
@emikeoghx
mami
5 years
if you wouldn’t wife a girl just because she has an onlyfans you’re insecure, don’t @ me i said what i said
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@not16cav_
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2 years
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@OdedRechavi
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Tenure
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@not16cav_
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4 months
Since this tweet he’s scranned a Dixy chicken and had 3 black coffees
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@not16cav_
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2 years
Ronaldo’s greatest achievement is being compared to Messi.
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@not16cav_
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5 years
Hahahahahaha shut up you fat bastard you look like the moon emoji
@bakedinottawa
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ur ugly as well
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Could never be one of them people that gets into a relationship n forgets about their friends
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@not16cav_
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3 years
Deodorant is 99p btw no excuse to be smelling like a kebab in this heat
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@not16cav_
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4 years
@CjayMitchell The face she pulls when she sneezes
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@not16cav_
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4 years
People who have butter and Jam on toast terrify me. It’s one or the other
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@not16cav_
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4 years
We all just got grounded by a geeza in a wig btw
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@not16cav_
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4 years
35 is for man who’s mrs’s have onlyfans
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@not16cav_
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5 years
3.5 and a Nando’s shout me g
Single Twitter what we doing valentines while fraud relationships get cosy in premier inn? I say we link up and do Go Karting
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@not16cav_
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3 years
Someone’s dads taken the divorce well
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@not16cav_
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4 years
McDonald’s breakfast slander is so forced, it’s 10/10 stop lying to yourself
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@not16cav_
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5 years
Everyone has to start somewhere my guy, when are you starting?
@jack_waterson6
Jack Waterson
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Dreading going to the gym in January , utter chaos stampeeds of noobs training in groups of 5 spending 45 mins per machine it’s a thing of nightmares
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@not16cav_
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5 years
All I can smell in my mentions is fake tan and Prosecco btw
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@not16cav_
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5 years
It’s not a fucking competition you stupid tramp? I can’t believe what I’m actually reading
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@not16cav_
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4 years
The bar is actually in hell
@fifisofifi
sofia
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why is a boy having a broken phone quite sexy
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@not16cav_
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3 years
If u can’t belly laugh with ur babes it ain’t it
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@not16cav_
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2 years
Ok vegetable police
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@not16cav_
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6 months
Thought my Instagram was gonna start posting raybans for £10 or summet
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@not16cav_
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2 years
@RLM713_ Dahmer vibes u
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Beans on a pizza? You man need shutting down ASAP
@PapaJohnsUK
Papa Johns UK
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Can you guess what's coming back this Bank Holiday…? 🤫 🥓🍄🍕
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@not16cav_
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5 years
Check mine
@Rtb98
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5 years
check my header
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Trolleh, cob, crisps, ice pole - suck ur mum if you think otherwise
@ryusparx
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4 years
what do you call these where you’re from?
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Can we all agree that Maccies is Superior to KFC btw?
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@not16cav_
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4 years
@JoshBonnick_ We’ll just summarise it to breathing then
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4 years
The lads are coming out with some belters🤣
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@not16cav_
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3 years
Made in Lagos weather
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@not16cav_
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2 years
How are you 23 and a fussy eater?
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@not16cav_
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3 years
IS THIS ROCK CITY???
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Another stabbing outside vic centre? What the fucks going on with this city bruv
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@not16cav_
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5 years
I hope if I have a son he doesn’t spend his hard earned cash on girls nudes🤣🥴
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Surely I can’t be the only cunt who thinks if someone’s attractive and they have a nice name, the name can makes them more attractive init??
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@not16cav_
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1 year
Not having a job by choice over the age of 21 is fucking absurd
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@not16cav_
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4 years
Not missed this feeling one fucking bit.
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@not16cav_
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1 year
Mushrooms, foul scran
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
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what’s the worst foods?
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@not16cav_
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3 years
You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot
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@not16cav_
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5 years
If u catch me in these mind ya business.
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@not16cav_
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3 years
How to let everyone know you’re a predator without actually saying you’re a predator
@jontlabont
jonathan cooke
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@charlotte_ord I'm all for keeping women safe, and they should never feel like they can't go out anywhere for fear of getting attacked, but a WOMAN cant dictate what is sexual assault to a MAN
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@not16cav_
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1 year
Nah she must’ve been doing protein scoop sized blasts Cus what the fuck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pretty_yunique
Yah 🌚
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I always judged but ever since I seen this white lady tiktok about what coke does to your nose it’s increased by tenfold 😂 Coke being ya drug of choice is fucking INSANE
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@not16cav_
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2 years
If you eat full blown meals in bed ur a top tier scruff
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3 years
Ahhhhh just bagged myself a new job the day after my homie got one, blessings on blessings😭❤️
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1 year
@AgentOThom 9:16am uno
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3 years
Some of you lot have been banging drugs since you were in secondary school and you wonder why you’re fucked? Looool cmon man
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3 years
These are fire that’s why
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3 years
Cocaine
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@not16cav_
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4 years
No, who we really failed was Katy B.
@ceemulaan
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who we really failed is Jessie J.
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@not16cav_
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5 years
Morrison’s salad bar & hot food counter stays undefeated
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4 years
Hahahahahah who actually thinks ‘let’s go n sit on a field n blast drum n bass out of a speaker whilst doing balloons’ pls
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