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My name is Scarlet the Golden Retriever and I love flexing, theme parks, musical theatre, and food. PG13. 👬: @pup_kalo He/Him.

Joined February 2011
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*Panics in himbo*
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Smug vs smiley
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Playing DBD gives me brain rot. Anyway let’s camp and tunnel besties ❤️
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And prom is tomorrow!
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I have 2 big ass student loans and 0 bara tiddies. Why can't I have 2 big ass bara tiddies and 0 student loans?
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My body is rapidly deteriorating so I'm gonna start baby powdering my balls in the locker room to maintain alpha status
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Muppet or man?
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Target fitting room pics I sent my boyfriend. Here. I guess.
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Flexing in the safety of my own home
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Down the hatch
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I found Greek yogurt popsicles at the supermarket BECAUSE IM WORTH IT
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This is raw, exposing behind the scenes footage of what your healer is doing in the middle of the game instead of healing you. Shameful and sad.
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Friendly reminder that I play Dead by Daylight and I solo queue almost every night and I would like moots to play with 🥺👉👈 (pic for clout)
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18 vs 26
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Home alone and in a silly and goofy mood
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Your foolish mortal sleeves underestimate the power of my gym pump. Nothing personal, kid ⚔️
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Good morning people on my phone say it back and then double it and give it to the next person
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I did not go to the gym today so enjoy a selection of me trying to pretend I'm not absolutely exhausted 🥺
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Goofy goober in the morning
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What is your favorite song from Fallout: New Vegas and why is it Jingle Jangle Jingle and/or Big Iron
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Post gym shake that I overpay for. It's like a reward 😗
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I’m Commander Dom and THIS is my favorite mirror on the Citadel
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As above so below
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Alright let’s go lift the heavy things
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Dummy in the dark
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My midsection shape is returning little by little 🥰
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I did deadlifts today (not pictured)
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The rules are the rules and the facts are the facts 🧀
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Tongue redacted
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Hey scamp
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Actually added 10lbs to my bench for what feels the first time in a million years 😎
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Slurpin' that
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A little bit of of skin and tiddy to make your spirits bright 🎄
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One more shift before vacay. Also a last minute job interview so good things coming. 👏
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Himbos against D*Santis
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Some tiddy for the road 🙏
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Corporate wants you to tell the difference between this tweet and every other selfie tweet I post 💼
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And on the 3rd day, the lord created thighs
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Made a pit stop on the way home
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Imagine if I was vascular 😅
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Surprisingly made it to the gym today after a tiring shift and poor amount of sleep. Now to game a bit until the espresso and pre-workout I cross faded on wears off 😂
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We saw you from across the pool deck and really dig your vibe 😛
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1 week into a caloric deficit and wowee I miss cookies
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Off to bed for workies in the morning!
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Leg day. So naturally… arms.
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Someone was very mean to me today. They threatened to beat me up. Here's me mooscles which I'm not allowed to use. A life was spared.
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Some photos in between games to help me forget that I hate solo queue
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Morning. Feel and look like a mess but here’s some content. Sitting at 171 gotta drop the chonk fast i hate the chonk
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164 this morning so making progress back to where I want to be. Having shape again in my midsection.
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Where the towels are oh-so fluffy
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5:15 gym was beefy thanks for asking
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Ok weighed in at exactly 170.0. Time to drop back to 155.
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Hyping myself up for cardio jail 🥺
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Somehow, a squat rack was acquired
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Sorry I was gone. But look, I made you some content.
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I'm just happy to be here
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I goddamn love working from home 🤭
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It be a morning
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Phones are friends not food
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Had my precious bodily fluids drained! Happy routine 3 month testing to me!
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Sucking down a shake 😗
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Hey kid. I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.
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Not now sweetie mommy is working nonstop OT to afford Broadway tickets, cruises, and furry cons
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We be out here gaming ❤️
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Oh the benefits of private
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@thescarletflex Take👏off👏the👏pants
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Gym done. Gonna watch some Batman cartoons, eat at Seaworld 7 Seas, and play DnD 🤭
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After work and before work but always being a goober
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Gonna step on some stairs, blast legs, and blast Falsettos 🤗
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I really need them to stop teasing us and release the full version of the Sweeney Todd revival's cast recording, as all the "singles" have easily become my definite faves for daily listening. Like Josh's Epiphany was SO GOOD live. Pic unrelated!
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Publix $5 sushi pump
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Little white boy in a smelly undershirt: why are you flexing?
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Classic and iconic wet dog smell
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Where my hug at
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I have 3 smarts and no muscle. Why can't I have no smarts and 3 muscle? 😯
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Flexing in the parking lot, shirt off, and blasting "Roxie" from Chicago. Life is good.
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I'm eating 1800 cal a day and still somehow gaining weight. My metabolism you will never be famous.
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Sometimes this retriever needs a little yeen energy to go balls to the wall for push day 🤪
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Bedroom floor cheap ring light from Amazon test. Please disregard.
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Come for the himbo jock with the arms and the pits, stay for the niche tweets about musicals 😘 (today I listened to the Lizard Boy concept album thanks for asking)
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Gymming past my bedtime 😅
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Himbo puppy pool party
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Awkward posing in my living room but it’s something different than my car I guess 🤭
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Post gym car selfie and shake cooldown
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I forgot to post my arms and tongue before midnight. In my bad boy era watch out nerds.
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Tired of this sweaty summer weather. Bring me the season of spooky 🎃
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Workies
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Cool story bro you should tell it at parties le derp xD
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Yes I love getting out of work at a normal time, but 5PM gym is NOT the tea. I’m gonna miss my 5AM empty times 😓
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Is this the goblin mode the other animals have been going? 🐶
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Weekly metric for showing off the melons has been met 🤗
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