Nonzi🫧❄️ @nonziiiiiii Twitter profile

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Nonzi🫧❄️

3 days

Ushago shops are so funny. Unaeza itana 30 minutes kumbe shopkeeper ako kwake anakamua ng'ombe na hawezi toka mpaka amalize 😂😂✋

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Nonzi🫧❄️

@nonziiiiiii

1 month

My neighbor's kid came to my place yesterday and told me..."auntie we ni msimple...hupendi ata viti"...I don't know how to feel😭😭😭😭😭

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Nonzi🫧❄️

@nonziiiiiii

2 months

Jana apa kwa nyanya Githurai makarau walichapa dem karibu wamuue...na alikuwa ameendea sister yake mdogo shule😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Nonzi🫧❄️

@nonziiiiiii

2 months

I'm safe now guys. We slept in a kaspace between stairs upto like 1 am ...also thankyou very much KPLC for zimaing lights. Waliua venye mlikuwa mnataka. I swear nahama leo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Nonzi🫧❄️

@nonziiiiiii

2 months

I literally chose the wrong tome to move to Githurai...they are shooting outside my place 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Nonzi🫧❄️

@nonziiiiiii

15 days

I can't be surviving on this salary fr fr. Diploma in Pharmacy is scam. Fanyeni degree tu😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Nonzi🫧❄️

@nonziiiiiii

2 months

I literally chose the wrong tome to move to Githurai...they are shooting outside my place 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Nonzi🫧❄️

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6 months

My dad definately married my mom for that ass coz one thing that babe can't do is cook sorry 😭😭😭

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Nonzi🫧❄️

@nonziiiiiii

14 days

Kujieni hizi na 1450 bei ya kuongea 🤭🤭. Touchstone pharmacy broadwalk mall.

Jessica Rośe 🌹

@iamjessicarosee

15 days

These are the best condoms, especially if you’re sensitive down there. You pull one of these out and I’m already knowing you’re a serious fawker🌚💅🏽

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Nonzi🫧❄️

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21 days

I just hand washed a man's clothes 😭😭. I don't even hand wash mine. Someone save me eiiiiiiiiiii😭😭✋✋✋

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3 years

@mchunoshe8 Cartoon comedian bana

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1 month

@Olympics You fucking racist. So where is Tebogo, Kipyegon, Chebet.....I hate white people frfr....shame on y'all

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2 months

@RNgeno4real Nikama ulikuwa uko you fucking imbecile umbwa ya mtu

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19 days

And it's so crazy coz my baby sister's teacher told them to take to school Swahili dishes. After the "homework" was marked instead of them eating the food....they had their normal school lunch. Brookfield Karatina nyinyi😭😭✋

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CBC teachers collecting holiday assignments.

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@itsMwendwa Kuna mtu nimetaja mimi😂

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@big4lllllll Yes...but the capital you need😭😭

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1 year

@DailyLoud That's a hero right there🥺🥺

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2 months

@nicoleviar Count me in. If the justice system in Kenya doesn't work... we'll deal with her

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@polo_kimanii As a medic I didn't know all of this damn😂😂

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@KatheuNzyimi I've seen everyone complaining....

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3 months

@Josh001J @ninimuthoni ....Ifb

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@Don_Musau Amekujia😂😂

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@Kivutss Ikr..... it's like saying Tubuya to people who ain't on Twitter 😭😭

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@cyyy_nee Girl... I'm enrolling in the next class coz aht aht😭😭

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@nicoleviar I think it's time we call out Pierra Makena. Taking her daughter to a club....at age 10 ain't it.

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@Josh001J People are sexualizing a 10 year old baby....10 bana.... that's disgusting

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3 years

@Biuk97 @Nakurugoat Vile Solomon alikuwa na 300 wives,700 concubines na mtoi mmoja na hakukuwa na condoms😂😂

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14 days

@screechydarling The red one is 1150,the original is 1450

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7 months

A friend of mine from work is married to one of the richest men in Kiambu county...and she's 23😭😭😭.... mtoto wa 2000....izi nyota kwani hupeanwa na kujuana😭😭😭

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@Josh001J The nigga who hit the white woman with the chair had had enough of racism tbh😂

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10 months

@KhalifKairo I am a pharm tech and this is so true..... antidepressants even on kids.... I just can't 😭😭

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@simplywangui July is fvcking winter bruv 😭😭😂

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3 years

@Truman0075 @MrBlackOG @_LenaVee_ @iconic_gravity @kafangi @kevoprince_ @smileycherry2 @weshi_wahito @comradefyat @FellMentKE @itsMswakiiiiiii @pizzahmwitu Mimi umeniua

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4 months

@iamjoseh_ Lord we've seen what you been doing to others

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6 months

@Ranjohz Her pilau will have you wondering 😭😭

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1 year

@KatheuNzyimi People are literally bagging Michael B's 😭😭😭

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3 years

@I_amShakiila Car_swende😂😂😂

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@nonziiiiiii

3 months

Honestly... vernacular musicians have failed us wallai. They have such a huge voice especially uko mashinani and they are so silent. Where is Loise Kim,where is Muigai wa Njoroge,Shiru wa Gp and the likes.......

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@nonziiiiiii

10 months

Chebet Rono is on Kate Actress's,Phil Director and Abel Mutua's asses.... I'm here for it😭😂😂

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@Monty_Hasashi 🤭

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6 months

@Just_Tomln I can't 😭😭

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@iamjuddah @amerix @ninimuthoni

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12 days

Someone should host a twitter meet and greet. I seriously want to see some of y'all 🥹🥹

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2 years

@MrRightke Acetyl salicylic acid

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@omwambaKE @bitchataurus

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8 months

@NikkieNjuguna Kina Murugi Munyi uko....she makes me so mad😭😭😭

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@_Carroh Nilimwambia asiniekee nyama Iko na mafuta akaniuliza ka nataka abaki nayo ajipake......sijaheal bado😭😭

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I feel like buses and matatus should be fueled at night 😭😭. Now I'm an hour and a half late....

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3 years

@Fact I knew it....I forget almost everything....am a genius

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@dcijuja @ninimuthoni

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@polo_kimanii Unakuwanga sawa wewe😭😭😭

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3 years

@MrRightke Chini ya kitanda ...mbona

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@fanuel__ochieng @ninimuthoni

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@therealpasciii I honestly can't cook to save my life so....😭😭

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@omwambaKE @LilianM25399275

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3 months

New president.

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3 months

Manifesting for all of us 🕯️🕯️

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@Kenyans Uyu na yeye ata simuelewi...we have enough stress as Kenyans....labda ajaribu next year

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@nonziiiiiii

10 months

Pharmacists tungekuwa na clear path kama MBchB guys or nurses, tungekuwa tunasonga kusonga. Anyway, somebody give my 2.5 million and i will pay. No repayment plan but i will drug the lumpsum by year 3.

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3 years

Only a girl understands the pain of passing in such a place...kwanza wakusalimie uwasnob😂😂😂

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Lord I need to graduate 🥹🥹

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3 years

@gl1zyglad1ator And people called Lilian go buy 'lil' and not 'ian'😂😂

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3 years

@cindymkenya Kwa line ya COVID...I liked your temperature 😂

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10 months

Your problem Elsa is that you try so much to be different,you end up looking like a mwenda wazimu😭😭😭

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Pretty Little Thing

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@Gesonso1 @ninimuthoni

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Turera

THE NAIROBIYAN™

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Hii T umaanisha nini

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@Rozay_kamau Ikr....for someone who's whole family studied at St Andrews Turi.... she's old money....tabias are giving Kawangware😭😭

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@Goddie_Ke @LilianM25399275

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The goal is to give birth in Nairobi Hospital North wing. It's either this or nothing

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It’s a huge blessing to be a dad, God has been so good to me and my family ❤️😭

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@kephasjoe @callmeninyyy

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@manutherealdeal So we were all in class 7 2015😂😂

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@Goddie_Ke Mkuu umeamua hatuoni mbinguni😂

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@PeterSalasyah Girls and women were being killed in her county and shewas quiet about it..shame on her and all the women leaders in this country fr!!!!!

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@usinimention Murugi Munyis daughter made a sound forsho😂😂

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@NMbeche 3

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2 months

There was a time when the greatest scandal in Kenya was when Willy Mutunga had an earring 😭😭😭 #OccupyJKIA

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1 year

Me watching men get roasted over boy math all because they couldn’t let the girls have their fun with girl math.

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6 months

This took a whole afternoon to understand...some of y'all's brains are just 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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What did kairo say to his mom before leaving?Mumbai 😭😭😭😭😭😭.

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@ShankiAustine Na bado Kako na holiday assignment....woooie Nairobi 😂😂

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@mimomakena Sa juu alipewa supp asisalimike ghasia😂😂

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@MrBlackOG Beyonce

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KMTC just introduced 3 foreign languages....on top of my 9 units zingine tatu buana.....😭😭😭😭😭

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@itsKimzeey @mchunoshe8 Uyu dem husuck

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Sasa ii ufala ndio hatutaki. @Kivutss said...hatutaki kujua kama wewe ni wa mlima ama wa maji. Sisi wote ni watu hatupendi Ruto. TRIBELESS!!!!!!!

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Mt Kenya region must have a Presidential candidate in 2027 - Ferdinand Waititu

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I saw my teachers in Arusha for a road trip.....kumbe teaching has it's perks 😂😂

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Walimu wa zile mashule kubwa kubwa wako vakeshen Mombasa wamelipiwa na shule lakini sisi wa Marimanti tunakunywa keg tukingona siku iishe. Mai lawd

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@kerubo_hillary Nobody: Makanga: Uko na mbao nikupee chwani unipee iyo chwami nikepee 3 bob🥲

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@Muguru_ @big4lllllll Why are you sooooo😭😭😭

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@thewickedsub Girlhood is ashamed of me😭😭

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Alafu sisi watu was KMTC tunapewa HELB ama😂 HELB

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@kafangi Tips.Anytime you have it,try and make the slightest movement with your body to awaken your nerves.Also try and breathe heavily.If it occurs oftenly,try and sleep in your side not on your stomach.

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Sitawai kunywa tena eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 😭😭😭😭✋

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