🦇 @RLM713_ Twitter profile

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@RLM713_

5 years

I genuinely struggle to believe anyone actually finds this show funny and if you do you have a shit sense of humour

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@OfficialPLT

5 years

OMG 😍 It’s official 😰 Friends reunion...THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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4 years

If you sleep with a ticking clock in your room you’re a psychopath

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3 years

April 12th and a soldier has fallen

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6 years

Plt forever catfishing people

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4 years

I hate it here

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6 years

Found a woman’s phone in the toilet last night so was trynna find the owner, they got a call from “My Gawjuzz Man💋” and honestly felt like flushing it down the toilet

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6 years

Me fucked in the smoking area with someone who I’ve known for 45 seconds

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@SylvanianUK

6 years

“I think we’re going to be best friends for ever and ever and ever!”

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2 years

How can people stink at 8am on a Monday morning fucking hell

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5 years

girls like you are why boys say we aren’t funny

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@RLM713_

6 years

me at 3:30am saying goodbye to my friend who’s going home with a boy she met 2 hours ago

Wayne Rooney

@WayneRooney

6 years

Let me know if you want picking up in the morning pal 👍🏼

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@RLM713_

6 years

Tell u what i am LOVING these tight checked trousers that boys are wearing atm, absolutely fantastic stuff

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@RLM713_

5 years

Yeah I genuinely reckon, you are single handedly the only person in the UK aged 18-30 who prefers pubs. Good job we have you or who would keep the pubs in business? Legend

Lib

@libertymyers_

5 years

I feel like I am the only person aged 18-30 that absolutely fucking hates clubbing? It takes ten years to order a drink, I cannot hear a fkin word anyone says, I loose my mates about 5849391 times and my feet hurt. Sorry but get me to a fkin pub instead. X

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5 years

“Why would you go to uni when you end up in so much debt”

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@RLM713_

5 years

How is this white privilege😂😂😂 nobody booked the seats next to him you idiot obviously he’s gonna lie down

Frederick Joseph

@FredTJoseph

5 years

White privilege is something. I could never... literally.

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6 years

Boys who prefer blondes over brunettes need to grow up x

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@RLM713_

5 years

no Jodee you’re right, you look like you prefer sniffing bats blood off a fucking ouiji board in a dark room you massive goth, now take you your round head and shite eyebrows out my mentions n fuck off

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6 years

Whenever anyone says “cheers” i just wanna add “sons crying now”

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6 years

absolutely not

The Sun Picture Desk

@SunPictureDesk

6 years

@__rachelmurphy @OfficialPLT Hi Rachel! Sorry about your coat:-( Could we use your image on please? will credit you. Many thanks!

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6 years

Undercover Girlfriends is actually proper weird, if you feel like you need to follow your boyfriend on holiday and spy on him cause u don’t trust him why would you be with him😂

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6 years

stuff like this pisses me off so much, she likes fake tan? so does every other girl her age? does not mean she is trying to exploit a culture?

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2 years

Isn’t it mental how you could just go and buy a hamster then just fling it at the wall

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5 years

The fact that dinosaurs used to exist is actually mad isn’t it

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6 years

Wonder when i’ll learn how to go on a night out and not take it too far

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@RLM713_

6 years

Strongly stand by that if you can’t tell your best mates what you’re doing, then you probably shouldn’t be doing it

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5 years

Please don’t quote or reply to this telling me how much you like Friends and how you have a good sense of humour - you’re wrong and I promise you I don’t care

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6 years

Someone could actually air me for 4 hours and when they finally reply i wait like 6 minutes to reply and i’m like YEH that’ll show u

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5 years

TGIs is bottom tier scran

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@RLM713_

6 years

Can guarantee that most people i know who didn’t know what they wanted to do and went uni are happier and are prob going to be more successful than people who have chose to stay in their home town doing a 9-5 n living for the weekend, go to uni kids x

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5 years

Any weird men want feet pics for £200 so i can get my lips done again ????

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1 year

dumb adult

@__papa_

1 year

Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about the billionaires in a submarine bc I grew up with an alcoholic, abusive father in constant state of distress and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own “billionaires in a submarine” for 20 years

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5 years

I would not know how to behave if i had this skin

artira•ZARZOU

@lolly4812

5 years

RT for hoping clear skin on 2020🥺❤️

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6 years

Can someone invent a contraceptive pill that doesn’t give me acne, migraines or make me fat please?

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6 years

yeah not too sure about that one

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6 years

Is 20 years old too old to go searching round the house for christmas presents when your parents go out? Asking for a friend

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6 years

Your wcw kills ladybirds cause they have STIs but has never used a condom

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6 years

First day of uni managed a full face of makeup and a nice outfit, day 2 and i’m back to no makeup, messy bun and a tracksuit☺️

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8 years

i am SCREAMING at the fact she has to post a picture of her feet clarifying she has 5 toes

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@Megan_Mckenna_

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8 years

calm down mum it's sunday

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6 years

how crap is sleeping on your own

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5 years

IMAGINE if a white person came on here saying she hated black people😂😂 You lot would be doing up FBI looking for their employer trynna get them fired. You are far more racist than any white person I know

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6 years

this is the sundayest thursday ever☹️

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6 years

do u ever see the banter of other friendship groups and thank fuck you aren’t in them?

LLW 🫶🏽

@llllorrn

6 years

laura didny wanty text this boy anymore n she said to him 'a cant dae this anymore ur a fuckin plonker' n blocked him 😭😭🤣

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5 years

Do sunbeds still work if you don’t snapchat story it saying “9 minute holiday😎” or is that compulsory ?

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@RLM713_

5 years

going on at me for not accepting my natural skin colour n wearing fake tan yet you’re wearing blonde wigs to change your hair colour ?!?! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE😂😂😂

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6 years

Does anyone else eat a pepperami then suck the plastic sock?

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6 years

I have 3 assignments to do in just over 2 weeks so naturally i’ve just started a new netflix series

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6 years

There’s embarrassing and then there’s ur card being declined at the petrol station cause you’ve maxed your overdraft and having to call your dad at the counter to send you money to fill your Fiat 500

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6 years

Find it so weird when people tweet about their partners cheating? “omg was in bed waiting all night for him and he slept with my mum and 4 of my friends😤” like ur only embarrassing yourself when you’ll be back together next week

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4 years

I love going out as much as the next person but fuck me do some people base their entire personality around it🤣🤣

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6 years

we get it zoe you’re boring

Zoe McGlade

@ZoeMcglade

6 years

Honestly can’t think of anything worse then sitting in a pub all night on Christmas Eve then going back to a gaff til all hours and being hungover to bits on Christmas Day barely being able to stomach my dinner never mind a drink.. new pjs and movies for me thank u 🙃

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5 years

Nik naks, now fuck off

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5 years

@OlaTinee Literally the deadest programme I’ve ever come across I fully don’t get how people watch it

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@RLM713_

5 years

Daisy I hope whoever you are you’re securing some dick🤝 (and i’m a cat person)

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5 years

Actually nothing more annoying than shopping for dresses when you’re a size 8 with size 12 boobs

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7 years

Amys autistic little brother tried to eat her cock ring

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5 years

ur lucky anyone even fancies you anyway you horrible little cow

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@indigobxbeyyy

5 years

.....sir

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6 years

I actually don’t think anything annoys me more than being ignored

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6 years

@aaron2108 if you’re going to try and offend me at least please try and spell “quiet” and “you’re” correctly😂😂😂😂 idiot

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6 years

Just taken my pill with instant noodle juice and if that doesn’t sum up my uni experience I don’t know what will

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6 years

People who don’t like Bounty’s are childish

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7 years

So funny when cars speed up when I’m crossing the road, like honestly you’ll be doing me a favour

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7 years

Eating pringles

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7 years

Americans are weird

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4 years

I actually like this whole 10pm thing, pres start at like 4pm, I’m wankered by 6pm, afters starts at 10pm and I’m in bed by 1am with a good sleep and minimal hangover the next day

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8 years

if your grandma doesn't call you every other name in your family before your own is she really your grandma

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6 years

Thought my car had front parking sensors as well as back so long story short i’ve just driven into a brick wall

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5 years

Glad he didn’t tip you, horrible cow

🌹🍃🍄 Dawn 🔆⏳🌹

@dawn79364216

5 years

And here's the prize winner of the night. Thanks, Jacob, you dick. I make $3 an hour and I'm low on cash too. Go Fuck yourself to the sun and back!

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5 years

it’s the exact same colour it just don’t suit you😂😂😂😂

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7 years

Asked my mum to do me a CV

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5 years

@amorkems I see you wear a blonde wig - can you not just accept what u naturally look like ??? are you trying to look ambiguous because you want blonde hair ??? no because it isn’t that deep

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5 years

Only one reason you should ever be on your knees in front of a man and proposing ain’t it

Maybe: Jacoby

@Getthebagcoach

5 years

Women tired of waiting so now they shooting their shot and hitting the J 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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6 years

Think i want a boyfriend now it’s getting into autumn

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7 years

Well you can afford to pay full price then can’t you Emily

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5 years

how’s he transphobic just cause he just doesn’t want a bird with a cock ???😂

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6 years

me after 2 medium glasses of wine

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5 years

I can confirm that I still drive the Fiat 500 that my dad did indeed buy for me

shannon 🍀

@Shannonxmcauley

5 years

Can guarantee she drove a fiat 500 until her dad bought her an Audi a1

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6 years

I actually fucking hate jobs worth bouncers

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8 years

fake tan friday for everyone tnite

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6 years

just fucking lose weight then?

BBC Sesh

@bbcsesh

6 years

Michaela on what thin privilege is and how it impacts her life... Huge thanks to @cardiffornia_

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5 years

How does this not scare people?

Conservatives

@Conservatives

5 years

Corbyn does not believe terrorists should "necessarily" serve out their full term

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5 years

giving up on depop

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5 years

bet your breath stinks

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2 years

Just to clarify I don’t want to or will ever do this I just think it’s like weirdly easy to purchase hamsters was the point I was trying to make

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6 years

Na i’m sorry no matter how desperate i was to be part of a sports team you would not catch me rolling around in shit and getting slapped with fish, weird behaviour

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5 years

@jamesoby16 @annabelleAW95 Not with that attitude u don’t

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8 years

2017 already treating me well😩❤ copped this little spice

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5 years

*you’re

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5 years

@ccccccccaitlin why would they be asked to move? if nobody has booked the seats and they’re next to you you’re free to do what they want with them, i’ve seen plenty people do this on flights black and white he’s creating an issue where there isn’t one

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6 years

“How’s ibiza so far”

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6 years

I hate jenny humphrey and vanessa more and more every time

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7 years

Wonder when couples will learn it's embarassing airing their dirty laundry all over social media then getting back together the next week

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5 years

Don’t get why people brag about being late all the time or cancelling plans last minute, isn’t big or clever you’re just a shit person

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@2sandz

5 years

Just told 3 niggas i was on my way. Guess what I’m doing.. going to SLEEP

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6 years

With the money i was gonna save from not going out tonight i treated myself to a chinese and now i’ve been convinced to come out so long story short i’m drunk and poor

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2 years

If it’s not like this I don’t want it

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6 years

“You home from uni now then”

Emojipedia

@Emojipedia

6 years

✅ Approved in #emoji12 : Man With Probing Cane

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4 years

0 respect to onlyfans girls like rate them for having the confidence to do that but imagine if everyone who was in a high paying job was tweeting about what they earnt😂 dentists like “drilled 4 teeth today n earnt £800 😌😌”

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