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3 months
Does anyone happen to know of any orgs hiring DevOps engineers? I'm looking for jobs in hybrid/remote jobs in Bangalore/Mumbai.
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@carryme0ut it was so fucking funny, he showed this claiming his dad is black.
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4 years
@roun_sa_ville Someone should make a compilation of all the shit US has said about protests in other countries vs their own
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@nocashirl
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5 months
yall ever get bored and make insanely good chicken coconut curry, goodnight
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@nocashirl
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3 years
@kentoikeda I need a hoodie with this
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@nocashirl
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2 months
sometimes it blows my mind that we live among people who use snapchat in the year 2024
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10 months
Ok it's been a while
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4 years
@bussydouche So most of them are protesting just to have content for Instagram
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1 year
Is there a slur for people whose entire personality is being good at academics. No skill, no will willingness to learn, no aptitude, just robots built to score well in exams.
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11 months
Sometimes you gotta take a day off work just to cook ravioli
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@nocashirl
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7 months
What is theobroma cooking
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1 year
so fucking annoyed by my flatmate having his mum over for a fucking month istg, one week is maybe ok but im not here to live with your family, they can fuck right off
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4 years
@CopingMAGA imagine admitting you're a manchild online
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6 months
Some incredible chicken methi malai thingy
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@nocashirl
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2 years
@lilmunch_kin @iwaspoisoned_ This is Joe Biden's America
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2 years
@chandlerVol3 @antumbral Honestly can't wait for Marvel to crash and burn
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10 months
Why do i eat like this
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11 months
Delhi can be nice too, wild
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7 months
Is this a trap
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4 years
Its fucked up how Ben managed to steal AOC's shoes.
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3 years
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2 years
@championswimmer someone needs to check on scorpio owners
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3 years
@judeasspriest before and after taking normal pills
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9 months
Can't believe I'll have to enjoy this zesty & creamy mushroom pasta alone
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6 months
Bruv
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9 months
On today's episode of jobless behaviour
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3 years
@tomwarren Are you sure it's compatible with the cloth, doesn't say anything on the page
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@custardloaf when will he realize shes trying to kill him
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3 years
@zuza_real Some houses tend to look submissive and breedable
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@GeorgeResch @influencersitw This is what Ohio took from us
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9 months
Not everyday that you end up in an auto with bisexual lighting
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3 years
@CoinersTakingLs I understand how profitable it must be to run all those bots now
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3 years
@LinusTech Can't believe the creator of linux is posting this
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4 months
they should serve alcohol in cinemas
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4 months
i’ve actually never made butter chicken before
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1 year
Shoutout to this guy in cubbon with a cat on his back
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@nocashirl
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4 months
making your own spice mix makes a big difference actually
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2 years
I cannot
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2 years
@TheOnion @elonmusk please like me, i don't like the current thing!
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1 year
Cat at da liquor store, what will she get?!?
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1 year
Good morning to all the coffee enjoyers
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@Milo_Edwards wow, who would have thought the daughter of a former president could land a gig like that.
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@LinusTech Why do we keep doing lame bright daylight shots? Any phone can do it well enough, what counts is being able to quickly take pictures in challenging conditions like low light
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9 months
Ate
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4 years
@SAMOYEDCORE Reminds me of when the chuds at TPUSA published a study (?) On why fossil fuels are good.
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6 months
Today we cook some [redacted] burgers
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2 years
@the_transit_guy There's no way that design meets all the ped safety regulations
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1 year
Inaugurated my new pan with some pesto pasta, rly wish i had some alcohol rn
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@TheEpicDept is this um
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@SteamDB @ZhugeEX That's good for us 3rd worlders, maybe companies will now take regional pricing more seriously.
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@judeasspriest Cum town is a state of mind
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@LeaderBlaze @jesawyer I wish people would do things like this instead of buying monkey jpegs
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@AshBCoffin gaming will be declared illegal soon under biden's communist rule.
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11 months
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9 months
💀💀
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3 months
check out my new fridge
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4 years
@jaboukie Now click here to donate $5 to our cause
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@billy_penn why does the boycott matter if they weren't paying in the first place
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@AliveNed88 @nypost Because every other company has like 4 billion products with minor differences and their models are always like XKCVBJDS123. Oh you want more storage? get the XCVCXGDTFWSE234.
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@shoe0nhead Where does this "tolerant left" meme come from
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@kenklippenstein That is to say they were pulling 4 digits on a monthly basis but they don't have any savings at all ?
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i bought a lamp, goodnight
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@kenklippenstein He's so delusional that he thinks if people are bashing him they must be paid by someone.
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2 years
@shanselman Hate it when my app slows down due to poorly batched rpcs
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@Quindarious4th @McDiezel3 @TheHinduDindu So you vote for the dumb billionaire tv host instead
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11 months
Kinda nice
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2 months
should i really be going to indiranagar social on a date rn
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@EnsignStunad @hasanthehun That's the worst anime pfp I've ever seen
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@StroganOffer @shoe0nhead brought to you by the same conservatives who complain about people not having kids
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1 year
It's showtime
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11 months
Gm
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This is the most wack washroom I've ever seen
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6 months
Jobless behaviour
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1 year
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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1 year
Oh god oh fuck
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@nocashirl
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4 months
so today we have uh
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7 months
Cold sandwiches just hit the spot sometimes. Can't go wrong with cream cheese and balsamic vinaigrette
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an attempt was made
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@cameron_kasky Have they not learnt that Elon is a chud yet
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new room who dis
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@tomwarren really does feel like we're slowly moving towards the kind of dystopia we've seen in movies for years now
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Gm
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4 months
fixed my resume and applied for a gazillion jobs pls pray
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good morning
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@vxunderground @Snowden He probably doesn't want to get thrown out of a window
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the greatest instant noodles in the history of humanity
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1 year
i REALLY dont like being around old people
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2 months
these smell so good
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not the bread i need but the one i deserve
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@RespectableLaw dude lived for attention and died for it as well
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1 year
What is going on with the skies today
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2 years
Didn't expect to see this in my locality
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@9_volt_ He's consistently gotten worse with every passing year since then
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@dishinterestedd me when my fav billionaire drops new music
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1 year
Good morning! FYI
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