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@nohighwaycowboy

7 months

How is this thing going to affect Eurovision

Populism Updates

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7 months

250 million years from now scientists project a new supercontinent to form, Pangaea Ultima

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gotta be up there

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2 months

What are the load-bearing posts of our time? Obviously 'facing god and walking backwards into hell' and 'miette' are up there. Does Ed Balls still count? PS if you can parse this you should probably log off

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europe for the next two weeks

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@mikey100mike @EmptyGracey never forget

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2 years

@sportbible you guys are the twitter equivalent of these youtube videos

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3 months

who wins this eurovision

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3 months

if you as a eurovision fan get through this week without a hit tweet you're cooked

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@nohighwaycowboy

8 months

Very concerning. Looking into this

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@nohighwaycowboy

1 year

countries by eurovision win rate: 🇺🇦 16.67% 🇱🇺 13.51% 🇮🇪 12.50% 🇸🇪 11.29% 🇮🇱 8.89% 🇳🇱 7.94% 🇫🇷 7.70% 🇬🇧 7.7% 🇦🇿 6.67% 🇷🇸 6.67% 🇮🇹 6.25% 🇩🇰 5.89% 🇳🇴 4.91% 🇱🇻 4.35% 🇷🇺 4.35% 🇲🇨 4.17% ⭐️ 3.70% 🇦🇹 3.64% 🇪🇪 3.57% 🇪🇸 3.23% 🇨🇭 3.17% 🇩🇪 3.03% 🇹🇷 2.94% 🇬🇷 2.33% 🇵🇹 1.85% 🇫🇮 1.79% 🇧🇪 1.56%

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3 months

europe for the next week

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11 months

@depthsofwiki This page needs an incredible amount of work

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3 months

At 15% qualification chance at close, Latvia 2024 is the lowest-odds Q since Eurovisionworld started tracking

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@nohighwaycowboy

5 months

what's it gonna be

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3 months

List of countries that have participated at every Eurovision in the 2020s without making the final: 🇩🇰 Denmark

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2 years

@ThreatNotation oh hey i made it

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3 months

At 82% qualification chance at close, Poland 2024 is the highest-odds NQ since Eurovisionworld started tracking

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2 years

@sportbible

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4 months

What goes on here

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4 months

eurovision winners but you can only win if you have legal gay marriage

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3 years

@bleepblooptwts @musicstruggles1 "that" is also a pronoun, so six

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1 year

🇸🇪🇫🇮🇮🇱 2023 is the first Eurovision in history where none of the top 3 have red on their flags

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1 year

Eurovision fans: We want Turkey back! Eurovision:

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3 years

@AFC_Will14 @ManMilk2 stop trying to ratio yourself and talk about the damn post

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1 year

@Mark49438347 Go away

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@EurovisionTom absolutely incredible that "will the netherlands participate at the next contest" is now a genuine question

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@KissNaMun @MitchellLWell @reinerbraunss yes Albanians are well known for taking over the world

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1 year

2024 thoughts: 🇳🇱 democratise selection process (AT LEAST a demoscopic jury) 🇦🇿 stick with it, these things happen 🇲🇹 cut the promo funding, do something else with it 🇮🇪 the less generic, the better 🇱🇻 pray

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@nohighwaycowboy

4 years

@CriminalTweetss strikes me more as "idea not fully thought through and also awfully worded" rather than "malicious intent in 280 characters"

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@nohighwaycowboy

2 months

can anyone think of a eurovision song that was less discussed in its own year than

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@nohighwaycowboy

3 years

@hiccorino don't give companies any ideas they've already used latinx against everyone's wishes

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2 years

@honestsportz @tragicbirdapp do i have to ratio you now or what

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3 months

@regina_wtf Getting this printed for next year. Will let you know what happens

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3 years

@xaviersonline2 did u know 9% of people actually can't believe it's not butter

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eurovision winners but you can only win if you recognise the state of palestine

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@ESCdiscord Ebba can cope

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i found where she's drowning

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1 year

Imagine a legendary semi like this 1. 🇱🇻 Aijā 2. 🇱🇻 Aijā 3. 🇱🇻 Aijā 4. 🇱🇻 Aijā 5. 🇱🇻 Aijā 6. 🇱🇻 Aijā 7. 🇱🇻 Aijā 8. 🇱🇻 Aijā 9. 🇱🇻 Aijā 10. 🇱🇻 Aijā 11. 🇱🇻 Aijā 12. 🇱🇻 Aijā 13. 🇱🇻 Aijā 14. 🇱🇻 Aijā 15. 🇱🇻 Aijā 16. 🇱🇻 Aijā 17. 🇱🇻 Aijā 18. 🇱🇻 Aijā

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@nohighwaycowboy

2 years

has this been done already

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@nohighwaycowboy

3 months

would you say there HASN'T been a rise in antisemitism recently?

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@nohighwaycowboy

4 months

Fifty years ago today btw

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@nohighwaycowboy

1 year

eurovision 2023 but all of the juries and televotes are upside down (12 points for coming last, etc)

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@nohighwaycowboy

2 years

moldova and cyprus had opposite journeys at eurovision 2022 moldova was an unpopular song, rehearsal photos were not great and then it did super damn well and we all knew why cyprus was a popular song, rehearsal photos were great and then it vocally flopped and we all knew why

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10 months

@depthsofwiki i present

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@ben__weddle @alexstolzoff @jzux They already can't play with Legos and now this, wtf

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will need to see more pictures but i'd be surprised if this qualified atp, what the fuck is their staging team doing

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1) what

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1 year

highest ranking entry from a country that's never won 2014 🇦🇲 not alone, 4th 2015 🇦🇺 tonight again, 5th 2016 🇦🇺 sound of silence, 2nd 2017 🇵🇹 amar pelos dois, 1st 2018 🇨🇾 fuego, 2nd 2019 🇲🇰 proud, 7th 2021 🇮🇸 10 years, 4th 2022 🇲🇩 trenuleţul, 7th 2023 🇦🇺 promise, 9th

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3 months

people on esc twitter: did you know that due to australia's non-qualification and russia's absence, the finalists of eurovision 2024 will cover less land area than in any contest since 1999? people in real life: hey man hows it going

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@nohighwaycowboy

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seeing rim tim tagi dim being called a joke entry by people that apparently care about songs being Meaningful makes me think these people either don't actually care about meaning or aren't intelligent enough to look for it. like they heard loud noises and checked out

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1 year

two things can be true: - wild youth have received a lot of unwarranted hate on this app - conor's behaviour today after the nq has been pretty disappointing

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@nohighwaycowboy

3 months

they said "RESERVE" but he heard "PLEASE SERVE" and went with it

ESC Discord

@ESCdiscord

3 months

🇭🇷 HRT has shared footage of Baby Lasagna's second #Eurovision rehearsal earlier today. [🎥 dora.hrt]

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1 year

eurovision but instead of adding jury and televote points, you multiply them

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2 years

@incelReplies it's not 21 commands is it buckaroo

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3 years

@OliverPower9 @SanMarino_FA two of them being dead probably wouldn't help

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3 years

@ChillStableGuy ty three dollar signs

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@ESCdiscord thats huge cause its 2 big 5 members

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@nikicaga islamisation + total support for israel. righto

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2 years

@TitaniaMcGrath Gerald Ford invented the car

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I am once again asking what the fuck 12.6k of you are thinking

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@nohighwaycowboy

2 years

guys??? did you hear the news???

Two Semi-Finals Eurovision Song Contest in 2008

eurovision.tv

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@nohighwaycowboy

1 year

i am prepared for some disagreement on this front but imo the four successive zeroes is probably the most shocking result we've ever seen unfold live in front of us, ever

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@folkclover

1 year

This was absolutely SURREAL i just can’t imagine the fear the other contestants had after FOUR CONSECUTIVE ZEROES

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1 year

fucking ian miles cheong has indirectly tweeted igranka

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2 years

eurovision is so weird. eden alene came seventeenth and now she's a waitress. rosa linn came twentieth one year later and yesterday she accrued seven billion streams

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i think my biggest issue with the eurovision shows this year - apart from the obvious - is that they feel oversaturated with eurovision. we have postcards with old entries, we have recaps of old entries, every interval is some old artist. it's like putting milk powder in milk

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questioned: - full Slovene voting data - Netherlands' disqualification - anti-booing technology - EU flag ban - possible influence of sponsor? - Rest of the World vote

ESC Discord

@ESCdiscord

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🇸🇮 RTVSLO has shared a press release following the events of #Eurovision 2024. They seek "concrete answers" from the EBU about the exclusion of the Netherlands, use of anti-booing technology and possible influence of sponsors, among other issues. More:

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OMG stream Who the Hell Is Edgar

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Baby Lasagna's result in the Dora final televote: 53.2% Käärijä's result in the UMK final televote: 52.9%

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@nohighwaycowboy

1 year

only eleven countries??? eurovision 2024 looking like a flop so far ngl

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@nohighwaycowboy

1 year

fed chatgpt the lyrics of each song from this year and asked it to give the song a title (with an explanation). i don't think they've quite worked it out

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@nohighwaycowboy

4 months

that's a bold strategy, cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em

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the best eurovision news reporting

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@nohighwaycowboy

2 years

@incelReplies valid point but unfortunately

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@sock_dem two kinds of people

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@nohighwaycowboy

1 year

concept idea: equal jury and televote, but you only get the bigger set of points

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@nohighwaycowboy

4 months

THAT was the big change?????

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2 years

eurovision fans will be like de diepte is such a good song its so underrated i'm one of the only ones that likes it 🗨️ 25 🔄 57 ❤️214

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@iwishwa @depthsofwiki going to take a stab in the dark and assume you're probably not okay with being proven wrong

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@nohighwaycowboy

3 years

the Amen flag

Flags Mashup Bot

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5 years

Slovenia (🇸🇮) + Austria (🇦🇹) = Slostria:

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The most recent entry not to be awarded a single point in this year's #ESC250 (and I can't say I'm shocked): 🇦🇹 Alive (Vincent Bueno, 2020)

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@nohighwaycowboy

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who wins this eurovision

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(the voting numbers are staying the same so please do not actually do this)

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@nohighwaycowboy

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what a strange market

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who wins the eurovision song contest 2020s-so-far final

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eurovision 2023, but the belarus jury results were submitted upside-down

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1 year

entries that were closer to that year's last place than that year's first place (in points): 🇳🇴 queen of kings 🇷🇸 in corpore sano 🇲🇹 je me casse 🇮🇸 hatrið mun sigra 🇨🇿 lie to me 🇲🇩 hey mamma 🇸🇪 if i were sorry i think we often forget that the gaps at the top are massive

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@nohighwaycowboy

1 year

oh my god, you're such a good writer? oh it's not me, it's tumblr

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@nohighwaycowboy

6 months

eurosong is a great national final - not technically brilliant but i have a lot of fun watching it. however it really just feels like a lot of artists in ireland have this sore-loser attitude and for as long as that exists, they'll never improve at eurovision

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3 years

@SheRatesDogs who tf says this tho like. dude

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who wins this eurovision

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CALLED IT

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@nohighwaycowboy

6 months

there have been *54* languages present at eurovision between the last time we had a word of norwegian and now (2020 counts) - you can argue about what counts and what doesn't but with a liberal definition i'm sure you could hit 60

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@nohighwaycowboy

2 years

category is: they didn't need to qualify

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1 year

this is the funniest lookin language

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@ESCLegs I bet I could walk through the city crossing all of these bridges once and only once! It would be easy!

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@nohighwaycowboy

1 year

Someone is employed to post this

Eurovision Song Contest

@Eurovision

1 year

Om nom nom nom nom nom 🧁

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@nohighwaycowboy

6 months

can we agree that if ulveham loses mgp the ensuing controversy is called gåtegate

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@nohighwaycowboy

5 months

oh switzerland you need a new flag

ESC Discord

@ESCdiscord

5 months

🇨🇭 The three other writers have had previous Melodi Grand Prix involvement: 🔹 Linda Dale: composer/lyricist on "Queen of Kings" and "Woman Show". 🔸 Benji Alasu: composer/lyricist on "FREYA". 🔹 NYLAN: composer/lyricist on "Geronimo". Could this be the Swiss #Eurovision entry?

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