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he/they • final girl vibes • mass media consumer • occasional commenter

Manhattan, NY
Joined February 2020
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if you’re in southern california this is my shameless plug to come see our show
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body kinda tea rn
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@parasocialyte Spent their whole life getting a round of applause for being a straight man entering a door so of course he’s confused why his mediocre movie isn’t doing well!
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the lobotomy WORKED !
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@chrisanthemum01 Like… you were both born after 9/11 who cares
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@tylersunderland A24 scrambling for the rights
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@itsjojosiwa oh so you wouldn’t be able to give us his number
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@sbstryker Bradley Cooper in the audience said “hmmm” 🧐
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live footage of @StephanieJBlock giving the worst pres in history a proper send off
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@old_moon_mystic @furrymuscle8 @JacobcWhite123 Not it means someone read it and didn’t respond. Left on read.
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Does anyone wanna go hiking with me ? Serious inquiries only !
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pls don’t make me clock back in
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gay guy friday
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@computer_gay omg you're just like my ex :)))
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@heyjaeee @PopCrave Doesn’t pay his rent either baby…
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@SolarDesire The way this makes so much sense in my brain
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@showmetheyamz I think you mean “how I never really loved your mother I was always thinking about robin”?
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@DudeSkipper He’s taking after the man who originated his track, THE scandalous Christian Borle
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@abbygov the “not in front of my salad” girl
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@rachaelxss @itsjasminetoyou I’m barely living and I make almost $20 and hour and work 40 hrs a week
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@abbygov for reference besties
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@ihatejoelkim We were quite literally all rooting for him and he played me
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@heyjaeee Bring ziwe back she’s hotter than jimmy anyway
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keep bumpin’ that
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@hornburgalar The way she followed this with THE standout performance in Be More Chill…
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baby this photo was taken in 2012…
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@Variety Thank god for the CONgregation
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He invited me to his party tonight btw
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Cute twink in my cast I need him
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@inoahgirl320 @Lycains_ meanwhile my cat drinks water like this
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@sumgarf I feel like pat regan wrote this joke about himself for the show and giggled
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@squ1dwardfanacc HAHAHA omg this man is messy
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sweaty girl summer
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@kuwcarm Someone’s nipples peeking through a shirt isn’t disrespectful to anyone. You’re wild and a LOT of people don’t believe in your deity so stop thinking you did something here miss.
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Tried on my mother’s wedding dress today! After hearing how horrified she was at the idea of seeing her son in this vintage frock, I HAD to strut around in it! Right? Idgaf about your comfort or your subtle homophobia, I look gorge.
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it’s the weekend babyyyy
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Help I need him
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@dandeelyinn @PopCrave Babyyyy it’s literally a Divine dupe! She looks like that on porpoise 🐬;)
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@OhItsRyan Oh we know about cunty miss pistachio
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on my way to the beach
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🥥🌴
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Tell me why @katharinemcphee lives rent free not only in my mind but in my body and soul as well, like this bitch is a real estate mogul when it comes to me I’m going to watch SMASH again...
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@ihatejoelkim Her with red rhinestones on her eyes killing men? I’m in love.
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spreading more than just cheeks, spreading LOVE #happypride
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Still in pain from Pilates
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summer nights, mid july, amirite?
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can’t believe mary and joseph rode a donkey all the way to bethlehem when they could’ve just got a new toyota highlander with 0% apr for 60 months at toyotathon
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Who wants to ruin their life??
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Sleeping with Non-Equity people is a great way to ruin your life.
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ok so @megstalter is the moment again and again. like a never ending moment. she’s everything.
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I’m sorry but— #WickedMovie
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the himbo transformation is almost complete
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Hollywood Gay known for getting his ass eat on an HBO program looks prettier in person btw
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I look big-backed here :/
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new personality just dropped
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@MattPetagara @OffBrandToby @GoalsChampion @Puff_Iya @ammawhatt Not comedy. If you find it funny you got some issues bud. If your “comedy” is demeaning or belittling, it’s not comedy it’s bullying and those that laugh are the bystanders on the playground
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@squ1dwardfanacc Livestream, sell a link, girl why are we not monetizing? City girl moves from here on out!!!
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ok the guy on the right can get it
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@ajamiepierce In his defense he meant it as he grew up in queer spaces and has always had a respect for the community and an understanding, so much so that he has stated he doesn’t want to do queer roles anymore because he finds it disrespectful, and at this speaking engagement…
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@computer_gay Someone give him some water and bring him inside, it’s too hot to keep your twinks outside rn!
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self tape submitted, time to be gay full time
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where’s matt ollson is he ok
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MT program boys be like “I know a place” and then spend 20 minutes filling up their giant milk gallon “water bottles”
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Being in my college town makes me miss breeding my ex
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@__DUALIPALEAKS @kelleent protecting their investment that’s it dude cmon
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view from bestie’s bathroom
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Where are the sheep??
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me and my little black dress
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This absolutely works on me
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tops are so easy to manipulate, you can just go ‘wow you have such big arms’ and they’ll give you c*ck anytime you want
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I feel like he got popular two decades too late. Like we would’ve lived for this in 2008…
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Comedian Rob Anderson will be on #WWHL tonight at 10/9c talking all about his new book GAY SCIENCE! Don’t miss it! ✨
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Do y’all think the dominoes manager loves me or something
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someone said i should smile more ?
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@itsjasminetoyou This makes me wanna smoke some weed with a glass of white wine in here
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DaBaby has just been barred from competing for the Star Dazzle award in the Lava Springs Talent Competition
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oomfie saw the sunburn first
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i am once again feeling very personally attacked by this man
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Your Non-Equityness is exhausting.
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@tyler_cov No so slept on, she’s had bops on bops beyond her hits and singles and people act like she’s some kooky aunty. On top of her repertoire, girl can SING.
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@gofinurself I tried but I like men too much
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I once again am being personally singled out
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I blame Non-Equity people.
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@haim_media @FilmUpdates @SabrinaAnnLynn Sabrina as Karen I’m just saying
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plug me in. turn me on.
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no cause we did that !!
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so i just wanna drive to the airport, the airport the airport, the airport
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@janellejcomedy babe please come back tuesdays aren’t the same without you
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@bottledfleet @huntjgallagher has a fancam it’s overrr
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@heyjaeee but… you run the alphabet mafia on this bird app ..??!
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FUCK IMPOSTER SYNDROME there are literally talentless people succeeding everyday stop letting that little voice in your head tell you that you’re not enough
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coming to terms with the fact that I haven’t seen most of my friends in person since this picture was taken and that’s so sad
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I can’t believe I’m working an hourly job again just to survive because the one industry no one gives a fuck about is mine
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theatre school is a cult
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the fact that I booked the contract I sent this in for… let’s hear it for the nonequitymess!
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can’t believe i shoved my dick and balls inside of myself, had my brother cinch all the oxygen out of my lungs, and spent an hour on makeup just to take pictures with self timer in my room for half an hour
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a rare occurrence
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dont dream it, be it.
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lunch time you guys, make sure to get your nutrients !!
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@blndhairblckhrt Her hands down
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Hopefully they’ll be able to use “Oscar winner Michelle Yeoh” in the marketing
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Michelle Yeoh has joined the star-studded cast of Jon M. Chu’s #Wicked movies.
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evan got a job
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