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briar 🜏⚢🍉

3 years

Things I lost at the UW game yesterday: 1) one W earring 😥 2) plastic yellow flag 3) piccolo spit shield 4) all hope in the football team's future

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2 years

7 year challenge 😯

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3 years

@TheRightCant

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1 month

pretty boy -> pretty they -> pretty girl timeline ✨✨

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i find it impressive when trans people were hot as both genders. like that has to be cheating no? like you can't just be good at everything.

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2 months

pride doesn't end after june in Portland 😤😤

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3 years

@therealsashman @theserfstv @jordanbpeterson

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1 year

@mr_ian @jewish_activist just a little faster than a 8:30 mile pace will do it, should be super easy for a good runner

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2 years

PAC12 teams as alcohol, a 🧵: 1/13

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

5 years

God I hate it when announcers call us Washington State

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

do the libs realize this is incredibly embarrassing? y'all the nation is about to slip into fascism and you're fighting it with high school alliteration

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2 years

hakeem jeffries just went from A thru Z in his speech

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2 years

@eglizzabeth i swear the only people i see covering it are unicorn riot and cool zone media (other than the actual protestors)

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3 years

@Liv_Agar same energy

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1 year

@nocontextcfb new pac12 member: Illinois Wesleyan???

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2 years

@DaStanfordTree stanford clearly hates fun :/

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@TGUnwashed @halomancer1

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1 year

something something cope and seethe

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@nonbriarary

2 years

telling my family that they've misgendered me 5 times in the last 5 minutes and getting excuses instead of apologies fucking hurts

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2 years

@poisonjr @halomancer1 archeologists ain't finding my bones lol, im getting this thing composted

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@AnimalsCaption obeast

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2 years

anyway,, 😈😈😈

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2 years

thinking about Dante Pettis smashing the NCAA record against 0regon 🥰🥰

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2 years

@Karl_Was_Right @SAMOYEDWAVE

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@nonbriarary

2 years

Oregon State: hefeweizen - solid, a little hipster, very enjoyable and made best in a microbrewery in Oregon. a drink that's still working class but is tasty enough to pair perfectly with tailgating food or a fancy meal 10/13

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2 years

@plainwhiteclaw mbappe officially washed :/

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3 years

@MonsterMazeYT @sheerohero666 Same energy

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11 months

@dirtbagqueer she position on my field until i [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

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2 years

4 years ago 💜💜💜 take me back to Pasadena 😭😭😭

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2 years

@WeirdMedieval woundussy

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@memesiwish

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2 years

blue 💙

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

Washington State: Natty Light - win or lose, cougs booze. perfect to shotgun about 10 of, forget half the day, and be part of the legendary party that is Martin Stadium when CGD comes to town 13/13

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

Utah: rainier with a shot of espresso - drunk as hell and hyped up beyond oblivion. just as likely to be in a parking lot tailgating as in line for first chair at the ski resort. 5/13

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 months

just a reminder that im cute as hell 🥺🥺🥺

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2 years

@mensa_genius @rosacea_posacea

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7 months

@phxsunz25 men really think every wnba rolls around in stone butch fits 24/7 lol

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@nonbriarary

2 years

one last gameday fit 🧡🖤 beat those gators!

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

vegas looks good on me 🥰

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

1 year

lol

toi t’es un woke left 🫨🫵

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1 year

lmao

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@nonbriarary

2 years

late apple cup eve, time for a cuogs meme thread

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@nonbriarary

2 years

gameday fit and makeup check ☔☔

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2 years

@memesiwish

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

0regon: Tokyo tea - bright green, flashy, trendy, crowd pleaser that is tasty and really strong. somewhat disappointing however and always comes up a bit short of the classic it's riffing off of 11/13

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

4 years

Its official!!! I'm a UW grad 💜💛 #UWGrad20

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

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1 year

new pfp taken by the prettiest photographer I've ever met 🥰

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

1 year

6th months with the love of my life 💕💕💕 we may be far apart in distance but i feel closer to you than ever

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

@dbhaire4 @MattSchwaz @QB1TATT00 wrong.

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

Washington: rosé - tasty, classy drink best enjoyed on a yacht, sailgating in Husky Harbor while looking over your nose at those more unfortunate than you. secretly a kinda mid drink that looks nicer in the glass than it actually tastes 12/13

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

time to chop the tree 😤

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

gameday fit pt 2 🧡🧡🧡 goooo beavs

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

1 year

checks out 🧐

Mel Stone

@melstonemusic

1 year

my favorite trans timelines are when an absolute dweeb becomes one of the most beautiful women you've ever seen in your life

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

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2 years

gameday fit 💜💜💜

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

1 year

cuz i prefer my chainsaw 😤

Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗

@MadisonKittay

1 year

Men, what's stopping you from looking like this?

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2 years

i will never forgive UW for not adding a rose to the helmet in 2019

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

Arizona State: fireball - better in theory than in reality. tasty and exciting, but everyone seems to have awful stories that they only half remember the last time they drank it 3/13

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2 years

new penix gifs dropped 🚨🚨🚨

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@nonbriarary

1 year

im bored and feel like causing problems

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

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2 years

i have purple hair now btw

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

UCLA: gin and tonic - classy, refreshing, nearly always good enough but rarely truly elite. more likely to be enjoyed on a golf course than at the actual football game 6/13

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

watching all these championship game qbs, it's clear to me that penix is easily top 3 in the nation

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

1 year

the most magical spring break with the love of my life 😭😭😭 emily you've stolen my heart and im not sure im getting it back

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1 year

hi

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fkn fantastic weekend, no notes

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14 days

going camping for a few days 🥰🥰 see y'all on Sunday ✌️✌️

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

TURNOVER CHAINSAW TIME

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

Arizona: vodka cran - nice and refreshing on a desert night but gets you more fucked up than you intended. too simple to ever qualify as truly elite 2/13

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@picklesbaseball

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2 years

HUSKIES WIN

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2 years

the only reason I'll ever show my face I that highschool again is if I get to do this

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

Cal: double IPA - the hipster choice, too obscure and trying too hard for their own good. really a whole lot of posturing just to drink something that's painfully bitter and barely enjoyable. 8/13

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

U$C: martini - it's the high class go-to for a reason. snobby and actually elite with national recognition; perfect to enjoy while looking down on your subjects 7/13

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

1 year

show me your glowup ✨

Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️

@Lizzie_Baseball

1 year

Show me your glowup

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

1 year

my gf out here treating me so well 🥺🥺🥺

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

1 year

almost every tree you see in public and private forests was planted by hand, bred in a seed orchard, and started in a nursery. finding a truly "natural" origin forest is fairly difficult and you really have to know what you're looking for

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YOU THERE. YES, YOU. WHAT'S A LITTLE-KNOWN FACT ABOUT YOUR PROFESSION THAT WOULD MAKE OTHER PEOPLE LOSE THEIR SHIT?

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

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3 years

I hate that the UW AD makes "grit" and "humility" two of it's core values... Reeks of an underdog mindset

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1 year

this pride fit went so hard holy fuck

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2 years

homecoming fit check 💜💜

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@nonbriarary

2 years

Colorado: coors light - now only a shadow of their former selves. still fun at a party but no one would choose them first for anything. best ice-cold and on top of a mountain 4/13

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

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3 months

way UP here 😤😤

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@nonbriarary

1 year

yesterday was a movie 🥰🥰 s/o openslopes for carving out a queer space in the snow sports world and a big special thanks to caroline for capturing this incredible moment

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@nonbriarary

1 year

trans flag shadow go brrrr

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2 years

new haircut afsgafagahafagaja

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2 years

@memesiwish avatar butt

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1 year

had to do this too 😤

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

pow day ❄️❄️❄️

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@nonbriarary

8 months

@HuskyFanPodBDTW @Castricone @UW_Football typical espn

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

3 years

Happy #comingoutday2021 from this queer, transfemme non-binary creature 💛🤍💜🖤

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2 years

I've fallen so hard for this girl omg 🥺🥺

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2 years

@oncloud_e

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2 years

#newpfp for a limited time only 🥴 FUCK BYU

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5 years

Happy Apple Cup! Beat the cuogs

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

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2 years

live beav reaction

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1 year

@jamesstout @IwriteOK jstark would be proud o7

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1 year

mood 💜

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@nonbriarary

2 years

Husky fans need to quit complaining about #GoDawgs and just bully UW marketing into using #BowDown instead

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

5 years

Husky Twitter is so much better than Husky Facebook... I'm about to leave a few groups, can't stand the unawareness about branding changes, modern culture, etc... Guess they're all too fucking old to get it 🤷‍♂️

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briar 🜏⚢🍉

@nonbriarary

2 years

hot girls can have a little Kubrick stare as a treat