jessie @normalandnice Twitter profile

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jessie

@normalandnice

7 months

Sorry but “we’ll have to see” is soooo funny

New York Post

@nypost

7 months

Donald Trump hints at deporting Prince Harry if he wins election: ‘We’ll have to see’

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I know this may be divisive, but an Amtrak train should be 90% less expensive

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7 months

Without a doubt one of my favorite films ever made

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My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois

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2 months

It’s very clear why she won six Emmy’s in a row

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2 months

Thinking about this line reading 😭

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1 year

You want me to do WHAT

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9 months

Telling a story

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1 year

27 making boogie nights….who has one of those suicide pods

ivy

@MlSSTWINPEAKS

1 year

a 27-year-old paul thomas anderson after a screening of boogie nights

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2 months

Emailing my ex landlord again who now claims he can’t pay out my security deposit until the new tenant pays theirs

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1 year

Topless in bed reading about what happens to the human body when it implodes so I can explain it to someone’s son

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8 months

Just came to me on the train. An artist must create

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7 months

@MediumIQ Which was actually pretty dope!

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7 months

@bethcomix Then I had a relaxing drive home

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1 year

Fuck it POSTING

jus

@bbnojutsu

1 year

QRT this tweet with something in your drafts (please)

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1 year

Barbie gf Oppenheimer bf :) has this been done before? I was in a motocross accident

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8 months

Is this anything

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SB Nation

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1 year

Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?

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3 months

really not quite sure what my job is at this point

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2 months

@luccianaalovely Love that for you girl!

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2 years

I’m 29 years old with a media job and I owe the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey $1,500 in toll fines. I will never own property. Here is my daily routine:

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2 years

We’re about two months out from this guy doing a cum tribute for his dad

Donald Trump Jr.

@DonaldJTrumpJr

2 years

I think we have a best seller!!!

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3 months

Okay ❤️ yay ❤️

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2 years

She looks like she was just rescued from a gas leak

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@roosterboostee I have paid $21 for a ticket before and now it’s $200 for a round trip. That’s a flight!!!!!

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2 years

What happened to free speech

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10 days

@kingorca Exactly

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2 months

@PapaBearsTweets Learning that they are supposed to put it in escrow! Feeling rather litigious!

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2 months

You’re that broke huh? Nothing in the coffers?

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9 months

Too afraid to post

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2 years

Having what the French are calling a “cigarette”

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7 months

I love how we’re coming together as a community over this. Thank you @snotwurst420

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6 months

I have seen this video more in three days than I have seen my mother in the calendar year

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6 months

Seething jealousy

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1 year

PST addicts be like “hey can you meet at 8:45pm your time”

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@jimdavishouse Why!!!!!

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2 years

Lookin like a prize hog

Gary Peterson 🇺🇸

@GaryPetersonUSA

2 years

When Patriots like Kyle Rittenhouse and I get lost, we just follow the flag to safety, like the wisemen followed the wishing star.

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4 months

I love Michael more than anything and he asked me to marry him today. I’m the luckiest person to ever breathe actually!

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1 year

Me when I go over a huge bump on my bike and slam my clam on the seat

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2 months

@KendallROConnor Fantastic idea, thank you!

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2 years

Okay I laughed

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1 month

Yay!!!!

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5 months

My boyfriend committed the vile crime of there was another vaguely pretty girl in the bar tonight

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1 year

I’m a simple, normal woman. I see a guy doing a hard copy NYT crossword and I imagine him getting me pregnant.

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9 months

@rissaoffline I couldn’t let her think I don’t love her enough to share my cream cheese. I would do that and so much more

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@normalandnice

1 year

Why is this the only screenshot I can find to prove this tweet existed

danpire slayner

@danlehnermusic

1 year

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

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6 months

How can I whiten my teeth (I will not stop smoking or drinking coffee or red wine)

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1 year

Incredible app, Instagram

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1 year

Hiiii @millerhighlife it’s my 30th birthday on Friday and I really love your beverage. If you could send me a little gift that would be amazing, I love repping the champagne of beers on Social Media as well as In Life

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7 months

@DFWendi Holy shit

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1 year

rupi kaur has done irreparable damage

Dr Jordan B Peterson

@jordanbpeterson

1 year

Everything is an infant To a childless woman

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4 months

Taco Bell, (which is good for you btw,)

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2 months

@lisajayvee At least 11 in my old building alone but unclear!

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1 month

I do care.

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3 months

You can have moral clarity and integrity as an elected official actually! So stop telling people it’s wishful thinking :)

Nina Turner

@ninaturner

3 months

Solidarity with @RashidaTlaib ✊🏾🇵🇸💜

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1 year

We are so back it’s insane

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3 years

This woman told me I would die alone LMFAO

The Daily Free Press

@dailyfreepress

3 years

BU students speak out about their "torturous" experience working with @BUorientation director Shiney James.

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3 years

This has been stuck in my head for 15 days

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7 months

Okay hi I’m moving out of New York. I’m starting a life with a person I love very much, in another place, which is better for my brain heart soul and bank account. ive loved my six years in Brooklyn so much, there is truly no place like it. what a gift to have had a home here.

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1 year

Serving massively I fear

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11 months

No one: Dads with no wife:

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This is what it’s all about

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6 months

Sabrina Carpenter it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

Spotify

@Spotify

6 months

We're wide awake and listening to @SabrinaAnnLynn 's new single Espresso 🩵

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1 year

So proud of this scene I wrote this morning while crossing the picket line ♥️ only took 13 mins and I only needed 300mg XLR adderall to do it

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1 year

the team talking about women being public exposed without their consent was so important !!! isaac, sam, jamie and dani have my heart forever #tedlasso #tedlassospoilers

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2 years

I may not rinse my rice until the water runs clear but I do rinse it until I get bored. And that’s something

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1 year

Hiii @millerhighlife I lost my job but I’m doing work for you if you care

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2 years

@SSDERANGEMENTSS This was actually my PhD ♥️ I do my dissertation defense next week

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2 months

Day in my life: 4:00am: WAKE UP 4-4:30am: skincare, brush teeth 4:30am - 7:00am: take a group of people falconing in Goshen, NY (Hudson valley) 7a-12p: scan I-87 for carcasses 12p-3p: Peter Luger with the homies 3p-8p: stage wildlife crime scene 8p: flee to JFK

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Me age 6 with a mouthful of Swiss Miss dry hot chocolate mix as my mom yells “Jessie are you eating the dry hot chocolate mix” from the kitchen

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@kingpin6100 You’re right

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1 year

very very soft very very happy

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@palebirdy Finger lakes supremacy

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2 months

I’m going to memorize this and perform it. It will be devastating and raw and real

Robert F. Kennedy Jr

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Looking forward to seeing how you spin this one, @NewYorker …

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3 years

I’m looking for an artist who does like retro vaporwave / cool 90’s style stuff for a quick turnaround illustration project? Do any of my 66 twitter followers know anyone who may fit the bill? Insane work tweet

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1 year

Baby want…Chee and cracker

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2 years

Where is the tax break for nice sweet women

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1 year

Just scrolled Facebook and was utterly shocked, chilled, and appalled at how the hottest girl from my hometown posts. She’s posting “squidward is my spirit animal!” and “share if you love deviled eggs and don’t give a care who knows it!”

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Me after the Stephen Malkmus joke in Barbie

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1 year

Anyone do this yet

President Biden

@POTUS

1 year

I spoke with Prime Minister Netanyahu regarding the situation on the ground, security assistance and humanitarian needs, and information on unaccounted Americans. I asked tough questions as a friend of Israel. We will continue to deter any actor wanting to widen this conflict.

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So close

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5 months

May the NYPD be completely defunded in my lifetime. I hate that fucking ghoul army with my life.

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6 months

@bigidiotgirl Lashes are perfect…..wow

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@50percentpawg LMAO exactly I think no one should disagree with this

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3 years

Shiney James was a social experiment funded by Harvard university to see how much verbal abuse an AI bot can learn and reproduce. The experiment is now concluded. Thank you for your participation.

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9 months

This is so hot

Variety

@Variety

9 months

Anne Hathaway walked out of a Vanity Fair photo shoot Tuesday morning in support of the Condé Nast Union walk out. Hathaway was unaware of the work stoppage when she arrived at the New York photo shoot. She was still in hair and makeup when her team was notified by a staffer

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I’ve had sex with 100% of my Twitter followers

Maizie ⭐️

@postboob

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i’ve had sex with 0.0039% of my twitter followers

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barbenheimer is girl dinner when dating app screenshots in 70mm ariana grande musical theater boyfriend 🄣🄗🄘🄢 🄐🄖🄔🄝🄣 🄗🄐🄢 🄑🄔🄔🄝 🄓🄔🄛🄔🄣🄔🄓 🄕🄡🄞🄜 🄣🄗🄔 🄒🄞🄝🄕🄘🄖🄤🄡🄐🄣🄘🄞🄝

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@normalandnice

1 year

The sassy social posts from this account while their government massacres Palestinians is making me violently sick

Israel ישראל

@Israel

1 year

PSA: You probably shouldn't be getting your news from a terrorist organization who burns children alive, throws people off buildings and films executions.

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Cannot wait until the day I can use this image