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@noahpines
Noah Pines
1 year
@MandyMatney I’ve had lots of clients with drug issues, including professionals using pills. 50k a week? No chance. And if these Cowboys were the real bad guys, why wasn’t Alec scared of them? Why didn’t he mention them? Hey- SLED-these cowboys are bad dudes…
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@noahpines
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5 months
@AnnaBower It’s such a joke. Again Judge McAfee never worked for Fani Willis. He didn’t donate to her while he was a Judge. He was part of the Trump DOJ. And no defense attorney has questioned his impartiality.
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Noah Pines
10 months
@TheEricBland Dick has said lots of stuff-none of it has panned. He literally accused the State of rushing the murder trial AFTER he filed a speedy trial demand. I’ve said this from day one, the dude is not an impressive lawyer. He’s a bully used to getting what he wants by being a bully.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@MandyMatney Mandy-thanks to you and @elizfarrell AM has been held accountable for his actions. Congrats.
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Noah Pines
7 months
Honored to speak with @MandyMatney (taking a break from Twitter) & @TheEricBland today on @cupofjustice We barely scratched the surface but still covered a lot of topics. Show should air next week.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@lawyergriffin Jim-we’ve all had our trial losses. Move on or put it in the appeal, but you’re not going to “win” in this forum.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@MandyMatney 1. Never let your client be video taped. 2. As a lawyer-never allow yourself to be videotaped. 3. When the cops treat you as a suspect, wave bye-bye and leave.
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@noahpines
Noah Pines
11 months
@TheMarkTinsley @Angenette5 @colinkalmbacher @lawyergriffin @lawcrimenews The most ethically conflicted lawyers I’ve seen, who have been 100% wrong with everything they have said about the case(s) inside and outside the courtroom.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@MandyMatney As you watch more trials, you will notice that good lawyers never turn their head to look at another lawyer making an objection. Eyes are always forward at the person who matters, the judge. So no need to turn your head to address these people. Eyes forward. Full speed ahead.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@ASFleischman Sounds like you should rep him probono.
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Noah Pines
7 months
Thanks for the shout out @TheEricBland I’m looking forward to talking with you, @elizfarrell & @MandyMatney on the podcast. Liz-please screenshot this to Mandy since she’s off Twitter 😂
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Noah Pines
1 year
Hank wanted to give a special shout out to Bubba-the saving grace for ensuring that justice was served. @MandyMatney @elizfarrell @TheEricBland since you can’t say “guys, girls, ladies, or y’all” how about Cups up Pups? @cupofjustice
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Noah Pines
1 year
@fitsnews Wow…a little jelly of @cupofjustice @MandyMatney @elizfarrell @TheEricBland Funny, I’m always inspired by the success of others…not limited by it…
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Noah Pines
10 months
@DrewTripp @elizfarrell Doesn’t sound like someone who accepts responsibility for his actions. But hey, let him withdraw his plea and have a trial-see what happens then. And he might just get indicted in GA too…
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@noahpines
Noah Pines
11 months
@JulieCar94 @lawyergriffin “I swear that this is what juror 741 said…even though juror 741 wouldn’t swear to it…”
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@noahpines
Noah Pines
10 months
@MandyMatney Let’s re-write it “Convicted Murderer & Admitted Liar, Cheater, & Swindler (Whose Only Living Son Called A Psychopath) Makes Accusations Against Court Clerk.”
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@noahpines
Noah Pines
11 months
@TheEricBland @MandyMatney I think Dick & Jim made a mistake, well many mistakes-the biggest one being underestimating @CreightonWaters . What you heard from @CreightonWaters , is resolve & determination that he’s not going to let them get away with the shit they’ve been getting away with their whole lives.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@MandyMatney @elizfarrell @TheEricBland did/do you believe this testimony from JMM-“The truck quit on me, I called him and said Greg come back and get me…” He called his buddy to make sure he got there safely, but his buddy was ahead of him? I don’t buy it.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@MandyMatney @cupofjustice It’s not a secret anymore😜
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Noah Pines
10 months
There was zero chance he was getting straight concurrent time to his Federal case. I say let him withdraw his plea and tee the case up for trial @CreightonWaters Cory Fleming cites Judge Newman bias in appeal of 'excessive' sentence
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Noah Pines
7 months
@elizfarrell Sounds like the Judge isn’t dicking around…I like how she’s shutting Dick’s game down.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@theshamingofjay 1. Always ask for a lawyer. 2. Never talk to the police. 3. Even if your lawyer is going to allow you to give a statement (in his/her presence, which is less than 1% of time), never allow it to be on video. 4. When I’m doubt go back to rule 1.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@MPowersNorrell @elizfarrell @MandyMatney I don’t know anyone with a 4 mil trust fund who bitches about hiring a lawyer…
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Noah Pines
1 year
@CourtTV In my opinion- Alex’s lawyers have opened themselves & Alex up to testifying about the “lie.” Should be a fun hearing-make sure to book me!
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Noah Pines
6 months
@TheEricBland How about Dick’s statement about knowing who the real killers are? It was like-yeah we know, but that’s attorney client privilege…which means AM told him who really did it but won’t give him permission to share it with the world…?
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Noah Pines
1 year
@elizfarrell Wait…you mean he has to use his trust fund money…? That’s cruel & unusual.
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1 year
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Noah Pines
4 months
This should be the last Murdaugh segment until his appeal is decided. But even if his murder conviction is reversed, he’s serving 85% of the next 40 years in prison @TheEricBland @JulieCourtTV @CourtTV
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Noah Pines
7 months
@elizfarrell But what about the egg lady juror that Dick & Jim didn’t object to being dismissed??? FYI for all the non-lawyers-that’s called waiver. If you don’t object you waive your objection…which means it’s gone.
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Noah Pines
4 months
@PhilipCDube It’s self-defense, even @cpegues agrees with me. More importantly, this is a case that is won or lost in jury selection.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@TheEricBland It’s easy-Alex/Alec loves himself more than he loves anyone else. This case isn’t about money, it’s about self preservation.
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Noah Pines
9 months
@TheMarkTinsley Saying Judge Newman is a witness is a joke. Judges are “witnesses” to everything that happens in a trial, as are the lawyers. But that’s why we have an official court record, known as a transcript. Dick & Jim are clowns.
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Noah Pines
11 months
@TheEricBland Eric-wonder if I could get admitted pro hac for this? Don’t think so because there’s no court action, but you know I’d do it pro bono.
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Noah Pines
4 months
I was 54 when I learned that I don’t want @elizfarrell & @MandyMatney describing my courtroom presence or style. #savage
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Noah Pines
1 year
@MandyMatney I don’t ask for credit for anything I say….but this will be the exception…I’ve been shouting that Dick & Jim suck from the beginning & finally everyone agrees 😂😂😂 even @TheEricBland
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Noah Pines
10 months
@MandyMatney Totally agree. If they were handling the appeal pro bono, or any other criminal case for that matter, they would file a petition for Alex/c to be treated “in forma pauperis” so that there would be no expenses (like transcripts, experts, filings fees) for him.
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Noah Pines
10 months
@elizfarrell @MandyMatney @elizfarrell - you crushed it when you outlined all the non-financial crime evidence to support the conviction.
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Noah Pines
8 months
@elizfarrell @MandyMatney “When I decided to make up the story & claim @ Gloria & the dogs, I did w/good intentions of helping you.” Translated-I intended to commit a felony & steal from the insurance company to “help” the Satterfields but then I realized, shit I could just steal from them too-bc I’m a 🐍
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Noah Pines
1 year
@azarilaw 5. He knows the timeline, because he was at the kennels, which he lied about because that’s when the murders occurred, which he knew about since he was the dude who pulled the trigger… If he didn’t know the timeline, he wouldn’t have known how important it was to lie about it.
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Noah Pines
9 months
@TheEricBland In his defense EB…no one watches/listens to Jim’s podcast.😂
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Noah Pines
9 months
@fitsnews Judges chastise defendants at sentencing all the time. They also handle motions for new trial. Sometimes defendants get their cases reversed by an appellate court. None of these actions require recusal of the trial judge. Don’t buy that shit Dick & Jim are selling. It’s BS.
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Noah Pines
10 months
@ProsecutorsPod @MurderSheet The only time I’ve filed a 135 page motion is when I’ve attached a 130 page transcript to the motion…
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Noah Pines
1 year
@JudgeDillard A potential client told me they wanted an aggressive lawyer. I said I’m probably not your lawyer then. I am effective which is much better than aggressive.
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Noah Pines
5 months
And this is why I wanted no part of the #YSL case. Can you imagine 2 years of this or even 2 weeks?
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Meghann Cuniff
5 months
Attorney argument got so heated in the Young Thug trial today that a sheriff’s deputy stepped in.
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Noah Pines
5 months
My good friend, and one of the best cross-examiners in the business, Keith Adams eliciting this epic response from a 911 operator in #YSL
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Meghann Cuniff
5 months
Judge: “Anything further?” Attorney: “Yes…” Witness: “Jesus Christ.” Add this 911 dispatcher to the already lengthy list of people who are absolutely over the Young Thug trial.
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Noah Pines
6 months
@AnnaBower @alegalnerd @ASFleischman @GsuGrinding @BerkeleyCAboy @mucha_carlos @glekadam @AnthonyMKreis @ClarkGSULaw @ChrisWTimmons Thx Anna. I typically limit what I do to @CourtTV & @ajccourts @ajc but with all these other people commentating, who have no clue what they are talking about, I might need to expand my reach.
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Noah Pines
10 months
@MandyMatney @elizfarrell @TheEricBland - everyone saw the pic of @CreightonWaters jamming at #CrimeCon but did you see the one with his fanboys…? Anyone want to guess the song they requested?
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Noah Pines
4 months
PSA for inexperienced criminal defense lawyers. If you’re going into a police interview room, they have cameras. If you don’t have an agreement with the police, they will record you & your client. Don’t ever agree to be recorded. Tell them to turn off the cameras or leave.
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Noah Pines
11 months
@JulieCar94 Incredible work. CW has an entire team helping him!
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Noah Pines
2 years
@TheEricBland @MandyMatney I’ll be on Wednesday and am hoping we are taking about AM. In talking about Kohnerger last week, I commented about how smart criminal defense lawyers don’t go on national TV and talk about their defense, especially a non-existent alibi.
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Noah Pines
11 months
@MandyMatney That gives a whole new meaning to did he do it…
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Noah Pines
1 year
A fun night with @VinniePolitan on @CourtTV talking all things #MurdaughTrial #MurdaughFamily and the Lalibi defense @JulieCourtTV . @MandyMatney @TheEricBland @elizfarrell - some of us get it.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@Lilly_in_London @HiddenTrueCrime @lawyergriffin @HarpootlianSC @azarilaw There is no “lawyer” button for jail calls. Lawyers must submit their phone # to the jail/phone provider so their calls aren’t recorded. Every lawyer knows if a call is being recorded because there is a different preamble. When in doubt-I make sure I say it’s an attorney call.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@azarilaw That’s rich. I’m sure you had no plan to use Murdaugh to help you get a gig like now have on NewsNation. Not saying you shouldn’t have and/or don’t deserve it, but don’t be a hater of the success of @cupofjustice @MandyMatney @elizfarrell @TheEricBland There’s room for everyone
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Noah Pines
11 months
I’ll ask @lawyergriffin what everyone wants to ask - what we’re you thinking? You must have known this violates DOC rules & it’s just incredibly stupid. Don’t make it any harder for us to be criminal defense lawyers
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Noah Pines
10 months
@TheEricBland 500k is a lot of money for representation-a lot, especially if it’s not a huge RICO trial like we have going on in GA. I’d have questions too…
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Noah Pines
7 months
@azarilaw SC law is clear that a defendant who claims juror misconduct is required to prove both the alleged misconduct & the resulting prejudice. So the judge must 1st determine whether misconduct occurred & only if misconduct is found, determine if it affected the verdict. 364 S.C. 94
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Noah Pines
11 months
@courtreporterKG #3 - she’s following & spewing the talking points of her “partner in crime.” She clearly has a vested & financial interest in this story as it relates to her podcast with Jim.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@elizfarrell Waaa-I got convicted in Federal Court and am going to prison and it’s just not fair that @CreightonWaters wants to prosecute me in State Court. And his lawyers sounded like big babies too…
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Noah Pines
9 months
@TheEricBland The only reason he can’t get a “fair” trial is because both he and his lawyers have already said he’s guilty of all the charges…like multiple times…
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Noah Pines
6 months
@BernardKerik Doubt you’ve actually watched the hearings. Had you, you would know that Judge McAfee has handled this case masterfully. Additionally, he never “worked” for Fani Willis. They both worked in the DA’s office under Paul Howard.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@TheEricBland It’s simple-he loves himself more than he loved Maggie & Paul…
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Noah Pines
1 year
@TheEricBland He has details about everything…except for when the murder happened…
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Noah Pines
10 months
@TheEricBland They sure didn’t hit the Philly accent…
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Noah Pines
5 months
Hey conspiracy nuts… Judge McAfee never worked for Fani Willis. They worked together in the same office. Also, none of the defense attorneys have questioned his impartiality, nor have they moved to recuse him because he’s an excellent Judge and there is no basis to recuse him.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@TheEricBland Criminal defense lawyers make lots of decisions for their clients. But the 2 they don’t make are (1) plea guilty or have a trial, and (2) testify or not testify. I have a feeling Russ & Alex/c ignored the advice of their counsel & made their decisions alone.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@HiddenTrueCrime Your welcome. Lawyer calls sometimes do get recorded, and in my opinion it is the jail’s responsibility to make sure they are not released.
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Noah Pines
9 months
@MandyMatney You helped take down AM, so I think you can help take down DST😂 - gives new meaning to #TrueSunlight 🌞
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Noah Pines
1 year
@MarkTin60784330 Having prosecuted and represented a few sociopaths, you are 100% correct. He would chew off his own leg to save his life and it’s clear he has no remorse about the stealing, cheating, & lying he’s done his entire adult life.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@lesahp14 @TheEricBland They did not. So if Alex lied about the dogs & they knew he was lying & threatened to expose the lie, that would be motive for the murders.
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Noah Pines
8 months
@beidelson @Harvard Just curious Professor, is calling for the death of another person not a crime in MA?
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Noah Pines
6 months
Lots of posts criticizing Judge McAfee & claiming he “worked” for Fani Willis. 1.Ask any lawyer who is involved in this case and/or who has watched this case & they will tell you that he’s been masterful in handling this case & the issues it brings. 2. He never worked for Fani.
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Noah Pines
1 year
Pro Tips 1. Never let your client give a statement when he is a suspect, especially if he lies about everything. 2. If you do give a statement, never let it be video taped. 3. Don’t use a lawyer who is gonna get indicted himself. @MandyMatney @elizfarrell
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Noah Pines
9 months
@MPowersNorrell Oh please stop with common sense & the law. Dick & Jim prefer smoke & mirrors.
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Noah Pines
6 months
@MandyMatney I blame @TheEricBland . He kept talking about their magic courtroom skills 😂
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Noah Pines
6 months
@elizfarrell As you know there’s nothing in those rules that would prevent Dick from telling the world who killed Maggie & Paul if AM gave him permission to tell the world. Isn’t that what AM would want? Why would he want to keep that private?
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Noah Pines
4 months
@RepScottHolcomb Thank you for your effort, especially for Joey Watkins, who I helped exonerate. Joey should have never been prosecuted based on the cell phone evidence that placed him miles away from the murder scene. Not sure why your colleagues didn’t understand that, it’s pretty simple.
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Noah Pines
4 months
@JudgeDillard I like when these people call one of my clients and I call them back…it’s always a fun conversation…at least for me.
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Noah Pines
6 months
@elizfarrell @cupofjustice @MandyMatney @TheEricBland Finally catching up on this week’s COJ. I’m glad you all now agree with me that Dick & Jim were clowns from day one. Took you a while…but you finally saw the (sun)light.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@MandyMatney But he was paranoid of the cops…even though he was a prosecutor…and knew one well enough to give him 5k…that he didn’t have because he was broke…despite stealing 10mil
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Noah Pines
1 year
@azarilaw Sara-you’re a smart lawyer- @MandyMatney @elizfarrell & their podcast can’t deny a person Due Process. And you sure are against the exhumation for some unknown reason. Wouldn’t you hammer the State if your client was on trial for Stephen’s murder & they relied on the old autopsy?
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Noah Pines
1 year
@Euhlahlia @MeghannHardesty @MandyMatney Yeah-lots of details on the mundane stuff, but none for the important ones…
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Noah Pines
1 year
@TheEricBland I don’t get the Judge not ordering a mask mandate and thinning out the courtroom. You know Dick & Jim would be thrilled with a mistrial - even if it’s a Covid mistrial.
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Noah Pines
11 months
@azarilaw Can you and @lawyergriffin discuss whether he and @HarpootlianSC are now representing Alex pro bono on your next podcast?
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Noah Pines
6 months
@AnthonyMKreis Lawyers sometimes miss the trees through the forest. “Ma’am, I don’t HAVE checks” is one of those trees.
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Noah Pines
11 months
@JulieCar94 Some lawyers like to talk in concentric circles….it works if no one ever calls you out.
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Noah Pines
8 months
@sarahleah1 Top American Ivy League universities including Cornell and Harvard have received over $8 billion in the last 35 years from Arab countries, a report has revealed.
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@noahpines
Noah Pines
11 months
@azarilaw 1. Guess @lawyergriffin @HarpootlianSC @CreightonWaters are witnesses too? 2. Why can’t he be objective? Give us a reason? 3. Guess your partner in crime should file a motion to recuse. 4. Don’t you wish. 5. You’re not objective. You have a business relationship w/jim
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@noahpines
Noah Pines
4 months
@MandyMatney @cupofjustice That is one Tall Cup Of Justice. #venti
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Noah Pines
1 year
@TheEricBland You “guys” have big hearts!
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Noah Pines
10 months
Before the trolls & new girlfriends attack me…yes this photo was altered, but it’s still funny…
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Noah Pines
9 months
@azarilaw Let’s talk about issue 1, which is a joke. The judge is a “witness” to everything that happens in a trial, as are the lawyers. But that’s why we have an official court record, known as a transcript. I’m sure you’ve written enough appeals to know that this reason to recuse is BS
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Noah Pines
6 months
@AnthonyMKreis One thing missing from their motion is testimony from an expert. I filed one of these motions before and we had an affidavit from an expert in ethics and the bar rules. We never had the disqualification hearing because the DA (cough cough) lost the election.
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Noah Pines
10 months
@TheEricBland @cupofjustice @MandyMatney @elizfarrell Eric-I heard you ran out of paper documenting all of Dick’s statements that turned out not to be true…
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Noah Pines
5 months
@bluestein Hmmm Fani was disqualified from prosecuting Jones at this request, yet he feels there is no conflict in him leading this investigation? Not commenting on the propriety of the investigation, just whether he should be involved.
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Noah Pines
1 year
@MandyMatney And…from sponsors. But then you got so popular I couldn’t afford it anymore 😜
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Noah Pines
1 year
@MandyMatney @elizfarrell way to dig in on the perjury angle for Cory Fleming. I wonder if anyone in GA sent this information to the Fulton County DA….
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@noahpines
Noah Pines
11 months
@elizfarrell There you go again being misogynistic…and clearly EB, who supports powerful women like you and @MandyMatney is misogynistic because he thinks you need his support… And stop being mean to her best buddy & partner in crime Jimbo…who is doing god’s work…
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