I Saw the Tv Glow is a movie about how u cant ignore that powerful feeling deep down inside of you or youll wither away and die. you have to listen to it and give urself what you want. and that feeling?baby fever. of course.
This is my store!!! I’ve been working on this for a while and am so excited to announce it!! If anyone wants to come by and congratulate the barista today we’d love that! We’re also hosting a rally on Friday may 6th at noon in front of our store!
if u r transgender u have to have a baby . if u accomplish something else then good . if u accomplish nothing else then good . but u have to have a baby
If your excited for pumpkin spice season just know that we get the sauce wayyyyyy before we let you have it. That’s right your gay baristas are sipping pumpkin cream cold brew for WEEKS before u get a taste. And we laugh at you. Oh how we laugh
i am not an E-girl and i have never been an E-girl, my posting is the grown up equivalent of the young gay boy forcing his moms friends to watch him do a song and dance. this is not about you. this is my living room and you are my tias.
If you are ever not at the place that you want to be in life just remember that it is because you are a tranny. If you weren’t a tranny you would have what you want
This is one of the worst UX design decisions I have ever experienced. Explain to me why this port can't be where every other mouse has its cord connected—you know... so you can still USE it?
No college degree but i can do this! *rolls up tongue into clover*
Date who does stuff with computers: haha ;) i mean not to brag but i can do that t-OW
*kicked him hard under table*
if you want to date a trans woman you should be going to the gym. very simple but most of you wont do this still because you’re lazy and good for nothing
guy i matched on tinder: no worries here! i pride myself on being a fierce lgbt ally
guy i met on twitter: it sucks u get lumped in with these crazy “trans activist” types. ur a beautiful girl. i wish u where closer
guy yelling at me outside gas station: Sexy fucking F
@gg0
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*at a dive bar in a miniskirt*: my name is kit K-I-T Like the american girl doll :3
35 year old construction worker with a dent in his skull: theres something about you…
this outfit was funny because it had alot of people pointing at my boobs and screaming “go brazil!!!” which is also what my boyfriend says whenever he sees them
fucking gay as shit to call a sandwich a sando and yep even a “jawn” if u write it like that on ur menu. gay AS SHIT. and i take dick in the ass and moan and it slips out and i say put it back innnn. and thats not even as gay as that
Date with a button up shirt: so its alot of meetings, right now im working on automation with our data analytics team…kinda boring i know but it pays okay haha ;) tell me about you? <3
Me: Daddy was a bad man…
club bouncer: keep those eyes open for me okay we’re going outside
me 2 seconds from k hole: woah ur a big guy. okay. u must eat alot then. gooooood boy
feeling really bad for the stuffed animal i demote off the bed everytime i get a new favorite one. sick to my stomach really. and men do this to women.
silly cowboy goblin clown they/themification hit the alt girl community like the crack epidemic. destroying their divine feminine beauty and mysterious allure. now its up to me and this bitch to save it all…
*under breath* you’ll make a kind old man one day :)
male bartender: what did u say?
*standing straight up abruptly*: you dont want to get involved in this
i work…all day…slaving away!!! so that i can buy food for YOUR bulk!!! 🤨and this is how you repay me??? “not that hungry, hit a light lift” MY ASS!! do u know how fucking expensive groceries are?? idiot. when i get back that chocolate milk quart is gonna be empty..UNDERSTOOD??