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@StaxCooks

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currently occupied with living & raising squad baby ♥️...

JHB | PTA | CPT
Joined September 2010
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@StaxCooks
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The sooner Robben Island gets turned into Ibiza the better...
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Bathong Streetwise 3 pap...
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4 years
Stop manifesting and let's rob white people.
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9 months
This man needs to put that beer down and go to the X Games.
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6 months
Nkile wa bona Kae motho a plastara ka lepona?
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6 months
It's sad that this won't trend because she's not undressed 😢
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9 months
Better start eating them in the shop.
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2 years
💀💀
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3 months
Pap with wors and tomato gravy is easily in the top 5 best meals to ever come out of South Africa.
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3 years
Not suicidal, but this life thing isn’t fun, it’s quite tiring. I'd be perfectly okay with not existing...
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3 years
Nah leave @williamlast_krm alone 🙏🏾
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2 years
South Africa ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ :The one star is for amapiano le di chipi.
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@StaxCooks
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The leadership in question
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Submissiveness comes with proper leadership …
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Ebe o tlhakana le Serena Williams boshigo a tswere racket.
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Utlwe psychologist ere, "first you need to forgive yourself" Ke dirileng nna???
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9 months
Not this broer forgetting about the kid on his shoulders 😭😭😭
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7 months
South Africa has the highest chipi per capita rate in the whole world.
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7 months
Linda Mtoba photographed by Thapelo Mabotja.
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@StaxCooks
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10 months
Broer set up a fan park in his community so everyone can watch the games. 🥺
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3 years
The version of John Wick I never knew I needed to hear. 😭😭😭😭
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Niggas underestimate the type of access thier Huns have, you'll be at Tshepo's flat drinking quarts yena a V Class is picking her up & to take her to the airport cause some nigga told her she can come distress in CPT. It's not a game you want to play.
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Only a monied nigga can go toe-to-toe with a hun when it comes to the “Hoeing after the breakup Olympics” 😭
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Touring with Madumane >>> acting
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CASTING NEWS: Thuli Phongolo out of The Wife The role of Lerato on #TheWifeShowmax , has unexpectedly been written out of the show Sources claim the decision was made to drop the role due to Phongolo going M.I.A. #KgopoloReports
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2 years
POV: Me telling the waiter to change my VS to a VSOP and 10 red bull's cause the baddies just landed.
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2 years
Idlozi lakho has the work ethic ye ANC.
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@Thwema1 She blew up a week after 💔
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3 years
Peak mjolo is dropping your Hun off to have brunch with friends then you go get a haircut, wash the car & catch up with majita.
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2 years
Yeses...
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@StaxCooks
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4 years
2020 is the money year, fave this tweet.
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@StaxCooks
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11 months
Rekeleng Kabza De Small
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Giant Antique Scorpion Chair 🦂
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@StaxCooks
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8 months
That one uncle today at 15:26. "Motlogele ang polaye"
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3 years
The saddest thing about MacG is that it's a reflection of how most South African men think...
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2 years
Thebe asked God in 3 official languages to for a long and fruitful life so that he can party. I have to stan forever.
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2 years
No amount of budgeting, cutting back & living within our means can save us from the fact that akho Mali...
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4 years
Next thing motho o bodla kuku in a meeting.
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
This was a dark time.
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@StaxCooks
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6 years
Spent my morning making sure a few people can have a Merry Christmas. ❤️
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
I know I gained weight, you really don't have to remind me when you see me. 😒
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Moria...
@miss_neoentle
🎀🩷 iGhost
2 years
Guys What’s the collective noun for many stars ?
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7 months
"mara Mary Jane ke mo spanneng ke eng byanong?"
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3 years
There's no bigger illusion than the assumption that twitter is a reflection of South Africa
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2 years
I won't lie depression is doing a number on us right now.
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3 months
This Kasi isn't big enough for the two of us...
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
I'ma need the petrol attends to come with sparklers when they bring the card machine for me to pay for a full tank.
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Can't be on the internet arguing with people that have ID numbers starting with 0.
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1 year
🥺
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
No ways okes 😭
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Simpler times...
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10 months
Nah okes whats wrong with South Africans 😂😂😂
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10 months
Real tears 💀
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Someone pays for your car as if its theirs, they get handed the keys and just like that your car is gone.
@lulu_luwela
Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥
2 years
What’s happening to cars at car washes guys?
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1 year
Not this broer making a hijack sound cool 😭
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Jou tyma o rekile Bentley ka zaka ya school fees?
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Ntando Sgudla
2 years
Kanti oxtail is an actual ox’s tail?😭😭😭
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1 year
@Boyle11J How is this always relevant???? 😭😭😭
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2 years
No ways 😭😭😭
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@ThePeacefulKels
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A lot of us gents would be so far in life if we left women alone. We don’t have discipline, we keep pulling ourselves back by concentrating and putting our energy on women instead of better things
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7 months
Spent my Saturday with this cutie. 🥺♥️
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3 years
Thabo yena is taking you to Konka, Megalo & Fontein.
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2 years
Never thought the first title deed I get would be in Cape Town. 🥺
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3 years
Not every nightmare is a spiritual attack, zamang go tlatswa dikobo.
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
Eish mara alignment ausi.
@PoshTeedkay
Tee👑
1 year
Traffic ain’t that bad on my side 🫠
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6 years
Hubbly smokers rocking up to events...
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2 years
House of BNG ke 95 unleaded.
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3 years
I've been dying at this since I got up
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Ain't no way boi ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
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4 years
The bro code doesn't include covering up for rapists...
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
"I've been barking for a while now and you are ignoring me cause o busy ka di bubble bath... Anyway your polo is gone."
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2 years
@jaimetoph Why they built like Amoeba boys.
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If he can walk, he can certify documents mofe spane.
@MohaleMotaung_
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Mini me 🥺❤️
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3 years
Don't let anyone convince you otherwise, having money is very important guys.
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3 years
Emlanjeni is a spiritual experience. 🤞🏾
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@MDNnewss
MDN NEWS
5 months
Green light for congregants of ZCC St Engenas to attend Easter holidays on Good Friday, next week in Moria.
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1 year
There's a song by Abidoza & Stokie featuring Rams Da Violinist & Russel Zuma that will have the streets in a choke hold when it drops. 😭
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1 year
Seeing a Cyan Boujee sex tape wasn't on my to-do list for today.
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
if she says she's not okay, tell her she'll be fine. Never ask what's wrong. Follow me for more money saving tips. 🙏🏾
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3 years
Aowa guys, eseng so...
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1 year
The only bottomless special that mattered.
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
9-5 boys are on the come up, SIU is cleaning up the block, FBI doing regular sweeps. The season of financial fair play is upon us.
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Got to have her ID number so you can just book a flight lo ja di oyster ko Camps Bay.
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@StaxCooks
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29 days
"Small girl, big God" kgante God ke Godson Adeoye
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4 years
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1 month
No protein shakes or supplements just left over pap for breakfast, you don't get this strength from lifting weights this is that hard labour strength. 🤞🏾
@Mrskillmonger1
Killmonger's Wife 🥹
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Can you man do this? 😂
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1 year
"Cela ung'dlulisele itowel" 😭😭😭😭
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1 year
BMW cooked here.
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2 years
The only positive thing about South Africa is that we are in hell le di chipi...
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5 years
My wallet whenever I spend my last money recklessly.
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4 years
Me at a roadblock
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@StaxCooks
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7 months
I just want to go sit down at Spur and ask for a page to colour in whilst I eat my wings.
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2 years
New week, 1st day at my new job. 🙏🏾
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2 months
Best in the game. 🤞🏾
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@basiiie_nd
Basetsana 🧚🏼‍♀️
2 months
What car insurance are you on guys and how is it ? I’m considering changing mine 🧍🏽‍♀️
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4 years
@Funky_Santa You said.
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3 years
Wa gida moes
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6 years
Mercedes V Class Maybach Edition 😭😭😭
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1 year
Nah this broer did a mazza.
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2 years
Then you see her snapping with size 9 gucci slides swallowing her size 4 feet wearing a hoodie that becomes a dress on her, immediately after a text comes in "please let me know when you are home so I can fetch my things" Lmaoooo you're in the bathroom vomiting now.
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1 year
Byanong Konka e tsena kae?
Nothing happens in isolation…life always comes full circle ⭕️
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Uncle Dad
7 months
I'm joining the cartel & rising to the top.
@Tokyo_Trev
Trevor
7 months
It my card declines in front of a baddie in Mexico, I'm applying for asylum
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2 years
Yachts docked around the island, baddies being baddies, corruption money cammann it would be delicious.
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9 years
When people tryna block your blessings but God still makes a way for you...
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3 years
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5 months
Celebrated love yesterday.
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
"It's Sunday & I'ma kiss you." The kiss:
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